Chapter 100: Hardcore Poop Superman (The Third Month Pass)

Martin O'Neal was having a headache as he was going to shut up the damn Besiktas fans below, when he heard two more crisp "snaps" in the midst of the loud insults.

He was stunned for a moment, and then he was furious, what idiot would dare to throw something down?! Isn't he afraid of completely angering the other party?!

But this time O'Neill guessed wrong, he waited a few seconds, which seemed like a century to him, and he held his breath and waited for the louder scolding and noise, now only the calm before the storm......

But...... Hey?

Why is it that the calm time before the storm is a little long?

Just as he was surprised, the noise finally resounded.

But no longer a scolding, but a terrible howl "...

These howls were so miserable that Martin O'Neill suspected that someone had thrown a white phosphorus bomb down",...

This howl lasted for a while, then became quieter and quieter.

Martin O'Neill looked over and found that there was a mess below, but there were a lot fewer people.

The tenth floor was too tall for him to see what was scattered on the ground below, it looked like a puddle of water, but what kind of water could dispel these damn fans? Could it be concentrated sulfuric acid?

Martin O'Neill was thinking about it when the police finally arrived.

However, they also seemed to be afraid of what was on the ground, and refused to move forward, just pinching their noses and using their horns to let the group of fans leave.

If it were normal, the words of the police would not have worked so quickly. But this time, the fans also quickly left.

Then the policemen did not come up to inquire about the situation, but left in a hurry ().

Everything happened so quickly that before Martin O'Neill upstairs could react, the people below were already gone.

He was a little puzzled: Why is this? Why did those fans suddenly become so obedient? It's not like the style of Turkish fans,...."

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Kuyt stared dumbfounded, at the already empty street below.

Chen Yingying clapped his hands and yawned: "Get it done one by one!" Now it's time to sleep! ”

Then he went back to his bed and said to Kuyt, "Good night, Dirk"

Kuyt didn't respond to him, but looked down stunned.

His heart was churning like his stomach before, this is so damn lethal! I definitely don't want to be hit by the hero's big killer! It's so disgusting!

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Although I experienced a small episode when I went to bed at night, fortunately it was resolved quickly and did not make the fans toss for too long, and it may only add up to twenty minutes.

After waking up, Kuyt brought it up again, because there was one thing he never figured out: "How do you know that a fan is coming to make trouble?" Uh, I mean, did you prepare your weapons of mass murder in advance? ”

"How can I be so clever? I've been constipated for several days, and I've been lying in bed rubbing my stomach. As soon as I entered the toilet, I heard a fan shouting below...... I had an idea! Chen Yingying snapped his fingers and added sound effects to his "Inspiration".

Kuyt regretted it, I shouldn't have brought it up at this time!

Because he thought about yesterday's scene again, and said, ",... Uh, I don't feel very sick to my stomach ().

But Chen Yingying still added fuel to his fire: "Go, Dirk." Let's have breakfast and go! ”

Kuyt gave him a middle finger.

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By the time Chen Yingying and Kuyt arrived at the cafeteria, many of their teammates were already there. Everyone didn't forget to chat while eating breakfast, and last night's events were naturally the focus of discussion.

When Chen Yingying entered, he heard Suarez boasting there: ""... If I hadn't thrown a bag of water down last night, they wouldn't have stopped so easily! I tell you, in this case, fill a black garbage bag with water, turn off the lights and throw it down, guaranteeing that no one knows who did it", . Aha! ”

A group of teammates gave Suarez a thumbs up: "Luis, you are so good! ”

"You're such a genius, you can think of such an idea!"

As soon as Chen Yingying heard that Suarez had robbed him of his credit, he snorted: "Don't brag, Luis." You don't look at what their reaction was after you threw down the bag of water yesterday, and they scolded them even more fiercely! You have to rely on my brother! I'll tell you, I also added bath salts to it, and the smell ensures that they can't wash it off when they go back! Aha! ”

Everyone looked at Chen Yingying in a daze, and they didn't understand yet.

But Suarez reacted, he pointed at Chen Yingying and said, "You threw the two bags of things in the back yesterday?" ”

"Nonsense! Except for my brother, who else can come up with such a genius battle plan? Chen Yingying's head was raised.

After Kuyt entered the restaurant, he parted with Chen Yingying, because he felt that if he continued to stay with this guy, he was afraid that he would not be able to eat breakfast at all......

Chen Yingying threw two bags of things down, which caused a burst of miserable screams from the people below, Suarez was lying by the window at the time and the whole city saw it, but he didn't know what it was that could make Besiktas fans so scared ().

His curiosity rose for a moment, and he wanted to ask clearly: "What did you throw it at?" ”

Kuyt's heart jumped, and he stood up suddenly: "Don't! ”

But it's too late......

Almost at the same time, Chen Yingying said loudly: "and urine, and Dirk's vomit, wahahahahahaha!" ”

There was a strange silence in the entire restaurant, and there was no sound except for Chen Yingying's laughter.

Then someone retched - it wasn't time to eat yet.

Then someone covered their mouths and rushed to the bathroom, which was already having breakfast.

Suarez stood in place, his face a little pale and his stomach was very uncomfortable, but he was stronger, and he endured it and didn't show it. Not only that, but he also had the strength to scold Chen Yingying.

"I'll you, hero! Can you please not talk about it at breakfast! ”

"fu (will this be harmonious) сk! me! It's you who want to ask, I'm just telling the truth, is honesty a shortcoming? ”

"Honest you sister! You won't look at what the occasion is? Everybody's having breakfast! What kind of, pee, ......, and vomit are you talking about...... No way! ”

More people rushed out of the restaurant, they couldn't stand it!

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Martin O'Neill and his assistants walked to the dining room, intending to have breakfast, but along the way they kept seeing someone rushing out of it with their mouths covered, and they saw him not even bothering to say hello.

He was still puzzled, wanting to ask what was going on. But the next moment he regretted why his curiosity was so heavy".

He walked to the door of the restaurant, and then heard the quarrel between Chen Yingying and Suarez, and then his face turned white in an instant: "...

Then he turned around and walked away, not wanting to stay here for a second.

He wanted to act like he hadn't heard it!

He knew the truth about last night, but he preferred not to know himself......

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A waiter at the restaurant watched Chen Yingying and Suarez's argument, and both pointed at each other's noses and cursed.

Although they spoke very quickly and with the accent of their respective countries, he could not understand them, but he could still understand the swear words.

He hurried out of the restaurant while no one was looking, and then found a secluded corner and started talking on the phone.

"Hey Okan? Listen to me, I have a piece of information! Yes, it's about the British! Their two main strikers had just quarreled in the restaurant, and the quarrel was fierce! And the others didn't go up to persuade them, but left the ...... one after another, which is too weird, isn't it? I think if the Liverpudlians are in this form, the Black Hawks won't have a problem beating them at home,... Yes, yes, I promise, I saw it with my own eyes! Photo? You idiot! How dare I shoot? What if they find out? Okay, okay, let's go back to work......",

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Being tossed by Chen Yingying like this, most of the players didn't eat breakfast because they were completely out of mood and appetite. However, Chen Yingying was not affected, and he ate whatever he wanted. The scene of him dining alone in the huge restaurant looks really weird, but in the eyes of those who care, this has become ironclad evidence that "after the quarrel, Chen Yingying has isolated himself from his teammates, lost support, and became a loner" ().

Those who didn't eat breakfast didn't have an appetite until noon, but they strongly urged Chen Yingying not to talk about last night's events.

This made Chen Yingying a little depressed, one by one, it was his glorious deeds. He really wanted to tell the world that I repelled a bunch of damn Besiktas fans yesterday with shit and piss and vomit!

Now, being outnumbered, he can only bury his glorious deeds deep in his heart, and constantly comfort himself that the real heroes disdain to promote themselves!

Zhao Ke steamed Hu Ying, Wu Hook Shuang Xueming; The silver saddle shines on the white horse, like a shooting star. Kill one person in ten steps, and don't stay for a thousand miles; Brush off your clothes and go to the house, hide deep with your name!

Knight!

Hero!

Please make up for the chivalrous Chen Yingying's two bags of and urine...... Well, no, it's the glorious image of two swords fighting off the provocative Besiktas fans!

Hidden in the city, sitting in the restaurant and eating lunch honestly, who could know that it was the heroic Chen Yingying of the mighty martial arts?

Chen Yingying imagined this in his heart..."

All of a sudden, I felt that my image was getting taller and taller. Do good deeds without leaving a name, the living Lei Feng of the new era!

When the peace of the earth is threatened, he will always rush into the toilet, transform into Superman, and then come out to fight off the evil enemy. But all this will not be known to anyone. When the sun rises on a new day, I have escaped into the darkness and returned to the ordinary.

If anyone can know what Chen Yingying is thinking now, I'm afraid that they will vomit again, and then give Chen Yingying a nickname If the hero is Superman, he will also be a poop Superman! Damn, it's really hard enough to use a mixture of and urine against the enemy..."