Chapter 300: The Illusion of the Five Killings
"Official! Don't you want Ahri? ”
However, just when Van Haile just got up from the ground, Ahri suddenly said something that directly made him stumble and almost fell from the sky. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"What do you say?" Van Haile turned his head with a black line, and his face twitched.
Ahri blinked his smart eyes aggrievedly and muttered: "Ahri's name was given to me by the officials, so Ahri should follow the officials!" The official just wanted to abandon Ahri—"
"Oh my God!" Van Haile covered his face and shouted. In his heart, he was constantly sweating, because he was already followed by three women, and those three women were more difficult than the other, just Suona was better, Rui Wen was the craziest, Fei'er was brain short, if you added another Ahri, it was okay, you can make up a table of mahjong, that's called a lively -
So the current Van Haile is very headache.
"Official, you don't have to have a headache-" Ahri wagged his tail and said with a smile, "Ahri can get anything, washing clothes, cooking, singing and dancing, everything-"
"Laundry, cooking, singing and dancing—" Van Haile smiled wordlessly.
"Wait a minute, sing and dance—" Fan Haile thought to himself with a twinkle in his eyes, "yes, Ahri can sing, and she still has her skin in lol, so she should sing well!" ”
A thought suddenly appeared in Van Haile's mind, and it was out of control.
"Five Kills!"
"The Five Killings Band should only come out of Riot YY, like on the Valoran continent described by Riot, it is impossible to have such a band! Not to mention that the Shadow Island forces are suspicious of everyone, and it is impossible for Olaf and Sana to participate in the Shadow Island forces, so it is impossible for this band to exist! Van Haile thought to himself.
"But I can make this band a reality—" Van Hale had a twinkle in his eyes.
And Ahri also wagged his tail very obediently, smiling and looking at Fan Haile who didn't know what he was thinking with radiant eyes.
"Keyboardist Suona can be the guitarist, as a guitarist, I happened to have studied guitar for two years, and I seem to have heard Yan Luo say that he learned bass in high school a few years ago, plus a lead singer Ahri, this is only a drummer missing-" The more Fan Haile thought about it, the more excited he became, and his eyes lit up.
"If you are a drummer, En-Fei'er doesn't know if you can do it, her brain doesn't know if she can learn drums, and she won't learn the Year of the Monkey, right? Do you really want to go to Freljord to find Olaf? When will I find out then! Van Haile was suddenly a little discouraged, you know, there are many songs waiting for him to "copy" on earth!
"Oops—"
Fan Haile squatted on the ground with some distress: "Do you really want Fei'er to learn?" Can her brain really learn? By the way, if you want to learn drums, you must first have a master, so where can you find a master? ”
Van Hale felt that this idea seemed a little unrealistic.
"Official, what are you thinking?" Ahri also learned from Van Haile at this time and squatted in front of him and asked.
"It's okay, Ahri, do you know how to play the drums?" Smelling the incense that followed Ahri, Van Haile suddenly asked.
"What kind of drum are the officials talking about?" Ahri Road.
"It's the kind of pop -- uh -- a few drums put together, and there's a plate on top of it -- the drum kit!"
"Yes—Ahri can do anything!" Ahri smiled brightly.
"Uh-why do you know everything?" Van Haile asked.
"Because when I absorbed the grievances of those outlaw soldiers on the battlefield, I accidentally learned all their skills and everything-" Ahri stuck out his tongue and sold cute.
"Uh-" Fan Haile was speechless for a long time before he said, "So, you have a good game of knives, guns and sticks?" ”
"Those soldiers know a lot of things, although everyone on the battlefield can be said to be very weak, but there are a lot of other life skills, and even some are at the master level, such as cooking, tailoring, these and the like!" Ahri replied.
"Heh-" Fan Haile smiled when he heard this, "Then I picked up a bargain, and I picked one back, which is equivalent to an army-"
"That's-" Ahri is charming when she should be charming, but usually, she is still a little cute and childish, so she is now writing a face full of 'Come and praise me-'
Seeing this, Fan Haile suddenly felt that Ahri was a little similar to Fei'er now, so he couldn't help but reach out and touch Ahri's head.
Ahri was stunned when she saw this, and looked at Fan Haile with a pampered face, but her originally happy face was directly a little unhappy, frowning and said, "Official, the concubine is not your pet cat-"
Fan Haile's expression froze when he heard this, and then he retracted his hand as if he had just woken up from a dream, and said with a sneer: "I'm sorry, you really resemble my pet cat just now-"
"How can a man be like a cat, the official is teasing me—" Ahri pouted unhappily.
"I don't believe it—" Van Helle laughed.
"Of course I don't believe it!" Ahri nodded.
"Let's go, I'll take you to see my pet cat!" Van Haile stood up and said.
"The official is planning to take me in?" Ahri was overjoyed when he heard this, and smiled at him, which made Fan Haile's little heart skip a beat.
"It's up to you to behave—" Fan Haile quickly straightened his expression and smiled.
"Oh-" Ahri pouted, displeased.
Seeing that the red face and disaster that was originally at the level of captivating the city and the country and the people are now following him in every possible way, Fan Haile smiled bitterly in his heart, not knowing whether it was a blessing or a curse.
On the way back.
"Ahri, you're a vixen, aren't you?" Van Haile asked.
"Yes, Nine-Tailed Fox—" Ahri replied.
"I'm from another world, and vixens are dejoratory in us—" Van Hale grinned.
"What do you mean?" Ahri asked with a wink.
"It's a disaster for the country and the people," Fan Haile said.
"Tell me, official—"
"Well, if you want to talk about this vixen, there are a lot of hixens in the history of that place - like the last emperor of the Xia Dynasty, the first dynasty in the history of the Celestial Empire, because of a vixen named Meixi, and then perished. The next one was called the Shang Dynasty, and the last one was also destroyed because of a fox spirit called Daji, and the next dynasty was the Western Zhou Dynasty, which was even more funny, it was the emperor of the dynasty who laughed for the Pomeranians, and then teased the princes-" Fan Haile came slowly.
"What do you call princes?" Ahri interrupted Van Haile and asked.
"The so-called princes are the most powerful officials besides the emperor-" Van Haile patiently explained.
"Oh, then, officer, please continue!" Ahri laughed.
Then Fan Haile just wanted to speak, but Ahri said directly: "Although Ahri is a fox spirit, Ahri's ambition is not as great as that of his predecessors who are concubines?" ”
"Why do you say that?"
"Because Ahri doesn't want to pour out the country and sincerity, he only needs to pour the hearts of officials, and Ahri will be satisfied!" Ahri smiled.
"Ahem-" Van Haile coughed dryly, but thought to himself:
"This fox is definitely on purpose—"
(In the last few days, my thinking has been a little blocked, and I don't know how to write this paragraph about Ahri, but fortunately, I finally finished writing it, and I feel good!) As for why you want to personify Ahri Duo, here I sell a pass, all for the advancement of the plot! And it's really because of this.,So the update is a little less.,I'm sorry.,In addition, I'm going to enter the creation plot of the Five Kills Band right away.,Maybe there's no fight for the time being-And about the music.,I don't know much about it.,What's wrong?,Please forgive me! Thanks for reading! (To be continued.) )