Chapter 421: Vacation New features and that strange snow
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"Rijkaard, the coward who was scared out after two heavy defeats in one season with Crazy Lee!"
"And the madman Lee, a clown who only wins but never knows how to respect his opponent......"
"Two shameless people are boasting to each other, are they comparing who is the most shameless? …… Curse? Magic? Prognosis? Insight? Ha, that's just the bad habit that this Chinese has always been pretending......"
“…… Although in two years in that Chinese raised his so-called middle finger eight times and scored nine goals, such a thing seems incredible...... However, from the point of view of probability theory, this is just a very ordinary and incomplete low-probability event, and it is not a ...... for a 'bastard of God' who is accustomed to following the path of good fortune."
All over Europe, Flores' roar can be heard. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
However, no one paid attention to him.
Obviously, not only has the 'client' madman Lee been too lazy to respond to this madman who seems to have become even more insane than himself, but even his European media colleagues have made it a shame to follow such a person.
Flores himself has not yet realized that since his kneeling in front of the High Court of Madrid a year and eight months ago, his presence has been a ridiculous symbol of 'self-inflicted humiliation' for the entire European media community...... No matter how hard he tries to lash out, the truth is that every time the madman Lee raises his middle finger, it brings tears to the eyes of his opponents, makes his supporters laugh, and makes the world's media go crazy for him...... That's why countless people are deeply infatuated with him.
And this is already the eighth time, but it is foreseeable that no matter how time passes, the controversy about the middle finger will continue endlessly...... No one in the world except the madman Lee himself can know what kind of mystery is contained in this middle finger, which has been named "the first puzzle in the history of football...... Perhaps only one day, when the madman Li himself is willing to take the initiative to uncover this mystery, will the truth be revealed...... It's just that the current madman Lee obviously doesn't have much interest in doing such a self-destructive and secret thing to satisfy the curiosity of fans and the media, so no matter how heated the ongoing debate in the outside world is, he has never made any positive or negative ...... It is even said that at the post-match press conference after the end of the 'Battle of the Peak', the excited and trembling reporters collectively 'violently drove away' the three Newcastle club officials who were in the press conference hall at the time, and then rushed up to try to 'torture' the madman Lee in a more 'violent' way to get the truth out...... However, according to all the reporters who attended the press conference, even when the madman Li was already out of breath and tearful when they took off his shoes and scratched the soles of his feet, he still insisted on his most primitive 'middle finger threat theory' as if he were dead...... "However, the feet of the madman Li stink......
A beautiful reporter from The Sun who participated in this 'violent' operation covered her nose and broke out a little gossip...... Is this the only gain for the reporters who finally got in front of the madman Lee?
…… The sun is clear and the sea is blue.
There is the crisp chirping of seabirds, flying in through the window...... Wang Qinghe put on Jimmy Bear's big flower apron and was happily burrowing into the huge kitchen of the villa, waving pots and pans to make lunch...... A smell of home permeated the kitchen.
And Li Tongfan locked himself tightly in the study, opened the Hummer Go-Book laptop, and began to reap the FM system rewards after winning the 'Battle of the Peak' with great anticipation...... Click on the sky blue game icon, run the FM2009 system, and then load the system save, and the long-awaited system reminder box Ding Ding Dong all scrambled to jump to the LCD screen - "Ding Dong, because you led Newcastle to win the 15th round of the Premier League against Arsenal, the system rewards 3 character points!" ”
"Ding Dong, because Newcastle player Michael Owen was named the best player of the match in the 15th round of the Premier League against Arsenal in Newcastle, the system rewards 2 character points!"
"Ding-dong......"
"Ding-dong......"
Li Tongfan moved the mouse and clicked [OK] to clear the reminder box one by one, and after a little calculation, after this game, because of the miscellaneous rewards such as wins, best players, and the number of selections for the best team of the week, Li Tongfan received a total of 14 [character points].
In addition, because Professor Arsene Wenger is in the top 15 super **OSS in the FM system coach rankings, it is not surprising that Li Tongfan got 1.5 [Ability Points].
Lao Li added all of them to the [Tactical Knowledge] sub-item of his personal surname, so that Li Tongfan's [Tactical Knowledge] value reached an astonishing 19, which was only 1 point away from the full value of 20...... Lao Li suddenly touched his chin and thought shamelessly: When the real value reaches 20, will there be anything ...... the system Uh, a special bonus?
After a short period of Italian silver, putting aside the regular rewards brought by the reminder box, Li Tongfan began to check the task rewards after completing the bull-level system task [Glory Belongs to the Only King].
That's the real big show!
"Dingdong, the system congratulates you, you have completed the [Glory Belongs to the Only King] system task, and the rewards you will receive are as follows:
1. 50 character points; 2. Anti-erasure fragments 1/5;3. The FM system enables the [Vacation] function.
Almost subconsciously, Li Tongfan directly 'eliminated' the first 1 and 2 rewards from his sight without hesitation at the first time, and then his eyes stayed on the last reward-[Vacation] function.
I don't know why, based on intuition alone, Lao Li thinks that this is a very unnatural function, and it seems that he will eagerly use this [vacation] function in the near future.
In the next second, Lao Li quickly moved the mouse and clicked into the system database.
After some detailed inquiry, Li Tongfan quickly figured out the meaning of this so-called [vacation] function - "...... The so-called 'vacation' means that when the player is unable to command the game of the team he coaches normally due to some force majeure reasons in reality, he can enter the 'vacation mode' by selecting [vacation] in the FM system, so as to temporarily get rid of the control of the FM system......"
“…… After entering the 'vacation mode', the influence function of the team coached by the absolute gamer of the FM system is temporarily eliminated, and the player cannot get rewards after the team wins the game, and the system will not have any punishment for the player if the team loses the game...... In addition, during the vacation period, the operation of the FM2009 system will not consume any additional points of the player......"
“…… The price of going into 'vacation mode': pay a percentage of character points according to the length of time! ”
"...... 'vacation mode' is divided into four categories according to the length of time, first, one day off, second, one week off, third, one month off, and fourth, according to the player's personal needs, the number of days of vacation can be set through the 'system calendar'......"
“…… After the end of the vacation, the actual team has already recorded the record, will be automatically generated in the FM2009 system, the player will play on this basis, and all system rewards and punishments will start to calculate again......"
After reading the introduction of the [Vacation] function in the system database, Li Tongfan didn't have time to carefully reflect on the value contained in it, so he listened to Wang Qinghe outside, knocking the chopsticks on the porcelain bowls and plates like a rapid symphony - "Pig Pig Pig Pig Pig...... Hurry up and come out to eat!! ”
Li Tongfan smiled, and there was a kind of warmth in his heart, then be happy.
On the dining table, the smell is fragrant.
Looking at the red, white, emerald and green three vegetables and one soup in front of him, Li Tongfan's index finger moved, and with a smile, he picked up a piece of bright red and oily braised pork from the plate, and then put it in Wang Qinghe's bowl...... "You're welcome, eat ...... casually" The stuffy man said shamelessly.
Wang Qinghe almost flew over with a spoonful!
"Little Wang Flying Spoon"!
Lao Li made a wind-scratching dodge action, then picked up the remote control and turned on the TV habitually.
It was twelve o'clock in the afternoon, Lao Li was not mistaken, at this point in time, the ace program "A Week of Green Review" on the sports channel of England National Television started on the hour...... "Dear guys, hello everyone, I am your old friend Danny Shanna, oh oh, we meet again, Shanna will take you back to the wonderful situation of the 15th game of the English Premier League that has just ended...... Old rules, first of all, please take a look at Shanna's overview of this round of Premier League matches......"
On the TV screen, a review of the 15th round of the Premier League that has just ended begins.
With the rousing Yanjing music and the host's startled commentary, the wonderful goals produced in the 15th round of the just-concluded Premier League were constantly replayed in slow motion - Cristiano Ronaldo's free-kick scored twice, Manchester United swept Stoke City 4-0...... [Monster] Drogba was powerful, and the Blues' Chelsea interim boss Guus Hiddink scored his first win at Stamford Bridge...... Luka Modric made a pass and a shot as Tottenham Hotspur won 2-1 away at Middlesbrough...... In the 15th round of the Premier League, almost all the traditional powerhouses won except for the Gunners Arsenal, but the wonderful picture was played until the end, but there were no highlights of Newcastle's home defeat of Arsenal...... Lao Li Zheng wondered, the picture on the TV screen turned, and he returned to the studio.
Host Danny Shanna smiled and introduced the three extra guests who suddenly appeared next to her - "Haha, I know what everyone is waiting for...... However, please don't worry, because the main content of today's show is the Premier League's 'pinnacle battle' that the guys are most concerned about......"
"To this end, the program team specially invited the famous football commentator Grady Sester, the former national team legend Paul Gascoigne, and the chief football expert of the Observer Newspaper, Mr. Kraut, who will reveal every magical minute detail of the 'Battle for the Peak' from the most professional perspective and direction of their respective careers, and tell you how the crazy Lee led the Magpies to an incredible victory with 9 people left......"
With the introduction of the hostess's smile, the naughty nature of Gaza, who has short white hair next to her, is revealed, and he seems to always be a boy who doesn't grow up, squeezing his eyebrows and sticking out his tongue in front of the broadcast camera, making all kinds of grimaces...... Sester and the oily soccer expert with his black hair combed through his hair were nodding respectfully and greeting the audience in front of the television.
Then, the TV screen began to show the highlight of St James's snow battle - Podolski's stunning long-range shot...... Two red cards...... Newcastle protests in the stands...... Lee Tong-beom's middle finger...... Michael Irving's brace...... The thrilling moment of fans breaking through the billboards after the game............ Looking at the wonderful replay of the TV screen, the sullen man smiled at Wang Qinghe: "Hehe, such a coincidence, it is actually praising me again...... Alas, to be honest, you know, I'm not as good as they say I am......"
In just one sentence, the girl in front of her was defeated by the shameless modesty of the stuffy man...... The big eyes flashed, the smooth forehead was covered with black lines, and a few white health balls were thrown, and then a piece of fragrant white tender tofu was picked up and sent to the bowl of the shameless guy opposite in a 'throwing' way...... Wang Qinghe continued to watch TV, well, watching TV, ............ "Whoa, I think I have to speak first...... Hey, madman Li, you little bastard, I guess you're a showy guy who must be watching TV at this time, waiting to hear our compliments, right? I have a brilliant idea, and it is that you have conquered the great Gaza at Newcastle...... Well, take a closer look, how is my body? I think I'm still very young and if a guy as good as me were to play at your Newcastle United, you wouldn't say no, wouldn't you? ”
At the beginning of the show, Gascoigne suddenly jumped out from behind his desk as if he were having an epileptic seizure, and then constantly changed his position to the camera lens, making all kinds of wind-scratching bodybuilding movements...... A few seconds later, this middle-aged chubby man, who was already a little swollen, even took off the casual suit that was put on the outside, and was wearing only a small vest inside...... Gascoigne didn't mind showing off the fat on his arms to the camera, sucking his little belly into an abs...... Gaza ...... This is a long preparation!
Host Danny Shana's face turned green.
A staff member hurriedly walked to the TV screen from the side, so that he could help the white and noisy fat man put on his suit, and persuaded him to return to the host table and sit down quietly............ Wang Qinghe looked at the scene happening on the TV screen, smiled and bent over, his big eyes narrowed like a crescent moon: "Pig, you haven't noticed that this person is actually very similar to you!" ”
Much like that idiot-like dead fat man?
Cut!
Who is rare.
Li Tongfan hurriedly lowered his head and took two mouthfuls of rice, but did not reply.
...... "Wait, Mr. Collaute, if I'm not mistaken, you mean that Newcastle won with two fewer men, in large part because of the sudden snowfall in the middle of the game?" ”
There was a hint of consternation on the beauty's face.
Looking at the host's surprised expression, the Observer's chief football expert, Kolaut, nodded, and continued to talk without being shocked - "That's right, officially. In fact, if we watch the game video carefully, we can easily find that after the game started, Arsenal's eleven players spent a total of fifteen minutes to change into spike shoes suitable for snow battles, obviously they did not have the slightest preparation for snow battles, so that in these fifteen minutes, all the energy of Arsenal players was focused on changing boots, rather than using the kick-off to find ways to send football into the opponent's goal...... "Let's take a look again, Newcastle's performance is the opposite, Not only did they put on spikes suitable for snow battles in the first seconds of the game, but they also took advantage of Arsenal's lack of preparation like an unpredictable prophet, and German striker Podolski took advantage of Arsenal's mistake to score a world ...... opener"
Speaking of this, another guest, Sester, nodded thoughtfully: "That's right, Kraut is right, I have carefully observed this, Newcastle did have an absolute advantage in the first fifteen minutes of the game...... It turns out that way! ”
Kraut reached out and fiddled with the microphone in front of him, placing it closer to his mouth, and then continued proudly: "You know, in today's European football, there are many people who are studying some of the strange tactics used by the madman Lee and trying to unravel the mysteries, and I am a researcher of the tactics of the mad maniac Lee......"
“…… The match that just ended, like the huge classic battle of Mad Lee before, I have a strange feeling in my heart every time I watch it, and I am almost sure that Mad Lee knew that there was going to be snow before the game! ”
"What?" Danny Shanna and Sester exclaimed.
"How is this possible? You're not kidding, old man, are you? The white-haired and fat version of Gaza squeezed his eyes and looked at Kraut like a magic stick: "How is this possible?" The great Gaza remembers clearly, in order to go out with friends for winter camping, I paid special attention to the weather forecast of the National Weather Service in those days, and there was no forecast for snowfall at all, and the madman Li That little bastard was not a god, how could he know in advance that there would be snowfall? ”
"Maybe you're mistaken?"
Hostess Shanna tries to clear the way for the amazing Koraut.
Gascoigne stood up, patted his fat belly, and glared: "Beauty, are you provoking the memory of the great Gaza?" ”
"Gaza is right!"
Kraut dragged Gaza behind him, motioned for the idiot fat man to sit down, and then continued: "This is the strangest part, since even the National Weather Service has made a wrong forecast, how on earth did the madman Lee know that it would snow during the race?" ”
Speaking of which, Kraut deliberately bought a pass.
Seeing that the other three people were listening to him attentively, he smiled with satisfaction and continued slowly: "Many people's first reaction is to guess: Could it be that the madman Li created that heavy snow? Obviously, they have all walked into a misunderstanding...... I think the real reason is that the National Weather Service made a mistake, and the madman Lee apparently discovered the mistake by some other means, and cleverly used the weather to take advantage of the race, thus gaining the complete upper hand......"
Suck - the other two men and one woman gasped in unison.
How is this possible, how could the madman Lee find out about the weather changes that even the National Weather Service of the British Empire has concentrated on how much manpower and material resources have been concentrated? Could it be true that he is really God?
Host Danny Shana's face flushed with excitement.
The point made by Kraut is something that many media outlets have not noticed before, and the ratings of such a show are absolutely guaranteed...... So...... This question must not be easily turned over so easily!
Thinking of this, Shanna controlled her breathing, which was a little disturbed by the shock just now, and waited until the two towering masses on her chest calmed down, and then asked tentatively, "So, Mr. Kraut, can you explain the mystery for us?" How the hell did the madman Lee find out what was wrong with the Met Bureau? ”
After Shanna asked this, the hearts of countless people in the studio and in front of the TV hung in their throats, for fear that a sentence "Sorry, I don't know about this" popped out of Kraut's mouth...... Even the 'mischievous' Gaza had wide eyes and waited quietly for Koraut's next step.
"This question almost drove me crazy, and the madman Lee himself would certainly not give any explanation, because that was his style all along, and there were zero possible explanations from him...... So, I set my sights on the people next to the madman Li in pursuit of the truth......"
After Craut said this, everyone felt that the air around them was relaxed, and it was good to know. So they all waited quietly for the next step from the Observer's chief football expert.
“…… Sure enough, it turned out that my guess was not wrong at all...... An old acquaintance of my old acquaintance in the Newcastle first-team coaching staff told me that the day before the game on the 25th, Crazy Lee did know that it was going to snow on the day of the game, and that he had also called a meeting of the coaching staff specifically for the matter, rejecting the tactics that the team had prepared before, and instead developed a strange set of tactics specifically for snow battles...... That's what everyone saw in the game! ”
"Ah......h
As soon as Kraut's words came out, I don't know how many people screamed out in shock, and the middle-aged urchin Gaza almost bit off his tongue...... Outside the live broadcast room, the technician made a gesture with his palms climbing up...... Ratings have climbed dramatically!
The hostess Danny Shanna was overjoyed, Coraut was originally invited by her to participate in the show, but she didn't expect it to play such a big role, it was definitely an unexpected bonus!
"Old man, did that old acquaintance of yours say that how did the madman Li know that there would be snow in the game?"
The second shift was around half past ten.
(To be continued)