The bell bell, the bell rang early, and the students in dormitory 201 did not get up, but covered their heads tighter with quilts.

"Get up! Get up! Deductions will be given for tardiness. After a while, there was a loud noise from Zhang Banxian, the teacher of the student office, in the corridor.

"Damn, this is college or being in the army!"

"Xia Zhengping (principal) is going to eat."

"The school leaders should be pulled out of the bed every day to run."

The students of 201 finally started to get up scolding, the creak of the shelf bed, the plopping of things and the scolding were mixed, this is the most ordinary start of the day in Jianghai University, running early every day is one of the legacies of Jianghai University's early implementation of paramilitary management, and the other is quantification. Many students can't stand the perverted practices of the school and prefer to spend money to rent a house to live in, and the apartments of Jianghai University are basically one-third empty except for the freshman and female dormitories, which can be filled with students.

Li Huan is still sleeping with his head covered, the ringing and quantification have nothing to do with him now, he has graduated, but he has not found a job and has no money to rent a house, so he temporarily lives here with his junior brother Liu Yang. When the students came back from running to wash their faces and brush their teeth and prepare for breakfast, Li Huan got up from the quilt lazily and dressed and washed.

"Brother Huan, haven't found a job yet?" Liu Yang picked up the tableware and asked. Li Huan was his senior in the last session, and both of them belonged to the special sports enrollment of this school. He and Li Huan met in the school's sports meeting, and became good friends when they played football, both of them practiced sprinting, Liu Yang belonged to the kind of amateur who was not skilled and had to fight for more than five minutes every time, while Li Huan was a person who ran faster than the ball, often stood out from the opponent's defenders, but ran more than ten meters and suddenly found that the ball was gone. Because of this, he was often ridiculed by his peers, and the two later became friends when they shared the same illness.

"No, I don't. I look for a job, a job doesn't look for me. Li Huan spoke unhurriedly, but Mandarin with a bit of Beijing flavor was very infectious, which made people feel comfortable to listen to. In fact, Li Huan's hardware and software are very good, one meter eighty-three tall, thin waist, tall but not thin, strong and flexible, although his face is a little ordinary, but the corners of his mouth often have a cynical smile that makes his whole person look free and easy and elegant, so many girls in Jianghai University often ask Liu Yang about Li Huan, if it weren't for Li Huan already having a girlfriend, Liu Yang's roommates would definitely kick Li Huan out, so as not to grab the already small beauty resources with them.

"In the evening, the roommates are going to the Internet café to watch the World Cup qualifiers between the Chinese team and the Hong Kong team, and then all night, the key battle, it must be a big victory. Is Brother Huan going? ”

"Oh, I'm not going, I'm definitely tired when I go to the city and come back, I want to rest for a while." Li Huan said lightly, he already knew the results of the 2006 German World Cup Asian qualifiers, the Chinese team defeated the Hong Kong team 7:0, but in the end was eliminated by Kuwait because of the lack of goals, and did not even have a chance to play in the top ten. At that time, fans thought that the Chinese Football Association and the head coach were the most brain-dead decision, since they were ready to play match-fixing, why not score one more goal, just because they wanted to be a bitch and wanted to set up an archway. But a few years later, fans learned that this was the result of the indulgence of an underground gambling organization, and the game was considered the most frustrating act of gambling and betrayal in China.

"Oh, I found that Brother Huan has become less and less enthusiastic about football in the past six months, and you don't want to go when you are called to play football, you used to run faster than anyone else."

"I've graduated, and I'm under pressure." Li Huan said with a smile, and there was no pressure on his face.

"Damn, Brother Huan hasn't found a job for so long, it seems that it's better not to graduate, Brother Huan, do you want me to bring you an early?"

"No need, I'll go out to eat."

"Okay, then I'll go to dinner, good luck, Brother Huan." Liu Yang walked out of the bedroom with tableware.

Li Huan put on the coffee-colored suit that his girlfriend Su Lin bought for him, which was also his only one, and the others were casual clothes. Tie well, used to the surname of the forehead of the hair, only to realize that in order to find a job he has cut off his long hair, but even then he did not find a job, in today's society, there are fewer jobs and more college students, undergraduates are worthless, not to mention junior college students, it has been nearly half a year since graduation, Li Huan has invested no less than 100 yuan in photocopying ID cards, graduation certificates and personal profiles, but he has not even encountered the opportunity to interview a few times. Today, Li Huan is going to an advertising company in Shinan District, and it is still the name he reported at the talent exchange meeting a week ago, but he didn't expect the news to come. If he still can't be hired this time, Li Huan will have to borrow to make ends meet.

Jianghai University is in the new development zone of the island city, and the Wanfang advertising company that Li Huan wants to apply for is in Shinan District, and it takes more than 20 minutes to take a ferry and then transfer to a bus to get there. Li Huan bought two bowls of soy milk and two fritters outside the school and waited for the bus while eating, and he drank the last bite of soy milk, and the No. 1 bus happened to arrive. The No. 1 bus was not a week, and there were not many people, so Li Huan calmly got on the bus and found a seat to sit down, falling into deep thought. Being able to know the result of the Chinese team's game tonight is not that he can pinch and calculate, but because he is not a person of this era at all, he comes from the future. In 2013, he was still the main defender of the Chinese Super League Holy Dragons, and he was also the absolute main force of China's impact on the World Cup, but he was not able to enter the five major European leagues because of his poor physical fitness. However, because he did not promise an underground dealer to play match-fixing, a bizarre car accident sent him back to 2004, and his soul also crossed over to the body of Li Huan, a sprinting sports student at Jianghai University, and it has been almost a year now. Now he has a body that is difficult to find in the dream of a professional player, 100 meters 35 seconds, squats 180kg, bench press 120kg, but he has also come to an era that professional players never dream of, 2003 to 2013 is known as the darkest and darkest era in the history of Chinese football, China from all levels of national teams to clubs at all levels have declined year by year, becoming the third rate in Asia, the 2010 fake gambling did not completely stop the decline of Chinese football. "It's the best of me, it's the worst of times." Li Huan changed a sentence from a novel he read not long ago and said to himself.

Li Huan's somewhat boastful self-talk attracted the attention of a girl with short ear-length hair from the May Fourth period sitting across from him, and she couldn't help but glance sideways at Li Huan.

This is a very eye-catching Xiao Yan (the local people's collective name for girls), the edgeless glasses on the bridge of the straight nose show the beauty of her surname, and the face without any embellishment has the freshness of a clear water hibiscus, surprisingly she actually has plump breasts that the beauty of the surname does not have, and with Li Huan's experience in the past ten years of wind and snow, he concluded that this pair is not an illusion created by using a multi-layer hood or some kind of industrial product,' 'Big-chested and brainless' seems to be only a partial truth and can't be applied everywhere, this is a rare superlative, don't say something earth-shattering like a local Xiaoyan, Li Huan is very surprised to think, his girlfriend Su Lin is a beautiful local girl, looks and behaves very ladylike, but unfortunately a voice is louder than Li Huan, the two talk like a fight, Li Huan has been wondering how Su Lin talked to the patient when she was working in the hospital, if it wasn't for the future mother-in-law and Su Lin in the same hospital, Li Huan would have personally appreciated it。

Li Huan's gaze stayed on a sensitive part for too long, which made Xiao Yan turn her head a little unpleasantly, and the trace of goodwill and curiosity she had just had disappeared without a trace, if it weren't for Li Huan's words and deeds like a playboy instead of a bus hooligan, maybe she would have scolded a "pervert" a long time ago.

was misunderstood, still a beauty, Li Huan felt a little depressed about his distraction just now, and was misunderstood by a beautiful woman when he went out, it looks like a bad omen today, Li Huansuo closed his eyes and pretended to sleep.

Jianghai University Station is still a long way from the ferry, the glasses beauty is sitting in danger and never looks at Li Huan again, soon the ferry arrived, got on the boat, sailed in the sea for more than 20 minutes to go ashore, Li Huan waited for the bus under the 321 road stop sign, and the glasses beauty took a taxi and left.

Wanfang Advertising Company occupies a whole floor in an office building on Hong Kong Road Street, the strength of such a scale company will definitely not be bad, Li Huan couldn't help but shake his head, very curious why such a scale advertising company would give him such a college student the opportunity to interview, it seems that the recruitment sweeper also needs a college degree or above to have one year of work experience.

The door of the human resources department was closed, Li Huan was standing at the door and was about to knock on the door, the door suddenly opened, and a young man who looked like a candidate walked out of it dejectedly, almost bumping into Li Huan, the applicant glanced at Li Huan sympathetically, turned around and left quickly.

Li Huan was a little suspicious, just when the door opened, he caught a glimpse of a short-haired woman sitting behind the manager's desk, could it be that there was a menopausal resentful woman sitting inside? He straightened his tie and knocked three times on the door. "Come in." An elegant voice came from inside the door, and judging by the voice, this manager definitely did not look like a menopausal woman.

Li Huan pushed the door in, and the manager in charge of recruitment also happened to rotate the boss's chair to face the door, and the two looked at each other, and they were both stunned. It turned out that the manager of the human resources department was actually the girl with glasses surnamed Li Huan who met on the bus.

The embarrassment index escalated instantly.

Li Huan rubbed his nose and coughed, while the glasses manager had a pale face as if he had never seen Li Huan, his eyes swept over Li Huan's body and stayed on the snow-white wall opposite, and said lightly: "Sit down." ”

Li Huan sat down a little unnaturally opposite the glasses manager. "Thank you."

"Your name is Li Huan?"

"Yes."

"Graduated from the Department of Chinese of Jianghai University."

"Yes."

"Specialty."

"Yes."

"Want to apply for advertising planning and creativity?"

"Yes."

The glasses manager picked up the test paper of Li Huan's written exam and glanced at his resume, and said, "What kind of requirements do you have for salary?" ”

"About 1500."

"Around 1500? Sir, how many people have graduated from your class? How many have found a job, do you think you are strong against them? The glasses manager stretched out his slender white fingers to help the glasses, and said aggressively.

"Yes." Li Huan coped with some discomfort.

"Except to say yes, what else would you order worthy of a monthly salary of one thousand and fifteen?"

Li Huan heard obvious mockery and contempt from her tone, coupled with the question and answer that was almost interrogative just now, knowing that it was absolutely impossible to apply for a job today anyway, he relaxed instead, put his elbows on the desk, stared at the glasses manager with a smile, and said, "I will still say no." ”

"Li Huan, please be solemn, this is Wanfang Company, we will not hire a floating prodigal son with inappropriate words and deeds." The glasses manager said coldly.

"Tsk! It's amazing, I can see my essence at a glance, no wonder I became a manager at such a young age. ”

"Li Huan, if you want to be so oily and slippery again, I will immediately ask the security guards to kick you out." The glasses manager raised his eyebrows and reprimanded.

Li Huan leaned back on the chair, lifted Erlang's legs, and said very leisurely: "Manager, why don't you let me get out of here immediately, do you want to leave me humiliated for a while?" You're a rich and powerful white-collar worker, oh, or a gold-collar worker, and I'm a jobless outcast, or a scoundrel like you think, but that doesn't mean I can be humiliated here, even if you're the one who can decide my future. But you'd better figure out who will be humiliated by letting a hooligan stay here, well, maybe it's too late to call the security guards. ”

Looking at Li Huan's fierce body, which was almost no shorter than her when she was sitting, and the playful smile on the corner of her mouth, the self-esteem of the glasses manager was stimulated, and her snow-white little face turned red, and she couldn't help but stand up and wave her hand, pointing to the door and saying, "Get out!" Get lost! You get the hell out of here. ”

Li Huan stood up with a smile and said, "It's too polite, I haven't learned this kind of difficult action yet, why don't you demonstrate?" However, although you are very unladylike, I would like to remind you that long-term breast elevation can easily cause deformation, improper use or uncomfortable bra materials can even cause mastitis. ”

"Get the. You scoundrel. The glasses manager watched Li Huan staring at her chest and saying such a light word, he almost blew his lungs, picked up the teacup he had just drunk and smashed it.

Li Huan was quick and prepared, and he rushed to the door in one step and closed the door casually. "Bang! Crash! "There was the sound of teacups smashing against the door, followed by the sound of ping-pong pounds. Seeing that many people outside the human resources department looked here in surprise, Li Huan laughed and waved his hand away.