Splitting headaches!

Zhang Yang finally woke up, only to feel numb all over his body, as if he had just fought with hundreds of people, he couldn't feel the existence of his body at all, and his head was like a firecracker, constantly echoing the roaring sound, and his eyes opened a slit, and he immediately closed because of the dazzling light.

Damn, how many times have you been drunk?

Zhang Yang lay motionless, soothing the uncomfortable strength of his whole body.

Damn it, how did you drink so much yesterday and never get drunk again in the future, this is pure masochism!

That's right...... How did I get home yesterday? A question suddenly popped up in Zhang Yang's heart, and memories poured out like a tide: last night, I went to the class reunion first, and then went to KTV to sing together, but I met Yu Li, who was almost abused, he shot angrily, overturned a team of security guards, entered the public security bureau together, and later sent Yu Li home...... Why didn't there be?

He didn't even have the slightest impression, how did he get home? Odd!

Syllable!

Just as he was wondering, a palm suddenly hit Zhang Yang's chest. Zhang Yang was startled, and quickly opened his eyes, the dazzling light suddenly made his already groggy head even more uncomfortable, and after a while, he finally saw that there was still a person lying on this bed, or a woman with long hair and a shawl, a hot body, and only a cotton shirt and thong on her body-Yu Li!

And he himself, who was naked all over his body, and his left hand passed through the other party's neck, grasping on her proudly upright murder weapon, round and solid.

No, it won't!

Could it be that in the same life as in the previous life, he had a relationship with the other party while he was drunk?

Zhang Yang looked at the vigorous and high-spirited things that he must get up every morning, and wanted to feel if there were any signs of "doing it", but he drank too much yesterday, not only was he completely numb, but even that place didn't seem to belong to him anymore, and he didn't feel it at all!

Done? Still didn't do it?

To Zhang Yang's surprise, he didn't feel much guilt! Lin Yu...... Zhang Yang was silent, he didn't know if he still loved her, that thorn of betrayal had deeply pierced his heart, Zhang Yang really didn't know what kind of feeling he had about Lin Yu now.

"Well, head...... It hurts! Yu Li snorted, her long eyelashes shook slightly, and she slowly opened them, but like Zhang Yang, she immediately felt the glare of the light, and immediately closed it again. She twisted her snake-like delicate body, glued it tighter to Zhang Yang's body, and whispered, "Feifei, when did you come back?" ”

Zhang Yang didn't move, trying to think of the most secure coping strategy!

Bang, Yu Li slapped Zhang Yang's murder weapon, reached out and touched it, and murmured: "Feifei, what did you bring to bed, hard, long, Gege, a bit like a man's thing!" Little Nizi, you don't really have to buy that thing, do you? ”

She barely supported her upper body, drooped her black hair, and looked at Zhang Yang.

Hey, when did Fei Fei get plastic surgery?

No, this face seems to be quite familiar, yes, yes, it's my former student, Zhang Yang!

Yu Li was frightened, and her hands suddenly tightened!

"Ahh

Two exclamations came out of the bed at the same time, one startled and the other ...... It's pinched!

"You, you, you—" Yu Li was frightened, "hooligans, beasts, animals!" Two tears rolled down suddenly.

Zhang Yang didn't care about the hot pain in his lower body, and hurriedly knocked down Yu Li, who was struggling to get up, and reached out to hold the other party's mouth, because the other party obviously wanted to run out and shout for help! He said solemnly: "Teacher Yu, you first think back to what happened yesterday!" ”

Yesterday...... Yu Li's mind couldn't help but float a series of shots: she was invited to KTV to sing, but she was poured a lot of wine, and when she was half drunk and half awake, she saw the obscene eyes of Hou Bihua and the fat man surnamed Qian, she struggled out of the box, bumped into the former student Zhang Yang, and then ...... All the memories replayed in Yu Li's mind one by one, including her shameless desire to support him, and the fact that the two of them were so drunk that they somehow climbed into bed and went to bed.

Seeing that Yu Li gradually calmed down, Zhang Yang breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I let go of my hand now, you won't scream anymore, right?" ”

Yu Li blinked again and again, Zhang Yang let go of his hand, and the two looked at each other, both embarrassed, not knowing what to say.

"Zhang Yang-" After only a few seconds, Yu Li opened her mouth and said, "What I said yesterday was serious!" If I hadn't been so drunk, I'd never have been able to say those words, but now that I've lost face, I don't want any self-esteem! You give me money, I will be your mistress! ”

"Teacher Yu, you don't have to do this, I will pay for your mother's treatment, don't reciprocate, really!" Zhang Yang is sincere.

Yu Liyan smiled, seemed to have completely let go, and said, "I'm not someone from you, why should I take your money for nothing?" That's probably a debt that I can't pay off in my life, and I'm going crazy with such a burden! Take my body, it's the only thing I can give you! ”

There has always been only bad guys who have been forced to annihilate beautiful women, why is it the other way around now? Zhang Yang had a faint voice in his heart: "Idiot, hurry up and agree!" Didn't you always want to hold her in your arms when you were in college? Now the opportunity is right in front of you, and you can do whatever you want with her! ”

However, because Zhang Yang liked Yu Li, he couldn't accept a woman he loved as a mistress!

Besides, he was stabbed in the heart by Luo Xinyan and Lin Yu in a row, and he definitely didn't want to have anything to do with any woman again, at least for a short time.

He shook his head and said, "Can't I be a loving?" ”

"If you hadn't put that thing down against me, maybe I'd still believe you!" Yu Li said calmly.

Zhang Yang couldn't help but blush, and somehow, the murder weapon that had been pinched and turned into a soft snake by her pinch pain raised his head again, and before, in order to prevent Yu Li from running out and shouting for help, Zhang Yang was completely pressed on the other party's plump and charming delicate body, and the murder weapon was now straight against the other party's smooth and satin lower abdomen.

I can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River now!

"Accident, what an accident!" Zhang Yang argued, but he didn't expect to make the other party believe it.

"Was it really just an accident?" Yu Li let go of her heart, and immediately showed the ease of a mature woman's surname, and said, "Isn't it a man's dream dream to get started with his former teacher?" Otherwise, how can you subdue the temptation that so many of them are teachers? ”

Zhang Yang was speechless, and after thinking for a long time, he said, "We ...... yesterday Did you do it? "This is very important, he really doesn't want to have the most intimate relationship with the person he once liked.

"What did you do?" Yu Li asked rhetorically.

"That's it...... You know? ”

"I don't understand!"

“……”

"It's done!" Yu Li suddenly replied again.

It was a thunderbolt on a sunny day, Zhang Yang was stupid, and he actually had a relationship with Yu Li in a drunken state! But when his eyes swept over the messy sheets, he suddenly said, "Yesterday, we didn't do it!" There was no blood on the bed! ”

Yu Li was stunned for a moment and said, "Do you think I'm still a virgin?" ”

"You said yesterday that your boyfriend was going to you and make up for his loss! This means that you haven't had a relationship before! ”

"He's not my first boyfriend!"

Zhang Yang shook his head, the thought in his heart turned, and he thought: "Since she has to be my lover to accept my help, then let her do a good job!" Sun Xinyu's words, I was afraid that she would force me to go to bed with a gun, and she couldn't get a gun, what am I afraid of! What the fuck is this, it's rare for me to do a good thing, how did it come to be like this? Also, what am I afraid of, it's not like I haven't slept with a woman in my last life! ”

"Okay, we didn't do it yesterday, I'm still a virgin, so you should be satisfied, what about the broken place, this is what the men want to do the most, right?" Yu Li looked at the ceiling blankly, "Five years, I will give you five years of youth, and I should be able to pay off the debt owed to you!" ”

"Teacher—"

"Isn't it enough? I'll do the math with you, my old classmate said that if I sell it in my appearance, it will be at least 2,000 a night, and it will completely cure my mother's illness, which will cost about 3 million...... You have to do it with me 1500 times to earn it back, it's a bit of a loss! ”

"Yu Li!" Zhang Yang suddenly roared angrily and said loudly, "Don't fucking belittle yourself anymore!" Lao Tzu doesn't tell you anything about the dirty body and clean soul! If you feel uncomfortable, just fucking cry and stop talking in such a weird tone! ”

Yu Li looked at Zhang Yang in a daze, her eyes slowly turned red, and she also said loudly: "Which woman wants to be a bitch?" But what else can I do but sell meat! I'm just an ordinary woman, not a strong woman, and I don't know how to make money except being a teacher! I also want dignity, but I'm a mistress to others, what else do I have to pretend? Pretend, I'm still a bitch who sells her body! ”

The two fell silent again.

"Cards!"

There was a sound of unlocking outside, and then a woman walked in, closed the door casually, she changed her shoes at the door, and said, "Yu Li, you are a lazy woman, you haven't gone to school yet?" You're going to be late! ”

She walked to the bedroom while undressing, and said, "I'm tired of working the night shift!" Alas, why can't I find a good husband to marry and be a housecook every day? ”

Pushing open the hidden door, she also took off her clothes until only a crimson thong was left, and she was still holding a murder cover that had just been taken off in her hand, and she lowered her head and raised it, she suddenly saw that in addition to Yu Li, there was actually a man with a full body ** on the bed!

"Ahh

"Hey, it's you!" In a panic, she still caught a glimpse of her flamboyant appearance, and suddenly let out an exclamation.

Zhang Yang couldn't help but feel that this world is so small! The other party was actually Yan Feifei who he saved when the robbers robbed the bank!

(To be continued)