Chapter 82: Freshly Baked ...... Toilet paper
There is a saying that a man can never understand the importance of a piece of clothing to a woman.
I'm afraid every man on earth knows the famous saying: a woman will always have one less piece of clothing in her closet.
Clothes are as important to women as life, they are keen to change clothes, they are keen to match clothes, and they are keen on beautiful clothes.
This is also true in Plainal.
How difficult is it for a girl to get a few beautiful clothes in very poor Ellington? It was probably as difficult as Don wanting to open the best alchemy workshop on the continent here.
Those clothes are one of their favorites, the most cared about, and the most precious things, and they did not hesitate to dedicate their favorite things to Tang En in order to make him happy, but he not only did not appreciate them, but also tore up all the clothes they kindly gave him to "use"!
How can this be endured!
How can it be forgiven!
Poor and stupid Don didn't expect them to misunderstand him, so he made such a big oolong.
"If you don't want to help me with my work, just say it, why are you crying and crying one by one......"
Tang En muttered, no one else saw it anyway, and he didn't bother to tear it up, so he directly used wind magic to roll up those clothes, and they were all twisted into pieces in an instant.
After collecting all the fragments into the package, Don slipped out of the Lord's Mansion.
"Big brother!"
Tang En was stunned for a moment and smiled: "Eliya, Elsa, why are you here?" β
Illya ran to Donne's side with a cigarette, climbed onto his shoulders with her hands and feet, and then pouted and said, "When you come back, you won't pay attention to others!" β
Don En patted Elijah and smiled, "Isn't there something to do...... Come out with me if you're alright, I'm just going to do something interesting. β
"Interesting thing!" Illya's eyes lit up, "Okay, good! β
"Illya is really clingy to you."
Elsa looked at Illya directly, she was a little jealous.
Don asked a little strangely, "The guards don't need to train today?" β
"My dad came back, and he was so funny to watch, so he had to make a day for me."
"Mr. Alberton?"
Tang En was stunned: "He came back from the mountains?" β
Although they had only met a few times, Alberton made a deep impression on Done, and he always felt as if there was some secret in this man.
"That's right...... What is the lord going to do? I don't have anything to do, can I follow along? β
"Absolutely."
Don smiled, and walked with Elijah and Elsa in the direction of the charcoal factory.
In order to cooperate with the production of the charcoal factory, next to the charcoal factory, there is a newly built logging yard, if you want to build a paper mill, I am afraid that you will have to surround the logging yard, and at the same time keep a distance from the charcoal factory.
After getting a log from the lumberyard, Donn led them into the woods.
"It's pretty flat here, so let's do it here."
After Tang En finished speaking, he put Illya down, and then said with a smile: "Don't run around." β
"My lord, what are you going to do?"
"Papermaking."
"Paper!?"
Elsa was taken aback: "Here? How to make paper? β
"You'll find out soon enough."
Elsa is a trustworthy person, so Don didn't deliberately hide his strength in front of her, and with a wave of his hand, a large log appeared in the air.
Elsa looked at the piece of wood dumbly, completely unaware of what the paper made had to do with the piece of wood.
Normally, it takes several days to break the wood and soak it through, but with the help of magic, there is no need to be so troublesome, Don pulled it casually, and a huge ball of water wrapped around the piece of wood, and the water pressure brought by the powerful magic caused the water to penetrate desperately into the wood, and then the water flow spun violently, and the piece of wood became smaller at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the water ball began to become turbid.
"ThisβThis is ......"
Elsa said in her heart, sure enough, the lord also said that he was an alchemist, and he was clearly a magician!
But...... How powerful is a magician?
Could it be that he is a magician who is also a cultivator, and his main profession is a warrior?
The simple-minded Elsa didn't think much of it, and now she was just curious about how Don could make the paper.
At this time, Don took out the pieces of clothing that he had torn up before and threw them into the water ball, and the pieces of rags could not resist the rapid rotation of the water, and were soon completely crushed.
In fact, these raw materials can be crushed more perfectly by using wind spells, but if there is no water soaking, when the wood that is too dry is torn by the friction of wind spells, it may catch fire, so in the end, Don still chose the water grinding method.
Driven by his powerful magic, after only a few minutes, there was no solidity in the balloon, and the entire balloon turned into a cloudy liquid.
With a slight wave of his hand, a blazing flame erupted around the water balloon, enveloping the water balloon, and within a few moments, the water ball began to boil.
After boiling, the fibers are completely dispersed and turn into brown pulp, which emits an unpleasant smell.
"It's a pity ......"
Tang En regretted his face, if he had collected ** when electrolyzing saturated salt water before, it could be used to bleach the pulp at this time, and then it would be white paper, and now it can only be made of yellowed paper.
However, it is not too late to find a way to solve it, although there is no pressurized storage equipment, but there are still crystal bottles for storing gas.
"What's wrong?"
"It's nothing, I'll have to find something to do at the workshop when I get back."
Don shook his head, waved his hands left and right, the water balloon began to stretch, and the pulp was held in the air by magic, more evenly than pressed with a flat plate, and then Tang En's right hand waved back, and the moisture seeping into the pulp was completely detached, and the two steps of filtration and dehydration were completed in just an instant, and what appeared in the air was a large sheet of freshly baked yellowed paper.
A smile appeared on Don's face, he didn't expect that he could restore papermaking so easily with magic, the steps were quite simple, after making a machine that simplified the operation, even if it was handed over to ordinary people, it would be completely fine, and it would be possible to achieve mass production in a short time!
And he finally has toilet paper to use!
These papers are still quite primitive, and there is no problem with writing, but if you want to achieve the smooth and smooth level in the previous life, you also need other additional raw materials, such as adding gel, which can make the paper smoother and easier to write, and the ink will not spread, and if you add talcum powder, it will make the paper smoother, etc......
Don doesn't know much about papermaking, and all he knows is some fur that he has seen on the Internet, but so what?
Best of all, he has soft toilet paper to use!
"It's really, really done!"
Elsa's eyes widened, she hadn't come back to her senses yet, obviously the water balloon was full of wood, and those pieces of clothing, why did it suddenly turn into paper!?
"What kind of magic is this!?"
"It's not magic...... It's just simple physical changes, uh, you leave it alone, all in all
We in Ellington will soon have paper available to everyone. β
"Big brother is really amazing!"
Elijah has nothing left to worship Donn, and in her eyes Don is omnipotent.
Don smiled very happily, and his chrysanthemum finally didn't have to suffer anymore.
Although he is a lord, he can wipe his ass with some more expensive things, but in fact, those things are really not comfortable......
Let's use the fabric, I guess Fiona will have to talk to him in a few days.
"My lord, and this ......"
Don turned his head to see that the strange smell of sewage was still floating in the sky, and if there was only one way to deal with this sewage on earth, it was to let it sit and filter it and discharge it into rivers and lakes.
However, this is Plandal.
Tang En laughed evilly, his fingers scratched a few mysterious runes in the air, and then a very small spatial crack suddenly appeared in front of him.
As soon as the spatial crack appeared, a scorching breath rushed to their faces, and Elsa and Illia took a few steps back, and suddenly broke out in a sweat.
"Your Excellency?"
"Hold on."
After Tang En finished speaking, the huge water ball burrowed into the spatial crack under his control, and then the spatial crack was closed by Tang En.
"That was ...... just now"
Tang En said casually, "The spatial passage to the Fire Elemental Realm. β
That's right, what Tang En thought of, the solution to those sewage, is to throw it into the fire elemental realm, the four major elemental realms, the fire elemental realm is probably the most suitable place to deal with this kind of sewage, where the endless space is forever burning flames, tumbling boiling magma, these sewage will be completely vaporized the moment it enters, and even the impurities inside will evaporate.
Is there a more convenient way to burn dry and burn out, clean and pollution-free?
At least Don didn't think of it for the time being.
Although discharging water into the fire elemental realm may anger those fire elemental creatures, but ......
Before thinking of anything else, let's make do with it like this, anyway, with Brandal's current industrial level, the sewage discharge capacity here is not so terrifying, and it shouldn't attract the attention of fire elemental creatures...... Right?
Elsa didn't know much about magic, so she didn't understand how terrifying it was to open the passage to the fire elemental realm casually, she only felt that Tang En was very powerful, very powerful, as for how powerful...... Where does she care?
"I'll give you some of these papers."
With a wave of his hand, the sheets of paper, which were several meters long and wide, were neatly cut into small pieces and stacked together, and one of the stacks flew in front of Elsa.
Elsa waved her hand repeatedly. "Huh? Huh? It's useless for me to ask for paper, and I don't usually write......"
"Who said you were allowed to write?"
Tang En's face was inexplicable: "These papers are for you to take to the toilet to wipe your buttocks." β
Elsa's face turned red all of a sudden, she never thought that the lord would be so vulgar and vulgar!
How can you say this kind of thing with a big grin!
"Your Excellency, it's too much!"
Elsa grabbed the papers, pushed Don away, covered her face and ran away.
it!
only heard a "boom", Don who flew out broke a few big trees and fell to the ground in embarrassment, he was stunned, what did I do wrong!
"Illya, did I do something wrong?"
"No, big brother is the best!"
Tang En was moved to tears: "Sure enough, it's still Luo...... Elijah is the best! "===PS: Hmm...... Whether it's traveling through another world or ancient times, it's important to have toilet paper for it...... Vote Wow!