Chapter 18: Brian the Talker

The biggest problem with the inability of elves and dragons to rule the world is actually low fertility.

Whether it is the elves or the dragons, the gap between the number of races and the human race is too great.

Although the strength of individuals far surpasses that of humans, and the number of strong people with superpowers is much higher than that of humans, this world is too big, and even if it is really occupied by them, they have no ability to control it.

There are not no races that can compete with humans in fertility, for example, goblins are one of them.

It is worth mentioning that so many races, even humans, are created by gods, and only gnomes and goblins are the natives of Plandal.

The goblin race is just as small as the gnomes, and they also like to play scientific research, but this is a race of 10,000 years of tragedy.

Goblins are different from gnomes, goblins have ambitions and strength, and they had the opportunity to rule the world, but they played big as a result, according to the surviving historical records, the ancestors of the goblins blew up their hometown in an experiment, and it is said that the reason why the continental plate of the current world of Plandal is like this is because of the explosion at the beginning.

This explosion set back the goblin civilization for thousands of years, and also implicated the old friend dwarf, and since then the two races have completely turned their faces and never interacted with each other.

The goblins fought to catch up again, and finally climbed the technology tree again, but they liked chaos by nature, and they were on the wrong side during the first chaos invasion war, and their hometown was directly bulldozed by other races, so they had no choice but to fight GG.

Later, the goblins lived a disgraced life for more than 600 years, and during that time, the goblins were green-skinned monsters, pests that everyone shouted and beaten, and finally when they endured the humiliation and burden, secretly accumulated strength and prepared to fight, in the year 683 of the Order calendar, the second Chaos Invasion War came.

This time, the goblins were not stupid, they chose to mix with the allied forces of the clans, determined to carry out the art of explosions, and use their strength to wash away their shame.

The goblin's plan was very successful, and in the second Chaos Invasion War, the goblin successfully washed away his humiliating past, and finally became one of the intelligent races accepted by Purandal once again.

When the world was too peaceful, the goblin boss breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that it was time to use the art of explosion to tell the other races, who had the final say!

As a result, the goblins found out that the trend of world domination had left them.

The gnomes and the dwarves burrowed into the Ambris Mountains together, burying their heads in the pit and ignoring the world.

The elves burrowed into the emerald forest to enjoy life.

The orcs were given half of the continent according to the agreement made by the tribes before the Great War and established their own empire.

The dragon clan is still an old god, hiding in the deep mountains and old forests as a hermit.

Naga and the fish-man burrowed back into the deep sea, and no one knew what to do.

It seems that the world is at your fingertips?

You forgot about humanity!

Those damned, thousand-knife humans actually played a game of stealing the day!

They have planted flags all over the world before anyone knows it, and when the other races go back to their respective homes, humanity will naturally rule the world!

At that time, the goblin king saw the situation clearly, and directly vomited blood and fell to the ground and died, so many races joined forces to fight desperately to the death to defend Plandal, but in the end, they let humans pick up such a big bargain, who can stand it?

Since then, the relationship between goblins and humans has been cold, and this cold attitude did not change until the appearance of the current goblin leader, Reviz Golden Fang.

Riviz Golden Fang is a legendary character in Goblins, who survived alone in the wilderness for ten years after his parents died when he was a child, and was later captured by humans, became a human slave, and was sold into slavery as a tax collector for the next ten years.

During these ten years, he had the privilege of being exposed to human words and books, and Rivitz was keenly aware that what he was now exposed to was something that could change his life.

He was hungry for all he could learn, and when his master was killed by his enemies on a long journey, he was lucky enough to get his life back, and Rivez stumbled back to the goblin tribe with his master's relics, and soon after, he came up with a famous theory that is still the first rule of goblin behavior.

Gold is everything!

As long as you have gold coins, even the gods will buy them for you (the shrine that sells holy water is inexplicably lying on the gun)!

Later, Riviz proved the validity of this theory himself, and he started with more than 100 gold coins left behind by his human masters, and sold cheap small bombs, large bombs, and super bombs made by goblins.

Gradually, he became a superpower, and the name of the arms dealer Riviz became famous even in the realm of men.

And in the process, he became the leader of the goblins, and his words became the goblin's code - sooner or later the power will run out, but the gold will never run out!

Today, the goblins have gone from being a big-eared monster to the boss of the largest bank chain in Plandal, the Star Diamond Bank.

What the? You say the creditworthiness of the bank? Why didn't anyone rob this bank?

Dear, don't be kidding......

Because the other half of the bank's shares belong to the dragon family.

With the dragon clan as a guarantee, do you still need to worry about the safety and credibility of the bank?

Naturally, their business is getting bigger and bigger.

Partnering with the dragon clan to open a bank, and the business has reached this point, for the time being, Plandal is still the only one, and there is no other semicolon.

In fact, having said so much, in fact, what I want to express is that the reason why human beings rule this world is not that there are no competitors, but that the luck of this competitor is too bad!

Now that the competitors have found themselves unable to go head-to-head with humans, they have begun to play more advanced currency wars, but what about humans?

You're still beating me, I'm beating you, and your brains are all coming out......

If it continues like this, I'm afraid it won't be long before this Plandar will really become a goblin......

After seeing Brian's alien race, Donn's mind was full of imagination for a while, and he finally came back to his senses and smiled: "The earth is always under our feet, my friend, may your beard grow forever like the tree of life." ”

Brian jumped to his feet and smiled, "Swear in the name of my beard, there are no bad people who can say this!" Goddess bless the people of the earth, humans, and I'm sure you're not with them! ”

The so-called people of the earth refer to the dwarves themselves, because this race is naturally shorter, so the humans have a dwarf name, but now they can also accept the name dwarf, some people are also used to calling themselves so, only in prayer or more solemn occasions will change back.

In addition, if you mention the big-eared monster in front of the goblin, it is tantamount to pointing at a person's nose and saying XXX Your mother blew up, and the taunting ability is MAX.

"Can you come out now?"

Don looked at the open cell door, how cautious is this guy?

"Of course! Of course my friend! You don't even know how long I've been in this goddamn place, a year? Two years? All in all, I've had enough! My beloved beard is about to wither."

Brian muttered as he ran out, "Those damned humans—my friend, I don't mean you—they tied me up while I slept under the tree!" Otherwise, how could the great warrior of the people of the earth be imprisoned by the little bandits! ”

"Give me a chance to get my hands on the hammers, and I'll smash them into meat sauce - the hammers! Damn my beloved warhammer was snatched away by them too! ”

Brian grabbed Donn's waistband by the waist, "My Warhammer is the second most bearded baby in my life!" My friend! Have you seen my warhammer!? ”

"Goddess bless, you must find my warhammer!"

Brian let go of Don and tugged at his hair in a hurry: "If I can't find the hammer, the old man will beat me to death when I go back - it seems that I can only stay outside for a while......"

Don looked at Brian with a dull face, this guy has not stopped talking since the beginning, can it be that this guy is still a chatterbox?

"Friend, don't worry, we haven't finished exploring the bandits' cave yet."

Don glanced at Elsa, who hurriedly ran out and ordered, and then Don said, "Now let's get out of here, this cave doesn't smell good." ”

"Well, let me tell you, I didn't have such a big smell here when I first arrived, and it made me want to die all day......"

"You know, after they captured me, they wanted the great Brian to help them forge weapons, but how could I agree to the bandits' request? So they locked me up......"

Brian kept babbling on and on, as if he hadn't chatted with anyone for a long time, and a steady stream of sound drilled into Donn's ears, and Don felt like his brain was starting to hurt.

This guy, how can you say that?

Finally getting out of the cave, Brian let out another exclamation when he saw the dazzling sunlight outside.

Not joy, not amazement, but horror.

Brian looked at the sky and hugged one of Donn's legs with a look of horror: "Damn it - I feel like I'm going to fly - I'm going to be sucked away by the sky!"

Although the dwarf is short, it is not small at all, and Brian looks like a big fat pig hanging on a bamboo pole at the moment, which is very funny.

A few guards not far away were smiling.

"Sorry! My friend! But you have to understand me! ”

Brian closed his eyes and said, "The feeling of having your feet off the earth is not too good for a people of the earth!" ”

"That's just an illusion, my friend...... Could it be that you are an underground dwarf? Have a phobia of the sky? ”

"No, I'm a mountain dwarf, but I haven't seen the sky for too long, and I'm a little dizzy, and I'll be fine in a while......"

Brian gasped, and it took a moment before he carefully let go of Donn.

At this time, Elsa ran over in a hurry.

Brian's warhammer, it seems, has been found.