Chapter 298: Damn Retarded!

"My lord, did you help those two orcs because you liked the rabbit man?"

Elsa looked at Don with some curiosity.

"No, of course not, just out of ...... Well, the will of the universe......"

Don was in the distant eye again.

It's normal for Elsa to ask like that, and that's back to the same topic as before.

Orcs are not popular in human society, referring to those who are rude and savage, and in addition to those orcs, there are also some orcs who are quite popular with humans.

Well, needless to say, you know that most of them are gentle and cute orcs, and there are even many who have obtained good jobs in the human realm.

For example, a lady-in-waiting for a nobleman to show his status, or a receptionist in some shops, etc.

If Kalo Marifer, the god of fire and war, created those savage orcs, Don could understand, it's normal, after all, he was a god of war - but this guy also created those cute and harmless orcs, which is terrifying.

Could it be that Kalo Marivre is actually a man's body and a girl's heart?

Don had in his mind a picture of a strong man with a two-meter-tall beard and knotted muscles covered in blood, holding a rainbow pony with a happy face......

"Shhhh

Tang En subconsciously shuddered, and the image full of malice lingered in his mind for a long time.

"Hurry up - I need to be distracted."

Of course, they didn't know what Elsa was thinking in Don's mind, but seeing Done's constipated face, Elsa stuck out her tongue. I'm too embarrassed to ask any more.

Thanks to the Glorious Festival, the market area of Alinks is home to merchants from all over the country, including many spice merchants.

Many people in Plandal believe that certain spices are also magical materials. With mystical powers, it can stimulate potential, and it is easier to awaken the talent to become the apocalypse, and many families will buy many spices to use, make incense, and spices in line with the idea of "it is better to believe it than not to believe it". Or take it to bathe your child......

These bizarre uses led to a high consumption of spices, which led to high prices, though not as frantic as the European spice trade in the teenth century. But it's also a luxury consumer product.

"Delicious fruit from Abaron's collar! Only available for the last five days! ”

"Let's take a look! A specialty salted fish from the territorial sea port of Martany, Fira, Titu! Buy 1 get 1 free! ”

"Finest wool imported from the Wren Empire! Look at this coat color! This softness is definitely a first-class good product! It's the best way to rub a bandage! Only one set of hardware! ”

"Jarringxter mints, five silver coins, don't miss it when you pass by!"

Tang En was stunned: "Yo." Our mints have become a specialty, huh? ”

"Stupid Donne." Nora looked disdainful, "People are talking about Arlinker. ”

Tang En spread his hands: "It's not like you buy goods from me and resell them." ”

"Lord Lord......"

Tina stepped forward to take a look, and then said silently, "This is really not a ...... produced by Ellington."

"Huh?"

Illya leaned over and looked at it, her eyes widened: "Big brother, this is different from ours there!" ”

Don stepped forward to look at it, and then was speechless.

People are right, this is indeed a mint from Alinker, don't you see the name of Alinks written on the packaging......

"Are you interested? This friend. It's not me who blows, but our mints are the most popular among women and children right now. Your sisters will love it. ”

The merchant thought of Elsa and Elijah as Donn's sisters.

Elsa blushed: "I'm not the lord's sister......"

"Hehe, I know, I knowβ€”uhβ€”"

The guy's smile suddenly froze on his face: "-I'm sorry, what did you just say?" Your Excellency? ”

Don waved his hand to stop Elsa's show-off, and winked at Tina.

Tina put down a silver coin and handed him five mints.

"Taste it all."

Tang En ate one with great interest, and the cool mint flavor quickly dissipated in his mouth, and then there was a sweet feeling.

After tasting it for a while, Don asked thoughtfully, "Where did you get this mint candy from?" ”

"If you go back to your lordship, it's the Prani Chamber of Commerce."

The boss broke out in a cold sweat nervously, he didn't expect that the guest in front of him was actually a lord!

Even the smallest lord of a barony, who ruled only a small village, was many times more noble than he was an inconspicuous merchant.

"Prani Chamber of Commerce...... Haven't heard of it. ”

Don silently jotted down the name, and then he realized how inconvenient it was for Fiona and Hilton to be around.

Elsa is lively, Illya is cute, and Tina is very obedient and sensible, but they are not like Fiona, who can be her right-hand man.

Tina recalled, rejoicing, and said, "The Prani Chamber of Commerce is a member of the Business Allianceβ€”"

A voice suddenly came from the side, interrupting Tina's words: "The Prani Chamber of Commerce is a member of the Business Alliance, and the president is Bilbohm, as we have seen before, in order to make up for the loss of the magic crystal trade, Bilbohm has also started to do some small businesses that were not obvious before-such as mints produced in a small and remote place. ”

A very bright smile suddenly appeared on Tang En's face: "Good information, how much money are you going to charge?" ”

A white arm stretched out from the side, bypassed Donn's armpit, pinched a mint candy from the stall, and then slowly lifted it, Don subconsciously grabbed it, but he didn't expect the skin of the snowy arm to slip out, and then stuffed the mint candy into two delicate red lips.

"What do you think of the price of 500,000 gold coins?"

"If I say it's too expensive and not worth it, will you get a refund?"

"Of course not, you are a big lord who earns millions a day, what can I do if a poor little girl is given 500,000 gold coins after you are like this."

Looking at the aggrieved night song, Tang En's smile became even brighter: "After the last goodbye, you were really embarrassed to appear in front of me, night-"

"Shh......h

Ye Ge suddenly stepped forward, and her white fingers pressed Tang En's lips: "Although you don't care, I am a very timid and sensitive woman...... It's not a good thing for you to reveal my identity at this time, right? ”

She leaned into Tang En's ear and blew into it, and said with a smile: "The mysterious female thief Night Song has a private meeting with the lord Tang En...... Seems like a good news headline? ”

"You won."

Don sighed, slapped her hard on the buttocks, and after squeezing it again, he said dissatisfiedly, "But I advise you to put the things in my pocket back, that thing is dangerous." ”

Night Song rolled her eyes and stuffed the scroll back in anger.

Just in case, Tang En had some emergency self-defense stuffed on his body at any time, and the scroll that had just been touched by Night Song was a spell scroll of the ninth-order spell Lava Hell.

If this indiscriminate spell is accidentally activated by her, if there is no emergency in this city, it is estimated that the entire Alinks will be in ruins - of course, this worry should be superfluous, as the capital of the empire, the thousand-year-old heritage is not a decoration, there must be some kind of spell suppression.

Looking at the two people standing close to each other, so close, I don't know why, Elsa felt a strange feeling of boredom in her heart, and subconsciously clenched her fists.

There was a crunch sound of "squeak", "squeak", Illya's eyes widened, and she exclaimed, "Sister Elsa! Handlebars! The handlebars are deformed! ”

"Yikes!"

Elsa came to her senses and panicked and snapped the handlebars back on.

"You'll always have so many women around you."

Night Song glanced at Elsa and said very curiously, "In other words, you are a very man, so here's the problem...... Why did you throw me out last time? Am I not pretty enough? ”

Donn jumped off the bike and said casually as he walked forward: "There are no men in this world - except for homosexuality - but lust is one thing, brain show is another, your IQ thinks about it, the gods laugh, and you still want to trick me?" ”

Night Song was suddenly furious: "Who do you say has a low IQ!?" ”

"Look, and say you're not stupid?"

Don looked at Night Song with pity: "I don't even know who I'm talking about......"

Damn retarded!

Nightsong almost vomited blood.

Every time she saw Tang En, she was restrained everywhere, and last time she finally designed to trick him and finally pulled back a game, but she didn't expect that in a blink of an eye, he would become his father's guest, and he actually had to bring him tea and water with a smiling face......

Will she be able to swallow this breath?

Of course not!

"So, as a lord in the hall and the president of the Datang Chamber of Commerce, who is making money every day, why didn't you control your big winner activities today, why did you come here to hang around?"

"What's the matter with you?"

Tang En looked up and down at Ye Ge, who was dressed in simple clothes, and after a while, he suddenly realized: "Could it be that I came here to affect your business?" You can rest assured that you will pick up customers, I will not smash your signboard. ”

"Of course notβ€”wait!?"

Ye Ge's face stiffened: "What do you mean to pick up customers with confidence!?" - Damn! You bastard says I'm the kind of street prostitute!? ”

Tang En nodded cautiously: "After considering your dress and speech and demeanor, apart from this, I really can't come to a second conclusion." ”

"You bastardβ€”"

The angry Night Song pounced on Donne, only to see that as soon as Don snapped her fingers, she immediately froze in place.

When did that sash get into her clothes!?

Night Song was ashamed and angry: "-When did you do it?" ”

Don smiled, "When you first approached me. ”

This bastard really damns it! (To be continued.) )