Ya Qianrou knew that she shouldn't laugh at this time, but she really couldn't help it. www.biquge.info This matter is really funny, Huo Tiandu is just playing a small trick, the dignified prodigal son Wu Xiaotang actually turned into a madman Wang Xiaomao overnight, which made Wu Xiaotang and himself make a big fuss in the past few days The results of the six sects such as the Golden Dao District family were wiped out...... Who in the world could have come up with such a crazy plan? Except for Huo Tiandu. It is conceivable that no matter how Wu Xiaotang and himself make trouble in the next few days, Huo Tian can take this notice and tell everyone confidently: "This person is just a madman, and the real Wu Xiaotang is still in Bashu." You don't believe it? The government has posted a notice to Anmin, don't you think this person is Wang Xiaomao on the notice? Look at the nose, look at the eyes......"

Ya Qianrou looked at Wu Ruotang, who was depressed, and smiled: "Then what should we do next?" Is that it? ”

Wu Ruotang: "~~~!" ”

"No matter!" Wu Ruotang said viciously: "If he is unkind, I will be unjust." Originally, I didn't want to use such a nasty trick, but since I was forced to do this, I had no choice but to let it go. ”

Ya Qianrou: "~~~!" ”

"What's the trick?" Ya Qianrou asked curiously.

Wu Ruotang: "~~~!" ”

"Hey~~!" Wu Ruotang smiled: "Do you know what a famous and accomplished man is most afraid of? ”

Ya Qianrou thought for a while and said, "Discredited? ”

Wu Ruotang nodded and said, "Exactly." But what is the best thing that can bring a man into disrepute? ”

This question was stumped by Ya Qianrou, she shook her head, indicating that she didn't know.

Wu Ruotang laughed, his smile was extremely shameless: "The most unbearable thing for a man is that his woman puts a green hat on his head!" Generally speaking, both men and women, what they are most interested in is celebrity scandals. What I want to do is to tell the world the story between me and Huo Tiandu's concubine Meng Caiyi, I Wu Xiaotang is famous, and I have to turn it into something that I don't have...... Hehe, this time I can't make Huo Tiandu, the old turtle, angry and jump out, I'll just take his surname! ”

Ya Qianrou: "~~~!" ”

"Huh?" Ya Qianrou listened. couldn't help but be dumbfounded: "You...... What do you want to do? ”

Wu Ruotang laughed and said: "I want to tell stories, I want to tell stories in the restaurant with the best business and the most famous in this area...... I even thought of a name, and it was called 'My unruly love with Concubine Huo Tiandu-the story that I have to tell'...... What do you think? ”

Ya Qianrou: "~~~~!" ”

"This~~!" Ya Qianrou listened to it with a creep. Hair stands on end. This person is so shameless, as long as people are shameless, what else can't be done?

Wu Ruotang paused and said, "However, it takes funds to do this. Do you think that the best and biggest restaurant would ask me to tell a story for no reason? Unless the whole restaurant is wrapped. And in order to make more people come to listen to me, it is best to let these people come into the restaurant to eat and drink for nothing, plus some advertising expenses and publicity expenses before...... So, can you sponsor a little bit? ”

Ya Qianrou: "~~~!" ”

"Fuck off!" Ya Qianrou covered her wallet and said, "No." A few days ago, when we went to the Baishui Gang, Qinglongmen and other sects to make trouble, I saw with my own eyes that you had made a lot of money......"

Wu Ruotang: "~~~!" ”

Facing Ya Qianrou, who looked nervous, Wu Ruotang grinned and said: "Although I robbed the rich, I didn't even put a child in my arms. I used all that money to help the young women in the Qinglou, alas, how pitiful these girls are, living at the bottom of society. Nobody cares, no one cares......"

Ya Qianrou: "~~~!" ”

"You bastard!" Ya Qianrou pointed at Wu Ruotang's nose and scolded loudly: "Prostitutes are prostitutes, why do you say so beautifully?" I said, what are you doing sneaking out every night...... Do you have money to prostitute but no money to do serious work? I'm not going to give you money anyway......"

Wu Ruotang: "~~~~"!

"It's better to give less, anyway, you can't spend more money......" Wu Ruotang said with a hippie smile.

Ya Qianrou: "~~~!" ”

"If you don't give it, you won't give it no matter what you say, you have the ability to earn it yourself......" Ya Qianrou said angrily.

Wu Ruotang: "~~~!" ”

"Hey~~~!" Wu Ruotang let out a long sigh and said, "Since this is the case, there is no way, I have to go to the street to talk about a book and earn some activity funds first." My story is called: Absolute Privacy-My Elopement with the Unequaled County Lord ...... Qianli"

Ya Qianrou: "~~~!" ”

"You~~~!" Ya Qianrou's face turned green, and without saying a word, she took out the silver ticket from her arms and threw it to Wu Ruotang. Tie Qing said with a blushing face: "Three thousand taels, is it enough?" If you dare to chew the root of your tongue outside, I will kill you with a knife! ”

Wu Ruotang: "~~~!" ”

"Good!" Wu Ruotang smiled and counted the silver tickets in his hand, without even raising his head: "Less is less." But it's going to be enough...... By the way, you still have to pay for this meal......"

Ya Qianrou: "~~~!" ”

With a "plop", Ya Qianrou fell to the ground in anger. She can be regarded as having seen Wu Ruotang's personality thoroughly!

Dongting Lake, Yueyang. Yueyang is located in the north of Dongting Lake, south of Dongting and north of the Yangtze River, with developed water transportation and a large number of merchants. It is a famous prosperous city in the south of the Yangtze River, and it is also known as the land of fish and rice. When Wu Ruotang first arrived in Yueyang, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Beautiful Yueyang, strong Yueyang, there must be many such prosperous and wealthy urban idlers." is the so-called full of warm thoughts, when you are full and drunk, the rest is to do everything possible to have fun. Hehe, I'm here, I, Wu Ruotang, want to take the first step to counterattack Huo Tiandu, the old turtle, here......"

Half a day later, the streets and alleys of Yueyang were plastered with "The prodigal son Wu Xiaotang deduced the history of indecent love, and the red apricot came out of the wall to reveal Huo's secret news", "Glamorous and exciting scandals, inhumane celebrity secrets", "Who can believe that a generation of grandmasters actually died in a lingering and sympathetic unruly love? -- The prodigal son Wu Xiaotang came to the scene to tell the death of Huo Tiandu, the former head of the Tianshan Sword Sect", and other extremely tempting notices. The most unfortunate thing is that in the upper left corner of each poster, there is a red pen - "not suitable for children", "those under the age of 18 are not allowed to observe" and other words that make the good deeds even more itching.

For a time, all the idlers in Yueyang City who had eaten enough and had nothing to do happily gathered at the Yueyang Restaurant, the storytelling location mentioned in the poster, to see the demeanor of Wu Xiaotang, a wandering son, who was bold, asked women not to take their lives, even Huo Tiandu's little wife dared to go up, women's nightmares, and men's idols. (To be continued.) )