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This crazy "beard" that suddenly popped out is called Paul Schentron!

He is the new commentary partner assigned to Sester by national television. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Seist's old partner Gary Lineker flew to the Aegean Sea for a vacation in the past month because he suddenly stepped on "shit", the old cow ate tender grass and married a little wife who was more than 20 years younger than himself!

This twenty-five-year-old guy named Schuentlang is the most famous football game commentator in the English Premier League in the last three or four months, and he has a nickname that is very apt for his own commentary style - "Dirty Talker"!

That's right, it's the "swear word explainer"!

In the Premier League, any commentator who makes a name for himself among the many contenders has to have his own character, and the young Paul Schuentrang has a unique way of positioning himself – swearing!

Before Paul Schentron, I don't know how many aspiring football commentators in the Premier League and the world were looking for a different way to be a commentator...... Some of them pursue erudition and look at every node of modern football history...... Some people pursue passion and strive to organize the most beautiful and splendid language in their commentary...... Some people pursue speed and have rocks in their mouths, reaching the point where hundreds of English letters burst out of their mouths every second...... Some people pursue long-distance and train their lung capacity to be greater than that of the best divers, so much so that they can stretch the chanting time of the most frequent English word on the football field, "goal", to an incredible 4 minutes and 23 seconds without breathing...... However, the road to the best football commentator is always full of cutthroat competition!

So some of these people succeeded and some failed after the hard work they convicted, but Paul S&Rand, who was only twenty-five years old, unexpectedly found a shortcut to overnight fame and easily stood out from the crowd, and almost every fan who heard him explain the game will remember the name "Sgentrand" firmly in his mind!

Paul Sgentrand's method is to swear!

Swear words are not a big thing, but if they are packaged in a very clever way of emotion and language skills, and transmitted to every spectator at the right time in a football match, then you have succeeded!

Because fanatical fans will only think that every "dirty word" you say is helping them vent their ecstasy or great sorrow in their hearts!

“…… Shit, this ball didn't even fucking pounce? ”

"Oh God, let this guy with eyes as long as his asshole eat shit, he can't even shoot into the empty door, and he's embarrassed to claim to be a striker?"

"Idiot! This guy is a complete fucking idiot! He should be sent to a psychiatric hospital for treatment, not standing on the sidelines directing a football game...... Dear guys, let's put up the middle finger together and say to that bastard: Die, slut! ”

This is Paul Sgentrum's commentary style.

Fans will never forget such a commentator, and even love it in their hearts, because he can shout out the strongest feelings in their hearts with the microphone on their behalf...... Roar a hearty one!

Roar one as you like!!

Roar an unrestrained !!

Roar at a do whatever you want!!!

You must know that in many cases, fans don't need a commentator to "say" a certain highlight in an irrelevant capacity with a calm tone, football is a bloody and men's sport, so what any fan wants to hear is such an imposing and full of angry scolding and praise from Swentrand...... And today, "Dirty Talker" Paul Swent will be commentating on Crazy Lee's game for the first time after his rise to fame.

Although as a senior, [Yingjian] Sester was not interested in the commentary style of this "swear narrator", he still wanted to know if this bearded man could find a suitable reason to swear at the omnipotent madman Lee...... What a fun challenge it would be!

……“…… No one doubts the loyalty of the Newcastle fans," "We are the most loyal Magpies! ”

"Newcastle is our favourite,"

"Not for ......anything else" "Just because we have Newcastle blood in our veins."

"We shouted the name at St James' Park—"

“newcastle！！！！！！”

In the stands, more than 60,000 Newcastle fans wearing oversized black-and-white sword stripes over their puffer jackets held their scarves in their hands and sang the most popular fan song at St James' Park...... Countless black and white scarves and towering arms paint a beautiful pattern that the city of Newcastle is most proud of, and fans hold Newcastle scarves high as if the most devout Christians are holding up a holy cross that is more precious than their own lives...... At this moment, every breath from more than 60,000 mouths will exhale patches of white air in the cold air, and almost the entire stadium will be enveloped in it in an instant...... St James' Park Stadium is transformed into the most tragic Shura battlefield!

The frenzied Newcastlers are on the lookout for the enemy from North London to set foot on the devil's home turf prepared for them!

Suddenly...... The rousing singing quickly fell, and the fans in the stands pulled down their scarves that were held high above their heads and wrapped them around their necks, and then let out a tsunami-like cheer...... Warriors from both sides of the war, it's time to play!

Player's tunnel entrance.

The referee and linesmen walked out first, and behind them were Michael Owen, the [lightning killer] with the captain's armband wrapped around his arm, and Cesc Fabregas, the core of the midfield at Arsenal...... "Guys, now start welcoming our bravest and greatest tactics......

"Michael...... O'Even!! ”

"Alain...... History-Smith-Smith!! ”

"Juan...... Horse-Tower!! ”

"Ro-Na-Er-Do!!"

Lucas ...... Bo-Do-Er-S-Ki!! ”

With the roar of the on-site commentator, every Newcastle player who walked out of the tunnel could get a tsunami-like cheer, and when Li Tongfan walked out of the player's tunnel, the huge sound seemed to be something tangible, bringing the cold wind of the winter night...... Lao Li shook hands with Professor Arsene Wenger very graciously...... Then, he turned and waved to the North Stand at St James' Park, which immediately drew cheers from the stands...... "Crazy Lee is waving to his fanatical supporters!!" ”

Sester, the TV commentator, said casually, and suddenly noticed that something seemed wrong on the screen: "Oh, wait...... The director gave the camera again...... Oooo Haha, is it really Qinghe-Wang? ”

The broadcast camera soon focused on the direction that the madman Lee had just beckoned to...... I saw a young girl in a fiery red bright down jacket sitting in the middle of the crowded fans, smiling and delicate, and shouting something with a group of fierce old men holding up the Newcastle club scarf in her hand...... That scarf was given to Wang Qinghe by bus driver John Newton's new wife Nelly yesterday when they first met at the gate of the rigber training base!

"Oh oh oh oh, it's really the mysterious girlfriend of the crazy Lee!! Unexpectedly, she is also a crazy Newcastle fan, with a fanatical expression no less than any long-time fan around her who has been playing for decades......"

“…… I have to admit that I originally thought that even if the crazy Li's girlfriend appeared on the scene to watch the game, she should appear in the warm VIP box, instead of sitting in the stands in the cold of minus three degrees Celsius like now, mixed with a group of sweaty and swearing, shouting and laughing in the middle of the hideous face! ”

"A smart and beautiful woman, at least her wonderful performances in this period of time are enough to conquer any discerning and demanding fan of Newcastle City......"

Even [Dirty Talk Commentator] Paul Swentrand held back a sentence for a long time: "Crazy Lee is really fucking lucky, he has a lovely girlfriend ......"

…… While the two commentators were still paying attention to "Crazy Lee's Girl", the referee on duty, Atkinson, blew the whistle for the start of the game in full anticipation...... The fight is on!

The Gunners who played away kicked off first.

Togo's [Little Monster] Adebayor stretched out his long legs and kicked the football to Cesc Fabregas, the "core of the midfield" behind him, and then rushed towards Newcastle's goal with his striker partner [Fox in the box] Eduardo Silva...... Fabregas, who received the football, did not stop the attack at the first time, but after a series of passes with his midfield partner "Zidane II" Nasri, he beautifully shook off the harassment and pressing of the Newcastle strikers' symbolic surnames, and began to sprint with the football...... At this time, something happened that no one expected - the night sky of Newcastle suddenly began to fall with snowflakes at some point!

Patches of white snowflakes are like white elves falling from the nine heavens, fluttering on St. James's Park, and the white sparkling crystal flies in the night sky under the strong light, which is beautiful...... There was a low cheer from the fans in the stands!

It's a heartfelt love for the first snow of the winter...... Arsenal's manager Arsene Wenger, who was in the away team's dugout, was not so happy - the French coach cursed in a low voice: "God!! This damn England National TV weather forecast...... Didn't you say it was just sunny and cloudy? Why does it snow suddenly?

After just a few minutes, a layer of white gas has risen on the green lawn with a geothermal system...... That's the fog that forms when the snowflakes melt!

At least from the current situation, it looks like it's not a light snow coming!

Although the snow is not going to affect the game, the snowflakes that are blowing all over the sky have reminded more than 70,000 people in the stadium that the snow war is coming!

This "battle for the pinnacle", which is being watched all over Europe, is undoubtedly going to be a snow battle!

Arsene Wenger stood up from the dugout and walked to the sidelines, thinking about how to adjust Arsenal's tactics.

Because when the snow gets bigger and bigger, the turf becomes slippery, the Gunners' technical movements and receiving passes will change, and the success rate of both passing and dribbling will be greatly reduced!

This is a nightmare for the gunners who are used to playing with ground coordination!

For manager Arsene Wenger, he should make changes to his team's on-field tactics as soon as possible to be on the safe side, but the current tactics are the culmination of a week of hard work by him and the Arsenal first-team coaching staff...... Arsene Wenger was still hesitating.

He glanced casually at the court, and his pupils suddenly shrank!

Because the French marshal saw an incredible thing!

(To be continued)