"To drink water or not?" Yu Luosheng looked like him, and he felt uneasy and pitiful in his heart.

I don't know what's wrong with this girl, I'm afraid of being scared to this extent.

Xia Yuli closed her eyes tightly and shook her head, her hair swept by, and suddenly a burst of fragrance came to her nose.

"I knew that I was going to the execution ground today, and I washed my hair and dressed up, it was so fragrant." Yu Luosheng teased.

For Xia Yuli, taking a plane is going to the execution ground, obviously sleeping pills didn't have a great effect on her today, and fear overcame sleepiness.

"Indecent." Xia Yuli responded coldly and tremblingly, she suspected that Yu Luosheng's bastard leaned his head over and sniffed her hair, in the past, she would kill Yu Luosheng with a void eye gaze ray, but today she didn't dare to open her eyes.

"You're still wearing high heels, isn't that making the game more difficult yourself?" Yu Luosheng looked down and found that under the slender long legs was a pair of beautiful winter high heels......

"Can you shut up?" Xia Yuli already has a black line on her forehead.

"You women are so weird, have you ever heard that story?" Yu Luosheng continued.

Xia Yuli didn't answer, probably turning on the sound filtering mode.

Normally, if she turned on this mode, she could ignore Yu Luosheng's roars, but unfortunately she was in a big mess on the plane today, and she couldn't maintain her usual composure at all.

Yu Luosheng said to himself: "It's an old story. It is said that there was a woman who was bored with life and decided to commit suicide. ”

At first, she planned to jump off the building, but she thought that she would be covered in blood and deformed after jumping off the building, and she would be ugly after being in the newspaper, so she gave up the idea of jumping off the building. Then she wanted to hang herself, but her tongue would stick out, and her whole face would be difficult to cover, and she didn't want to be ridiculed by her so-called best friend Bichi after she died, so she gave up the idea of hanging, and finally she decided to take sleeping pills, taking large doses of sleeping pills to keep herself awake. ”

This method is very good, when she was going to eat it, she thought again, since she was going to die, why not die beautifully, and she didn't have no money in her card, and bought those clothes that she was usually reluctant to buy. So she went shopping and bought a lot of things she liked...... When she got home, she was very happy, because she finally put on what she wanted, and as soon as she was happy, she didn't feel world-weary, and she didn't want to die......"

"From this, it can be summarized that how important it is for a woman to love beauty, it is simply their life."

This story is relatively old, Yu Luosheng is very early, but Xia Yuli obviously hasn't heard it, and when the last sentence is summarized, Yu Luosheng feels that she has the feeling of laughing out loud.

In fact, Xia Yuli wouldn't laugh like this, but when you tell her a joke, she didn't use that kind of look to show that the joke has an effect.

Xia Yuli's condition is actually quite similar to the story, first of all, she must have dressed herself carefully today, secondly, she also took sleeping pills, and finally taking a plane is no different from death for her.

This very absurd little story actually interprets the hearts of the girls very well, and no matter how dark Athena Xia Yuli is, she can't escape this criterion after all, and beauty is a woman's life.

Of course, Yu Luosheng has seen those girls who don't know how to wear high heels, mascara, and skirts when they reach college or even graduate from college, these girls don't mean that they don't love beauty, but the inferiority complex and laziness that can't compare to others when they dress up and want to make money and dress up themselves are full of them.

There is no upper limit to beauty, the real beauty is actually trying to change, when others wear thick glasses, old jeans, old sweaters, and you, suddenly one day shiny eyelashes, contact lenses, hair, fragrant and soft, winter bright winter skirt appears, this kind of eye-catching may be like Cupid's arrow shot at the person you like, and in fact, this kind of dress is not very much, and there is no need to pursue any brand, most of the types of men you like have no concept of the brand.

You can't expect men to like the most simple you, and think that this kind of liking is the most real. Accepting simplicity is a matter after falling in love, even love has not begun, everyone subconsciously thinks that this most simple you are already the most beautiful you, this simplicity makes others fear in their hearts, afraid that there is a more "simple" side behind this simple you,

Yu Luosheng chatted with Xia Yuli on this topic, although most of them were Yu Luosheng talking, Xia Yuli was listening with her eyes closed.

"I heard that when Dailan was entangled in her feelings, you woke her up, could it be that you are the kind of person who is the legendary when others fall in love, you can know the plan with all kinds of suggestions and calculations, and tell the secret of love in one word - most of this kind of people don't have a boyfriend, and they haven't talked about it." Yu Luosheng leaned over and asked.

Xia Yuli's pale forehead had some improvement, but it was just a black line.

Slut, can you stay away from Miss Ben, are you the reincarnation of Tang Seng, why is there so much nonsense.

Compared with IQ, Xia Yuli exploded Yu Luosheng in minutes, the computer genius National Network Security Baike Miss is not over with you, but when it comes to this kind of crooked reasoning and reasoning, Xia Yuli is obviously not the opponent of Yu Luosheng, a rotten man who goes to Weibo every day.

Yu Luosheng crossed Erlang's legs and took a sip of water...... continued leisurely: "How many of you, aren't you, or those bloody online romance dramas, car accidents, amnesia, domineering presidents and the like?" ”

Xia Yuli is mostly a classical masterpiece, she is more traditional in this regard, and the modern is also the president's article, how can she be interested, and her family's money will not be less than the president, what is the use of the president?

"If you have nothing to do, you will be easy to be depressed, easy to think about life, easy to understand life, life is for experience and enjoyment, not for understanding and analyzing, to be optimistic, to be dark. When I go back, I'll burn your eight-strand documents as firewood, just in the winter, those articles are not suitable for you, a young and beautiful girl, and it will be good when you are forty or fifty years old, and they will be rated as works, who makes the judges forty or fifty years old......" Yu Luosheng continued his crooked reasoning.

In other words, Xia Yuli really regarded Yu Luosheng's string of words as a neurotic sloquing to herself, but unfortunately she couldn't turn on the filtering slut mode today, so she listened to it all, and she felt that it made sense.

Of course, famous books are not as worthless as Yu Luosheng said, their value is very high, higher than everything. But as Yu Luosheng said, not having enough experience to go to the book only adds to the melancholy and inexplicable understanding.

Of course, if Yu Luosheng's bastard dares to take those classic books left by her grandfather to keep warm, she dares to stomp Yu Luosheng and feed it to stray cats!

The effect of sleeping pills has actually been there, which makes Xia Yuli drowsy in fear, and every shake of the plane is like a roller coaster falling, and the fall will no longer rise, but will always fall into the abyss, cold and dark......

But in the darkness at the bottom of the abyss, there is a slut's face imprinted, and he is talking endlessly to his falling self, saying some theories that he usually wants to scoff at.

"Leaving London, aren't you looking for the little stray cat you've had for half a month? I helped him find an owner, the little girl who lived in front of us, and she said she would take care of it and feed it the best Scottish milk. Yu Luosheng said.

In the abyss of the cold cave, the falling Xia Yuli suddenly had a cute yellow and white kitten next to the stone wall, which was gradually growing and made a very happy cry.

A little kitten, Xia Yuli felt that she was no longer falling.

It's a pity that the slut's face is still under the abyss, and he talks endlessly.

Floating in mid-air, a little groggy, she was very sleepy but didn't dare to sleep, for fear that as soon as she fell asleep, the whole person would fall down.

In a daze, she moved towards the stone wall and leaned her body against the stone wall......

Surprisingly, this stone wall turned out to be warm and comfortable, and it would not fall.

The slut finally didn't speak, although the silence was a little scary, but there was a warm stone wall and he could still sleep peacefully.

……

On the plane, Zhang Aijing, who had already taken off, suddenly remembered one thing, Xia Yuli was afraid of taking a plane, and she was discussing Canadian affairs with Li Tuchuan, but she forgot to take care of Xia Yuli...... Hurry up and change positions with Yu Luosheng's guy.

Zhang Aijing turned around, and Yuli's position was suddenly full of surprise.

Xia Yuli was like a sleeping kitten at this time, curled up on the comfortable warm chair, but her head was resting on the shoulder of the man next to her.

Zhang Aijing was so shocked that she was a little speechless.

When will the two of them ...... How many luxury ships has Yu Luosheng stepped on, can he stand it?

"Shhhh......h

Zhang Aijing slowly came back to her senses, her eyes full of beauty.

"Sleeping pills don't work for her, I distract her, she's asleep now, don't wake her up, or she'll be seriously ill again." Yu Luosheng said to Zhang Aijing very, very quietly.

Zhang Aijing suddenly realized.

To be honest, my sister Xia Yingxing explained this matter, but Zhang Aijing really couldn't think of any good way to make Qianmeng fall asleep when she was on the plane.

Asa Meng is now the treasure of the national team, she can't get sick and have an accident, the game with Canada really depends on her, Yu Luosheng sacrifices his beauty for the country It is definitely worth it, anyway, this kind of thing is also happy for this kind of slut.

"Then you take good care of her." Zhang Aijing said quietly.

Yu Luosheng moved the other half of his hand that could be moved, and made a helpless OK gesture.

"Hmph, if you get cheap, you still sell it." Zhang Aijing disdained Yu Luosheng's helpless expression, he estimated in his heart what kind of dog he had become, and he didn't know about this shameless man?

Yu Luosheng wants to know what Zhang Aijing thinks in his heart, he must be crying and crying out for injustice, he really did it for the future of national e-sports...... Lao Tzu just wanted to distract her by talking.

Besides, it's obvious that this woman is leaning over!!

(I'm going to go out to Shenzhen tomorrow, when will the update be there, it's up to fate~~~~)