"Welcome to BBnetbsp;" In recent days, the whole world has been in full swing playing a new game called jerking off from a startup in Southampton. ”

"When it comes to this new game, the graphics are very ordinary, even rough, and some people even say that it is a certain otaku who tosses things in front of the computer to entertain himself while eating instant noodles, but unexpectedly, it has caused a frenzy on the Internet."

"On the day of the launch of the game, Google officially said that the term jerking off became the keyword with the highest search volume that day, and in the following days, this keyword was still the most popular search term, and it can almost be said that the whole country jerking off."

"Let's take a look at the news from Manchester."

The scene cuts to Manchester's southbound high road.

"In the afternoon, the Manchester High Highway Patrol had a very strange traffic violation incident, a truck driver illegally stopped on the high highway, and when our patrol officer appeared and went forward to investigate, he was playing mobile games and jerking off in the cab with his legs crossed."

"When our patrol asked him to show his ID immediately and accept the punishment, the driver did not cooperate immediately, but begged our patrol officer bitterly, please, please, wait until I finish this game first, okay?"

"Later, according to our patrol police, it turned out that the driver was obsessed with the handjob game that had just been launched for a few days, and he must compete for the first place in the rankings.

When he said this, the news anchor of BBc TV happily teased.

"Maybe Arsenal should invite this truck driver to replace Arsene Wenger, I believe that his enthusiasm for winning the first place can lead Arsenal out of the predicament of not winning a title for many years!"

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"U.S. Net Midday News."

"At four o'clock this morning, a hospital in New York, USA, received a 20-year-old patient in the emergency department, who now has cramps in the fingers of his right hand, cannot move, and is swollen, and the doctor has determined that he has mild tenosynovitis."

"According to the interview conducted by our reporter at the hospital afterwards, the patient was lying on the hospital bed playing a mobile game."

He admitted to reporters that he was concerned about the results on the WeChat friend rankings, so he stayed up all night playing a WeChat game called jerking off on his mobile phone, and as a result, his right hand cramped.

"He eventually managed to get the first place in the friends list for himself, but he paid the price of hospitalization."

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"Fuji Shimbun report."

"Today, Mr. Yamamoto, who lives in Tokyo, decided to sue WeChat Japan because he lost his 62-year-old father to a new game called jerking off the rails of WeChat."

As soon as the screen turned, an interviewer with a mosaic appeared.

"My father is sixty-two years old, his health has never been very good, retired at home, and he usually exercises when he has nothing to do."

"However, since he became obsessed with WeChat, he has been indulging in chatting with WeChat friends all day long, and his phone bill and traffic have increased dramatically every month, especially in recent days, WeChat has launched a new game called jerking off."

"In order to compete for the ranking in the game, my father played games day and night, didn't go to the hospital when he had a cold, and his condition worsened, and even when he fell ill in the hospital bed, he always couldn't help but take out his mobile phone to play games."

"If there was no WeChat, if there was no handjob, I believe my father would not have died!"

"So, I'm going to sue them!"

The screen cuts back to the live broadcast room.

"There is no latest result of this accusation, and WeChat Japan has refused to respond to it!"

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"Recently, WeChat, a well-known Internet company, launched a small game called jerking off."

"Not long after it was launched, it immediately swept the entire mobile phone network, and became a must-have game for almost all mobile Internet users, with users ranging from children of a few years old to tens of years old, and the game ranking has become a hot topic for everyone after dinner."

"Even according to the reporter's investigation, in the City of London, which is known as a place where the gold-collar class gathers, there are still a lot of users playing the game of jerking off, so what is the charming magic of it?"

"We interviewed random people on the streets.

A white-collar gentleman in a suit and leather shoes appears in the picture.

"Hello, excuse me, have you ever played jerking off?"

"Played."

"Is it fun?"

"It's okay, a lot of people play."

"Would you want to chase the rankings?"

"Definitely, otherwise it would be shameless."

"Can you tell us what appeals to you most about this game?"

"Of course, first I think it's fun, it's simple, and it doesn't need to be downloaded and installed, and it's fun, and the real-time ranking is very good, which can help us interact with friends, I think it's good."

"Thank you!"

The screen switched, and an oL beauty appeared.

"Hello, excuse me, have you ever played jerking off?"

"I've played, it's a fun game, and those who haven't played it are all Ultra!"

"Do many of your friends play around you?"

"It's all playing, many people who used to only play Facebook are now using WeChat, just to play jerking off."

"What do you think appeals to you most about this game?"

"Well, I think it's very simple, easy to operate, kill time!"

"Okay, thank you!"

The screen switches again, and a child appears.

"Hello, kid, have you ever taken a plane?"

"I've beaten it."

"Do you like to play?"

"Of course, everyone in my class jerks off, but I can't play well."

"Why?"

"Well, I have too much homework and don't have time to practice."

"Oh, well, thank you, little friend."

"You're welcome, goodbye, Auntie!"

"Goodbye!"

The screen switches again, this time it is a pale old man.

"Hello, old man, do you know how to jerk off?"

"Jerk off?" The old man's face flushed, and he was a little ashamed, "When I was young and strong, I basically fought every day, and I felt uncomfortable if I didn't fight for a day, but now that I'm old, I can't do it, so I occasionally hit a dozen." ”

The female reporter was obviously dumbfounded, "Uh, grandpa, I'm not talking about masturbation, but about jerking off in WeChat games." ”

"Oh, you say games, and you play too."

"Is it fun?"

"It's fun, I used to like to fight that kind of plane, but now that I'm old, I change to this kind of plane, I think it's fun." The old man laughed.

The female reporter was a bit devastated.

This old man's hobby is really special.

Two kinds of handjob, is it the same?

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London, England, Headquarters of Independent Newspapers.

"Jerking, jerking, fucking jerking!"

Anyone who walks into the football office will immediately hear the shouts.

This is football reporter Glenn? Moore is locking himself in his office, scolding his mother with a big thunder.

In less than a week, jerking off has taken almost the entire smartphone world by storm.

From Apple's iOS platform to Google's Android platform, as long as there are users who have WeChat installed, almost all of them will play the game of jerking, which makes jerking off in just one week, popular and sweeping the world.

Can you jerk off hotter, Glenn? The more irritable Moore became.

Because he lost!

He would never have thought that there was no need to wait for two months at all, and less than two weeks had passed since the gambling contract, Yang Huan had made a popular game with ironclad facts.

What's more, behind the popularity of this game is a heroic declaration of WeChat.

It is said that WeChat has begun to consider opening up the game center to third-party developers.

It has exceeded 300 million users, which is an irresistible temptation for any game developer.

Glenn? Moore was really surprised, he never thought that Yang Huan would be able to find a way out of the predicament so quickly, and with the popularity of jerking, the WeChat Game Center is bound to launch some new games on 6.

When the time comes, who will believe that WeChat has begun to decline?

Now that the whole Internet is hype, Yang Huan launched a handjob in three days, who would believe that he and his team have run out of talents?

WeChat's entire market capitalization assessment has seen a strong rebound, and even higher valuations than before, reaching a new peak, as everyone believes that now is the time for WeChat to burst into power.

When Glenn? Moore was still pacing back and forth in his office when his cell phone rang.

The caller was the editor-in-chief of a game website who was also involved in a gambling contract with Yang Huan.

"Glenn, what should we do now?" The other party is also completely out of idea now.

Jerking off is so popular, it's almost a national game, and the momentum is invincible.

Glenn? Moore himself was anxious, but in front of outsiders, he had to stand as an independent football reporter.

"What to do?"

"Now everyone knows that jerking off is popular, making a game in three days, not to mention the number of downloads has exceeded five million, I'm afraid that the simultaneous online players have already passed eight figures, and we have already lost!" The other party was almost roaring.

So many reporters, more than a dozen newspapers joined forces, and they lost to a Chinese.

Shame on you!

Glenn? Moore's eyelids twitched, "So what?" ”

"We have to think of a countermeasure, do we really apologize to him?"

Glenn? Moore's eyes flashed with a hint of fierceness, "Apologies? He should apologize for losing, but we won't make him feel good until he apologizes. ”

"What do you want to do?"

Glenn? Moore smiled coldly, "Haven't there been a lot of news about excessive gaming lately?" ”

"That's right."

"That's okay, let's use these news to launch a campaign to boycott WeChat, put pressure on them, force Yang Huan to give in, and it's best for both sides to put this matter to rest." Glenn? Moore was also ruthless.

Getting him to apologize was as hard as asking him to kneel down and admit his mistake.

How could he possibly accept it?

Not to mention apologizing like a Chinese he has always looked down upon!

In Chinese parlance, this move is called encircling Wei to save Zhao.

The other party was obviously also Glenn? Moore's thought was taken aback, "Really...... Do you really want to do that? ”

"What? Are you afraid? "Glenn? Moore's tone was cold, "It doesn't matter if you're afraid, you go directly to him and apologize." ”

"It can't be!" The other party was also annoyed.

How is it possible to publish an apology?

"Then do as I say, let's unite those peers first, count the crimes of WeChat, try to make a big noise, arouse some public anger, and it is best to drive them all out of the UK!"

Although I think this is a bit outrageous, in the end, I am used to being reckless.

"Okay, then let's contact everyone separately, act together, and kill him!"

"Okay!" Glenn? Moore immediately agreed.

After hanging up the phone, Glenn? A raging rage burned in Moore's chest.

"Hmph, Yang Huan, this time I must let you know that we are not easy to mess with!"

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