Liang Xiao's eyes rolled, and he immediately stood next to the Daben covered with a thin layer of ash, pointed at it and said: "Who, who said that I have no money, no house and no car? This is my car, you see, I drove it all the way to Huxi, the wind and dust are dusty, the car is full of dust, can you buy such a car, will you have no money to buy a house? Xiao Rong, don't look down on people!"

Why should the girl who deceived her with her ability apologize?

On one side is his cousin Li Bai's Santana 2000, and on the other side is a Mercedes-Benz with a striking steering wheel logo, which has a great visual impact.

Zhang Rong was speechless.

She immediately became suspicious, could it be that the surname Liang really drove a Mercedes-Benz here?!

This car has to be millions, right? It's really TM rich!

If you can buy a million-dollar car, you can naturally buy a million-dollar house, and in that small place in your hometown, you can buy a good two-bedroom nest for one million.

It's really a deep sling routine, and this thin man is a little anxious.

In fact, as long as Zhang Rong ran around this car for half a circle and saw the license plate number of Huxi City, he would immediately have doubts.

I drove a car from Huxi City from my hometown, who was Meng!

But Liang Xiao blocked Zhang Rong steadily, preventing her from easily seeing the license plate.

"Let's let, let's let!"

Li Bai squeezed Liang Xiao away, opened the door of Daben, and pulled down the foot mat inside, and the foot mat had to be washed.

Eh, eh......

Zhang Rong's eyes immediately widened, and Liang Xiao looked embarrassed.

This shameless guy of MMP is deceiving again!

"Hey, brother, can we discuss something? Are you a driver for a rich man, it's cold ,......?"

Liang Xiao's self-talking skills were almost full, and he wanted to hold Li Bai's arm without face or skin.

He thought that rich people would not wash their own cars, and that the car washes are usually full-time drivers.

"I don't know you well!"

Li Bai was angry and shook the other party back two steps.

"Shhh

Liang Xiao's hand was shocked, and immediately became numb, he thought that he had accidentally touched the numb tendons, and said indifferently: "Hey! Once born, twice cooked, three times hand in hand, no, three times good friend, I will give you a hundred yuan, you cooperate, just say that this car is mine, a hundred yuan in exchange for you a word, earn it, right? It's not easy to find a girlfriend these days, brother, take care of me, you see, that girl is actually quite interesting to me, as soon as I shouted, she came down, so I should help!"

He pulled out of his pocket for a long time, only took out a big red ticket and a few small loose money, his expression froze, and then he said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry, I didn't bring enough money, I still have to go back, ten yuan is okay? Or twenty?"

Li Bai glanced at this product up and down, why don't you have any money and make a girl, do you really think that love can replace bread to satisfy hunger?

If you are full of water, you will only appear in the scene inside.

"Give you ten dollars, and the hemp will be far away!"

He is not uncommon for ten or twenty dollars.

Not to mention a hundred, even one million can't get into Li Bai's eyes.

I look down on this kind of guy who has no capital and has to pretend to be forced, and he will die if he is modest and honest!

"Cousin, this guy is a liar, ignore him and let him go!"

Recognizing the innocence of this slender man again, Zhang Rong made up her mind not to believe any of the other party's words, and immediately asked her cousin Li Bai for help.

"Hey, dear, you have to believe me, I really have money, a house, and a car, you see, rich people pay their bills with mobile phones or bank cards, and rarely carry cash with me, I'm really rich. ”

At this time, Liang Xiao was still shamelessly playing scoundrel.

Zhang Rong was directly angry, pointed at the other party and said: "Rich? Do you have any fart money? Ask me twice, and the ones invited are all food stalls, or will I pay the bill, what about your money?" Take it out and take a look, liar, get out of here, otherwise I will let my cousin beat you." ”

She immediately hugged Li Bai's arm and said proudly: "Poor sling, my cousin is a rich man, with a net worth of tens of billions, and he is the one who really has a house and a car." ”

In order to hit Liang Xiao, my cousin had to take my cousin to the top of the cylinder first.

Li Bai was a little stunned, looked at his cousin, and heard this little girl lower her voice, and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "Help, cousin, this guy is very annoying, even if he is poor, he is cheap." ”

is poor and cheap, full of nonsense, how can it be possible to make a girl have a good impression, and chasing a girl is not like this.

Li Bai patted his cousin's hand and said, "Don't worry, you go up first, and I'll leave it here!"

I was called a cousin, and this little favor must be helped.

"It won't bother you too much, will it?"

Zhang Rong looked uneasy, this surnamed Liang is a piece of stinky shit that can't be shaken off, smelly and sticky, which makes people can't avoid it.

"It's a little meaning, solve it in minutes, and he will never bother you again in the future. ”

Li Bai made a guarantee.

"Really?!Thank you, cousin!"

Zhang Rong looked surprised, and wanted to make a splash, but Li Bai shook his head and avoided it.

"Go ahead!"

Li Bai pushed his cousin away and set his eyes on Liang Xiao, the other party wanted to chase after him, but he couldn't help but hear a snap of his fingers.

Syllable!~

His feet were filled with lead, and he couldn't lift them up no matter what.

A guy with an uncertain heart like this, there is no psychological defense line at all, he is a big colander all the time, and he can't resist hypnosis at all, even if he is a rookie who is familiar with hypnosis, he can easily hypnosis such a thing.

"Huh, what's wrong with my feet?"

Liang Xiao sighed for a long time, but he didn't move half a step under his feet, he twisted his waist and swung his hips, but he still didn't move.

"What's your name?"

It wasn't until his cousin disappeared into the corner that Li Bai snapped his fingers again and lifted the previous hypnotic effect.

"You, you, you, you......"

Just finished "huh", and now began to repeat the practice pronunciation of "you" again, the thin young man noticed that there seemed to be some special connection between the abnormality of his body just now and Li Bai's snapping fingers.

Li Bai asked again, "Name?"

"If you don't change your name, you don't change your surname, my name is Liang Xiao, Liang of Liangshan, and Xiao of the rooster report, tell you, in my area, there are seventy or eighty younger brothers who call me Brother Liang, and there is no one who dares to disagree with the three streets, if you dare to provoke me......"

Before Liang Xiao's bluffing words were finished, he was interrupted by Li Bai.

"010-12389, report the underworld, the maximum reward is 500,000. ”

WTF！

Liang Xiao's voice stopped abruptly, he was like a rooster who was choked by the neck, and he couldn't report Xiao anymore, so he reported the underworld.

It's almost the New Year......

"You, don't threaten people, my power is not only domestic, but also the United States, France, Russia and the United Kingdom, there are my partners......"

It's almost the five hooligans of the United Nations who have been moved out, and the goose is burning......

"12339, report a spy, with a maximum reward of 500,000. ”

Dreams are beautiful, reality is skinny.

"The Municipal Party Committee Shu Ji is my little ......"

"12309, report corrupt officials and corrupt officials, the maximum bonus after verification is 500,000, if there is a major meritorious service, there is no upper limit. ”

Li Bai has spent his time popularizing legal knowledge to the other party, and he can blow it casually, there is always one suitable for you.

It's terrible to be uneducated!

He didn't even bother to use hypnosis, and the other party was speechless.

Nima, even the Municipal Party Committee Shuji dares to move out casually, if it is really passed back, I am afraid that the first person to do him will be this Shuji.

“......”

Liang Xiao encountered a mouth cannon expert, and was sunk in a few words, he opened his mouth wide, but he couldn't say a word.

"Go on! I'm listening!"

Li Bai shrugged his shoulders as if he was treating a patient.

If he hadn't seen that the other party was really a poor ghost, he couldn't squeeze out a little oil and water, and he had to post public resources upside down, he really wanted to arrest this guy back and generate income for the hospital.

Doctors have a vocation to treat the sick and save people, but they do not include mental illness.

"Who do you think you are?"

Liang Xiaoli was exhausted, looked left and right, took out a grass brick from the ground, carried it in his hand, and aimed at the Daben on the side, and then threatened with a hideous expression: "If you dare to stop me from chasing my sister-in-law, I will, I will smash your car, see if you are distressed." ”

The previous poor mouth is completely uneasy, which makes me angry!

"I don't know if I'm distressed, but I guess you'll have a pain in the butt, Article 275 of the Criminal Law, the crime of intentional destruction of property, if the amount is huge or there are other particularly serious circumstances, the sentence is not less than three years but not more than seven years imprisonment, this car, almost more than 5 million, hold it steady, don't miss it, there is monitoring here. ”

Li Bai's words made Liang Xiao, who was strong outside and capable in the middle, directly coaxed.

A car of 5 million, if you touch it, it will probably take several years, it is really a big dog with no humanity.

He reversed course and aimed at Santana 2000 again.

"Well, this choice is good, dilapidated Santana 2000, the price of scrap iron is not 10,000 yuan, smash a pit for 50, and detain for ten days at most, please!"

Li Bai instigated nonchalantly.

"What you said, I'm going to smash it, I'm going to smash it!"

Liang Xiao was almost mad at Li Bai, MMP really thought he didn't dare to smash it!

"You smash!"

"What a smash me?"

"Hurry up, I'm in a hurry!"

"Don't regret it!"

"If you don't regret it, don't be cowardly if it's a man. ”

"Tell you, it doesn't matter if it's smashed!"

This product is strong on a mouth, and it is still a broken mouth, and it has been shouted for a long time, but he didn't dare to do it.

This is a car, no matter how broken it is, it is also a car!

He didn't even own a wheel, and if he really wanted to smash a car and threaten people, to be honest, it was difficult to make up his mind.

"Hey, what?"

The property fee of about three yuan per square meter per month finally began to play a role, and the patrolling security guard saw this scene and rushed over in three steps and two steps.

it, you want to smash the owner's car?

This is smashing their jobs!

Liang Xiao panicked, his hand loosened, and then he screamed, rolled on the ground and hugged his feet.

It's called lifting a brick and shooting yourself in the foot!

Li Bai shook his head and sighed, to be honest, although the grass planting bricks are hollow, they are actually quite heavy.

Such a guy, he still wants to threaten people and chase his sister?

Let's practice for another 800 years!

"What's going on?"

Hula ran to the two security guards, a little dumbfounded.

Moving grass bricks to hit your own feet, this is especially a brain disease!

"He's going to smash my car!"

Li Bai pointed to the unlucky child who was lying on the ground holding his feet and screaming.

"No, it's not like that, he wants me to smash it!"

Of course Liang Xiao was not convinced, and he was still a dead duck with a hard mouth.

"Do you believe it?"

Li Bai looked at the two security guards.

"Poof!"

One of the security guards laughed straight away, and the other's expression didn't get much better.

This Han Han is really innocent and broad-minded, if you say this, someone has to believe it!

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