"When you just picked up this phone, how much battery did it have?" Gu Han suddenly asked Liu Qingmei such a question. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"5% battery! I'm sure of it! Liu Qingmei recalled for a while and said.

"There is still 3% battery left, and the two of us watched the video twice in total, so the remaining battery can still support us to watch it three times! This means that within three times I have to discover the mystery of this video, or it will all fall short. Speaking of this, Gu Han took a deep breath, and then reopened the video and watched it carefully from beginning to end again.

Sure enough, as Gu Han guessed, the remaining battery of the mobile phone jumped to 2% immediately after the end of this video.

"How? See what's coming? Gu Han didn't say a word after watching the video for the second time, and kept replaying the video he just saw in his mind with his little eyes closed. This is a full hour, waiting for Liu Qingmei to be extremely impatient before she couldn't help asking.

"I see something, but I can't guarantee it yet!" A glint flashed in Gu Han's eyes, and then his body suddenly began to move, making some very awkward and strange movements. Liu Qingmei seemed to see a fool, but she immediately reacted, wasn't the action made by the admiral exactly the actions performed by the chickens in the video?

Gu Han spent another hour repeating this set of actions more than 20 times, and then immediately couldn't wait to reopen the video and watch it again, so that the phone only had 1% battery left, and he could only watch the last video.

Liu Qingmei thought that after watching this video, Gu Han would continue to think about it again as he did just now, and then learn to dance like the other party. But what he didn't expect was that Gu Han showed a puzzled look on his face, and kept whispering to himself, "That's not right!" Am I reading something wrong? Did I understand something wrong? ”

Gu Han struggled like this for a while, and the chick paw suddenly stomped the ground, and after only a few minutes, it became the fifth time to repeat the video. When the final performance is over, the phone is turned off...... At the same time as the phone was turned off, a burst of smoke suddenly came out of the tail of the phone, and then there was a burning smell, which seemed to be the spontaneous combustion of the phone's battery.

"Come on! This time, the phone is completely unusable! Liu Qingmei also saw at this time that this mobile phone did not spontaneously combust normally, but spontaneously combusted under the calculation of a certain existence in the depths of the Ferris Mountain, in order to prevent Gu Han and Liu Qingmei from watching this video for the sixth time.

"Admiral, we really don't have a chance now...... Anyway, I didn't see any clues in this video, and now I'm counting on you, do you see the clues? Liu Qingmei couldn't help but ask again.

"There's no clue here! We've been thinking about it all along! Gu Han said to Liu Qingmei with a wry smile.

"There's no clue here!" Liu Qingmei was taken aback, and then the whole person was anxious, "Then why did you just say that there are clues here?" You're still jumping and jumping like those chickens, are you a goat madman? Wasting our time? ”

"What are you anxious about, although there is no clue here, but there is a hidden tool that allows me to take out that chicken from the hole in the tree!" A smile on Gu Han's face showed a Zhizhu in his hand.

"Props? What props? Unconsciously, Liu Qingmei perfectly played a role of praise.

"A cheatbook!" Gu Han finally glanced at the phone and added, "A martial arts cheatbook, a martial arts cheats book for chicken practice." ”

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For the next full day, Liu Qingmei was stunned to watch Gu Han practice the set of martial arts cheats he realized from the video in the chicken coop for chicken practice, and Gu Han also gave this cheats a visual name "Tian ** Fight". It is said that the reason for this name is that there are a total of eight moves in this set of "Chicken Fight", and you can use the body of a chicken to deal with attacks in different situations, so it was named.

It's just that this name always has some indescribable harsh feeling in Liu Qingmei's ears, as if there is something wrong with it, but it always can't be said.

However, Liu Qingmei has to admit that Gu Han is indeed extremely talented in martial arts, this set of "Tian ** Fight" that Liu Qingmei didn't understand at all, Gu Han only spent a day practicing after watching the video a few times.

This set of "Tian ** Fight" gives full play to the characteristics of chickens as animals, turning chicken mouths, chicken feet, chicken wings, and even chicken buttocks into a weapon. There is an invincible strong demeanor in the faint way, and Liu Qingmei even feels that if there is no sword girl in his hands, he may not be the opponent of Gu Han, the hen.

A day later, Liu Qingmei and Gu Han came to the old tree again, Liu Qingmei saw Gu Han jump down from the tree hole without hesitation, and then heard a dull sound from the old tree, and occasionally heard a sharp rooster crow.

This sound lasted for about twenty minutes, and all the movement finally calmed down, and Gu Han finally struggled to crawl out of the small hole he had pecked out earlier, and finally had a blood-stained plastic bottle in his mouth.

Gu Han's current appearance is extremely miserable, and about 2/3 of the feathers on his body have fallen off, revealing the white and tender chicken under the feathers and goosebumps all over his body. There are wounds almost everywhere on the exposed skin, a lot of chicken has been directly bitten off, there is only one chicken paw left in the solid cold, and there is one who doesn't know where to go, I don't know if it was eaten as a chicken leg by those golden silk pythons.

"After eating these chickens, we can turn back!" Gu Han struggled to open the cap of the plastic bottle, looking at the plastic bottle soaked in chicken blood, Liu Qingmei's heart was very moved, the admiral almost desperately wanted his life to get back this golden knella, he owed the admiral too much, and he didn't know how to repay the man in front of him.

Liu Qingmei could only secretly make a promise in his heart that even if he sacrificed his life in this life, he would find a way to repay the Admiral's kindness today.

"What are you doing in a daze? Eat! When Liu Qingmei secretly promised, Gu Han directly opened the plastic bottle and found that there were only two white pills in the bottle, Gu Han ate one directly, and then motioned Liu Qingmei to eat the remaining one.

"Hmm!" Liu Qingmei nodded movingly, and then slowly dropped the remaining pill into his mouth with an extremely cherished attitude, crushed it into powder little by little, and finally swallowed it into his stomach.

But what makes Gu Han and Liu Qingmei feel strange is that these two chickens have no effect after eating them in their stomachs, Gu Han is still an old hen, and Liu Qingmei is still a big rooster.

"Could it be that your assumptions are wrong? Aren't these chickens the key to being able to get yourself back? Just as Gu Han was thinking like this, suddenly Gu Han felt that his body was weak for a while, as if his bones had been pulled out by someone, and he could only lie on his stomach and fall to the ground.

On the other side, Liu Qingmei was different, her eyes suddenly became blood-red, and the cockscomb stood upward and stretched as if it was bloodshot, and finally it was more than four times larger than usual. And the feathers on her body have all changed from the previous red and yellow color to blood red, and the body itself is still swollen, and the whole person seems to have been beaten with chicken blood.

Wait, this analogy seems to be a bit wrong, it seems that Liu Qingmei is now a big rooster, what are you doing with chicken blood?

Well, these things are no longer important, the important thing is that at this time, Liu Qingmei's gaze is already fixed on the weak Gu Han's body. Such squinting eyes made Gu Han feel as if he had seen a man who had been locked up in a prison for thirty or forty years. For such a man, let alone a woman, even a sow is like a sable.

The next situation is about a shadow that Gu Han will never forget in his life, Liu Qingmei, who has completely lost his mind, directly stepped on Gu Han's back with two chicken paws, and then the chicken beak held the feathers on the back of Gu Han's neck, and something directly entered Gu Han's body...... After all, now Gu Han is a hen, Liu Qingmei is a rooster, and this posture is wrong.

Gu Han was willing to think back to how long he had been tossed by Liu Qingmei's big, and when everything was calm, Liu Qingmei also woke up from that crazy desire. When she figured out what she had done, she could only explain helplessly, "It's not her fault, it's all the fault of those chickens." ”

At this time, Liu Qingmei returned to normal, but Gu Han still had no strength to act, and at the same time, Gu Han felt a strong excretion sensation in his body, and then an egg was born from under Gu Han's ass unawares.

The next thing became out of control, and Gu Han completely broke the common sense of science and gave birth to 100 eggs in one go. In the process of laying eggs, Gu Han, who felt a strong sense of hunger, could only make Liu Qingmei start to catch a large number of earthworms to feed herself, so that her body would not be starved to death in the process of laying eggs.

It wasn't until all 100 eggs were born that the disaster of Guhan was declared over, and he regained control of his body.

Gu Han didn't want to hatch these eggs at all, but these eggs were also very single, and they didn't need Gu Han to hatch eggs to come out of the eggs directly, and then followed Gu Han with chirp, and Gu Han naturally became the mother of 100 chicks, and all of these chicks were born to Gu Han.

Then these chicks grew up at the same speed as Gu Han and Liu Qingmei, and it only took one day for them to enter the mating period and begin to mate like their parents...... It seems that there is no such thing as German orthopedics in the chicken world.

Next, the chickens of the entire Motianshan began to occupy the entire Motianshan with a speed visible to the naked eye, and on the tenth day when Guhan and Liu Qingmei became chickens, the entire Motianshan had become the territory of Guhan and Liu Qingmei's chickens and grandchildren. These chickens have occupied every corner of the Ferris Mountain and become the overlord of the Skyscraper.

But the tragedy also began, and with only so much land and the number of chickens growing, infighting was inevitable. These millions of chickens have waged one bloody battle after another for the territory of the Sky Mountain, millions of floating corpses have shed blood and drifted, and at least 3/4 of the descendants of Gu Han and Liu Qingmei have died in these battles.

In the end, these chickens were divided into seven different forces and formed seven countries, and they did not forget to cooperate and use various conspiracies and tricks while fighting every day, just like a copy of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period of mankind.

Gu Han had been watching all this very indifferently, as if the bloody rafting killed by his children and grandchildren had nothing to do with him, the old ancestor. But Liu Qingmei couldn't stand it, she seemed to really treat these chickens as her own descendants, and then kept trying to mediate the battle, and the identity of the ancestor made these descendants reconcile.

But all this was sudden, and in the end, those descendants didn't even recognize her as an ancestor, if it weren't for Gu Han's action, Liu Qingmei would almost die directly under the siege of her children and grandchildren.

In the end, the seven chicken countries were unified by one of the smartest countries, and peace was restored to the entire Motianshan Mountain, but compared with the tens of millions of chickens at its peak, there were less than one million chickens left in the entire Motianshan.

It was also at this moment of the unification of the Seven Kingdoms that Gu Han and Liu Qingmei suddenly felt a whirlwind of confusion again. When they recovered again, they had returned to their bodies, and those chicken countries no longer existed, only a palace with a plaque of "** Palace" stood quietly in front of them.

"What a terrible name!" Gu Han couldn't help but recall Liu Qingmei's previous guess about the name of this palace.

"Strange, how come it's only been an hour? Obviously we spent more than ten days together! Liu Qingmei looked at the mobile phone in his hand a little inexplicably, where the current time was clearly displayed.

It's only been an hour, indeed.