Chapter 554: Otaku Essential Artifact - [Slow Broadcast] "Forehead ......"

When I drank a whole glass of milk, I suddenly had the sweet smell of milk in my stomach, and I couldn't help but burp comfortably!

This kind of stomach is warm, comfortable and comfortable, sure enough, there is a girl at home to help take care of her own life, this life is really good, of course, if this girl's violent tendency is not so serious, it will be better!

"It's all drunk, it's so fast, okay, let's go to bed, it's late, it's almost eleven o'clock!" The laughing girl took the glass in my hand, looked up at the time in the living room, and said to me!

"Hmm!" I nodded and smiled at the laughing girl!

Seeing this, the laughing girl turned around and took the glass into the kitchen, and after thinking about it, I still couldn't sleep, so I simply sat on the sofa and watched the TV series!

Well, on TV, Pumpkin TV is rebroadcasting a classic work from more than a century ago - [Brother Pig]!

The story is about a little Zhengtai who picked up a pig, and then went to return the pig to lead to a series of joke-filled stories, it is said that it has been repeated more than a thousand times, and it has been broadcast a thousand times in a hundred years, well, at least ten times a year, can't stand the bird, can't stand the bird!

The laughing girl came out of the kitchen, saw me watching TV, thought about it, and came over to watch it together, after all, this kind of TV series that has no nutrition and can pass the time is the most popular among these little white audiences!

"Don't you sleep???" Seeing that the laughing girl also sat next to me, and watched the TV series with me, I couldn't help but say something cheap!

"You don't sleep yourself, so you're embarrassed to let me sleep!" The laughing girl complained without hesitation!

"Okay......" Hearing the laughing girl say this, I suddenly had to stop talking, how dare I talk nonsense!

Accompanied by the laughing girl, I watched a few episodes of [Brother Returning the Pig] episode after episode.,Of course,It's fast-forwarded.,Otherwise, I won't have to be depressed.,But even if it's fast-forwarded.,But the laughing girl still watches it with relish.,Well,The life of a pure girl is very simple!

But I'm a little unbearable.,Although the plot of this [Brother Pig] is not bad.,But I've watched it myself several times before and after.,I'm familiar with the plot and I'm about to be able to memorize it.,This kind of film really can't arouse my interest!

"Hey......" I looked at the [Brother Returning Pig] playing on TV, and couldn't help but exhale helplessly!

'What's wrong???' Seeing that I was exhaling, the laughing girl couldn't help but ask suspiciously! "It's okay, I can't stand it, it's too bloody!" I looked at the characters in the two [Brother Returning Pigs] on TV who were crazy about saying bloody lines like sheep, and complained weakly!

Well, as for what was said, I sent it out and you will see it!

[Ziwei: Erkang, I really like it, I like you so much.

Erkang: Ziwei, I like you so much, I like you so much. (Well, I really don't know if Poor Shake Grandma wrote such bloody lines in order to make up the number of words, if so, it is really a model of my generation of code word coolies!) "Hehe, it's bloody enough, but it's reluctant, and now many people are busy playing that [Tianzhu], and no one is making TV series, so just take a look at these antique films!" "Hearing me say this, the laughing girl shook her head helplessly and said with a wry smile, although this girl has watched it with relish, but even if it is a good film, she will almost be aesthetically tired after watching it too much, not to mention that the laughing girl should have watched it several times, it's not the same dog blood, it's just a pastime when you're bored, it's not bad, and I don't really like to watch it!" Well, [Tianzhu] is too popular, it is said that on the day Tianzhu opened the service, there were no cars on the road, and I don't know if it was real or fake! I nodded and agreed, I saw the news of the empty alley on the day Tianzhu opened the service, but I didn't know whether it was true or not, so I was telling it as a strange story!

I never thought that after listening to my words, the laughing girl nodded and said: "It's true, I went to work that day, I couldn't stop the car, and I took the bus back later, and when I finally entered the community, I was suddenly robbed of my bag, and this will be you, a stinky rascal, have a chance to save the beauty of a hero!" ”

"Oh, so that's still the case, shouldn't I feel very honored, and then burn incense, burn the piano, bathe and change clothes???" I smiled and looked at the laughing girl and said!

Unexpectedly, the laughing girl also sneered and stretched out her hand, two slender and slender fingers gently put on the tender meat on my waist, and at the same time said with a smile on her face: "Otherwise, ......what do you think?"

Hearing this, I suddenly felt chills, and a sharp cold breath spread all the way to my whole body from the two slender and slender fingers of the laughing girl on my waist, making me have goosebumps all over my body, and I hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, the little one immediately went to burn incense, thank you to the ancestors for accumulating virtue and allowing me to save such a beautiful girl!" "Hmph, count you as a kid, go, sister, I'll help you watch!" Seeing me say this, the laughing girl couldn't help but withdraw her fingers with satisfaction, well, the good soul-chasing and life-killing pinch didn't appear, which made me breathe a long sigh of relief! "Whew......" I exhaled a long breath, I reached out and wiped the cold sweat on my head, damn, this girl's violent tendencies are getting more and more serious! Is it hot??? Seeing that I was wiping my sweat, the laughing girl couldn't help but smile and asked, but it shocked me, damn, this smile is too familiar, every time the laughing girl wants to make a move to use the soul chasing and killing pinch, she will smile with me first, mother, danger signal!

I was like a cat whose tail was trampled on, and the whole person jumped up from the sofa quickly, and then left the attack range of the laughing girl, otherwise the tender meat on my waist would be in danger! "No, I'm going to burn incense now!" I waved my hand again and again, and without looking back, I walked into a small altar at the back of the living room!

Light a few injections of incense, and then chatted with the ancestors of the couple, well, generally this thing is done by the puppet mother, but after moving here, the family has to set up an altar for me, well, fortunately, the space is large, it does not occupy space, and it will not be very troublesome, I have no objection, anyway, it is to burn a few pillars of incense and chat with their ancestors, although I don't know if they can understand it, but it doesn't matter, anyway, they just need to cover me!

Of course, I also asked the ancestors of the puppet to make the laughing girl not so fierce, but I guess the laughing girl is not under their control, they can't cover it, but just talk about it, if you really go to find it, the laughing girl is estimated to directly divide my five horses!

Well, I got everything done, and then I went back to the living room, but I saw that the laughing girl was bored with the remote control, looking at something, her face was red, and the sound of the TV was also turned to the lowest, basically I couldn't hear it clearly, get closer, I could faintly hear some noisy sounds, a little messy, and the voices of men and women, well, and the sound of crunching, mother, what to see!

Since I'm face to face with the laughing girl, that is to say, I am facing away from the TV, but because I am looking through the glass, this glass is a single-sided glass, that is, I can see the outside, and I can't see from the outside, so the laughing girl doesn't know that I'm looking at her!

The sound of the TV is because the glass and its own voice is turned down,I don't hear it clearly.,Anyway, it's a little messy.,I haven't heard it clearly!

The glass door was opened, and the whole person appeared in the living room!

Almost at the moment when I appeared, the laughing girl was like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and immediately jumped up from the sofa, and then reached out to get the remote control on the table, as if she wanted to change the channel or something, but the busier and more chaotic, the more chaotic and busy, one didn't hold it steady, the laughing girl actually dropped the remote control on the ground, and at the same time Ha knocked over a glass of water, and the clear water flowed into a small stream on the ground! "Damn, what are you looking at, I'm so nervous, I'm busy changing the channel when I come out!" Seeing the reaction of the laughing girl, I more or less knew that the laughing girl probably didn't plan to let me see the program on TV, which stimulated my curiosity even more.

Quickly walked to the center of the living room, and then turned around, there was an unknown number of inches of TV appeared in front of my eyes, this TV is the latest this year, well, the screen is big enough, the picture is good enough, and quite realistic, as if people watch TV as if they are immersed in the TV program!

And the moment I turned around, I saw an image that made me almost not squirt blood!

I saw that on the huge screen, two pink and tender white flower fruit bodies were intertwined with each other, and the sound I heard just now was the voice of the two and the creaking sound of the bed, and the video file was played by the artifact-level software necessary for countless otaku in the Celestial Empire-[Slow Broadcast]!

As a slow broadcast that has provided countless good films for countless otaku as early as the last century, it is definitely a must-have artifact for otaku in history, there is no one, whether it was more than 100 years ago, or more than 100 years later, today, basically as long as it is an otaku, the baby who has a girlfriend likes this software, well, this software waste paper, hundreds of millions of lives will die every time, sin, sin!

As a senior otaku,Even will definitely have this must-have artifact.,So after I bought a new TV,I downloaded this software from the Internet as soon as possible.,At the same time, the software also comes with some love action movies.,Well,You know.,But I swear.,I really don't know who Sora Aoi is.,Well!

But now, the laughing girl is actually watching the film with [Slow Broadcast], I'll go for it, did I miss something???