Someone once said that the pendulum pass is an absolute nightmare for goalkeepers, and this is vividly reflected in Ronaldo.

Not to mention that the alien who was still in the emaciation period back then repeatedly used the pendulum to trick the opponent's goalkeeper to succeed, even the obese version of Ronaldo, who weighed an astonishing 86 kilograms this season, has been 15 times after the dead wood and spring, and the goalkeeper has been pushed into the empty goal by this kind of wind scratching method!

For the 16th time, when Ronaldo swung his legs from side to side like a dance, the person who fell down with his eyes dazzled was Barcelona's goalkeeper Valdés!

- The best goalkeeper of the Spanish Primera League in the 05-06 season!

Valdés, who made a hasty attack, was completely deceived by the feints of the alien fat man, and by the time he struggled from the lawn in a panic to do something more, Ronaldo behind him had already completed his mission, like a knight on a knight, brushing off his clothes and hiding deeply...... Uh, don't hide with the name ......"...... gooooooai...... God, what do I see? The aliens are back, the aliens are really back" The famous mouth of the British BBC radio station Sester burst out: "Please forgive me for my excitement at this time, if you see such a scene in front of the TV, I believe you will be even more excited than me...... 10 years later, the classic is back ......"

And the best to praise Rude is already completely stupid, and he didn't play the role of his green leaf at a critical time!

"The goal is in, Ronaldo, incredible...... Incredibly...... "Brother Duan Xuan with the big head joined the [Roaring Clan]" Ronaldo unbelievably replicated his classic goal of forcing an overtake between two centre-backs against Valencia for Barcelona in the 96-97 season, when Barcelona were down by 2 goals and Ronaldo scored a hat-trick to help Barcelona turn the game around...... It's unbelievable that after a decade, aliens who are no longer young have staged such a miracle again, but this time, the glory belongs to Real Madrid, and it is the former club Barcelona who has suffered a heavy blow......"

"Oh, God...... Me, I have mixed feelings...... It's complicated," the Catalan commentator was a little incoherent: "When I was a regular fan sitting in the stands at Camp Nou and listening to people explain the game, Ronny used to give us victory with such a performance, but today ...... As a loyal Barcelona fan, I have to admit that under the tutelage of the madman Lee, the omnipotent alien back then, but unfortunately not in Barcelona......"

Maybe the Catalan narrator really wants to sing to the camera at this moment: It's a pity it's not you, accompany me to the end............ God must be one of the busiest in the world at this moment!

Because in the commentary booth at the Bernabeu, there are more than 200 passionate big mouths who are calling out his old man's name in more than 70 different languages in unison! Perhaps, in the world, I don't know how many times or computer screens, there are more people who greet his old man...... Compared with the excitement of the commentators, the more than 70,000 fans in the stands have long been stimulated by the fat man's performance, everyone stood up and unconsciously swayed their bodies, waving their arms, and the loud sound covered everything like a thousand-meter tsunami caused by a hurricane in the Pacific Ocean, and they couldn't even hear the sound coming out of their mouths...... With the camera in the dugout, Rijkaard involuntarily replicated the action of the famous coach Robson rushing out of the dugout with his hands on his head after Ronaldo's goal...... And the madman Lee, the stuffy man who "made his fortune" by pretending, could no longer maintain his true character of pretending, and frantically began to hug everyone around him, from the second-in-command Greid to the substitute Reyes, to Modric, to Diego, to Guardesma...... Arrive...... Belch?

Hugging the last one, Li Tongfan found that the fourth official of the game who was held in his arms was actually the fourth official of the game, bah blah, really unlucky, Lao Li quickly let go, who knew that the fourth official who was supposed to stand in a neutral position grabbed Lao Li's shoulders like a seizure and kept shaking: "Hey, man, do you see it?" Did you see that? Oh God, this is Ronnie......"

In the next second, when the camera focused on Ronaldo, the creator of the miracle, people found that this crazy fat man actually shed tears of excitement on his face, this is the moment that belongs to Ronaldo, this is the moment of the return of the king...... At this moment, the alien fat man has mixed feelings, from the peak of the transfer to Serie A Inter Milan, the injury after injury has long overwhelmed his fragile knee, many of his young can be played on the pitch as he wants to play the ball action had to be abandoned, the fans in the hearts of the alien Shaohua who broke through all the defenders and had to cross the goalkeeper to push the empty goal, and even in the last season or two, he will slowly become an ordinary player who plays by consciousness...... After enjoying the most gorgeous praise, fate played a joke on Ronaldo, and was about to subject him to the most vicious taunt!

Fat, a heavy striker, the heaviest one on the field...... This is the latest evaluation sent by the media who have slapped him countless times, Ronaldo wants to fight back, but more often than not, he seems powerless!

But from this season, since that man came to Real Madrid, everything has changed! You can run at a gallop like before, you can score goals as you like before, you can pass all the defenders and then push the goalkeeper into the empty goal like before, and you can ...... Ronaldo looked at Li Tongfan who was celebrating wildly on the sidelines and hugging everyone around him, and his gratitude in his heart was incomprehensible, if it wasn't for a man who was even younger than himself at this age, maybe in another year or two, he would have to consider retiring, right?

Since the first day of his career, Ronaldo has worked with countless famous managers, Robson, Scolari, Luxemberg...... But there has never been a man like the madman Lee, who is shrouded in a veil of mystery and whose ability to turn the tide is unparalleled...... Under his leadership, Ronaldo himself forgot what the last defeat was like...... In the body of the madman Lee, there is a mysterious X-factor!

In the stands, the more than 60,000 Real Madrid fans who finally returned to the ground from the clouds of excitement sang the song "The Only Ronaldo" that was sung by countless Ronaldo fans: "There is only one Bebeto and Romario, only one Zico and Dunga, and Carlos and Cafu, and ...... There are many more, but there is only one hero, and that is the only ...... Only...... The only Ronaldo, the only hero Ronaldo ......"

There is only one Ronaldo!

There is only one!

In the world, the proposition of "playing like Ronaldo" is only true when facing Ronaldo!

…… The madman Lee and Ronaldo hooked their shoulders and danced their arms like two carried away ruffians to incite the emotions of the fans, and they were greeted with applause and screams like the tide of the Qiantang River!

Two lewd men, any one of them deserves such a heroic version of treatment!

Referee Klaus Mills is full of black lines, and he is worried about how to write a game report to the Football Association after the end of the national derby, because the first half has not yet ended, an inexplicable frenzy of the madman Lee and Ronaldo's dream performance just now have caused the game to be interrupted twice for almost 20 minutes, and at this time, other La Liga leagues played at the same time may have begun the second half of the game...... Forced forced ~~3:0!

Barcelona kicks off again!

When the depressed Icelandic center Gudjohnsen stood in the center circle for the third time in this game and knocked the ball back to his teammate Alex, the celebrities on the commentary bench were still immersed in the shocking scene just now, the reason why the classic is a classic is that his irreproducible surname, but today Ronaldo has created a miracle!

This Spanish national derby, regardless of the final score, just by virtue of Ronaldo's goal, it is qualified to become one of the classic games in football history, and it deserves to be remembered by every Ronaldo fan for a lifetime!

Similarly, in the broadcast footage around the world, although there are more slow motion that are no longer the game in progress, but the goal of Luo Fatzi just now, no one is dissatisfied with this, as long as it is a person who really loves football, they all hope that such slow motion is best played back a hundred times before and after, left, left and right, and I hope that those sensational commentators can say the words of flattering aliens 10,000 times!

No one feels numb!

That's what Ronaldo deserves!

In the municipal square of the city of Madrid, in the bars of Yanjing Houhai, in the slums of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, in front of the mine huts in Bloemfontein, South Africa...... As long as you can objectively see the broadcast of the game, there are cheers!

It's a fan's day!

Made by Maniac Lee and Ronaldo!

…… Time flies, the Barcelona players may have been shocked by Ronaldo's goal and have not come back to their senses, and after the restart, they made mistakes one after another, but fortunately, the players of Real Madrid were also still immersed in the happiness that had just been there, so they were not seized by the opponent again to insert the fourth knife!

The attack is weak and weak, the defense is careless, Uncle Xavi's scalpel-like passing has lost its previous accuracy, Messi's invincible disguised breakthrough has become a little slow, and Kompany is even staring at the alien fat man Ronaldo who is bouncing in the front court with ghost-like eyes!

When the black-clad judge Klaus Morse finally blew the whistle for the end of the first half, many fans, players, and others were still immersed in the shocking long-distance run of Rona Gondo!

A sword comes from the west, and immortals fly out of the sky!

(To be continued)