Chapter 500: Dig a pit and bury yourself
80_80813 "I don't want to say too much about this game. ”
Fifteen minutes after the end of the game, the press room at St Mary's Stadium was crowded with nearly 100 journalists from the UK, Europe and even the world.
Many reporters couldn't help but laugh when they heard Alain Pardu's words.
You don't want to say too much?
I'm afraid you can't say much!
Losing like you, and having a face to speak, that's already remarkable, and if you talk too much, you'll wear your underwear!
Alain Pardu did not understand the slander of the journalists and continued his speech.
'I would say it's not a game where quality is the result and Southampton were more fortunate on their home turf and they got a lucky goal to get past us and completely change the game.
Immediately below, a reporter summed up the meaning of his remarks.
The implication is that you Southampton are not victorious, and we are not losing to you, but to luck.
If it weren't for Pogba's luck-filled long-range shot from 30 meters away, I'm afraid it would not have been certain who would have lost or won!
So, after listening to his words, the reporters below were in an uproar.
I've seen shameless, but I've never seen shameless to this point!
Say that if your skills are not as good as others, will you die?
"In addition, I would like to say that over the years I have been coaching, St Mary's Stadium is the most unfriendly home stadium I have ever seen, and the fans here are the most ungraceful fans I have ever seen, all I can say is that we will definitely come back!"
Wow, this is all about being a gray wolf!
There was another uproar from the reporters below, Alain Pardew was shelling and blaming the Southampton fans.
"Mr. Pardu, are you talking about banners?"
"Or do you think that Southampton are already so big ahead, but you still don't show mercy to the visitors as usual, and you feel hurt?"
"Mr. Pardew, does this have something to do with your frequent pre-match provocations and ridicule of Southampton?"
"A lot of people think you're hostile to Southampton, Mr. Pardew, what do you think?"
"You have accused Southampton many times before of having a strong squad but not being strong, but this game Southampton beat Newcastle 8-0 at home, I wonder if you have changed your opinion of Southampton now?"
"You said before the game that you were going to win at St Mary's, but now you've lost, how do you feel?"
"I heard that after the game, Yang Huan celebrated in the home team's locker room, saying that he was going to have a meal, how do you feel in your heart?"
"There is news that before the game, Newcastle chairman Ashley issued a must-kill order, if you lose the game, you will be sacked, may I ask, is this news true? Do you worry that you will be out of class because of this big loss? ”
The reporter's questions came up crackling, and one by two of them became more and more acute, so that Alain Pardu did not know how to deal with it, and could only look at the Southampton press officer in charge of the presiding officer.
As a result, this guy didn't look like it was none of my business, the old god was there, as if he was waiting for him to answer.
This time Alain Pardu was depressed.
You guys, one or two, are waiting to see Lao Tzu make a fool of himself, right?
Oh, I've already lost like that on the court, and you're still doing this to me, don't you think it's too much?
But depression is depression, and the questions still have to be answered one by one.
No way, the Premier League stipulates that after the league match, both sides must attend the press conference, otherwise it will be considered a violation and will be punished by the Premier League.
"I want to be clear, I didn't get any so-called nirvana, I don't know that Mr. Ashley ever said that, and at the same time, I also think that this game doesn't mean anything, after we lost the game, we are still fifth in the league, I don't think I'm going to go out!"
When he said this, Alain Pardu's mobile phone rang very inopportunely, which made Alain Pardu, who had planned to finish speaking in one breath, have to stop temporarily.
Looking at the phone screen, it was the club's chief executive, Derek Lambias.
It's press conference time, so I don't have time to answer the phone.
Alain Pardu pressed the phone and continued to speak to reporters.
"Also, I have to make it clear again that I'm confident that we're in the top four this season!"
The reporters below are either taking pictures or intently recording Alain Pardu's words.
There was silence in the press room, making the ringing of the cell phone audible again.
Alain Pardu turned his head to see that it was Derek Lambias again.
As a last resort, press it again.
"I would like to say that the defeat in this game was just a very fortuitous accident and no one should be held accountable for it, including the players on the pitch, and I believe ......"
As he spoke, the phone rang again.
Alain Pardew turned his head to see that it was Derek Lambias again.
What the hell is this guy doing? Actually killed a chain buckle?
For some reason, Alain Pardu had a very ominous premonition in his heart, because it was so unusual!
Is it necessary to call so urgently?
Some of the more astute reporters at the scene noticed that Alain Pardu's face became ugly, and he seemed to be a little resistant to answering the phone, so he also smiled at Alain Pardu with a little bad taste.
"Mr. Pardu, it's okay, answer the phone first, we don't record!" With that, he also pressed the recorder.
When the other reporters heard this, they were all happy to learn from each other.
Alain Pardu sat there on pins and needles, and under the gaze of everyone, he picked up his mobile phone and clicked to answer.
"Hey, Derek, it's me, Alain!"
The moment he connected, he asked God to worship the Buddha, don't be bad news!
But sometimes, things in the world are like this, the more you are afraid of something, the more he will come.
"I'm sorry to inform you, Alain, the boss has decided that you don't have to go back to Newcastle!"
Alain Pardew was shocked.
"What? What do you mean by that? ”
He was so excited that his voice was a little louder, so that all the reporters present could hear it clearly.
Suddenly, they all calmed down and looked at it.
That's big news!
Derek Lambias on the other end of the phone was still very calm, "I mean, the boss has decided to fire you!" ”
"Fart!" Alain Pardu stood up directly, and the movement was even louder.
"We still have a contract between us, even if the renewal contract has not been signed, but we still have more than a year to go to the contract, and now we will fire me?"
"Yes, Alain, calm down, although the contract is still more than a year, according to the terms of the contract we signed before, we have the right to terminate the contract early with the payment of a small amount of compensation, as for the compensation, our lawyer will talk to you!"
After saying that, Rambias hung up the phone directly.
Alain Pardu was so angry that he threw his phone on the ground and scolded angrily: "I'll fuck you!" ”
When I raised my head again, I saw nearly a hundred reporters in front of me, all looking at me with an expression that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.
Shame!
The scene of the tragic dismissal, which was watched by so many people, will definitely appear on the front page of the newspaper tomorrow!
Thinking of this, Alain Pardu couldn't wait to dig a hole for himself on the spot and bury himself!
It's all shameful to throw people on this, what's the point of living?
Alain Pardu took a deep breath, simply didn't say anything, just separated the crowd around him, turned and left.
"Gone?"
"Why are you leaving?"
"Hey, don't go, my big news!"
"Wow, tomorrow is definitely the front page headline, how can you do it if you don't chase it?"
"Chase, chase!"
Only then did a group of reporters come to their senses, and suddenly one or two hurriedly rushed out.
Southampton coach Bielsa, who had never spoken and kept his head down to think about things, suddenly raised his head and looked at the empty press conference room, full of strangeness.
"What's going on? Nobody? ”
I just looked down and thought about things, but for a while, I didn't even see a figure when I raised my head?
The Southampton press officer smiled a little wryly, this head coach is really enough, such a big movement can't interrupt his thoughts, it's also a strange flower!
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As soon as Southampton's 8-0 home thrashing of Newcastle was over, it immediately exploded on the Internet.
Almost all the Saints fans rushed to the Internet in ecstasy, raising their eyebrows and exhaling a lot.
And the fans who questioned Southampton's strength and looked down on the Saints before, some still resisted stubbornly, and some admitted that Southampton's game impressed everyone.
Even some new fans were surprised that the promoted horses were slaughtering fourth-placed Newcastle in the league?
As a result, this group of fans who didn't know Southampton were severely scorned.
But soon, the news came again.
Newcastle's official website was the first to announce that Alan Pardew had been sacked by the team.
This also made Alan Pardew the first manager in the Premier League to be sacked miserably this season, and it was indeed a big upset, making several bookmakers such as William Hill make a lot of money.
Who would have thought that Alain Pardew, who led Newcastle to a miraculous fifth place in the league last season and started quite well this season, would be slaughtered by Southampton away from home and lose his position as a result?
Many fans who trusted the pit were so angry that they scolded Alain Pardu.
Is it too cheating?
Some even believe that Alain Pardu is a pawn of the bookmaker, otherwise, how to explain his behavior?
"He must have been bribed by the bookmaker, deliberately lost to Southampton by a big score, deliberately got out of class, otherwise how could he suddenly lose by a big score and be suddenly fired?"
"Yes, that makes sense, it must be so!"
"This cheating daddy, whoever asks him to coach in the future, I will oppose it!"
"That's right, how can we trust him when he works with a bookmaker like this?"
The hapless Alain Pardew, sitting in front of his computer at home, looked at the monitor, and almost cried bitterly at this remark on the fan forum.
I've been fired, okay?
You still wronged me like this, how can I continue to mix in professional football in the future?
In the future, who will dare to ask me to coach again?
After beating Newcastle, Southampton won five wins, three draws and five losses, accumulating 18 points, and the league ranking immediately improved from the original 11th place to ninth place, swansea who drew with Liverpool in this round and Fulham, who lost to Stoke City away.
In this round, Manchester City drew 0-0 away at Chelsea, Arsenal drew 0-0 away at Aston Villa, and Manchester United beat Queens Park Rangers at home.
As a result, Southampton are just two points clear of sixth-placed Arsenal and seven points clear of fourth-placed Chelsea.
Manchester United, on the other hand, relied on a victory to defeat Manchester City and climb to the top of the Premier League, currently accumulating 30 points, one more point than Manchester City.
Although it was only one game, the league situation in Southampton looked like it had suddenly brightened.
As a result, in an instant, the entire English media was full of praise for the Saints, who had changed their previous accusations and criticisms.