Chapter 592: Let Me Tell a Joke

In the dust, a giant rat several meters high, with a sharp mouth and a sharp brain, and long hair, rushed out in annoyance, and without saying a word, raised his hand to be a gray needle. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Qing Fan wrinkled his nose: "Sure enough, it's him!" ”

"You know him?"

After Yue Fei finished speaking, he thought that since Qing Fan came directly to the mortal world from the Sumeru world, then this monster was obviously too, and it was not strange that they knew each other.

"What kind of monster is he?"

"He's a rat, a nice annoyance."

In the Sumeru world, Xi Rat was a restless guy, and he was also a guy who made Qingfan more annoying.

Because he is not only extremely narcissistic, but also smells of foxes.

That's right, the very faint and unpleasant smell in the air is the fox odor on his body, but it seems that because it is mixed with the smell of various perfumes, the smell has become even more strange, and Qing Fan didn't recognize it for a while.

"It's no wonder that even we didn't notice it, this guy is the best at stealth, he was imprisoned in the Sumeru world because he was dishonest after going to heaven, and wanted to steal Taishang Laojun's elixir, if it wasn't discovered by Qingniu, even Taishang Laojun was hidden from him - well, Qingniu that guy was born anti-hidden."

Yue Fei was dumbfounded.

Not to mention this, the weak water over there saw that the main master finally came out, and he also stopped the indiscriminate bombardment, and held the jade sword again, just as soon as he raised his hand, a layer of light curtain blocked the needle of the rat.

"You're the thief?"

"You take your Yangguan Road, and I'll cross my single-plank bridge! Our well water does not interfere with the river water, you actually demolished my nest, uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it! It's really annoying to me! ”

The rat was originally being served comfortably by a group of rat girls underground, and felt that something had arrived in the warehouse above, and after coming up to make a profit, he found that these guys in the warehouse were not general, so he carefully observed and prepared to leave, but he didn't expect that the little girl would open the map cannon without saying a word!

Xi Rat has been in the mortal world for so long, and he has heard for a long time that the Huaguo demolition office is powerful, but he is disdainful in his heart, because no matter how powerful the demolition office is, it can't be demolished underground, right? But I never thought that today's nest that I built underground was almost flattened without saying a word.

The power of demolition is terrible! The rat shuddered, because of an unbearable past, he hated demolition the most!

"If you are obedient, take back your poor mana, and obediently listen to my orders in the future, and when I find other monsters, I will take you back to the fairy world, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind!"

"Boom!" The figure of the rat was blurred for a while, and the next moment it turned into a tall handsome man with a white face, dressed in casual clothes, with messy but graceful medium-length broken hair and a half-open T-shirt, which made him a little bohemian and prodigal, but at the moment he had anger on his face.

He spat and scolded, "Who wants to go back to the fairy world!" Yushu Lingfeng is a talented Lao Tzu who has worked for them for thousands of years, and in the fairy world, he didn't even assign a floating immortal island, not to mention giving me an official and a half-job, Ya didn't even give a minimum immortal book! Lao Tzu worked hard for them and carried the black pot for those guys, and finally sent me to the world of Sumeru because of my little problem! They must be jealous that Lao Tzu is more handsome than them! is as handsome and diligent as Lao Tzu, where is it not mixed up? Lao Tzu stays in the mortal world and feels happy and tight, where are you going back and forth, don't disturb Lao Tzu's life! ”

The weak water is beautiful and wrinkled, and a mighty pressure is overwhelmingly pressed towards the rat, the rat raised his arms, and wanted to resist when he picked up the mana, but he thought that the weak water with a rich net worth was not according to common sense, and the little hand casually touched a few pills in the stomach, and suddenly the mana was better than before!

The rat scolded urgently: "Bastard, you cheat!" Don't take the pill if you have the guts, we'll fight again! In this mortal world, your immortal body is not as good as my half-demon body! ”

The body of the immortal has reached the realm of the unity of heaven and man, man is heaven and earth, and the aura of heaven and earth is his mana, this advantage is naturally a great advantage in the immortal world where the aura of heaven and earth is abundant, and even in ancient times, it is naturally inferior to the body of a half-demon that can gather aura in the body.

The corners of the weak water mouth were slightly upturned, and he triumphantly took out a handful of elixir to stimulate the rat: "I have the elixir, which is naturally my strength, if you don't accept it, I'll talk about it if you win." ”

Looking at the elixir in the weak sailor, not only the rat, but even the Qingyun Old Dao in the distance were red-eyed.

She said...... What's that!? Elixir!?

Oh my God!! Qingyun Lao Dao gasped, feeling that he was more dizzy now than drinking ten catties and eight catties of century-old wine, and after a while, he suddenly turned his head and asked Yue Fei: "What is her identity!?" ”

At this moment, if Qingyun Lao Dao still thinks that Weak Water is a talented ordinary person, then his brain is really hopeless, but if he says that Weak Water is a monster, it is unreasonable, so a bold guess appeared in Qingyun Lao Dao's mind.

It was a thought that made him shudder at the thought of it.

Yue Fei smiled bitterly, from the moment Weak Water made a move, he knew that Weak Water's identity could not be saved.

"Weak water is an immortal."

"What!?"

Yue Fei confirmed the guess in his heart, but Qingyun Lao Dao still exclaimed.

Immortals! It turned out to be a legendary immortal who flew to the sky and the earth, moved mountains and reclaimed the sea, and lived with heaven and earth!

"Not only that, but Weak Water is also the youngest Da Luo Jin Immortal in the history of the Immortal Realm."

As if feeling that this was not enough, Yue Fei dropped another bombshell, anyway, his identity has been exposed, and it is not interesting to hide it, it is better to directly confess the identity of weak water, so that after Qingyun Lao Dao knows, maybe he will carefully consider his words and demeanor, and act cautiously......

Da Luo Jin Xian!

The supreme realm of immortals!

It is only one step away from reaching the supreme existence of the realm of saints!

Qingyun Lao Dao clutched the Taoist robe on his chest tightly, his face was red and white for a while, he couldn't believe that he had the opportunity to meet such a noble existence, and he also sat down with her for dinner!

"Poof!"

There was white smoke on Qingyun Lao Dao's head, and the impact he received was so great that he fainted.

Ah Huang raised his paw and rolled Qingyun Laodao's eyelids, pouted and said, "This old man was stimulated and fainted, it's really useless." ”

Yue Fei was startled, but after thinking about it, he quickly calmed down, he was not a cultivator before after all, so when he first saw Weak Water, her identity did not make him feel so shocked, but it was different for Qingyun Old Dao, the appearance of Weak Water was too significant.

That means that they are not walking on a dark and illusory road, but on a bright road that really exists!

On the other side, the furious rat had already fought with the weak water, and Yue Fei had once again seen the immortal methods of the weak water.

The rat shouted, and raised a cloud of black sand, which was extremely fast and sharp, and ordinary steel was cut like tofu.

However, the weak water just waved the jade sword lightly and happily, and an invisible shield blocked the black sand.

Seeing that a move failed, Xi Rat slapped his hands, and a biting chill spread out, and the temperature dropped by dozens of degrees in an instant, it was the early autumn season when the heat had not subsided, and Yue Fei, who was standing far away, actually felt that he had come to the cold winter of the number nine, which was better than that!

In the blink of an eye, countless crystal clear snowflakes appeared in the air, followed by the rapidly rotating snowflakes flying towards the weak water, listening to the sharp whistling sound in the air, the snowflakes must not be beautiful.

Weak Shui's face remained unchanged, and after swallowing an elixir, as soon as he pinched the law, a blazing white sea of fire swept in, and crystal snowflakes melted into the sea of fire one after another.

It was only at this time that Yue Fei realized what a terrifying existence the little girl who was often bullied by him on weekdays.

Seeing that his two major killing moves had no effect on the weak water, the angry rat screamed again without grace: "You cheat and take pills again!" ”

The corners of the weak water mouth curled, and he raised his eyebrows and said, "If you don't accept it, you can eat it." ”

"Bastard, you forced me!"

In the blink of an eye, his hair and pupils turned blue-white, the temperature around him dropped even more violently, and even a white cold mist appeared in the air, and clumps of crystal hail began to condense.

"Shhhhh

Yue Fei was chilled all over his body, even if he had the Xuanyuan Sword to protect his body, this natural change would not help Yue Fei.

Seeing Yue Fei's situation, Qing Fan sighed in her heart, clenched her fists slightly, her eyes slowly turned from black to red, and after a pause, she turned her head and walked towards the rat.

"Little girl! Look at my tricks! ”

"Mouse, don't come unharmed."

Knowing that he would definitely not be able to defeat the rich and unreasonable weak water, he had already retreated at this time, and he shouted loudly and wanted to hide his whereabouts and escape thousands of miles away when the ice mist appeared.

It's just that he didn't expect to hear a voice that was very familiar to him but extremely frightened.

It's as if a rabbit sees an eagle, a fly sees a frog, and a mouse sees a cat...... Ahem, what reacted faster than the rat's consciousness was his body, which completed a series of actions such as receiving, turning, bending and bowing at an incredible speed, and at the same time piled up a flattering smile on his face: "King! You've come to the mortal world too? ”

It wasn't until he opened his mouth that the rat's consciousness followed, his face was pale, and his heart was beating wildly, it turned out to be her!? She's even come to the mortal world!?

"Don't call me king! Call me Queen! ”

"Yes, the king! I understand the king! ”

Hey? Hey!?

The cigarette butt in Ah Huang's mouth fell to the ground with a click, and if it weren't for the big enough nerves, his jaw would probably have fallen to the ground.

Yue Fei was also dumbfounded, what a super expansion this is! (To be continued.) )