Chapter 779: Let's give Gu Han a baby
"The rolling years are passing away, and the waves are sweeping away the tears of heroes!" This is a very famous poem after the Great Destruction, and it is said to be a poem written by a very famous poet Li Bai before the Great Destruction. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info It is precisely because of this poem that people have speculated that Li Bai actually has the ability to predict the future, otherwise how could this poem tell the story of the Flowing Family so thoroughly.
[ps: Many readers say that I will mislead children like this, so I will tell you very sincerely that the original words of this poem are, the rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water Waves Sweep away the heroes. Of course, this was not written by Li Bai, but by Yang Shen of the Ming Dynasty. 】
Rina gave herself a brand new name...... The meaning of this is to tell Gu Han and others that from now on, she will have no relationship with the Liunian family, just the passing years.
Rina Liunian can be regarded as nominally completely severing relations with the Flowing Nian Family, Gu Han did not comment on this, he just continued to ask Rina Liunian, "If you are really willing to be my sword lady, then let me ask you, what order did the Flowing Nian Family give you." ”
"Orders?" Passing water groaned very obviously for a while, and asked hesitantly, "Can I not say it?" ”
"No, if you really think of yourself as my sword lady, then I want you to answer this question." Gu Han said solemnly.
"Grandpa gave me a total of three orders!" Passing Water sighed, "The first order is for me to enter the body of the end sword and become a sword lady." ”
"The second order is for me to monitor your every move, and then compile it into a document and send it all to the Flowing Age Family. Especially when you enter the Shanhaiguan...... It must be recorded in detail every day, and nothing should be missed. ”
"Shanhaiguan?" Gu Han sounded a little inexplicable, the second order was actually gone, Gu Han could also guess that the Flowing Nian family would let her spy on him. It's just that Gu Han doesn't understand why the flowing year wooden fish will pass away and pay special attention to the affairs of Shanhaiguan. Why did she record her every move in detail after entering Shanhaiguan!
Gu Han has no plans to enter Shanhaiguan at all, so why is this flowing year Muyu sure that he will definitely enter Shanhaiguan? Why do you care so much about things in Shanhaiguan? Could it be that the Flowing Year Muyu knows its own future, and is in that future? Then Gu Han can be sure that in the future Shanhaiguan, there will be many things related to the turning point of his fate.
"What about the third command?" Gu Han looked at the passing water again and asked calmly, "What is the third order?" ”
"......" Passing Water began to groan again, and the answer was not as neat as the first two questions, obviously this third order was the most critical order, and Gu Han was naturally forced even more, he had to know what this order was.
"Yes......" Finally, the passing water couldn't stand the persecution of the solid cold, and replied intermittently, "Grandpa...... He...... Want...... Want...... You want me to give it to you...... Here you go...... Here you go...... Here you go...... Have a baby!!! ”
The last four words to have a child were shouted out in an explosive tone, obviously saying these four words consumed the great courage of the passing water, and it also completely blew up Gu Han!
What the hell is this? Why did the Flowing Wooden Fish have to give birth to a child in the water? This is completely unscientific!! Because it is impossible for Jian Niang to get pregnant at all!!
This is common knowledge that every human knows that although the sword girl can have a bang with her own sword wielder! But this is just a simple piston movement between body structures, just make an airplane cup out of silicone, plus an automatic water spray system, it can also be very harmonious, there is no difficulty at all.
But giving birth to a child is different, at least human beings have not yet researched artificial objects that can replace human women to have children, let alone an existence like Jian Niang. To put it bluntly, their flesh is evolved according to the sword itself, and some scientists have studied the body of the sword lady, and found that although their body is the same as the basic structure of human women, the sword girl has no blood, and there is no connection between their organs, more like the fruit of the gypsum at home, just for the sake of existence, it is impossible to play a real role at all.
Since ancient times, the number of sword bearers who have had a relationship with their own sword girls has exceeded 300,000, and among these 300,000, there is not even a single child, which has been verified with facts.
Now that the dead water has become a sword girl, how can it be possible to give birth to Gu Han? This is simply an impossible false proposition.
"I know what you're trying to say!" Passing Shui's face turned red, "I don't believe I can give you a baby either...... But grandpa swore that you are different from other men, and your thing is ...... Only...... You can definitely ......."
"But don't even think about that...... Even if I die, I won't help you give birth to that or something......" After saying that, the passing water fled with a red face.
"Cut, don't look for me for such a boring thing as having a baby!" Yitian glanced at Gu Han with inexplicable disdain, and walked away leisurely.
"Hmph, I won't give you a baby either...... You go to someone else...... Sister Yitian waited for me" Hmm, the starting point has also slipped away. But did the last sentence she left tell Gu Han that she could cheat at will in the future?
"Brother, if you don't mind those hateful boring ethics...... That sister, I can ......" Before Betta Fish's words were finished, Gu Han directly pulled on the hilt of Betta Fish and directly retracted Betta Fish into the scabbard. If Betta continues to speak, God knows if she will say something, so that Gu Han can't accept the words come out.
"It's all useless things, and you still have to see poverty when you have a child!" Qing Poor didn't know when he sat in the nursery belt of Gu Han again, and patted his belly very boldly, "Stinky Gu Han, as long as you promise to eat two hundred catties of meat for Qing Poor every day, Qing Poor will lend you your stomach for a year...... No, Qing Poor watched TV and said that it only takes ten months to conceive a baby, so Qing Poor will lend you his belly for ten months! ”
"You give me back too!" Gu Han knocked on Qing Poor's head, and then Qing Poor followed in the footsteps of the betta fish, and ran back into the scabbard very unwillingly. However, Gu Han would never tell others that when Gu Han heard Qing Poor say this, he was actually shamefully hardened...... This is simply an unforgivable sin, it must have been a long time since it had a bang with the starting point, and it has made it a little **** difficult to settle.
"What about you? Is there anything you'd like to say? At this time, there was only one orange left by Gu Han's side, and Gu Han asked the orange with some pain, I just hope that this sword girl, who has always been calm, can also calm down at this time.
"Tangerines obey their master's orders!" The orange suddenly sat down on the ground and spread his legs, "Is the master going to use the orange now?" If you want to have a child, it is recommended that the owner recuperate for five days, according to human calculations, after five days the orange can reach the highest chance of pregnancy. ”
"That's it! Come back too! A few black lines appeared on Gu Han's forehead, and he also withdrew the orange into the scabbard, and then completely left this heaven and earth oven that completely changed Gu Han's fate.
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In the end, Gu Han temporarily withdrew all the sword girls into his scabbard, and returned to Song Hama and Zhao Hao's side.
"What are you two going to do? Are you going back to Yanjing with me? Or will I send you back to Yuzhang City? Gu Han asked.
These two people saw the whole process of the whole world oven, and at least they saw Gu Han's five sword girls, which is equivalent to mastering Gu Han's biggest secret.
"I'll go to Yanjing City with you!" Song Hama immediately raised his hand and said, Song Hama has long been yearning for the legendary first city of mankind, and now that he has the opportunity to go to Yanjing City, Song Hama will not let go of this opportunity.
"That's good! It's good to go out for a walk! Gu Han nodded, Song Hama's affairs didn't need to be considered at all. With his relationship with Song Hama, even if Gu Han planned to destroy a human base city, Song Hama would not say it, he would inevitably be in the same stream with him. Gu Han didn't even need to say a word, Song Hama would naturally help Gu Han keep the secret.
The real trouble is this Zhao Hao. If he were an ordinary person, Gu Han would directly empty his memory, and then give him a sum of money so that he could spend the rest of his life safely and happily. Even killing him with a knife won't have any psychological burden.
If Zhao Hao is a sword wielder, it will be easy to do. Gu Han will force Zhao Hao to swear to his sword marks, and he will never tell Gu Han's secret for the rest of his life, otherwise the sword marks will be dusty, and the sword girl will never be liberated.
Don't underestimate the oath made by the sword-wielder to his sword marks, this is not the kind of casual thunderous oath of ordinary people. Once the sword wielder violates the oath he made to his sword marks, the sword marks will inevitably be covered with dust, and there is a chance that he will not be able to liberate the sword girl in his life. Therefore, once the sword-wielder swears to his sword marks, he will never betray his oath unless the time comes.
But although Zhao Hao's physical fitness is exactly the same as that of ordinary people, if he is indeed a sword forging master, whether he empties Zhao Hao's memory or kills Zhao Hao, Yuzhang City will lose an incomparably precious sword forging master, which is absolutely unacceptable as the former Sword Pavilion Master of Yuzhang City.
But the oath made by Zhao Hao is not binding at all, it is similar to farting.
So in dealing with Zhao Hao, Gu Han fell into a dilemma. And the best way Gu Han could think of was to imprison Zhao Hao and control him by his side.
can only tentatively use Yuzhang City and Yanjing City to test Zhao Hao. If Zhao Hao is willing to go to Yanjing City with him, it means that Zhao Hao can accept his state of being imprisoned by Gu Han.
(To be continued.) )