Chapter 77: Dead Tsundere Dwarves Are Not Cute at All!
Don was desperate.
He was really desperate for the people of Prandal.
A world with unscientific forces such as magic and flesh, a civilization with a history of more than 10,000 years, a world with the existence of so-called real gods, it is incredible that the underlying civilization is so backward, right!?
It has only been a few hundred years since the beginning of the industrial revolution on the earth!
Isn't it very unscientific for a 10,000-year-old civilization to even stay on the most primitive barbecue, bread, and soup!?
Stir-frying, frying, cooking, steaming, stewing, stewing, what about these cooking techniques!? As a dignified Chinese who has been tested by culinary culture for a long time, how could he be willing to succumb to the barbecue of another world!
Although Tang En is not a special chef like Liu Pleiades, he also has a foodie heart!
"Let's try it."
Don laughed weirdly, and he decided to use the culture from the culinary kingdom to conquer these pathetic otherworldly.
"What the hell is this?"
Fiona covered her nose, the strong, pungent smell made her very, very unaccustomed, and she always felt that the smell wafting from her would cause great damage to her delicate skin.
"Scrambled eggs with chili."
Don picked up a fork and tied up a piece of scrambled eggs and ate it, and when the taste melted in his mouth, Don was moved to cry.
The scrambled eggs are soft and fragrant, and the spicy flavor of the chili peppers blends perfectly with the scrambled eggs, and although there is no such thing as MSG and chicken essence, the eggs produced by the completely uncontaminated poultry are already extremely delicious......
That's right, that's the taste!
This is the kingdom of heaven......
Don closed his eyes and savored it, then sped up his eating.
The fly in the ointment is that there are no chopsticks, but fortunately, the chopsticks are completely untechnical, so let's get a pair later.
Seeing the delicious food that Don ate there, the little girls next to him were also ready to move.
At first, they thought that the lord was doing some vicious alchemy experiment, but the lord himself ate it himself, proving that the thing was ...... It's harmless, right?
Tina hesitated, then cautiously picked up a fork and reached for the plate......
"Be careful...... Sister Tina......"
"Tina ......"
"Don't be impulsive......"
Tina took a deep breath, looked at the strange thing that looked like a demon's fangs, and shoved it into her mouth.
Fiona and the other maids all stared at Tina tightly, and after only a moment, Tina's eyes widened violently, and tears couldn't stop pouring out: "Water! Water! I want water!! ”
"The water is coming!"
Marlene immediately brought Tina a glass of water, and Tina took it and drank it directly.
"My tongue, my tongue is going to be broken......"
Tina kept sticking out her tongue, tears pouring out, and her body trembled.
Sure enough, it's a terrifying thing!
The maids were terrified.
"Stupid!"
Tang En said angrily: "I haven't seen chili peppers, but I still dare to eat them, don't you know to try scrambled eggs first?" ”
Seeing that Don continued to eat the plate of chili scrambled eggs without any scruples, the maids hesitated again.
Could it be that it's really Tina's fault?
Tina was about to die of grievance, and since she knew that she had never seen such a thing, why didn't she remind herself before eating?
My lord is really bad-hearted!
Big Bad!
"I'll try!"
Fiona felt that Don would not lie to them about such a trivial matter, and after hesitating for a moment, she planned to try it, but she had prepared a glass of water next to her.
The golden scrambled eggs and the shiny silver fork formed a stark contrast, obviously smelling very exciting, but after getting used to it, she felt that the smell had an inexplicable attraction, tempting her to eat it.
Finally, Fiona opened her mouth and ate it, and after just a few bites, her eyes widened and she began to cry.
What does it feel like?
The tender, fragrant scrambled eggs were mixed with the thing called chili, and a smell that I don't know how to describe strongly irritated her mouth......
Obviously, I should hate this feeling, but Fiona was surprised to find that this smell is actually very ...... Addicted?
That's right, the aroma of scrambled eggs and the spicy taste of chili peppers mix together, as if creating a wonderful change that made Fiona, who had never tasted this taste before, fall in love with it at once.
And then......
The maids saw the strange scene, Fiona wept and her face was full of pain, and the fork in her hand kept reaching for the dish......
Could it be that I really ate the wrong thing?
Tina wiped her tears, feeling even more aggrieved, she was ruthless, grabbed her fork again, picked a piece of scrambled egg and stuffed it into her mouth.
Chew.
Sluggish......
Chew again.
Sluggish again......
Tina didn't know how to describe the taste in her mouth, the feeling just now seemed to have weakened a lot, and it blended with the taste of scrambled eggs, but it had a different charm.
This is the chili scrambled egg made by the lord himself?
Is it weird?
It's weird.
Is it exciting?
It's really exciting.
But......
It's delicious!
It's really delicious!
With tears in her eyes, Tina joins the fight to destroy the food.
Seeing that Tina actually joined in again, Marlene and the others were surprised, and after hesitating for a while, they also picked up their forks and tasted them.
And then it was out of control.
Then there was a strange scene in the dining room of the Lord's Mansion, where Don was eating bread with chili peppers with a happy smile on his face, while a group of maids next to him were crying and crying, and they did not forget to stuff food into their mouths......
If someone else sees this, it would be strange if there were no rumors.
"Well, it's delicious, but your stomach may not be used to chili, so eat less, otherwise your butt hurts tomorrow, don't blame me for not reminding you."
Don En had a strange face, he didn't eat chili peppers for a long time, and after eating spicy peppers violently, the sourness after going to the toilet the next day was indescribable, not to mention that the paper here in Purandal is very expensive, and ordinary people don't have toilet paper at all......
Especially these little girls who look delicate and tender, they are probably embarrassed to say that kind of situation really happens, right?
For some reason, Don felt a heartfelt sense of pleasure at the thought that even Fiona would encounter that kind of embarrassing situation......
Isn't this the so-called schadenfreude?
Of course, a plate of chili scrambled eggs is not enough for these people, Don En had to cook again, this time Tina Marlene and they did not leave, but endured the choking taste of chili peppers and studied the whole process next to them, after they learned this dish, Don will not have to cook by himself in the future.
After returning to his room after a contented dinner, Donn's mind came alive.
"Well, if you want to open a small stove in the future, chopsticks are still indispensable."
So he took out a branch of the World Tree, rubbed out a dozen chopsticks in minutes, Don En picked up a pair and tried it, he was very satisfied, the hard and resilient World Tree wood was perfect for chopsticks.
The next day, after breakfast, Don went straight to Edgar's blacksmith shop, where he met Locke and his party, and looking at their smiling faces, they were obviously very satisfied with the service at the Heart of Oak Tavern.
"Your Lord."
Locke walked over and saluted Donn, "We're ready to go." ”
Tang En smiled and waved his hand: "I wish you all a smooth mission in advance." ”
"Definitely!"
Locke nodded, and then beckoned the mercenary group to leave.
Don watched them leave, and then came to the blacksmith's shop.
The atmosphere in the blacksmith shop was very strange, and there was no sound at all.
"What about people?"
Don frowned slightly, and when he came to the backyard, he found that Edgar and Brian were there.
"What's going on? Why are you all stunned? ”
"Big brother?"
Brian, who looked sluggish, raised his head: "You're here......"
"What's going on? Why don't you speak? ”
"This ...... Lord Lord......"
Edgar said with a bitter face, "Lord Brian made that sword overnight......"
"So what?"
"The performance of that sword is very good...... Simply indestructible......"
Edgar said abruptly, "The weapons I built are like toys in front of that sword......"
"So what?"
Don is even more inexplicable, is it not good that the weapon performance is superior?
"So...... Master Brian was hit. ”
Edgar smiled bitterly.
"Hu, nonsense!"
Brian's face flushed and he jumped up: "I didn't get hit!" ”
Don was still scratching his head: "Blow? Why was it hit? Wasn't it a weapon he had built? ”
"The problem is ......"
Edgar stole a glance at Brian, who was making a fuss, leaned over and whispered, "Lord Lord, this sword was forged under your guidance...... It's all what you said you were going to build it for...... The steel sword is far superior to the weapons we've built before......"
"So what?"
"So...... Lord Brian felt devastated......"
Brian blushed: "You talk nonsense! ”
Edgar sneered, "As a dwarf, it's understandable that your combat power is not as good as that of Lord Lord, but even the proud forging methods are not as good as you, Lord Brian ......"
Brian was annoyed: "Edgar! If you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll beat you! ”
Dead tsundere dwarves aren't cute at all......
"Alright, okay, don't make a fuss."
Tang En couldn't help but laugh: "I don't know how to forge at all, it was just a technique I heard from other forging masters before, haven't you also learned it now?" Of course, the things that will be built in the future will be better, so I should be happy. ”
"Hmph, of course I'm happy, I'm dying of joy!"
Brian muttered, unwilling to admit that he had been instructed by Donn, who didn't know anything about blacksmithing......
"Okay, so much nonsense, what about the sword?"
Don returned to business.