In the past, Yang Cheng always heard people describe a very powerful and influential person, and he would say that as long as he stomped his feet, everyone would feel the earthquake, and he had dreamed countless times that he wanted to be such a powerful person, and then ......

Seeing that the United States is not pleasing to the eye, they ran to the United States to stomp their feet, shocked those Uncle Sam to death, and saw that the little devils in Japan were not pleasing to the eye, so they ran to Japan and stomped their feet, and shocked them from island countries to underwater worlds, as well as Vietnam, India, and .......

It was just an ignorant and absurd dream when he was young, and when he grew up, he never had such an idea again, even if he traveled to the present, he didn't dare to think like this, so he never thought that he would one day cause an earthquake, and he didn't need to stomp his feet, just sneez!

The day after returning to Madrid from Kiev, Ukraine, Real Madrid's official website posted a post saying that the team's head coach Yang Cheng had a cold after returning from Ukraine and would miss the afternoon training session the next day, and should be able to catch up with the match against Deportivo La Coruna three days later, and wished him a speedy recovery.

Also on the same day, Yang Cheng responded to the official website on his Weibo, "I have a cold, I have difficulty breathing, my head is ......, damn Chris, don't prescribe medicine, despise him!" ”

This was followed by a large number of replies and retweets from fans on the official website and Weibo, with thousands of fans leaving messages wishing him a speedy recovery and saying that the team still needed him, and Real Madrid's players also left messages on Weibo and the official website.

"It's hard to live without a leader on the sidelines!"

"Come back soon, Chief!"

"If you kill the disease, we'll kill Lako!"

When asked, all the Real Madrid fans were fried, and the news of Yang Cheng's cold spread on the same day, followed by forwards and messages from Germany, Italy, England, and even some well-known stars and coaches around the world.

Of course, there are also interesting spoofs of netizens, such as someone photoshopped a picture of Yang Cheng kneeling naked on the icy and snowy court in Kiev, and said that this was the reason for Caesar's cold, and some people said that it was because Yang Cheng went to the Chinese Internet to watch the super coach did not give clicks, recommendations, subscriptions and monthly passes.

In short, a lot of spoofs have become the antithesis of the classics

Finally, the Ukrainian Tourism Bureau made a clarification in person, saying that the recent weather in Ukraine is the best in recent years, Yang Cheng's cold has nothing to do with their climate, and all tourists who want to come to Ukraine do not need to worry.

But more than half a year after this incident, the Ukrainian Tourism Bureau is explaining why the number of tourists in Ukraine has declined since November, and one of the reasons they attributed to it is that Yang Cheng has a cold in our place, which has caused many tourists to be frightened.

Some media even ridiculed that the decline in the number of tourists in Northern Europe and other regions in November and December was because of Yang Cheng's cold and there were similar surveys, showing that because of Yang Cheng's cold, many tourists retreated from the Nordic winter.

Now Yang Cheng definitely didn't know that his sneeze would cause such a big storm, but he knew very well that this sneeze couldn't be hit, so he desperately wanted to hold back and hold back again, but in the end, Ha Qiu snorted and hit it.

Charlize, who was originally preparing breakfast in the kitchen, Theron turned his head and saw Yang Cheng wrapped in a blanket, leaning on the kitchen cupboard, rubbing his nose, immediately turned around, and casually pulled out two tissues and handed them to him.

"If you have a cold, don't run around, just go and sit on the sofa obediently, go!"

Yang Cheng rubbed his nose and twitched a few times, it was so blocked that sometimes he had to breathe through his mouth, but he still walked to the living room obediently, muttering as he walked, "I'd better go buy some cold medicine to eat!" ”…,

"What medicine?" Charlize Theron was busy in the kitchen, answering.

"What kind of medicine do you take?" Charles was still playing with toys and raised his head, "Mom said that you don't need to take medicine for a small cold, and you can rely on self-treatment, so that your body will become stronger and less likely to get sick in the future, isn't it, Mom?" ”

The last sentence was deliberately asked very loudly.

Charlize Theron in the kitchen giggled and nodded, feeling sorry for this person's little ghost-sized son, "That's right, people in their thirties are not as good as a 5-year-old child!" ”

"Really, I'm in my thirties, and I'm not as good as me, how can I be my dad if I'm like this?" Charles shook his head and sat down to play his game of blocks again.

Yang Cheng sat on the sofa in the living room, laughing almost out of breath, this kid can just say, that mouth can really say dead people.

But looking at his son playing games in the living room, looking at the kitchen, Charlize and Theron, who were busy in their nightgowns, always felt warm in his heart, and he was very moved to learn that he was sick and they flew over from the United States.

People, at this time, they are always very fragile and need a little family warmth to support.

It didn't take long for a bowl of hot lean porridge to be placed in front of Yang Cheng, and a small bowl was placed next to it, and the little ghost who liked to play tricks was salivating and watching, waiting for a cold before eating.

Charlize, Theron's soft hand was close to Yang Cheng's forehead, and after a few seconds, he shook his head, "I don't have a fever, I went to lie in the bed after eating porridge, and I will be fine if I sweat." ”

Yang: I secretly hope so.

In fact, he rarely gets sick, he has always maintained the habit of exercising, very rarely sick, this time I don't know what happened, it was a little rain in Kyiv, it seemed to be drenched, and as soon as he came back, he felt that his throat was astringent, and then he caught a cold.

"I'll go out to buy groceries later, and by the way, I'll help you buy a mask, before you get well from a cold, you have to wear a mask, so as not to infect Charles, and I'll make you some sweaty ginger soup later, drink more, and the whip will be good!" Charlize Theron is like a housekeeper.

Yang Cheng pursed his lips helplessly, there was really no way.

He originally planned to take some cold medicine, but Chris and others stopped him from doing so, saying that it should be relied on the body's self-treatment, blindly taking medicine is easy to become a habit, and Western medicine is not good for the body, and now Charlize and Theron also said so, Yang Cheng has no choice but to obey.

"...... put on a mask, then how are we ......." Yang Cheng raised an eyebrow.

Charlize Theron's face was slightly red, although she was an old husband and wife, she didn't know this guy's ghost thoughts, and immediately said in a deep voice: "This time, I'm going to stay here for a while longer, and when your cold is cured, you can do whatever you want, but before the cold is not good, if you dare to touch my ......." ”

The blonde beauty immediately turned into a little pepper, and her right hand gestured to match her willowy eyebrows, which frightened Yang Cheng into eating porridge, and the unbearable and annoying appearance amused Charlize and Theron giggled.

The two get along, and after a long time, the jī love will inevitably fade, and sometimes it will feel more like family affection, so occasionally there will be some thorns even if it is just a clear tease between each other, or a deliberate cuteness, which is an indispensable lubricant for men and women to get along.

There is no doubt that Yang Cheng knows these things very well.

In fact, Yang Cheng took a day off, and then returned to Valdebebas to work.

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The next game against Deportivo La Coruna is a highlight, this team has always been a thorn in the face of Real Mara, last season's winter break in the first round, Real Madrid folded in their hands, although it was at the Riazo Stadium, but Deportivo LaCoruna's strength should not be underestimated.

Deportivo La Coruna's wing has been very lively this season, especially in the recent season games, Mexico's left winger has just been in very good form recently, and Lotina specializes in restraining the 59 tactics of strong teams, although the tactics of shrinking all players in the half of the defense are not liked by fans, but the points are very solid.

For Real Madrid, this game will also kick off a second wave of trials for the team, as they will face Deportivo La Coruna, Valencia and Sevilla in the coming week, all of which are very difficult teams.

After a day of rest, Yang Cheng returned to his previous work style of leaving from morning to night, but the difference is that he always wears a mask in front of his mouth, afraid of infection, and always speaks with a cold tone, so he even asked Paul and Bayer to deal with those reporters instead of him at the pre-game press conference.

But the day before the game, he still left the elegant and touching Charlize Theron at home as usual and moved to a hotel to live with the players.

But early the next morning, Charlize and Theron took Charles and secretly drove Yang Cheng's sports car to the Mira Sierra Hotel.

"Haha, Charles!" As soon as Paul Byer saw Charles, he hugged him and kissed him violently.

The kid had a bitter face, and his immature hands pushed Paul and Beye's neck, "Uncle Beye, what's so prickly on your face, it hurts, don't let you hug it!" ”

Paul and Baier laughed, but they didn't put him down, but rubbed his pink face with his beard.

This kid's silhouette is very similar to Yang Cheng, but his delicate facial features and fair skin are very similar to his mother, like a porcelain doll carved in pink and jade, whoever sees it will want to hug him and pinch his face.

"Your soup!" Charlize and Theron handed over a thermos flask, dressed in a black coat, she was low-key and elegant, and her expression was as gentle as a good wife and mother.

After chatting with Yang Cheng and Tim, Hank and others for a while, Charlize and Theron saw that the time was not early, and it was almost time to leave, so they didn't have to wait to cause trouble to Yang Cheng.

"Alright, Charles, it's time for us to go!" Charlize, Theron greeted.

Charles immediately got rid of the entanglement and sexual harassment of Paul, Bayer and Fat Bay, and threw himself into his mother's arms at once.

"Goodbye to dad and uncles!" Charlize Theron said with a smile.

"Goodbye Dad! Goodbye, Uncle Beye! Goodbye Uncle Fat! Goodbye, Uncle Hank! Charles said goodbye to everyone in one go.

Everyone smiled and said goodbye to Charles, only Benitez, the depressed Spanish fat man was so angry that he really wanted to punch Yang Cheng, it was this kid who brought Charles badly, and made the little villain call him Uncle Fat every time.

After sending Charlize and Theron away, everyone couldn't help but point at Yang Cheng with envy.

"You're so lucky!" Paul, Byer laughed and scolded.

"The son is so likable, and the girlfriend is so moving, you will be drowned in the saliva of all men!"

"The point is that there's more than one!"

Everyone in Yang Cheng's room hit him with a word, but soon they shifted the conversation from their private lives to the afternoon game, after all, Deportivo La Coruna was the immediate priority.

"Oh my God, guess who I just photographed?" …,

As soon as Mijatovich rushed into the room, he immediately asked with a shout.

"Who?" Calderón had just woken up and was still wearing his dressing gown, and it didn't seem like he was the only one who slept in this room last night, and he looked a bit of a mess.

"Charlize, Theron!" Mijatovic looked obsessed.

Not only him, although Calderón is not young when he hears this name, he is also salivating in a daze, this is the most beautiful woman in the world not long ago, although she has given birth to a child, but it does not affect her status in the hearts of all men at all.

"She also lives at this hotel?" Calderon had some hope, and if that was the case, he would have liked to get to know him.

When Mijatovic heard this, he suddenly woke up from the temptation of beauty, shook his head, and scolded: "It's really a flower with cow dung, I just secretly photographed her taking her son to visit Yang Cheng in the hotel, and also recorded a conversation between her and Yang Cheng and others in the room, it turns out that she really has a son with Yang Cheng!" ”

"!" Calderon was furious that his goddess had been ruined by his rival.

If it was just a rumor before, and everyone had a mentality of hyping each other to see it, then now, with ironclad evidence in front of them, they can't help but believe it.

"She didn't just come to the hotel to visit Yang Cheng, she also drove Yang Cheng's car, obviously living in Yang Cheng's house now, so there is no accident in the relationship between the two, plus she asked her son to call Yang Cheng's father, hum, if these things are released, the media around the world are afraid that it will be a holiday!"

Mijatovic can even feel how heavy these things in his hands are and what kind of high price they can sell, if Pete and Jolie's daughter can sell for a high price of $4.1 million, then what kind of sky-high price does Yang Cheng's family of three have to sell?

"Give Jose a call right away, he's a master at this, he knows how to do it best!" Calderon's eyes lit up with a smile, and his heart was a little moved, getting the news of Yang Cheng and Charlize and Theron, plus other things that had been overheard in the recent period, such as Melissa Rio, Aniston and others' phone calls with Yang Cheng, which would definitely sell for a higher price with inside information.

The two looked at each other for a word, and couldn't help but smile brightly, for them, these things in their hands are money!

Real Madrid have been very efficient at home this season, winning all three points at the Bernabeu, which has made Deportivo more defensive at the Bernabeu.

But in the 8th minute of the game, Ka Ban took the ball in the middle and forced a breakthrough, and when he reached into the penalty area, he was fouled by the opposing Argentine defender Coloccini, and the referee gave the Argentine defender a yellow card and gave Real Madrid a penalty.

Kaka personally took the penalty kick, 1:0!

After that, Real Madrid began to lead the game all the way, but Deportivo LaCoruna's 541 tactics tightened the backline, arranged Ming central defenders, and firmly limited Real Madrid's middle, Villa was under the opponent's central defenders, and did not have too many opportunities, coupled with the opponent's middle was crowded with defenders, resulting in Real Madrid's attack being difficult to work.

At the beginning of the second half, Yang Cheng replaced Miguel Torres with Marcelo and attacked on the wing, which made Real Madrid's offensive a little more impressive, and the attack on the side tore apart Deportivo LaCoruna's defense, weakening the defensive pressure on Kaka and Villa in the middle.

In the 49th minute, after David Silva and Marcelo cooperated on the left side, the Spaniards pulled to the front of the penalty area and kicked it straight, Kaka inserted the ball and hit the goal directly, Deportivo La Coruna's goalkeeper attacked and saved the ball, but he got out of his hand, followed by Villa's follow-up shot, 2:0...,

Only 10 minutes later, Beckham made a long diagonal pass on the right, Marcelo suddenly inserted a long drive into the back, grabbed the ball before the opponent's defender, and quickly knocked back, David Silva won the ball on the left side of the penalty area and buckled the opponent's back, passed straight to the penalty area, Villa buckled the goalkeeper and the opponent's central defender, and pushed the empty goal, 3:0

Real Madrid, who scored one after another, looked unstoppable, Deportivo fell behind by 3 goals, and Lotina had no choice but to continue to choose to defend and counterattack, until the 87th minute, substitute high school striker Sisco entered the Real Madrid penalty area, received a pass from the right side, and pressed Cannavaro's header to get a goal back for Deportivo LaCoruna.

But this goal could not save Deportivo from defeat, and in the end they suffered a defeat at the Bernabeu 1-3!

Although he won the game, Yang Cheng was not satisfied with conceding the ball in the last minute, and he asked Paul Baier, who was present in his place at the post-match press conference, to blame the players for carelessly conceding the goal in the last moments.

'We could have beaten with a more perfect scoreline, but the carelessness of the players gave the opposition a chance, especially when we defended on the left, and Marcelo obviously ignored the fact that he was a full-back!

The performance of the Brazilian defender in this game is actually very eye-catching, after coming on the bench, he participated in two consecutive goals, which is related to Yang Cheng's tactical arrangement and his strength, but Yang Cheng didn't want Marcelo to be too proud, so he gave him a hammer to remind him that he was responsible for the team conceding the goal at the last moment.

Regarding this indirect warning from the head coach, Marcelo said in an interview with the reporter of Marca News after the game that he would accept it humbly, because he was indeed careless.

Although there was no goal in this game, David and Silva, who performed well, also received unanimous praise from the classics after the game, thinking that he was very amazing in dribbling and passing, and was hailed as the new Guti, especially with the recent outstanding performance in the club and the national team, the value of the Spanish youngster has soared.

The media generally believes that this is another classic work of Yang Cheng's insight!

But the day after the end of this game, the fans who beat Deportivo La Coruna at home had not completely dispersed, and the British Sun newspaper was the first to publish an earthquake news! ）