Chapter 277: Young Master Huan's Sycophants Can't Be Shot!

The earliest images that appear are blue sky and white clouds on top and lush woods below.

Down, in the woods, a winding asphalt road.

The roar of a sports car was heard, and a red sports car rushed into a beautiful training base.

There was a screeching sound of tires and the grinding of the road, and the new Aston Martin successor stopped outside the training ground.

The whole scene is completed in three seconds, and the pace is fast.

Rhythmic music began to play.

Southampton goalkeeper Manuel Neuer stepped down to succeed Aston Martin.

The German goalkeeper wore a Southampton goalkeeper shirt from last season.

As soon as I got out of the car, a football flew from the opposite side, heading straight for the Aston Martin successor.

Neuer reacted suddenly, flying to make a save.

At the moment when the football was held by Neuer's hands, everyone saw that Neuer had suddenly changed from a tall and macho man to a lively and very cute little baby.

The two images before and after are completely different, and the contrast is full of joy.

Neuer stood up and watched in amazement as he turned into a baby.

Suddenly, a whistle is heard, and Alaba is waving at him for the ball, motioning for him to play along.

Neuer immediately kicked the ball to Alaba.

As soon as Alaba receives the ball, he suddenly becomes a dark-skinned baby.

This time, the audience can see it.

It turns out that this football has a kind of magic that can make everyone who comes into contact with it become a little cute baby.

A figure appeared next to him, it was Xavi, a Spanish international who had just joined? Martinez.

Alaba's laughter was deliberate behind him.

Harvey? Martinez had to brake sharply, turned, and crossed to Gary? Cahill.

Although there is only one contact with the ball, Xavi? Martinez also immediately turned into a mighty little baby, and even he himself was scared silly.

The Spanish baby even gestured to his muscular body on the spot, as if showing off his muscles.

The expression is very delicate, very cute, and very funny.

Cahill passed forward, to Tony? At the feet of Cross.

Drogba is in front, dancing to the rhythm and the melody of the music, towards Tony, who has turned into a baby after receiving the ball? Kroos hooked his fingers and motioned for him to pass the ball to him, but the German shook his head.

The Ivorians immediately assumed the posture of a macho man, threatening to beat him.

Tony? Kroos was scared and wanted to cry, but he deliberately passed a high ball in anger.

At this time, the baby's expression is very delicate, very realistic, and very joyful.

Drogba leaps high and heads back.

The moment his forehead touched the ball, he also became a child, and when he landed, there was a flip action of diving.

After landing, this guy also pretended to be a person's landing posture, a spoof.

After that, there was music and dance steps on the spot.

This little baby's demeanor and movements are exactly the same as Drogba's.

But compared before and after, the contrast is too great, and it can definitely make everyone laugh and pee!

The ball fell to Vidal and then to Hamel? Rodriguez, who then passes to Stroman.

The Dutchman then passed to Neymar.

After Neymar stopped the ball, he immediately turned into a skinny baby, but he exaggerated his step on a football that was almost up to his waist, and did a series of feints and dribbling skills that Neymar is good at.

It's unbelievable that a little cute baby is skillful in controlling the big leather ball and showing this dazzling series of juggling-like actions, which is amazing!

In the end, Neymar kicked the ball out.

Rushing to the front, Ibrahimovic faced the incoming ball, learned Zidane's posture, and it was directly a flying immortal!

When his foot touches the ball, he also becomes a cute baby.

The special effects are quite realistic.

The soccer ball suddenly rushed straight into the picture.

It was as if it had hit the screen, exploded into pieces, and a propaganda slogan appeared.

"Friends, do you want to have fun together?"

"July 30th! See you or leave you! ”

"I'll wait for you!"

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"Oh my God, it's so funny!"

Prince William woke up early in the morning, opened the WeChat of his mobile phone, and received a message from Yang Huan's WeChat.

He has always paid attention to Yang Huan's WeChat.

As soon as I went in, I saw this video on Youtu Turtle, and he laughed when he saw it.

The whole video is no more, no less than 90 seconds, and the process is tight and fast-paced, but very interesting.

Especially those little babies, some are cute, some are cute, some are mighty, some are dancing, and some are jumping around.

Yellow-skinned, white-skinned, dark-skinned, mixed-race skin, babies of all skin tones.

This made Prince William very happy to watch.

"Look at you, why are you smiling like this?" Princess Kate walked over.

Leaning over and looking down, I saw the picture in my phone.

"Yang Huan's new promotional advertisement is very interesting!"

With that, Prince William immediately clicked play again.

Princess Kate is a woman, and when she saw those cute babies, she was immediately amazed from the bottom of her heart.

"Oh, Maga, is this true?"

It's so realistic, it's so lifelike!

But as soon as this question was asked, she immediately realized that something was wrong.

How can a baby possibly kick a ball?

Look at the one Neymar has become, the ball is almost on his waist, how to kick it?

"I guess it's made of special effects, the effect is too good!" Prince William laughed.

You know, they watched it in HD, and the effect was still so realistic.

"Oh my God, how did he come up with this idea?" After reading it, Princess Kate was amazed.

This ad is so powerful!

Especially that group of cute babies, it's a big killer for women!

"There are a lot of people who use babies as the protagonists of advertising, such as Evian in France, which used rollerblading babies to advertise, but the effect is not as realistic as Southampton this time, and the baby is not so cute and cute."

Princess Kate clicked again and looked again, and the whole person only saw the mobile phone screen in front of her.

These babies are so cute!

After watching it again, she still thought it was funny and funny.

So he smiled and directly used Prince William's mobile phone, transferred this WeChat, and went directly to the circle of friends.

"What a cute baby, Master Huan, when will you recruit members?"

Soon, Yang Huan replied below.

"July 30, the specific time, will be notified separately!"

Princess Kate and Prince William glanced at each other, and they both smiled helplessly and bitterly.

The whole world is looking at you and you can't recruit so many people at all, so instead of being active, you are also playing mysterious?

"Can I book in advance?" Princess Kate replied below.

"No, limited to 1,000, first come, first served, subject to the payment time!"

These WeChat messages quickly spread and immediately caused huge controversy on the Internet and in social circles.

"Wow, Southampton is good enough, even Prince William and Princess Kate have to compete to join the club, it's ruthless enough!"

"Who's to say it isn't? People are forced to be high, and they don't take the prince and princess in their eyes at all! ”

"I think Southampton's approach is to treat everyone equally, as long as you can afford to pay for it, no matter who you are, even if you are a prince and princess, you have to compete, it's fair!"

"Why else would I always say that Southampton is different!"

"It's so powerful, if I have 100,000 pounds, I'll rush to join!"

"Upstairs, don't blow it, can you have a hundred thousand pounds?"

"The threshold of Southampton is high, and those of us who are not qualified can only watch the excitement outside!"

It was at this time that Southampton's official account did another campaign.

This time, the event was to launch a mobile app, which is simple, small, and free to download.

The app's facial recognition technology turns the face of a mobile phone user into a cute baby.

You can even distinguish different expressions and different cute postures.

At the same time, Southampton officials have also started to do activities to select the cutest adult baby!

At this moment, the enthusiasm of the entire Internet netizens was detonated.

"Wow, it's so fun, everyone go download it and try it!"

There is a user who posted a baby photo of himself in the circle of friends, which is so cute!

"Is this your son? It's so cute, how old are you? Who the is the child? A friend immediately asked.

", this is me!"

"You? How is that possible? ”

"Wow Ka Ka, I took it with a cute baby camera, you can try it too!"

As he spoke, a link was turned.

The same thing was born in Europe, North America, South America, Asia, Africa......

In less than a few days, this cute baby camera has attracted a wave of photo craze among netizens, which directly made the cute baby camera a place on the free app download list of Apple's official store, and it has become popular in the field of mobile phones.

A week later, Southampton officially announced that after the selection of hundreds of thousands of WeChat netizens, the cutest adult baby came from an eighty-year-old British lady.

The reason why she won the award was not only because of her age, but also because she did her best to sell cuteness in the adult baby photo, which made everyone who saw this photo laugh non-stop.

Even because of her award, it also led to a trend of elderly people posting adult baby photos, attracting more than 10,000 elderly people to take cute photos.

Newspapers, television stations, and major radio stations have also reported on this anecdote.

There are also a lot of natural references to Southampton's membership program.

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Sun Yue looked at the group of subordinates in front of him dumbfounded, he suspected that he had heard it wrong!

"You ...... I didn't hear what I just said, say it again! ”

These employees in the marketing department, you look at me, I look at you, they are all thinking about the meaning of the boss.

Finally, one of the longhairs spoke.

"Director, we just said, actually, we didn't do anything!"

Sun Yue tilted his head, still feeling that he had heard it wrong.

"You, say it again!"

The long hair looked around again, and it was strange, and he said it a third time!

"Director, we really didn't do anything!"

At this time, several other employees also responded.

"Yes, Director, we really didn't do it!"

"Not really, we didn't do anything!"

"I didn't do it, I really didn't!"

The more Sun Yue listened, the more he slapped the desk hard, scaring the group of people into silence.

"You say, you didn't do anything?"

The group on the other side nodded in unison.

"The promotional video on the excellent turtle, the click rate exceeded 10 million within a week, who did it?"

"Also, the first place in the list of free apps for cute baby cameras, who did it?

"Those old men take cute photos, men and women take photos of couples and babies, and even those fathers and mothers take cute baby photos with their children together to sell cute babies compared to their young, who did it?"

When Sun Yue asked, the group of guys on the other side were all divided.

In the end, it was the long-haired one who stepped forward.

"Director, we didn't do any of this, we just followed your instructions, put things on the Internet at the right time, who knows, the fuck doesn't know what's going on, it's inexplicably popular!"

Sun Yue was not happy when he heard it.

"What do you mean to be on fire for no reason?"

The long-haired glanced at Sun Yue timidly, and then said: "Actually, we have also analyzed, in the final analysis, where is the reputation of Young Master Huan, the one-word horse advertisement he shot before the old man has more than 100 million clicks, which is the most watched online advertisement in history, and has set a Guinness World Record!" ”

"Coupled with those mVs of Uncle Bird and Miss Yun'er, as soon as netizens heard that it was taken by Young Master Huan, they immediately rushed over to watch it, and the result was ......"

Sun Yue pondered, and it seemed that he really didn't do anything.

"What about the app?"

"Director, that app was made by someone from WeChat, saying that it was according to Young Master Huan's orders, just to win the joy of netizens, who knew it would be so popular?"

"In the final analysis, there is still a childlike heart hidden in everyone's heart!"

Sun Yue frowned, "Which celebrity seems to have said this?" ”

"Forget it, no matter!" Sun Yue scratched his head with some distress.

That look, I can't wait to grab all my heads off.

"I'll ask you now, Young Master Huan just called me and asked me, what is the whole publicity plan? Why is the scene so big? How do I say it? ”

When Changmao and everyone heard this, they were all surprised.

What's so bad about that.

"Director, can you just tell the truth?"

Sun Yue immediately jumped up and slapped him directly.

The long hair dodged quickly and didn't fan.

"Do I want you to teach? Don't I fucking know? ”

"The question is, if I sue him, Young Master Huan, we didn't do anything, it's because your old man is influential enough, and netizens give you face, do you think Young Master Huan will believe it?"

Without waiting for his subordinates to answer, Sun Yue gave the answer himself.

"If you don't believe it, he'll think I'm slapping him!"

Everyone looked strange.

If you slap the horse, you will slap the horse!

Up and down the company, who doesn't know that in addition to marketing and advertising, what you Director Sun is best at is sycophancy?

Only Sun Yue knows that he is suffering.

This young master Huan's sycophant can't be shot!

What is the fate of slapping Young Master Huan's ass?

Break your neck, kick your little balls, and throw them to the gay bar to pick up the soap!

Can such a sycophant be shot?

I'm bitter now, I'm obviously not a sycophant, and I'm also being treated as a sycophant!

I think my Sun Yue has been patting Young Master Huan's sycophants for more than a year, and it is rare to want to tell the truth, but the result is ......

In this world, how can an honest person like me live?

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