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“…… In Old Trafford on March 14th, Michael Owen bloomed the most magnificent pattern, and the young prodigy of Manchester United, Frederick Macheda, was a small accident in his fireworks display, and he helped his opponent light a brilliant flame again and again......"

This is the BBC's commentary on the Battle of Old Trafford on 14 March after each round of Premier League special. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Before the game, no one could have imagined that the Magpies, which had already fallen into 'civil strife' and were about to fall apart, would break out into such a powerful battle, and in 90 minutes, it swept through Old Trafford mercilessly like a hurricane that landed on Newcastle Harbour...... Manchester United boss Alex Ferguson grimaced his post-match press conference and ended what was supposed to be a fifteen-minute press conference with just a five-second "I'm disappointed with the game...... And what the news media remembered at this time was Ferguson's psychological tactics over and over again before the game, as well as the thick dark circles under the eyes of the madman Lee when he attended the pre-game press conference...... Between March 10 and 14, Ferguson tirelessly talked in the newspapers about the 'civil unrest' in Newcastle, constantly supporting the 'young and immature' madman Lee, while Newcastle officials have maintained a rare silence, and almost all of England thought that this time, the scheming Ferguson had finally grasped the weakness of the madman Lee, and everyone was waiting to see a generation of godfathers kill [God on the sidelines of the football field]...... And now it seems that the truth is the opposite, the godfather of the Red Devils, the old horse, stumbled and jumped into the pit dug by the madman Li with joy, and still shouted thanks...... Li Tongfan used mineral water to wash off the 'smoky makeup' in the 65th minute of the game, which was watched by some sharp-eyed reporters, and the game video after the game also confirmed this, thinking of the sad face of the madman Li before the game and the triumphant expression after washing off the 'smoky makeup', everyone suddenly realized that the people who were blinded by the performance of the madman Li were not only Ferguson, but even the whole of Great Britain was played by him...... "Oscar-winning new actor Maniac Lee! 》

It was the headline of the local media in Manchester, with Manchester United's press officer angrily denouncing: "Crazy Lee is simply putting on a farce, which is an act of desecration of football culture......

Let 'God' Tell You That To Defeat Your Opponent You Must Start 'Preparing From the Outside'

This is the most used headline in the Newcastle media, and in the eyes of supporters, Lee Tong-beom's wonderful performance in this psychological tactic is even more surprising to them than the famous 'cursed middle finger' in the game!

The psychological tactics of decades-old rival Alex Ferguson stealing chickens have become the joke of Newcastlers after dinner, and the wonderful performances of 'God' Lee Tongfan on and off the field are a happy topic for many Magpies supporters...... Gascoigne, a former England legend who is undergoing treatment in the hospital, jumped out after this prank by the madman Lee: "That little bastard did a fantastic job, I think we're the kind of people......... Wahahahaha, smoky makeup? So creative! It's a genius show......"

Fans think about the classic scene of Gascoigne once showing the red card to the referee after taking out the red card from the referee's pocket, and then think about the smoky makeup of the madman Lee in the focus game yesterday, and feel that the madman Lee is really a bit similar to the cutest and most hated fat man in the history of England...... It's all two funny bastards!

………… After the victory over Manchester United, Newcastle are one step closer to winning the title!

After 30 games, the Magpies have 81 points, 8 points ahead of the second place Manchester United in the Premier League standings, 12 points ahead of Chelsea and Arsenal in the third and fourth places, and 15 points respectively, in the 08-09 Premier League with only 8 rounds left, if nothing else, the Premier League crown in the 08-09 season will belong to the Magpies of the madman Lee!

After the battle of Old Trafford, the so-called 'dressing room conflict' of the Magpies was never mentioned again, and even the best reporters could see that even Ferguson suffered a dumb loss, let alone them...... The past is behind us, and the media and fans have turned their attention to Stamford Bridge, the Blues' home stadium at Stamford Bridge on 18 March, because the Magpies of Crazy Lee are on their way to conquer it!

In this battle, the media came up with far more gimmicks than the battle of Old Trafford!

And among them, the most eye-catching is naturally the return of the king after the transfer of [nuclear warhead] Shepchenko!

Before joining Chelsea, Shepchenko was one of the top five strikers in the world, and his career was full of flowers and applause...... In those days, Shepchenko's name was enough to make every defender who heard these four words tremble, even in Serie A, which is known for its defense in the five major leagues, and the nuclear warheads were invincible everywhere they went!

And after staring at the aura of superstar to join Chelsea, the glory of the past was irretrievably left him in every minute and second, even if he scored his maiden goal in the Community Shield in his first appearance for the Blues, but everything that followed was like the final result of that Community Shield, which can only be described in two words - failure!

Halfway through the first season, the English media can't wait to impose the title of the biggest parallel import in Premier League history on Shepchenko's name!

At that time, he tried to regain his form by all means, even at the age of thirty to learn how to run faster with an obscure sprinter...... Coach Jose Mourinho didn't like him, and his team-mates also considered him to be the 'fine' in the dressing room, the eyes and ears of boss Roman Abramovich, and the bomb that ruined the atmosphere in the dressing room...... The superstar of the past was terrified, and he was as downcast as a lost dog!

How can it be embarrassing to teach people?

With no place for him at Stamford Bridge, Shepchenko was like a child who had made a mistake, reluctantly turning to San Siro, the land of his former fame, in the midst of cold rain and cold rain, and Shepchenko was hoping to recover everything he had lost in the glory of the past...... However, when he returned for the second time, this glorious place that had brought him great glory was nothing but cynicism and a cold bench, where his former brothers, Gattuso and Inzaghi, were not ashamed of his betrayal in Milan's most critical moment, and the fans in the stands treated the heroes of the past with endless boos...... Serie A, which belongs to Shepchenko, has another grand and grand beginning, but such a sloppy end!

Just when the whole world thought that this Ukrainian nuclear warhead was about to rust in the corner of history and be forgotten by the Europa continent, Shepchenko, in his fallen land of England, announced his return as king with five consecutive goals...... What kind of interesting story will happen when such a Shepchenko appears in a place where he was once left out in the cold, is it a prince's revenge, or Napoleon's second Waterloo?

Ahead of the game, there was a lot of media coverage of his return to Stamford Bridge with Shepchenko, and in front of reporters, Chelsea's superstars expressed their thoughts - captain John Terry: "Andrei Shepchenko is a good player, but he is not a good fit for Chelsea, he did well at Newcastle but don't want to take the win away from Stamford Bridge......

Obviously, the Blues captain didn't have much interest in the former superstar team-mate, and it was John Terry who broke the news that Shepchenko was the 'ear' of the owner's dressing room and the team's unity breaker...... Vice-president Frank Lampard was a lot more generous than Terry: 'Andre is back in form at St James, I'm so happy for that, congratulations to him! ”

The straightforward [Warcraft] Drogba, although he was once the most direct forward rival with Shepchenko, but the Ivory Coast Warcraft showed enough kindness in the face of the reporter's microphone: "I have known for a long time that he is a great guy, I am glad that he has finally found a team that suits him, and I am looking forward to being able to play against him in the game......"

Another person who is not interested in Shepchenko is French striker Nicolas Anelka. The Demon King of the World was dismissive of the media's comparison of him to Shepchenko: "I was successful at Chelsea and what about Shepchenko? Haha......"

…… In addition to Shepchenko's return stunt, there are many highlights of the battle at Stamford Bridge - such as the recent transfer to Chelsea [Eastern European Ronaldo] Yuri Zirkov facing his old boss, such as the revenge of Gus Hiddink who was kicked out of the European Championship finals by Mad Lee, such as the 'cut and mess' relationship between Mad Lee and Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich, such as whether Stamford Bridge, which has maintained an unbeaten season, will maintain its record under the clutches of Mad Lee...... All this seems to indicate that the battle between the Blues and the Magpies is far more exciting than the Red Devils against the Magpies!

(To be continued)