Chapter 233: A child with ultra-low emotional intelligence
The Demon Team finished the game and successfully defeated the Royal TZ, and the team that won the first round turned out to be only the WG.SKY team, with twenty-four points.
In other words, the Demon Sentai is now tied for second place with Royal TZ. Twelve battles and eleven wins. Twenty-three points.
And Yanyu Hongchen and the new force team tied for third place, with a total of 12 games and 10 wins, 22 points, and tightly biting the score.
Other teams, such as the Nanjing MCG team.
There are also stellar teams that are getting better.
As for the situation of the other teams, the opponents of the demon team in the first round, although the four strong teams have met, there are also eight relatively rubbish teams.
On the contrary, there are not many middle-of-the-middle teams in the First Division.
"Finally liberated! Alas! ”
After the game, the tension dissipated, and the monkey finally couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
In the first round of this month, the demon team has been suffering a lot. Crucially, this is their first season in the league, and it is a matter of honor for their team, and indeed for the club as a whole.
Fortunately, the demon team lived up to expectations, playing at a super level in the first round, and the four strong teams defeated three.
Although the battles between the New Force and the Royal TZ Team have drama in them. However, it does not prevent the Demon Sentai from being among the top teams.
"Yes! It's finally time to take a break and catch your breath! Lin Mo also complained.
After the game was completed, the five members of the Demon Team returned to the rest hall in the rear, and Li Youran and Qi Yanran obviously followed.
It can be seen that after defeating the biggest target, Royal TZ. Everyone's eyes were filled with the joy of victory.
"Congratulations!" After a while, Qin Feiyan also came to the rest hall to say hello. The battle that was the focus of the league's attention had a good result. Even the way the battle ended was perfect and dramatic. Of course, Yanyu Hongchen, who is a training partner, is also biased towards the demon team.
The players on both sides chatted. After a while, the Yanyu Hongchen team members were about to leave. Go back to the break room and pack your things at the end.
"Hey!" Lin Mo looked at the backs of the girls in the rain and red dust, and touched Kang Ke next to him. "Master Kong, didn't you take the initiative to pursue it last time, how about it? Did it succeed? ”
"He certainly didn't make it!" The monkey collapsed and ruthlessly exposed Conk's situation.
"Dead monkey, don't you want to die?"
"It didn't work out in the first place, but that's the reality!" The monkeys are undaunted.
"Why didn't it work out? Do people have boyfriends? ”
"Damn, don't mention it!" Conk seems to have been touched with sadness. If you want to avoid it, turn around and leave. Lin Mo grabbed Conk, everyone looked at him with blank eyes, and no one wanted to miss this opportunity to gossip.
How tired the professional players are, training and training games every day, it is rare to have this kind of opportunity.
In the end, Conk couldn't stand everyone's gloomy eyes, "Okay! I said???"
"Say! Say! "The most excited is Qi Yanran, gossip is a woman's nature.
Conk looked up to the sky and sighed, "Alas. Didn't you confess last time, Nima went up and made a joke. Lao Tzu did as you said, I said to confess directly, but she said. "I like to be alone." "Who?" "I like to be alone." "Who?" "I like to be alone!" "Who the hell is it?"
As a result, after waiting for Nima for a long time, I saw that her face was red, and I thought she was moved. As a result, he choked out a sentence "Sister likes to be single!" ”
"Haha??? I said, Master Kong, you are too talented! Nor can this be understood? ”
"What a dick!"
Everyone was amused by Kangke, only Qi Yanran burst into laughter. His eyes widened with curiosity, "And then?" ”
And then !! You still have to listen and !! So miserable and then!! ”
"There must be then!" Conk's reaction was so great. Lin Mo was the first to stand up and expose it, and everyone looked at Kangke in unison.
"Well, I'll admit it - there was then ???" Conk shamelessly succumbed to the coercion of the crowd once again.
"The reason for rejecting me the second time was very simple, saying that I was not popular enough and was not considered famous, and I would wait until I became famous. Nima, I'm a well-known player in the First Division, didn't some netizens complain about Li Yundi's fans before: Nima, what you think the piano master needs is fans like you who yell at the concert with a light sign, and the idol sings two sentences together on stage, and you just sing along below!! Could it be that you let Li Yundi play and suddenly say to the audience, everyone play together!!!!! Let's play together?? Lao Tzu is an e-sports player, how do you look at popularity, do you want people to play with me, everyone? Everybody together Little Dragon? ”
Lin Mo: "You can ask the audience in the back to lift up the computer!" Ha ha! ”
"Get out!"
Xiao Huang, who has always been very serious, smiled and couldn't complain, patted Kang Ke's shoulder next to him for a long time, smiled at the corner of his mouth, and mocked inexplicably: "Master Kong, what is the age span of the woman you kid has played with?" Do you know how much my brother I've played? ”
"How much?" Kangke's eyes lit up, is it the so-called "god of love" again? The scene of being cheated by Lin Mo last time is still vivid. So this time it is inevitable to be cautious.
"Almost ten years old!" Xiao Huang said in a low-key manner.
"Wow, dude! Brother Huang! Huang Dashen! It's a wide range of knowledge! Why don't you usually see it, teach the brothers experience! ”
Xiao Huang pretended to be deep, but he couldn't hide the smile on the corner of his mouth, "Alas! Time flies, and I remember that when I first met my wife, she was only 18 years old, and now she is 28. Ten years! ”
Conk: "Second Ao! You're sick! ”
No one thought that Xiao Huang, who has always been serious, would have such a ridiculous mentality, and he was really in a good mood.
In the midst of the burst of laughter, Lin Mo also went up and patted Conke's shoulder expressively, looking regretful.
"I said Master Kong, as a brother, I have to persuade you, look at the look in your eyes just now. Obviously, I still miss people, do you know what is the most painful thing about men? The most painful thing for men is: digging out their hearts and lungs for women. But you can't take out the second child! ”
"Cut!" Qi Yanran stood up suddenly, "I said that you know the most painful thing about men." Know what women are most distressed about? Nima is a group of stinky boys, women dig out their hearts and lungs for men, but men only dig out their dicks! ”
After Qi Yanran finished speaking, she looked at Lin Mo with disdain as if she was ashamed to be in company.
"Miss! I've found my relatives, Miss, teach me! "Kang Ke can see it, in love, it is still more reliable for Qi Yanran.
"Get along with women. The essence is: if she is not deeply involved in the world, take her to see the prosperity of the world; If her heart is vicissitudes, take her on the merry-go-round. ”
saw what Qi Yanran said with relish. Lin Mo interjected, "Yes, she also knows that the essence of getting along with a man is: if he is in love, you will loosen your clothes and untie them; If he reads countless people, you will be on the stove by the stove! ”
"Get out!"
"You know that, don't you?"
"Of course the old lady understands!"
"Tell me about it? We're all listening to what you can say. ”
Lin Mo's favorite thing is to fight when he is in a good mood. The fun is obviously endless.
And at this moment, it was obvious that Qi Yanran was angered by Lin Mo, if it was in the past, Lin Mo was stimulated to this extent. Qi Yanran was absolutely speechless, and now, Qi Yanran seemed to have really read a lot of books. Like a professional love professor, "Just say it." Say the simplest, when a woman complains. How will a man solve it, for example: A woman says: Traffic jams are so annoying! You said! ”
Lin Mo: "Why don't you go the other way?" ”
Qi Yanran: "Wrong! Here you go! ”
Monkey: "I said I should go out early!" ”
"Big mistake! You"
Conk: "Next time, I won't leave here." ”
"Wrong!"
Everyone looked at Qi Yanran, waiting for "the correct answer!" There has never been a woman who has taken such a professional love lesson to several young people.
You answer: yes, it's annoying. Right! You answer: yes, it's really annoying us to go eat something delicious in a while! Big pair! You answer: yes, I'm really annoying that we will go eat something delicious and buy you clothes later. That's the right answer! ”
Crowd: "??????"
It's a girl's mind that can't be guessed.
"So, you must find the right way for Qin Feiyan. Like going out on a date. ”
"The girl said that it was so cold, and there were three different manifestations of youth: ordinary young people took off their clothes and put them on her; The literary youth untied his clothes and took her in his arms; What does the 2B YMCA do? Qi Yanran pointed with a big hand and pointed directly at Kangke.
Conk listened attentively, and couldn't help but think of himself, and struggled for a long time, "If you learn from me, you won't be cold when you jump." ”
The crowd fainted.
Kang Ke looked around in confusion - am I a young man with two strokes?
Qi Yanran did not give up.
"There are many types of boys, and there are also types of girls. Forget it, you still know girls, for example, when you ask her: how old are you? Answer: "22 up". This is a mediocre fine tooth type; Answer: "88 years". It's playful and smart; Answer: "Didn't you ask before". This is the mature and cunning type; Answer: "36D" This is your own look at the model! ”
Conk was expressionless, still confused. The crowd fainted again.
Qi Yanran still doesn't give up, do you know the difference between Gao Fushuai and you?
Conk shook his head.
"Goddess: Oh, I'm so full, you see my belly is round.
Gao Shuaifu: Shall we do something to make your belly bigger at night?
Goddess: Nasty, you're necrotic.
Goddess: Oh, I'm so full, you can see my stomach is round.
"What would you say?" Qi Yanran pointed with her hand and pointed at Kang Ke again, hoping that Kang Ke could open his mind, but the result was ???
Conk: "No, you still look in good shape!" ”
- Goddess: Hehehe.
Qi Yanran also fainted! Half a day later, he got up, swallowed a mouthful of angry blood, and mustered up the last courage to teach the technique.
"There are a lot of small details that can tell how sincere you are. You have to grasp your details! ”
For example, a phrase "I'm hungry" is a very challenging thing to say: tell your mother, and she will immediately get up and say, "I'll get you something to eat." Say to your dad, and he'll smile and say, "Okay, let's go eat outside." Say to your boyfriend, and he will say gently: What do you want to eat? Say to your girlfriend: I'm hungry. She will always answer: Me too. Do you know what that means? ”
Conk: "What do you mean? So here is – why are more and more boys choosing to get a boyfriend? ”
Qi Yanran spurted out a mouthful of blood: "Get out!" ”
Everyone: "Get out!" ”
All swear. I have never seen such a man with excellent emotional intelligence in my life. It's all prompted to this point - alas!
"Get out of here!" Conk walked out of the room with a gloomy face.
Did he do something wrong? Isn't it just a little lower emotional intelligence?
Lin Mo: "A virgin is a tribute wine, and men want to taste it; The young woman is red wine, and she wants to take two sips after drinking it; A lover is beer, which is refreshing and refreshing; My wife is liquor, and I have to take a whole sip if it is unpleasant! Master Kong, you go to the bar. Alas! The handsome, handsome, and mighty Kangke handsome guy will definitely be able to find a kind of wine. Ha ha! (To be continued......)