Chapter 154: This Is Brother
Hao Shuang and Xiaobai are like long-lost couples, except for not hugging each other and kissing each other, they feel like they are about to blind their eyes. Qianye let out a long sigh of relief, a little unable to suppress the agitation in his heart, not knowing what to say.
After the two hugged each other, they both stared at Qianye with a wicked smile on their faces, and asked, "May I ask what the limerick just now described?" Guess what's eaten! ”
Qianye was very helpless, and said: "You two have played this stalk at least for several years and hundreds of times, and there is really nothing new, isn't it just baked sweet potatoes, please come to it next time It's difficult." ”
"Every time you say that, don't you answer obediently? It's called an incision, understand? It's like the black words of the Northeast Beard, something that verifies identity. Xiaobai's face was taken for granted.
Laughed and laughed: "Isn't it enough to just brush your face?" Your face is recognizable enough! White short! ”
Xiaobai said angrily: "Sister Nao, I've been talking about it for many years, my name is Bai Duanxi, please can you say it right even if it's my full name once." You haven't given a good face since I appeared, can you laugh? ”
"Sister is not Mona Lisa, you don't have to smile at everyone." Laughing snorted.
Xiao Bai's eyes rolled, and he said flatteringly: "Sister Nao, it seems that your breasts are big now, I haven't seen you for a long time, and it seems that you have risen another cup!" ”
"You think so too?" Hao Shuang was very moved to find a bosom friend, "I'll just say, I secretly compared it with Qianye last time, do you believe it?" ”
When Xiaobai just said that the noisy cup was upgraded, Qianye had already felt the anger that was slowly accumulating in the trouble, and when he heard Hao Shuang add that he was so immortal, Qianye seemed to feel that the volcano was about to erupt, and was about to sit back and wait to see a good show, Hao Shuang's next words almost made Qianye spurt out a mouthful of old blood!
You two second goods, have you shifted the target of the fire like this? And Hao Shuang, when did your sister compare and match?
Xiaobai and Hao Shuang succeeded in their treacherous plan and laughed evilly, waiting to see a good show, but suddenly found that the trouble did not use a fatal flirtatious foot against Qianye, but instead set their eyes on the two who were gloating.
Xiaobai and Hao Shuang wailed in their hearts almost at the same time: This is not scientific!
Thanks to Xiaobai's reaction fast enough, he immediately said: "Of course, our troublesome sister is becoming more and more manly now, it's just domineering!" ”
As a result, an impending storm gradually disappeared invisibly. But what made the two of them shudder a little was that they were making trouble, and suddenly smiled, and said very charmingly; "I used to think that one sandbag was almost meaningful, but now there are two, and it seems that I won't be lonely in the future."
After speaking, he gritted his teeth and sneered, his fingers crossed, and the joints made a crackling sound that made the hairs stand on end.
Xiaobai and Hao Shuang immediately laughed more ugly than crying, they preferred to be hit by one person on the spot, at least in this way, they could have a peaceful dinner at night.
The little farce that the three of them have not seen for a long time ended under the appearance of a thousand nights, and they reunited after a long absence, and reminiscing is indispensable.
Qianye first introduced Xiaobai to Wen Guangyuan and Yin Xuan, a veteran player who had just appeared in a very "stupid" way, Wen Guangyuan and Yin Xuan were already a little accustomed to these strange veteran players of Qianye, and there were "pearls" like Hao Shuang in front of them, and the two of them were already strange.
Brother Biao was already waiting not far away, smiling like a Maitreya Buddha to greet the five members of the Longteng team who had returned from the great victory, without mentioning the battle between him and Hu Jun a moment ago. After learning that the veteran team member of Qianye had returned, Brother Biao smiled even more.
Qianye has never let him have any disappointment, and the players brought by Qianye, regardless of their extremely strong personality, their personal strength is impeccable. The barbecue brother Hao Shuang is like this, and so is the domineering female man, and this angry little white is probably not much worse.
During this period, Xiaobai briefly recounted his experience after leaving the team.
After the disbandment of the team that time, the results were not good, Xiaobai was even more unwilling to study, he knew that there was no hope of studying for the examination, he resolutely dropped out, because he had no long skills, he first went to a construction site in Jinan to move bricks as a small worker, and then he couldn't bear to do the errand of doing manual work every day. After eating steamed buns for more than 20 days, he got a job as a cashier in a supermarket, and then went to work as a porter in a warehouse, so much so that he worked as a courier, a restaurant cook, a second-hand real estate agent, and most recently, an insurance seller.
Xiaobai can be said to have a lot of experience, but he doesn't work for a long time, let alone earn any money, he is struggling all day long, and he can't live a difficult life, so he goes to the Internet café to load vegetables and force solo to earn living expenses. On the other hand, the reason why life is so bad is because as long as Xiaobai pays his salary, the first thing must be to go to the Internet café to rush to the membership, and the points on the RANK have hardly fallen, and the technology is still there, and he has been hovering between drill one and drill two in the first district.
But there is one thing that Xiaobai thinks is still worth recalling, and it is also worth boasting and being complacent in front of Hao Shuang, that is, he is finally not an innocent little virgin, and decisively dedicated his first time to a young and ignorant girl who was still studying secondary school at the time.
Although in the end, because of his sister-in-law's split, he got together with the young manager of the supermarket where he once worked, even if he and the young supermarket manager had been a heartfelt "brother" for a while, but this tragic incident of "brother's wife, being ridden", Xiaobai concealed it, he was not so stupid, if he said it, wouldn't he be laughed at by Hao Shuang for a lifetime? Then he was taken to the red light district by Hao Shuang, Hao Shuang reluctantly cut the meat to pay, and asked him to vent his anger after being cuckolded on the body of a woman who had lost his footing.
If Qianye knew, maybe he would give him a "mental loss fee", and then introduce him to a girl with a good character, as for making trouble, there is a good chance that he will go to doxx his "ex-girlfriend", maybe he will call in person, and play the ability to scold people without dirty words, but they can scold people and cry.
Even now, Xiaobai is not willing to delete the phone number of his "ex-girlfriend".
This is a brother!
Xiaobai suddenly wanted to cry, he accidentally provoked a few gangsters in a strange city, and when he couldn't get up after being beaten, he didn't have the feeling that his nose was sour all the time now.
He suddenly wanted to hug his brothers, but Qianye looked like I didn't do anything, Hao Shuang looked disgusted, and he didn't know where to take out a fruit knife, and suddenly felt so hurt Xiaobai had no choice but to hug a pillar and a handful of snot and tears.
It's just that soon Xiaobai was blinded by a beautiful scenery in front of him.
"Cool, my crotch is very melancholy!" Xiaobai said.
There are five girls with different temperaments and appearances, and they take one out alone, all of which are the best with a high return rate, the key is that there is also a pair of twins, hot pants, long legs, white T-shirts, long hair and big breasts, rare in the world, and the heavens are intolerable!
"You don't mean to say that if you sleep on your stomach, you will do the earth, and if you lie down, you will do the whole universe? And then I can't bear to see a beautiful girl, because I can't control it? Hao Shuang asked with a strange expression.
"You still know me!" Xiao Bai stared at the five members of the Sister Flower Team who were gradually approaching, and nodded with great certainty.