Chapter 26: Prince Shotoku's School Experience Day (Part II)

"Don't be impulsive! Prince! The girl clamped the prince's shoulders from behind and pulled him down, "The other party is just a primary school student." ”

"This kind of little devil ......," said the prince stubbornly, "just let me strangle it in elementary school......

"This line is familiar." Feng Bujue smiled and continued, "I've heard it at least ten times. ”

What is he talking about here...... Nature means "having heard it more than ten times" in real life.

"How the hell is such an uncute little ghost living so big!" The prince was restrained by his sister, but he still waved his hands at Brother Jue without discouragement.

"Hmm...... I've heard this sentence at least a hundred times......" Feng Bujue calmly continued.

"I'm going to kill you!" The prince's clamor continued.

This sentence...... Countless of them......" Jue Ge touched his chin and read, "If I could get a dollar every time someone told me this, I would be a millionaire by now." ”

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Three minutes later......

"Huh...... Haah......" the prince knelt again, "no...... There is no strength left. ”

"The body is slightly worse." Feng Bujue looked at him condescendingly.

Ono didn't look very tired, and she didn't look panting: "I guess it's because I'm hungry." ”

"Cut...... As a companion, you actually stopped me......" The prince turned his head and glared at his sister, "I can't eat school lunch...... It's all the girl's fault for what you think. ”

"So it's all my fault......" The girl immediately spit out.

"In that case...... the prince's face suddenly gloomy, "There is no way...... I'm going to plant a trumped-up charge on my sister's head and sentence me to life imprisonment......"

"I seem to have suddenly realized my identity as the regent...... " The girl looked a little flustered.

"With ...... It was dealt with on the charge of 'naming other people's dogs'. The prince said after thinking for a few seconds.

"Speaking of which...... When I was on an envoy to the Sui Kingdom, I did give the prince the name 'Favorite Poop Pill'. The girl replied.

"Well......" Feng Bujue looked at this relationship like a teasing partner (a special relationship that exists in the story of "Funny Life" in "Wonderful Things of the World", in which forming a "teasing combination" is a more important life event than marriage), and thought to himself, "Things are more difficult than I imagined...... The prince was usually abused too badly by his sister-in-law, and wanted to deal a severe blow to his spirit to prompt him to leave...... I seem to have to do something a little harder. ”

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Lesson 2......

"Haha~ Art class~ It feels like it's going to be fun." Because it was an art course, the prince's interest returned, and his mood became a little better.

"Teacher." As soon as he started class, Feng Bujue raised his hand and made a small report, "The prince didn't bring paints and brushes." ”

Before the words fell, the whole class looked over.

"It's this little ghost again......" The prince, who was a little at a loss, glared at Brother Jue angrily.

"Ah~ I really can't help it......" The art teacher looked impatient, "Prince, you can borrow it from other students." ”

"Uh...... Okay......" replied the prince embarrassedly.

But...... The position where the prince sits is against the wall, in front of him is an empty seat, on the right hand side is the wall, and on the left hand side is Feng Bujue......

"Girl, do you have one?" The prince turned back to his sister and said.

At this time, the girl happened to take some paints and a paintbrush from Xiong Ji's hand: "I didn't bring it, but Xiong Jijun next door lent some." ”

"Sister......" The prince's expression changed slightly, and he wanted to say something.

The girl interrupted directly: "I don't have enough myself, you ask someone else to borrow it, prince." ”

"What!" The prince's expression was solemn, and he said sharply, "As a black warrior of the 'Ink Clan', is it really okay for you to do this?" ”

"I don't remember ever joining that strange organization......" the girl said coldly.

"The Red Warrior has high hopes for you!" But the prince is still talking nonsense in a serious way.

"Who is the Red Warrior?" The girl exclaimed.

"The Red Warrior is a FISH Takenaka-san who can travel thousands of miles a day in ink." The prince replied.

"Even if you talk nonsense, I don't have any extra painting tools to lend you......" The girl didn't bother to complain.

So, the prince's eyes slanted helplessly...... Moved to Feng Bujue's body.

"Hey, hey......" Brother Jue met the prince's gaze with a malicious gaze, "...... Do not borrow. ”

"This bastard!" The prince jumped up from his seat, "I won't let you go!" ”

The girl also restrained it again at the first time: "Hey...... The teacher is still in the classroom! ”

"Don't stop me!" The crown prince leaned forward, "The special move I want to use 'Flying Regent Poseidon Attack' has killed him!" ”

"Oh...... Sounds like a good skill......" Feng Bujue said, "If possible, I'd like to see it with my own eyes." ”

"Huh? Do you really think so? The prince looked overjoyed.

"Lie to you." Feng Bujue's tone was cold, "As soon as I heard the name of the move, it was very inferior." ”

"Ahh The prince was going crazy, "I'm going to squeeze your blood out to make ink!" ”

Feng Bujue shrugged his shoulders and replied: "It's paint......"

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Lesson 3......

"Huhuhu...... Music is my forte......" The prince came to the music room and immediately picked up a guitar.

"I always think it's useless to humiliate this guy...... This guy is definitely a natural idiot......" Feng Bujue looked at him from afar and muttered in a low voice, "Is my strategy wrong from the beginning......"

"Lalala~ The girl and the fish bones are good friends~" The prince over there hugged the guitar and sang, "The inside of the pillow ~ is full of fish bones~ Ah-hahahaha-"

His lyrics are silly and cute, and his guitar doesn't produce normal melodies at all, just doing things like nothing else......

"Hey, uncle." Brother Jue pondered for a moment and walked over, "I think...... You should stop in moderation......"

"Ah, it's you little ghost again." The prince looked down at Brother Jue, "What do you want to do this time?" ”

"Nothing." Feng Bujue continued, "I just want to ask you a question." ”

"Hmph...... Imps are still imps after all. The prince smiled proudly, "Tell me, if there is anything you don't understand, please ask me as an adult...... No...... As a regent, I'm right. ”

"Uncle, you, on a whim, went to the elementary school to have an experience day or something, it seems to be very idle......"

At this moment, Feng unconsciously used the ultimate mystery of being cited as a forbidden technique by the ridicule world.

If this trick didn't work, he would have to give up......

"Don't you have anything else to do? Like what...... Meet your girlfriend or something? ”R1152