The Chinese language is broad and profound, and Chinese people are much more elaborate about calling each other than abroad.

The island countries are either 'Jun' or 'Sang', Europe and the United States directly call the surname, making a unit and a group of Jacks, and even celebrities have to be divided into Bush Sr. and Bush Jr.; It's not impossible to do this in China, or it's easy to be beaten.

It doesn't matter if Zhuge Kongming and Dugu seek defeat, how to call it and how to get up the grade, and the usual surname must be paid attention to.

If you are not sure of the identity of the person, you can ask, 'You are Lao Zhang', but you must not ask, 'You are Lao Wang', if you encounter a rare surname '佚 (die)', ask the surname is not for nothing to take advantage of?

The demon is the same, the title of the tricky demon queen is not very elegant, the word demon king, I don't dare to recognize it when I meet in the audience, and the Mandarin is not so standard, come to a sentence You are a king and eight ......

"It's ruthless!" Chen Hao looked at the photo on the screen and rubbed his forehead.

The sentence asked by Qiqi before, 'What should I do if there are two people chasing', Chen Hao was full of thoughts about the game, and naturally chose to flash and run, in fact, even if he killed Wickd lightly in the middle of the day, he would definitely not be able to play 1V2.

A defense tower and a professional player with excellent operational awareness are completely two different concepts, the former is just a little hurtful, and the latter has room to make people cry.

But...... That's not what Kiki asked.

The Internet changes three times a day, and if you don't go online for three or five days, you can degenerate into primitive people, and even communication is hindered.

Chen Hao was preparing for the competition, and he didn't wander around for a few days, and suddenly found that he had an extra 'love photo'.

"It's cooler, when did you hook up with another calf, I don't usually see you contact." Domineering hehehestraight laugh.

"The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient." Xiao Ji Ji sighed continuously.

Training for the professional team is very hard, 10 hours a day is a short time. Some players can train for up to 13 hours; The five members of the WZ team are almost always together, Chen Hao definitely doesn't have time to hook up with other girls, and the domineering and Xiaojiji are obviously deliberate.

"I said I hadn't met this girl at all, no, I didn't even have contact information at all, didn't you believe it?"

"Brother Hao, then I have to say you, man, dare to admit it." At this time, fat people must be indispensable.

"Poke, why don't you dare to do it, you can change the position of eighteen people. Are you and I a little pole this pit goods? Chen Hao sighed deliberately.

Some things are explained as a cover-up, not to mention that this group of animals is obviously black; The best way to deal with this is to drag your friend out of the top tank, and your friend is the same thing as your teammates, and it's for sale.

Sure enough, when Xiao Jiji was mentioned, he looked so curious that even Jiang Lin couldn't help but want to ask.

"Hey, what's going on with the Pole?!" The fat man's eyes were full of evil.

"Back then, hmm. In fact, now Xiao Jiji is also one of the three major exorcisms in the national service, and there is a girl who admires him very much. Chen Hao paused for a moment and twitched the corner of his mouth: "Especially after this thing beat me to three-to-zero." ”

"Wow. So fierce. The fat man was amazed.

"Yes, let's not talk about him fiercely, the focus is on the girl; This girl, you can't just ask if you want to make an appointment. If you want to be subtle, invite Xiao Jiji to watch a movie. ”

"I've got my pants off, that's what you're going to say?" Domineering cut off.

Watching a movie though it's a bit small**. However, it depends on the follow-up development, and it is not particularly rare for ordinary friends of the opposite sex to watch movies together; Chen Hao said before that something seemed to have happened tacitly, but watching movies together obviously couldn't meet the domineering expectations.

"Interrupting nonsense before you finish listening, no wonder you're a single dog." Chen Hao took out Dieniang's usual contemptuous way: "My sister has bought all the tickets, and it is a movie that will start at 9 o'clock in the evening." ”

After looking at a few people with puzzled expressions, Chen Hao continued: "You think, after watching the movie, it's almost close to 11 o'clock, right, you and your sister watching a movie together, can you let people go home by themselves?" What if there is some danger and the wealth is lost? ”

"I'm going to send it back." The fat man nodded.

"That's right, you can't just leave when you deliver it to your doorstep, right? The supermarkets are closed, and the girl can't even pour a glass of water, so he just makes his mouth dry and rushes back? Chen Hao snorted: "Sister doesn't take the initiative to buy water, can you think about bringing water in before watching the movie?" ”

"It seems...... Should...... It seems that I can't do it. "Domineering also agrees.

"Then I need to waste my saliva? Do you think there might be someone in your sister's house? Chen Hao made a distressed expression: "But! That night、Little pole this 2X、In the middle of the night, I played for several hours!! Can you imagine how I was feeling?! ”

"Ahem, cough, ahem......" Mo Ye squirted out all the coke that had not yet been swallowed.

"......" Xiao Jiji looks back on the past.

"Then what's the matter with this 'loving photo' of yours?" The domineering is obviously to retaliate against Chen Hao's 'single DOG' comment just now, and prevent Chen Hao from successfully changing the topic.

"This is just an ordinary group photo, don't love to take ......" Chen Hao corrected the facts first.

Godsister and godsister are two different things, being a sister and being a sister are two different things, falling in love with her and falling in love with her are two different things, not being good and not being good are two different things, don't interject and don't intervene are two different things...... So in order not to misunderstand, try not to say such ambiguous words.

praised the head of the person like Niu B, and if he didn't do well, he was flattened with a peach blossom on his face.

"As for this group photo, I know that it is P with my toes, okay, as an Internet girl in the 21st century, makeup is not as important as PS."

It is said that if you have a girlfriend, you have to take it to the swimming pool, not only to see the figure, but also to see if it will turn from a sable cicada to a mountain carving after removing makeup...... This is not an exaggeration.

Foundation, powder, eyeliner, mascara, eye shadow, eyebrow powder, eyebrow pencil, false eyelashes, blush, lipstick, lip gloss, lip liner, lip gloss, ...... As long as the facial features are not too distorted, this 'painted' face must look good.

But PS is even more bull X, not to mention a mountain carving, even a real eagle can be pinched into a beauty, see Sister Feng's PS contest for details.

A simple matter like a group photo is too low-tech.

"That's not a big loss, you have to get your book back." The fat man's eyes blinked.

In recent days, this girl has released several videos in a row, showing several 'love photos', and her popularity has increased rapidly, and the audience even really thinks that the girl is Chen Hao's girlfriend.

"Hmm, did I kill her or her?" (To be continued......)