614. The skin is thick and resistant to splitting
Speaking of this, Yu Lexin sighed, "You must know that I don't know what men usually do, because I haven't had a boyfriend yet, so since I can't answer it, I just say that I don't have it, so why don't let them think that they are an old woman, anyway, they know their own things." ”
"Or is that my fault?" After hearing this, Li Peng said, "I'm doing this for your own good, I can't always make myself so mature, right?" And it's the kind that is ripe, after all, you're only in your 20s now, it's time to find one, not to mention that after you restore your original appearance, you will increase the traffic of our store in disguise, who doesn't want to watch beautiful women eat while eating. ”
"But aren't you hurting me by doing this?" Yu Lexin was slightly angry.
"Huh?" Li Peng was stunned for a moment, "How do you say this?" ”
"What if those customers keep asking me for their contact information? If I did, it would get me a lot of trouble, and I didn't want to answer the phone every day. And if they don't give, what if those people don't come? Or do you often come to make trouble? Yu Lexin said what she thought.
After hearing her words, Li Peng laughed, "You're worried about this, I thought it was something." ”
"What? Isn't this something to worry about? Yu Lexin asked rhetorically.
Li Peng nodded, "You don't need to think about these things at all, if this kind of thing really happens, you will clearly refuse the other party, he will come if he likes it, and he will not come to pull him down, anyway, this store is open to welcome customers, and he is not just scouting him, and if he comes to make trouble, you can tell me." I promise I'll settle it for you. Won't cause you any trouble. Anyway, I'm often at home, and the slowest speed to drive here is only 5 minutes, and if you can get there in 2 minutes faster, I'm sure you can still delay them in 2 minutes. ”
At this time, the fat man also nodded, and now this is the time when he should show his manly side.
"That's right, if you don't want to call Li Peng when you're in trouble, you can call me, and I promise to rush over at superhuman speed." The fat man patted his fat chest and said.
"Just you?" Yu Lexin scanned the fat man's figure. "Are you talking about the skinny version of Superman or the fat version?"
"Of course it's a skinny version." The fat man said.
At this time, not only Li Peng laughed after hearing this, but even Yu Lexin did the same, she pursed her lips and smiled, and said, "Then can you show me a demonstration now?" If you can really fly out of the door in an instant, you can let me do anything. ”
"Really?" The fat man said excitedly, he simply ignored the previous conditions, because he had forgotten to think when he heard Yu Lexin say "you can do anything".
Yu Lexin nodded heavily, "Of course, although I am a woman, I am also the kind of person who says and does." As long as you can do it. ”
The fat man was ready to start acting after listening, but when he stood up, he suddenly realized that something was wrong. Because he can't fly.
After thinking of this, he looked down at Li Peng, ready to ask him to give him an idea.
But Li Peng is just an ordinary person, and he can't fly just when he says fly, and even if he can fly, he can't take the fat man's physique, just like a man can easily carry a 100-pound woman from the first floor to the fifth floor, but he can't carry a bag of 100-pound rice, not to mention that the fat man's physique is as heavy as two bags of rice, and it's still a little less value.
Therefore, Li Peng directly ignored the fat man's call for help, which he found himself, and did not want to pull himself as a backrest, only to see that he twisted his head to the other side and did not look at him.
Now the fat man was helpless, and after thinking about it and not being able to find a way to fly out, he had to discuss with Yu Lexin to prepare to lower the requirements.
"How about we make it a little more difficult? I can't really do it if I want to fly. The fat man said cheekily.
Yu Lexin was amused when he heard his begging, and he boasted that he could fly in Haikou, but he asked him to lower his requirements in practice, where is there such a person?
But she still nodded very generously and asked, "What kind of difficulty are you going to reduce to?" ”
The fat man had already thought about it before, and immediately said after hearing the other party's permission: "That's the case, I can't fly in the sky, but I can still do it on the ground." ”
"On the ground?" This made Yu Lexin a little confused, "How to fly on the ground?" ”
Just as the fat man wanted to explain, Li Peng stopped, "Okay, don't show off here, we have a little dignity, don't we?" If you want to fly home and fly by yourself, no one can stop you, and I can't see it, don't you know what it means to be out of sight? ”
The fat man wanted to make his own good moves before, but after hearing Li Peng's words, he immediately wilted, although the relationship between the two has been as good as a person, but some things are still Li Peng's words, because Li Peng's intelligence is the best in their team, so he does all the things that make suggestions, not to mention that he is also thinking about himself.
"You see, it's not that I don't do it, it's that someone doesn't let me do it." The fat man sat down immediately after Li Peng finished speaking, and then said to Yu Lexin: "He is the boss in us, and everyone has to listen to him, so there is no way to show you today, but you still have to believe that I can do it." ”
Li Peng didn't care whether he put the blame on himself or not, because it was not the first time he had done this, and he didn't bother to explain it, and he couldn't count the number of times he had explained before, but no one could listen to him, so he simply acquiesced when he encountered this situation in the future.
Yu Lexin was still very curious about what the fat man was going to do, but after being interrupted by Li Peng, the other party didn't do it, which made her curiosity reach the highest point.
"Brother Li, what method does the fat man want to use? What does it mean to fly on the ground? How come I didn't know I had this skill? Yu Lexin asked.
"Don't listen to him scare, if you fly on the ground, just get out." Li Peng explained weakly.
"Get out?" Yu Lexin didn't expect him to use this method, so he immediately laughed, "So that's the case, no wonder it's flying on the ground, your physical speed is indeed faster than running." ”
And the fat man didn't care that he was ridiculed, but he was still honored, because he was also a unique skill, and no one could learn it.
After the three of them chatted for a while, Li Peng suddenly thought of a question, and then looked at Yu Lexin and asked, "By the way, why do you suddenly want to call me Brother Li?" Why haven't I seen you call before? ”
Yu Lexin was originally very happy because of the fat man's matter, but when she heard Li Peng ask this, she became embarrassed, "After Sister Lin brought me over yesterday, I felt that I was a little restrained with you, so I didn't have to do this, she said that you are very approachable, so I decided to call you Brother Li after thinking about it." At this point, she looked directly at Li Peng and asked in a voice that really wanted to be recognized, "Don't you agree with me using this title?" ”
"Of course not," Li Peng shook his head, "It's just that I'm not used to it, so I asked." ”
"It's okay if you're not used to it, just listen to it and get used to it." Yu Lexin immediately became happy when he heard that he did not refuse his title, "By the way, Brother Li, how do you think I should answer the waitresses who sent me messages?" After all, we all work together, and I'm embarrassed to say something too much, what if I make the meeting embarrassing? ”
What she said is also true, if it is said that the embarrassment of meeting is not good, it will make the other party leave, although it is okay to find a new one at that time, but if it spreads, it will not be good for her reputation, in case she is said that she is not good to contact, and then she is proud and arrogant to guide her in the future, it will be difficult for her to even be friends with those female colleagues, so this is a very strict thing.
"What's so hard about that?" Li Peng looked at her and said, "Just find one." ”
"Looking?" Yu Lexin smiled bitterly, "It's easier said than done, you can't fall from the sky and a boyfriend appears in front of me, right?" So it's not realistic at all, and they don't believe it, they must think that they are trying to reject their offer. ”
After she said this, Li Peng knew that the opportunity was coming, so he pointed back and forth in front of himself and the fat man, and said: "Isn't there a ready-made person here, what do you think of the two of us?" ”
"You two?" Yu Lexin was stunned for a moment, "Have you decided to do it?" ”
When she finished speaking, Li Peng was happy, and said with a smile: "Ouch, I forgot about it, I am a family person, so I can only remove it, then only the fat man is left, he is actually quite good, except for the body is a little disabled, I mean the body type Oh don't get me wrong, other places are very good, especially he is very good to people." ”
"Well, I'm just too fat and everything else is fine, and there are many people who can prove it!" The fat man kept nodding his head and said.
After hearing Li Peng and the fat man's words, Yu Lexin finally understood what was going on, and then glanced back and forth between the two, and said: "I said that Brother Li will come today, and bring someone with you, it turns out that you are here to be a matchmaker?" Why don't you say you have so much money to do such a thing? Do you have a sense of public morality? ”
"Why don't I have a sense of morality?" Li Peng was stunned for a moment, "I don't mean anything else, I just want to show off the fat man in front of him, so that he can see how my brother's career is developing, I swear to the sky that I promise that I have no other meaning than this, otherwise the sky will thunder!" As he spoke, Li Peng raised his right hand high, but after he finished speaking, he secretly said in his heart, "Those gods in the sky, don't take what I say seriously, I am thinking about the happiness of the masses, if you think that I am doing things wrong, just split this fat man next to me, he has thick skin and is resistant to splitting!" (To be continued......)