Chapter 38: I'm really not small, okay?

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The end of 2004 was a bumper year for Lee Hyori, with the video collection "HYOLEE" and KTF mobile poster collection "Lee Hyori's One QiΔ“" selling well, and the company made a lot of money, and he also made a lot of money. At the beginning of 2005, she was favored by Samsung Electronics, and in the new series of AnyCall commercials, she sang the MV "Anymotion" and "AnyClub", of which "AnyMotion" also went to an orange orchard in Valencia to shoot the scene, which shows how important Samsung Electronics is to her.

However, tonight's events made her particularly angry, and after filming a clip today, the director said that she would go to her room in the evening to discuss the plot of tomorrow's shooting. When she went to the director's room in the evening, the director actually wanted to "uncover the rules" for her, and she became popular at the time, so she gave the director a big mouth, and then took her handbag and left the hotel without a sound.

After leaving the hotel, the phone kept ringing, but it didn't answer, leaving it to moan lonely in its dark handbag. When I got out of the hotel, I just walked but didn't look at the road, and I found myself lost while walking. Suddenly, I felt that I was very defeated, and I didn't have anyone to talk to when I was most helpless.

As I walked, I walked to a nightclub street and saw a bar called lan-kwai-fong, and laughed self-deprecatingly: I can't think of it! Heaven is also hinting that I am going to borrow wine to kill my sorrows, hehe......

Lee Hyori, who has the appearance of a sinking fish and a goose and a shy flower in the closed moon, with her devilish figure, was surrounded by countless male animals as soon as she entered the nightclub, regardless of age or age. Due to the language barrier and the men who go to nightclubs, they are also more cultivated, and there are no unpleasant things. So after that, no men came forward to talk to me, because it was a shameful thing to be rejected.

In this way, she sat alone in the corner of the bar, listening to the music, slowly enjoying the wine, and a good and wandering mood-

Iroh twisted and asked for a drink at the bar, and turned his head sharply to grimace at the four teammates who had raised his middle finger at him, before turning back and walking towards his eight o'clock.

"I'll you, what the hell did they do? Why is it not now. Iroh walked in the corner, standing anxiously and looking at the watch on his left hand. Just as he was struggling, he pretended to accidentally catch a glimpse of the Oriental beauty who was drinking alone next to him, as if he had discovered a new world, and sat down, "Beauty, have you seen a beautiful woman with black hair and big eyes?" ”

"Huh? Nani?? The Oriental Beauty raised her head and asked with a frown.

"Nani? Are you Korean?? Smecta?? Arlo instantly activated the translation encyclopedia and switched the voice to Korean, as if I was also Korean.

"Well, could it be that you too? Smecta "The Oriental beauty frowned, looking not very convinced.

Seeing this scene of the beauty frowning, Ailo was stunned, and couldn't help but think of Li Bai's poem, the beauty rolled up the bead curtain and sat deep with frowning eyebrows. Looking at the Oriental beauty, there seemed to be tears in the corners of her eyes, and she felt a pain in her heart inexplicably, "Aren't you happy??" ”

"Oh? Do you see that? The Oriental beauty frowned, and then continued: "Can you go?" ”

"Uh, why?"

"Your way of accosting you is too old-fashioned, little brother!" The oriental beauty said with a cold face.

"Uh, why don't I tell you a joke and I'll leave if you don't laugh, or why don't you have a drink with me?" Iroh was thick-skinned, and he was still there after such an obvious rejection.

This made the men in the bar who had been rejected look here with great interest, wanting to see how this young man would be rejected.

The oriental beauty thought about it for a while, anyway, she wasn't very happy today, and it was good to listen to the little brother in front of her tell a joke, "Okay, you tell it!" But I'll have to add that if I don't laugh, you'll finish the rest of the bottle! Is there a problem? ”

"Absolutely! Beware of my jokes that make you laugh! "Iroh is relieved now, the third rule of pickling girls, those who are not afraid of replying are afraid of not replying.

Iroh looked at the beautiful woman in front of him with a look of anticipation, and opened her throat.

"Ahem, then I'm going to start talking about an African guy staying in a hotel and a fire broke out in the middle of the night, for unknown reasons. Seeing this, the Africans couldn't care so much, and ran out naked. When the firefighters saw this, they exclaimed, 'Oh my god! It's all burnt, right? How can you run so fast? Oxfork !! ’”

"Poof-ha" The Oriental beauty wanted to hold back her laughter, but because her laughter was too low, she laughed.

"Hehe, beautiful woman, you smiled - by the way, my name is Ailuo, Chinese, what about you?" Ailo smiled when he saw the beauty, sat down without waiting for the beauty's permission, and then decisively began to sell himself, he thought he was very elegant and picked up the wine glass, and the Oriental beauty was touched in his hand, and said.

"Oh? It turned out to be Chinese - my name is Lee Hyo-ri, Korean. Although Lee Hyori has a fiery personality, he is a man of words, "Cheers!" Penis!!! ”

Seeing this, the men who were rejected before regretted it very much, why didn't they be thick-skinned in the first place?

Hearing the little brother, Iro's instinctive eyebrow line darkened, and I strangled it. Well? She said she was Lee Hyo-ri? I was stunned for a moment, no wonder I felt a little familiar, but I quickly reacted and said excitedly: "Could it be that you are the Korean dance queen Lee Hyori??" ”

"Huh? Am I that famous? After Li Xiaoli drank the glass of wine, he asked suspiciously.

"Why not? Your dancing is so charming, oh - by the way, how did you get in Valencia? ”

"It's a long story" depressed eyes, which makes people feel distressed.

"Long story short"

"Once upon a time"

"I'll have a drink."

"Cheers!! Little brother"

"Can we not call our little brother?"

"Why? Penis. ”

"Because I'm not small!!"

"Poofβ€”"

Because Lee Hyo-ri also drank a lot of alcohol when he was alone before, and later drank a lot under the persuasion of Ailuo, who is known as the "little Bacchus", and then he was very drunk normally.

Finally, Iroh said hello to his four teammates and was ready to close the net! So, under the coaxing of the middle fingers and whistles of his four teammates, he grimaced and then put his arms around Lee Hyori's little waist, found a taxi at the door, and confessed: "Trouble, the nearest hotel, thank you" and occasionally the woman in his arms could be heard muttering, "Come on, little brother, let's have another drink!" ”

The taxi driver seemed to be accustomed to seeing a man carrying a woman to a hotel to open a room, so he didn't say anything, stepped on the accelerator, and sped out.

The taxi driver's skills were very good, and it took a while to get to the door of the hotel, "100 pesetas, thank you". When Iroh paid for the taxi, the taxi driver's voice raised sharply: "Are you that Ai from Valencia??" Ai?? ”

"I didn't expect to meet fans in the middle of the night, hey-" Thinking of this, and then naturally thought that there would be rumors about Valencia's rising star Ai nightclub hunting or something, and just when he was about to burst into tears, he suddenly had an idea, "No, uncle-I am his long-lost brother!" ”

I flew over and gave money, hugged the beautiful woman in my arms, quickly came to the hotel lobby, and then opened a room.

Long-lost brother?? Leaving the taxi driver alone in the wind

Iroh swears that it is absolutely not for the sake of doing unconscionable things, but very simple to open a room and sleep by himself, really simple! As for bringing Lee Hyori to the hotel, he has a good reason. As one of the top ten young people in the new era, can you bear to see such a beautiful and charming beauty living on the streets? And then coaxed by other pigs? As the saying goes, fertilizer and water don't flow into outsiders' fields! We're all Asian, aren't we? In case Lee Hyo-ri makes some special requests, I'll be able to satisfy her, right?

Looking at the beauty in front of him, he was just about to do something ruthlessly, but he suddenly remembered something, turned around and prepared to go to the bathroom to take a shower.

Ay!

We're also ten good young people, aren't we? We can't do anything about mystery x!!

But then again

So, the two black and white villains fought in Ello's mind, and neither of them convinced anyone. At this moment, Li Xiaoli suddenly sat up, half sideways, "vomiting-heew" vomited all over the ground, and there was still a little vomit on his body.

Oh, my God? Could it be that this is the welfare??

Well! Providence cannot be violated!!

Otherwise, it will be damned!!

God, you're so good to me!!

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The next day, a burst of orange fragrance blew in with the breeze from the window, bringing up the curtains and fluttering gently, sometimes slightly rolling, and the sunlight shone through the gaps left by the curtains fluttering on Lee Hyori's pretty face.

Lee Hyo-ri rubbed his eyes that were painful from the sun, and after a while, he found that his head was heavy, and muttered, "Damn, I must have drunk too much last night, and my head hurts." ”

After a while, I had time to look at where I was, "Huh? Where am I?? Then he accidentally aimed at his nearly ** body, "Ah!!!!!!!! ”

"Huh? What's wrong? What happened?? Iroh, who was lying on the sofa not far away dreaming, was woken up by this shocking roar, and instinctively jumped up, rubbing his eyes that were still relatively blurry.

"You! You, you, youβ€”what did you do to me? Lee Hyo-ri took the quilt in his left hand and wrapped his body, and pointed at Airo with his right hand and asked in horror.

"A man and a woman, you ** body, what do you say I did to you? Hahaha" looked up at Lee Hyo-ri's frightened pretty face, and couldn't help but want to tease her.

"You, you, youβ€”β€”!!" Li Xiaoli didn't say a word for a long time, and then he was stunned, frowning, looking like he wanted to cry, which made people feel sad.

Ailuo looked at Li Xiaoli and couldn't help but secretly think, could it be a joke? You don't really think I've done something infuriating to her, do you?

I'll go!

"Just kidding, I took you to the hotel last night when you got drunk, and then you threw up all over yourself, andβ€”then, I was afraid you wouldn't sleep well, and finally, at the end I helped you take off your clothes, I promise! I have done absolutely nothing to you!! Iroh was worried that he was joking too much, so he told everything that happened, and of course those more obscene things were selectively forgotten by him!

"Huh? It's true?? ”

"Of course it's true! Don't you believe it, aren't you still wearing hello-kitty's underwear? ”

"Huh??" Li Xiaoli instinctively opened the quilt and looked at it, and sure enough, it was intact, and then suddenly thought of the man in front of him, who actually said that he was wearing hello-kitty's underwear and underwear, and his face was slightly hot and red.

"What's wrong with it, sister! I knew it was so troublesome, and I should have lost you in the early hours of this morning! Iroh pursed his lips and muttered secretly.

"What did you say?? Little brother"

"My day! I'm really not small, okay? After saying that, he was about to take off his bathrobe.

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