Chapter 219: Life is a Fool
"Demon Sentai! Victory! ”
With the narrator's rhetoric, the demon team also managed to win the game.
Win the 10th race of the season!
The Demon Glory team defeats the new faction team. As far as netizens ridicule the mentality, the demon team can be regarded as winning this battle of the strongest upstarts.
Of course, Lin Mo's behavior in the game was also discussed by many people.
Some netizens said, "How can such a professional player with no quality become the strongest jungler?" ”
Some netizens also said, "My Lin Mo is such an eclectic player." ”
There are even netizens who ask the bottom of the matter, copying out Lin Mo and Long Xiaobao's old bottom, pointing out that there may be grievances between the two.
Of course, all of this is gone.
All the audience will not know about Long Xiaobao and Lin Mo's bet.
The advantage of the victory for Lin Mo is that Lin Mo does not have to fulfill his promise and withdraw from the national service.
The good thing about the victory for the Demon Sentai is that the Demon Sentai is still ranked second in the league.
The victory also brought benefits to the new forces, and from now on, their tactics will finally be able to be enriched.
The victory only brought damage to Long Xiaobao alone. The depressed game made him never able to use a hero like Galen again. That's his treasure. He has never compromised in the face of the head coach, and he has never compromised in the face of many gods in the national uniform.
One misstep turned into a thousand years of hatred, and finally fell under Lin Mo's shamelessness!
As for what kind of hero Long Xiaobao will use in the future, see what kind of state Lin Mo will be in the future. Lin Mo didn't know at all.
However, it did not prevent Lin Mo from looking forward to this day very much.
"I'm just going to say that a shameless person like you can't lose a game. But what I didn't expect was that you would be so shameless. "It's over. Conk climbed on Lin Mo's shoulder, and several people hurried back to the backstage.
"It's not shameless. It's called tactics. Lin Mo pursed his mouth, making the same shameless quibbles about his actions.
"Cut! AFK is not part of our tactics! The monkey also mocked Lin Mo.
"Come less! Don't talk about me??? Feed. Isn't that what that? Lin Mo turned his head by chance and pointed to another passage.
"Who?" Conk followed his gaze.
"Damn, Goddess of Smoke!"
"Holy! Gongqin! The monkey exclaimed.
"You two don't really like it, do you?" Lin Mo glanced at the two of them, "Are you sure that's the case?" ”
"Of course!" Unexpectedly, the two of them answered Lin Mo in unison without the slightest hesitation.
Lin Mo couldn't stop being weird, what's wrong?
Is it still early winter? Is this the rhythm of spring?
"How long has it been, and you've got your target in less than a week?"
Seeing that the girls disappeared from sight, Yanyu Hongchen thought that it was the next game, and several members of the demon team also returned to the lounge to tidy up.
It's just that along the way, both Monkey and Conk are absent-minded. Forever keep in mind.
"I said that the two big men have never been in love?"
The monkey raised his middle finger, "You are a full man and you don't know that a hungry man is hungry, you know?" Last night, in a dream, I dreamed that my girlfriend died, and I cried so sadly! ”
Everyone laughed, "You have a girlfriend?" ”
The monkey glanced around and looked up to the sky with a sad look, "So, wait until I wake up." I just remembered that I didn't have a girlfriend at all, and I cried even more sadly! ”
Lin Mo: "??????"
Lin Mo looked at Conk, "What about you?" ”
When it comes to sad things, Conk also has a handful of snot and tears.
"My love is the Three Kingdoms Kill! You know the Three Kingdoms Killing, right? ”
"You know, what?"
"When I fell in love in junior high school, my parents were flawless. Falling in love in high school. Mom and Dad crossed the river and demolished the bridge. In college, I found that I didn't have enough conditions to fall in love. Mom and Dad began to make all kinds of things out of nothing. Now, in order to achieve the effect of ten thousand arrows. My parents kept arranging blind dates in a row, and when I met, I learned that the introducer's mouth was a girl who couldn't think of it, and she looked like all kinds of Nanban invasions..."
"It's hard to get a good one, but in the end it was taken by someone, and now the soldiers are cut off, and there is no one with a bumper harvest, so they can only form a righteous relationship with their friends Taoyuan. I don't need much for diao silk, it's true love!! ”
Lin Mo: "???????"
Gao Tianle: "??????"
Guan Chen: "??????"
Seeing the sad state of the monkey and Kangke, although Lin Mo wanted to do something to comfort the two tragic children, he finally said straightforwardly: "Are you sure of true love?" Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai both turned into butterflies and were not human-shaped; The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are on each other's side, and they can only get together for one day a year; Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian are under the pressure tower, and the other is lonely and old; Meng Jiangnu shed tears on the Great Wall for her husband, and she was powerless to return to the sky! ”
"You're comforting?" Conk and the monkey's gaze looks like they're going to kill!
Lin Mo observed his words, realized that something was wrong, and quickly changed his tone. "Huh! All right! You see, history has cruelly proved that true love does not end well. Therefore, you should get by and not pray for any true love. ”
"Besides, have you confessed?"
Conk didn't raise his head, as if he was really defeated by the ruthless reality, "White is not tolerant of dirt, my watch is black"
Lin Mo: "??? I bought a watch last year. ”
"Monkey, you're not the same, if you like it, you have to pursue it, you definitely haven't taken the offensive, you haven't even pursued it, how do you know it's not okay?"
"If you have such a girl around you, love to write articles, chase new things all year round, scum H man, cute COS, love the same person, don't like to sell cute, don't be coquettish, self-reliant and self-reliant, it looks like she has a Chinese paper heart, but she will take care of people, and she will accompany you to play LOL...... Please don't hesitate to confess to her! Because such a girl - she must be"
Monkey and Conk's eyes lit up: "What must be what?" ”
"--No boyfriend!"
Gao Tianle (Guan Chen): "??????"
Conk and the monkey are on the contrary.
"What about a literary young woman like Qin Feiyan? How can you conquer such a young woman? ”
If someone is willing to listen to his own blowing, Lin Mo will immediately change his appearance, as long as he gives Lin Mo a stage. He can see brightly.
Sure enough, Lin Mo looked at Kang Ke with disdain. Pulling Conk and Monkey onto the couch, he said, "You won't be able to do that?" ”
Conk rubbed his hands together in embarrassment. At this moment, where is there still the style of professional play, "this??? This one??? It's been a long time since I've been in love, and I can't remember what the steps are to fall in love. Is it watching movies, sending flowers, and dating? Now in my world, being in love is about taking off your pants, putting on your pants, taking off your pants, putting on your pants. ”
Lin Mo has been completely defeated by Conk, and he can't imagine that a person who is usually a thief is so weak in love.
As a teammate. Lin Mo had no choice but to move out of his D bar, and he had countless experiences to save this poor baby!
"Alright! How can I sleep with a young woman for free? The answer is very simple: whistle when you have nothing to do, hum a little song, step on a cigarette butt, and your expression is seven disobedience and eight resentment, depressed every day, depressed, and depressed like your dead parents. Go out to walk the dog in the middle of the night with a wine bottle, and make a gentle phone call to a woman under the street lamp in front of the 24-hour supermarket. Basically, a woman like Qin Feiyan won it. ”
"It's too hard!" Lin Mo said for a long time. Eventually, Conk held back such a sentence.
Obviously, Lin Mo's vocabulary is too large, like an English listening test, and Conk does not grasp the point of Lin Mo's sentences at all.
The same. The monkey apparently didn't get to the point either.
"Great god, big brother, how to deal with the kind of palace qin girl?"
Apparently. The monkeys are also thinking about this.
"Gong Qin, three no girls. No lower limit, no chest. Undisciplined girls - it's better to push it directly! ”
"Really?" Such a direct method makes the monkey's eyes light up.
Lin Mo smiled, and his heart was already happy.
How did he know if it was true. He doesn't know anyone well?
It is also diao silk, and it is also not poverty alleviation. He didn't even settle the affairs of his own family, how could it be true.
If Lin Mo was really so experienced, he would have hugged left and right like in YY novels.
He said all this, but he was just bragging.
The authorities were fascinated by bystanders, didn't they see that Gao Tianle and Guan Chen couldn't stop shaking their heads and sighing at the ignorance of Kang Ke and the monkey?
That was lamenting that two more good young men had embarked on Lin Mo's road of no return.
From now on. You can't turn over for 10,000 years!
Guan Chen could already imagine Lin Mo's status in the team in the future. The Monkey and the Conk Cliff are about to fall.
"This love is also a method!" Lin Mo didn't care, and continued to talk rhetorically.
I will continue to share the experience of diao silk that I have gained from a few years of water stickers.
"First of all, if you want to achieve your goals, you have to sell yourself, and first impressions are important. The first impression is like business marketing. ”
"Oh? How so? Kang Ke and the monkey thought that Lin Mo had finally taught the real skills, so they quickly listened to it.
Lin Mo raised his hand and coughed dryly.
The monkey took out a bottle of drink and served it with great interest. Lin Mo took a sip beautifully, and saw that both of them were dizzy.
Lin Mo couldn't help but laugh in his heart.
Damn, Lao Tzu finally seized the opportunity, I won't fool you two to death today, Lao Tzu is still called Lin Mo?
Haha, it shouldn't be a sin to fool your teammates, right?
Smash it, smash it, smash it, and then continue.
The boy said to the girl: I am the best, I promise to make you happy, follow me. -- It's a sales pitch.
The boy said to the girl: My father has 3 houses, be good with me, and they will all be yours in the future. -- It's a promotion.
Boys don't confess to girls at all, but girls are fascinated by boys' temperament and demeanor. -- It's marketing.
The girl doesn't know the guy, but all her friends praise the guy. -- It's a brand. ”
"It's so profound!"
"Of course! Love is a science, but my brother is a person who has come over, listen to me, yes. ”
"Great God, Great God, please continue to guide!"
"Okay, I'll just teach you a hard time, and then I'll talk to you, don't go out and lose face when the time comes, I don't have teammates like you. Falling in love is like taking a shower - the temperature is better, not the higher, the better; It is impossible to have the right temperature at the beginning, and it needs to be constantly adjusted in both directions; It's best to adjust the temperature from low to high, and if you adjust it from high to low, even if you can find the right temperature in the end, you will have to pay the price of pain???"
[Two sentences.]
The first thing,S4It's about to be updated.,The author Jun is also doing the corresponding test in the American service.,The changes are actually quite large.。 The corresponding changes will be introduced when the time comes. Don't panic.
The second thing, the author finally knows the role of the potential list today, it seems that the top of the potential list, such as the monthly ticket list or the praise list, the top three on the hot list can get a chance to sign A. In fact, you only need about a dozen monthly passes to be on the list, and everyone will help with monthly passes.
It's an opportunity, after all. When the time comes, there will be more opportunities for other recommendations after signing the contract, and there will be more people reading this book, I hope you can help, thank you! (To be continued......)