Gao Wenbin was afraid that he would lose his breath because he had been soaked in urine for too long, so he had already drunk all the urine in the urinal and breathed through the only remaining gaps in the mouth of the pot. In order to save their lives, human beings can really do anything, and they are worthy of being the most advanced animals on this planet.

Gao Wenyan grabbed the urinal with both hands, fixed it, and then shouted: "Hard, hard!" ”

Although the urinal was fixed, Gao Wenbin still couldn't pull his head out, but wasted a lot of energy.

Gao Wenyan simply stepped on his shoulders with both feet, and then used the reaction force when he kicked his legs to pull out the urinal.

This method is really smart enough, and it seems that his grades are not bad......

It's a pity that this urinal is still reluctant to give up Gao Wenbin's head, and he can't wait to swallow his whole person.

Gao Wenbin's indissoluble relationship with the urinal has to start from three years ago, because he urins a lot at night, he can only put a urinal in his room, always running around, not only will it alarm everyone, if it's too late, even have to change a pair of pants, such a big person still pees pants, and it is still passed out? So, decisively use the urinal!

Every morning, the next man always took out a pot full of urine from under his bed.

It's a pity that it's not child's urine, but child's urine is the best, and the doctors outside are still rushing to collect it......

"Ahh Gao Wenyan impatiently made a final kick, which made Gao Wenbin scream in pain again, and he had to give up this method.

Gao Wenbin said: "Brother, you should think of a way, even if my brother is not suffocated, he will be smoked to death......"

Gao Wenyan smiled: "It's all your own urine, what's there to be afraid of?" Wait, I'll go find the tools. ”

Gao Wenbin asked, "Doesn't your urine stink?" Go and get back quickly! I can't take it anymore. ”

Gao Wenyan said: "Hehe, I'm very fast, my brother will endure it first." ”

After speaking, Gao Wenyan went to the firewood room and found an axe, wanting to split the urinal.

As soon as he mentioned the big axe, he regretted it, this axe was so sharp, wouldn't it split his brother's head together?

Gao Wenyan threw the big axe aside and replaced it with a small one. Thinking about it, the small axe was sharper than the big axe, and it was very easy to split the wood in front of him in half.

Finally, he found a small hammer......

Gao Wenyan took the small hammer and returned to Gao Wenbin's room. smiled: "Brother, this time you can be saved." ”

Since the urine in the urinal has been drunk, Gao Wenbin can't always bend over, he has long been sitting on the chair, supporting the urinal with his hands in a daze. I could barely see his expression.

Gao Wenyan couldn't help but pick up the brush and draw his eyebrows, eyes, nose, mouth, and ears on the urinal, and then looked at the "Urinal Superman" in front of him and laughed wildly.

"Brother, what are you doing? Why don't you get me out of here? Gao Wenbin couldn't see anything, and when he covered that ridiculous "face" with both hands, it made Gao Wenyan burst into laughter, and he stopped for a while and said, "It's going to be good right away!" ”

"Great!" As soon as Gao Wenbin's voice fell, he only heard a knock, which immediately made him dizzy, and his eyes were full of stars.

Then there was another thud. Gao Wenbin couldn't stand it anymore, and said angrily: "Brother, what are you doing?" Do you use your brother's head as a bell to ring? ”

Gao Wenyan replied: "Brother, I'm going to break this urinal, you bear with it first, bear with it first." ”

"What?" Before Gao Wenbin could continue, Gao Wenyan knocked hard again.

The sound was quite good, and he began to knock addicted, and he knocked several times in a row.

Gao Wenbin was already speechless in pain, and his ears roared. I'm afraid I'll be deaf if I knock it any further.

After a long time, Gao Wenyan was finally tired, but the urinal was still not broken, it was really hard......

Gao Wenyan sighed: "It seems that this hammer is too small. I'm going to change to a bigger one. ”

"Do you want to change to a bigger one?" When Gao Wenbin heard this, he suddenly fainted. At the same time as he fell, Gao Wenbin's head hit the ground hard, and with a snapping of the urinal, he finally couldn't bear the final blow and broke in half. released Gao Wenbin, who didn't know whether his head was full of urine or sweat.

"Oops! If I knew this method would work, I wouldn't have had to go so far! Gao Wenyan threw the small hammer to the ground, he didn't dare to touch Gao Wenbin, but called his subordinates and ordered him to help Gao Wenbin take a bath.

The next person is the next person, and he was not afraid of the smell of urine on Gao Wenbin's body at all, so he helped him into the bathtub, and then took water to clean the dirt on his body. Gao Wenyan couldn't help but give a thumbs up and said with a smile: "What's your name?" I'm so dedicated, I'll look for you next time. ”

"Back to the young master, my name is Gao Sining." This person is about forty years old, his appearance is okay, and the subordinates who have entered the Gao Mansion all take Gao as their surname in the mansion, and his surname is Lai, which is not very good, and now he has changed his surname to Gao, and suddenly he gives people a feeling of being underbeaten......

"What? You're going to kill me? Don't want to die? Gao Wenyan was furious, pressed Gao Sining's head into the bathtub, and said, "Look how Lao Tzu kills you!" ”

"Help! Goo-goo, help! …… "Goss would rather not want to die, his hands danced like this, only to hear a snap, and actually hit Gao Wenyan's façade with one punch, knocking him unconscious on the spot."......

"Huh?!" After Gao Sining pulled his head out of the bathtub, Gao Wenyan, who fainted on the ground, thought that he had killed someone, and quickly ran out of the smoke, but was caught by Gao Feng, who was just about to come to see Gao Wenbin.

Gao Feng grabbed Gao Sining's collar and asked, "Why are you flustered?" What's wrong? ”

"I ...... I...... I killed someone......" Gao Sining knew that in front of the famous god hunt, he would not be able to escape no matter what, so he had to confess honestly.

"What? Did you kill someone? Kill whom? Could it be ......" This is Gao Wenbin's room, if someone is really killed, except for him, it will be Gao Wenyan who is in charge of serving him.

"I'm sorry sir...... I didn't mean to......" Gao Sining knelt on the ground and begged bitterly, for fear that Gao Feng would beat himself to death in a fit of rage.

Although Gao Feng was shocked, he still didn't believe that a subordinate could beat his grandson to death, and said, "Why don't you take the old man to take a look?" ”

"Yes......" Gao Sining shuddered and brought Gao Feng to the bathtub, and his two grandsons, one fell to the ground and the other leaned against the bathtub motionless, as if they were dead......

Gao Feng was also an experienced god hunter no matter what he said, and immediately stepped forward to check if the two were still alive.

After a while, Gao Feng said, "Huh? The heartbeat is still there, and I'm not dead......"

"Really? That's great! Sure enough, it was the Buddha who blessed it, thank God! I didn't kill anyone! Gao Sining finally let go of the big stone in his heart, and smiled like a festival. (To be continued.) )