"What? Not your son? So who is he? Only then did Li Honglian know how ridiculous the illusion was just now, but fortunately she didn't say it, otherwise she would have been teased by Xu Kai.

"He's right, I'm not his son, I'm Xu Kai, he's Zhou Waste, haha!" The little dragon jumped on the wooden box, high above, and the image of the child king was fully revealed.

Xu Kai took a few steps closer to him and said angrily, "What did you say? Who is Scrap Material? ”

Xiaolong suddenly became a little interested, and said, "Okay, I'll test it, who knows how many stars there are in the sky?" ”

Xu Kai blurted out: "This ...... The devil only knows ......"

Xiaolong laughed and said, "Of course God knows, stupid!" ”

"Huh?" Xu Kai immediately regretted it, but does the ghost know the difference between it and God knows? He was suddenly confused, and he couldn't extricate himself from the problem.

Xiaolong looked at Xu Kai's stupid appearance and secretly rejoiced, and said with a smile: "I'll come out with another one, which one hour or two and a half hours is longer?" ”

That's too simple, isn't it? Xu Kai immediately replied: "Of course it's been two and a half hours!" ”

Xiaolong laughed and said with a smile: "Stupid! It's just as long. Isn't two and a half hours an hour? ”

"This ......" Xu Kai thought about it carefully, and sure enough, it made sense......

Xiao Long continued to ask: "Last question, Xiao Ming jumped from the window on the 20th floor, why didn't he fall to his death?" ”

Xu Kai replied without thinking: "He can fly ......"

This time, Xiaolong laughed and said that his stomach hurt, and he stopped for a while and said, "You are also you for him?" Because he's jumping into it, fool! ”

"Ahh......h ”

Nana looked at Xu Kai while imagining Li Honglian's jaw dropping, and couldn't help but look at her and sneer.

Li Honglian regretted it now, Nana is Xu Kai's woman, how could she laugh at him? I'm really naïve......

Xu Kai had an idea after adjusting his chin back. said: "No! You thought of these answers first, how could I answer them right away? ”

The little dragon lay on the wooden box, posed a very dragged POSS, and said, "Really? Then you also have a few questions. Let's see if I can answer. ”

The other party was just a child, Xu Kai looked full of confidence, and said with a smile: "Hehe, this is what you said?" ”

"Hmmm! Without further ado, let's get started. Xiaolong looked disappreciative. Holding his head with his hands, he looked at Xu Kai listlessly.

"What an arrogant boy, listen to me well......" Xu Kai began to look for a problem in the chip database, wanting to defeat Xiaolong.

After a while, he found the topic and asked, "Why does a woman wear high heels mean that she is about to get married?" ”

Xiaolong scratched his scalp and said with a smile: "Because women walk slowly in high heels, it is easy to be caught up by men." ”

"It's so fast......" Xu Kai didn't expect Xiaolong to answer so quickly, and continued to ask: "A hunter." A gun, with a range of 100 meters, and a wolf is 200 meters away from the hunter, and neither the hunter nor the wolf moves, but the hunter shoots the wolf to death? ”

This time he didn't even think about it, Xu Kai just finished asking him and gave the answer, saying: "Because that gun is 100 meters long." ”

"Can you think of this? Again! Xu Kai is getting more and more unhappy, why can he answer like a fluent? You'll have to find a harder question......

"Smoking is not allowed in the cinema, and when the plot reaches **, a man starts smoking. The entire screen was shrouded in smoke. However, not a single spectator came out to protest, why is that? ”

The little dragon touched his nose and jumped off the wooden box. said: "Because the man who smoked is a character who appears in the movie. ”

"Huh? This ......" Xu Kai wanted to continue asking, but Xiaolong was already impatient and said, "Forget it, these questions are pediatric for me." ”

Nana smiled: "Hehe, Xiao Kai, you have completely lost to this child." ”

"Nana. Why can't even you ......" Xu Kai's face was embarrassed this time, still in front of his wife, but Nana didn't laugh at him, but out of love for children, he still knew this very well, but he was a little embarrassed as an adult.

Not only Nana, everyone laughed, Xu Kai didn't know anything about this kind of brain teaser, Xiaolong really caught his key point, is he very familiar with Xu Kai?

Xiaolong walked up to Xu Kai and said loudly: "From now on, I am Xu Kai, you are Zhou Waste, understand?" ”

Xu Kai was very interested in Xiaolong wanting to replace him so much, and asked, "Why do you want to be Xu Kai so much?" ”

Xiaolong turned his head and said angrily, "You don't care about this. ”

"You ......" Xu Kai really can't do anything about him at all, what a little kid......

Xiao Zi clapped his hands excitedly and said, "Brother Xiaolong, you are so good!" ”

With Xiao Zi's praise, all the children flocked to Xiao Long, even the adults were defeated by him, and now Xiao Long is not only his leader, but also their idol.

Although Li Honglian had never seen Xiaolong, she treated children equally, chose a gift and sent it to him, and said with a smile: "Take it, this is for you!" ”

"For me?" Xiaolong looked at this gentle woman with curious eyes, and suddenly remembered his mother, although he was a little moved, he still pretended to be very dragged, closed his eyes and said, "Since this is the case, I will accept it unceremoniously." ”

"Hee-hee, you're really interesting." Li Honglian touched Xiaolong's head and found that his head was really much bigger than other children, no wonder he was so smart.

Xiaolong also felt it, and shook her hand away very angrily, and said, "I'm not smart because of my big head, I have real talent and learning!" ”

Li Honglian squinted her eyes and said with a smile: "Mmmm, I believe in you!" ”

Looking at her appearance, Xiaolong missed his mother even more, and suddenly turned around and left.

Xu Kai sighed: "What a child with personality......"

"Okay, Zhou Scrapwood, you better go back and make up for the lessons, you can't even compare to a child, and your face as an adult has been lost by you."

"What do you say? Can you answer all these questions? ”

"Of course! Even these kids can answer, don't you think? ”

"Yes!" The children spoke in unison, completely shattering Xu Kai's self-esteem, and he hurriedly hid in the corner of the wall to draw a circle, not cursing anyone, but having no land...... (To be continued.) )