XXXIX. So in the end, we still didn't get a good name......
Compared to the trivial matter of convincing Eight Feet Moon to join the Arena Squad, what Gao He will face next is probably the most terrifying, evil, powerful, and most difficult enemy to deal with before participating in the Savage Gladiator Tour-
"Let's talk about it first, my mother is the worst at names!"
"Hmph, this kind of inconsequential thing, just pick up a random one."
"Then you're going to give me a random one?!"
ββ¦β¦ Bored. β
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So Gao He, who believed that it was true, really filled in the word "boring" in the "team name" column on the application form, and then ......
"System Prompt: Your team name is already occupied."
No way! Who the hell is so boring! Someone even has such a boring name?!
In fact, Gao He has always believed that if there is anything more troublesome in this world than finding a woman to marry and have children, then it is definitely "naming", which anyone will feel "Soeasy" before facing it in person.
Since the advent of the Internet, the tangled disease of "difficulty in naming names", which has plagued the vast majority of human beings, has become a terminal disease that is enough to be juxtaposed with the "procrastination" mentioned before, and Gao He even feels that if human beings don't want to solve this trouble, one day, human beings all over the world will die because they can't come up with a game character name that satisfies them or a team name like the one in front of them.
Just like now, when Gao He tried names such as "I want to name for a long time", "I want to make a name for half a night", "It's really difficult to give a good name", "I really don't know how to name it", and so on, but only get a cold sentence of "has been occupied" in the system, he can also deeply understand it. At the same time, how many people are as entangled as him because of such a broken B-team name.
And the rest of the team names that are more in line with his own image, such as "First Paladin", "The First Rich and Handsome in Light Source City", "The First Scum in Light Source City", "Lao Tzu is the Man Who Wants to Become the King of the Harem", etc., were also preemptively registered in advance without exception, which also made him feel more deeply that it was time for the world of Azerahi to introduce a bill to protect copyright and the ownership of player titles.
Life is often wasted in such a meaningless but repeatedly tangled state, and in the blink of an eye, Gao He, who had been tossing for half an hour because of the name of such an arena team, finally had to try to ask for help from the audience outside the arena.
"Ahh Well...... Let me think about it. How about this - "Impregnating all the female players in this arena is my first step to dominating the world of Azerohi" ......
The female priest Momiji was the first to give a plausible building. But I always feel that this stalk is a little familiar......
"Hmm...... If it's Mr. Abu's Arena team, then ...... It's called 'Very powerful, very powerful Mr. Abu and his two teammates'! What do you think? β
The name of the dragon knight girl Xia Ya is actually not dissatisfied with Gao He himself, the problem is ...... This seems to be a bit of a disregard for the suspicion of the other two female teammates.
In fact, Gao He was also curious about the names of the arena teams that these girls formed. But. When he asked about it. But the little women kept silent one by one, as if they were afraid that their names would be known and they would be ashamed.
"Really...... Even if you don't tell me now, there will always be a day when you accidentally bump into me in the arena, right? β
A depressed look on his face and realized. When it comes to naming names, the act of asking others for help from the beginning is the most unreliable, because you often have the magical thinking logic of "what is this play, should it be better than Lao Tzu's own".
"Is there an end?"
Finally, she had been waiting for Gao He's arena team form to be filled out and signed, but she had been waiting for a long time and was impatient, and her cold voice was undoubtedly the best warning.
"Wait a minute...... It's good to ...... in one go."
"That's right, the name is really super ~ important."
Kyoko, a magical girl who is also waiting for a drowsiness, fights hard and tries to convince Yachizuki.
"No matter how good the name is, it's useless if the strength is not good."
"Yoh? Who just made a set of seconds drop? Hehehehehe......"
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"it! You're still arguing with my mother, are you? β
The angry magical girl Kyoko ran to Takawa's side and wanted to plant a flag with him.
"Damn, the old lady doesn't threaten her, she still thinks the old lady is bragging with her, come to Xiaobai, try to beat the old lady with the trick you just had!"
ββ¦β¦ Pregnant! β
Gao He, who already felt that his brain cells were exhausted, suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
"What's there? The old lady is asking you to beat me and not on me, how can it be! β
Compared with the magical girl Kyoko's incompatible interruption, Eight Feet Moon showed a good understanding this time.
ββ¦β¦ Got a name in mind? β
"Hmm...... That's it! β
Gao He quickly filled out the form, confirmed the pass, and then sent the form to the two to sign for confirmation.
"What the hell is this name?"
Kyoko, a magical girl who finished signing, suddenly felt that her whole person was not good.
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Correspondingly, this time, Eight Feet Moon, who didn't even say the word "boring", may suddenly feel worried about his future because he rashly agreed to join such an arena team.
"Well...... Anyway, the name or something is just an appearance, and the main thing is to look at the strength...... Ahem. β
After the two signed, the magical Arena Team form officially came into effect, and soon, somewhere at the bottom of the list of countless Arena teams with strange names, there was such a team that was destined to cause trouble in the coming days.
"When does it start?"
According to the schedule, the formation of the team in the arena is completed. In the recent past, you can use the Arena for warm-up and practice matches β of course, this is the same as the form you just used to build your team.
By the way, in the arena form for 3 people just now, the black-hearted goblin profiteer actually asked for a full 100 gold coins, and it is conceivable that this time the arena list alone has made these dead goblins who are all black except for the green skin make a lot of money.
The fee for renting the arena venue for training matches has also been officially announced - a training match requires both parties to pay 50 gold coins, in addition to this, each spectator who enters the arena to watch the training match also needs to pay a fee ranging from 50 silver coins to 5 gold coins...... It is worth mentioning that the cost of this ticket has nothing to do with the two parties. All owned by the goblins of the organizer.
According to the meaning of the eight-foot moon. Since you are going to participate in the gladiator tour, you need to find out at least a few places that are fixed arenas before you can formulate your next tactics against various combinations, but. Gao He can't deny this.
"There's no need for that."
He said with his mouth open. But the Hearthstone was already in his hands.
"In short, these days we are still acting separately. I'll let you know when you need to meet, and as for getting acquainted with the arena...... It's never too late to wait until the official competition starts. β
Before he could finish speaking, his body had disappeared in a cloud of blue light. Kyoko, a magical girl with a stunned face, and Yachizuki, who was also a little confused, stood in place.
"This man...... Where did you meet? β
After a few moments, Eight Feet Moon spoke again, but directly pointed the finger at his old enemy and teammate.
"This guy...... Theoretically, it's very powerful, yes, but in the eyes of the old lady, it's just a half-tone white. β
The magical girl Kyoko didn't change her evaluation at all, and her words suddenly made Eight Feet Moon have the idea of "meeting someone unladylike" and the urge to quit the arena team.
But immediately, she came back to her senses.
"Xiaobai? Hum...... If any novice can kill me in seconds with a set of skills, then I'm afraid there will be no novice in this world. β
Speaking of this, she suddenly sneered.
"No, it's not appropriate to say that there is no Xiaobai, it should be said...... There is still a little white. β
After saying that, she also rubbed the hearthstone, and it seemed that after the previous duel, she didn't plan to communicate with the magical girl Kyoko at all.
"it! You say the old lady is a little white? You're the novice! Your whole family is a novice! β
Although the female magician soon realized what Eight Feet Moon meant by what she said, her counterattack was still a step slower, and the figure of the orc female thief quickly disappeared, leaving her alone in place and jumping to her feet in anger.
Soon, she realized something more important.
"it! The money in the arena form just now was paid by the old lady! You two sluts! Pay back the money! β
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Although there were still thousands of gold coins in his wallet that he had scavenged from Momiji and Xia Lu before leaving, Gao He did not intend to act as a goblin as a fortune boy.
In his opinion, the so-called practice match is useless at all, and I believe that the real master will not be stupid enough to go to the arena so early to expose his lineup, coordination and tactics, and when it comes to the main game, for the master, the familiar and unfamiliar arena environment is probably only a little more difficult than eating and drinking.
What's more, the challenge he needs to face now is not only this, according to the calculation of time, the final challenge of the Ring of Blood Gladiatorial Arena is before the gladiator tour, and after completing the formation of the three-person team, the next thing he needs to do is to find the fifth teammate to participate in the final challenge.
Heifer Jasmine and Atola the Redeemer have apparently made no progress, the former has friends who are either slow-moving, huge war trees or small animals that don't know anything but to roll around, while the latter ...... It was a blessing that he hadn't been grounded after returning to Glory Castle, and as for pulling people to participate in the final challenge, there was no door.
As a last resort, Gao He had to make a backup plan that had already been prepared, that is......
"The ultimate challenge? I'm sorry...... I can't participate.'"
"Huh? For...... Why? β
"My main duty is not to fight, but to serve my master. and take care of the master's business.'"
When Gao He asked the maid chief Sakuya to leave her job at home for the time being, rush to the outer land through the guΓ² portal and assist in the final challenge, he was unexpectedly rejected by the maid head herself, and the reason for the refusal made him a little speechless.
"But...... Last time in the Light Fortress, didn't you ...... too"
"That's because the master has encountered a crisis and has to do it."
"But ......"
"If the master really can't find a reliable teammate, then the trainee maid can also be sent there."
Trainee maid?
Gao He, who suddenly heard this title, was slightly stunned at first, and then came back to his senses.
"Ah...... Wait a minute. You mean...... Nefarian? β
I almost forgot about it. Since the Battle of the Black Wing's Nest, Nefarian, the Black Dragon Lady who was taken prisoner, deigned to be in the Takawa family, and had to start an endless practice in order to become an excellent maid.
She was accompanied by a person named "Chlomagus". Originally, it was a servant made by Miss Nefarian herself. And now. This pair of master and servant duo has already had a little bit of a maid's appearance under the training of the maid Chang Sakiya.
"But...... What if Miss Nefarian was released in a hurry, in case she took the opportunity to run away? β
γβ¦β¦ There is indeed such a possibility. Even the strongest collar can't tie down a clever hound.'"
What Gao He never expected was that the maid chief's words actually had a follow-up.
"Then, the master can rest assured, with Miss Black Dragon's stupid Cheng DΓΉ, it shouldn't be so easy to escape."
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Stupid? In a way, it is.
After all, when a woman rolls down the stairs because her breasts are too big to see the steps or her skirt is too long, or she can't see the barbecue inside because her breasts are too big to see the plates, she ends up swallowing a whole slice of dry bread and starving all day...... Even when she was in the nest of the Black Wings, this woman did research a lot of powerful and terrifying results, but at least in Gao He's opinion...... This is just a representative of a stupid woman with big breasts and no brains.
"So...... Send that stupid woman to the city of Shattrath, and as for Cromagus...... Well, let her stay at home and take care of it for a while. β
"Yes, master."
After finalizing this matter, Gao He finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Although it may seem a bit unreliable to let Miss Nefarian make up the numbers temporarily, at least the strength of the eldest lady is there, even if she casually compares twice or simply reveals her body, she may be able to scare off a large group of enemies.
The only thing that is a little troublesome is that the eldest lady, as a black dragon, seems to be prone to unexpected situations in Blade Mountain, and this is also the only thing Gao He is worried about now.
"Dragon Slayer...... Grull. β
To be honest, Gao He was still a little skeptical about the rumors that this former guardian of the outer land could compete head-on with the Meng of the Destruction of the World.
Although he hasn't seen the power of the Destruction of the World with his own eyes, Gao He is also a person who has dealt with the guardian dragon.
It is rumored that the blackened Moe of the Destruction of the World has the power to contend with the four guardian dragons at the same time at the first time, and that power has obviously surpassed the demigods of the world of Azerahi and reached a new level.
And in the Broken Outlands, although Goron is strong enough to dominate the various races, in the final analysis, this is just a remnant of a broken continent, and it is more than enough to protect himself, saying that he has to face such a powerful and devastating sprout...... Gao He still didn't believe it.
But in any case, the strung black dragon corpse in Blade Mountain also proves that in that battle, for whatever reason, the Meng of the Destruction of the World is indeed in a disadvantageous form, perhaps, the reason for this can make Gao He slightly ...... when facing this powerful and terrifying being in the future Refer to that.
Yes...... That's right, although he had never met from beginning to end, Gao He knew that he had already quietly established a bad connection with this most powerful and terrifying being in the world of Azerohi, and if nothing else, just stripping one of her daughter's underwear and hanging it in the center of Light Source City, and capturing her other daughter as a maid, I am afraid that it would be impossible for any mother to give up, right?
"Master, we've arrived in Shattrath City."
Thinking about it, the maid chief's message came again, and he who was waiting near the portal soon saw the two maid figures, one blue and white and one black and white, one humble and one arrogant, with completely different styles from each other.
"This way."
Gao He beckoned, and before the two girls could attract the attention of more adventurers, he led them through the porch leading to the slum and into the Tianya Hotel.
"Feel free."
Sefir at the door smiled and raised a glass to Gao He - frankly, Gao He didn't know if this Sefir was one of the ones he had been to that night, but at least now, the kindness she showed made Gao He finally have a bottom in his heart.
"I actually want this palace to come all the way to such a dirty, messy and bad place! And also...... I smelled a nasty smell just now! β
Despite the immediate slap from Gao and a violent blow, Miss Nefarian, with her huge breasts in her eyes, caught Seffir's attention.
"It's ......"
"Shh......h
Gao He raised his finger and gestured at her.
"I know what you're trying to ask, but...... I can't answer you, but that's it. β
Blocking Sefir's curious inquiries in the usual manner of the bronze dragon, Gao He hurriedly fled with Miss Nefarian into an unoccupied private room.
Looking at the man's figure, Saifer's gaze wandered, and after the amber-like halo around his body flickered several times, he finally sighed slightly.
ββ¦β¦ I see, that's what I've seen over time...... Is it a harbinger of ruining miΓ¨? ββ¦β¦ (To be continued......)
PS: P.S1: I didn't have PS yesterday because we were sleepy......
P.S2: I'm so sleepy today......
P.S3: So there's no PS today.
P.S4: That's it!