Chapter 423: The Standard of a Good Wife

Chapter 423: It's a pity that the standard of a good wife, the laughing girl didn't let go as I hoped, after hearing my voice, the laughing girl woke up as soon as she brushed it, and at the same time immediately used lightning to cover her ears, and quickly retracted the hand holding the flagpole, and sat up from the sofa with a puff, a pretty face like a ripe red apple, red fluttering, I just want to take a bite!

I saw the laughing girl sitting on the sofa, her pretty face was flushed, and the whole person was sitting there, not daring to move!

I was also stunned, I didn't know what to say, so the two of them sat stupidly, no one dared to look at anyone, and the atmosphere was instantly embarrassing to death!

The two of them sat awkwardly for a while, I suddenly found that the left hand of the puppet was missing, turned his head, and was still holding it in the arms of the laughing girl, this girl was too nervous, just now I said a sentence almost didn't find a hole in the ground, but I was nervous, but I forgot to let go of my hand, I was also embarrassed, and I didn't notice that my hand was still held in the arms of the laughing girl!

"Xiaoxiao, that, can you let go of my hand, I've been hugged by you all night, and my hands are almost unconscious!" I whispered to the laughing girl, and at the same time pointed to the left hand that was still in her arms!

"Ah......" Hearing this, the laughing girl glanced at her arms, and after finding that my hand was indeed still in her arms, the laughing girl screamed as if she had seen a ghost, and threw my arm out at once!

My poor arm was brutally discarded after being used as a pillow for the night!

I saw a brush, even the poor arm flew out like this, because I was held by the laughing girl for too long, my hand has long been numb and has no intuition, as if my hand is no longer mine, if it weren't for the flesh and skin, my brother didn't know that I still had such a hand!

Fortunately, being thrown like this didn't dislocate my hand, but instead accelerated the circulation of my qi and blood, so that the arm that had been held all night finally regained a little consciousness, at least I knew that I still had a hand!

Because the two people are sitting side by side, so the body is very close, the laughing girl has a very special body fragrance, smelling makes people feel comfortable, the occasional hand stayed in the arms of the laughing girl for a whole night, and it was covered with fragrant, uh-huh, take it to the charcoal, brush some sesame oil, sprinkle some pepper and salt, and then put some cumin, well, barbecue on the table!

Okay, to get back to the point, our hands were shaken, but I regained a little consciousness, I just put away my hand stupidly, retracted into my arms, and the flagpole was already lying down on its own when the laughing girl got up!

"That, smile, ...... just now" I turned my head, intent on breaking the silence, and said to the laughing girl!

"Don't say ......," the laughing girl said with a red face!

I said ...... just now, "I opened my mouth to speak!"

"I don't say it!" The laughing girl didn't allow me to open her mouth and interrupted me again!

"Well, I mean, I'm going to brush my teeth......" After saying that, I said hello, ran into the bathroom like a run, and closed the door.

Holding a toothbrush, the figure of a laughing girl is still in her mind, holding the toothpaste, the whole person feels a little lost and depressed, as if the soul has been hooked away!

Look at the toiletries in front of you, my brother is full of mixed tastes!

This life is the same as these toiletries in front of you, it can be cups or washing utensils, see how you choose!

Just thinking about it, I suddenly found that half of the can of toothpaste was squeezed out by me!

Looking at the toothbrush again, there is a pile of toothpaste in the pool, damn, loser, so much toothpaste, you can wash it for a week or two!

I reached out and took a glass of water, cleaned the toothpaste in the sink, and then I began to brush my teeth and wash my face!

Ten minutes later, I walked out of the bathroom refreshed, brushed my teeth and washed my face, and washed my head with me, and suddenly the whole person was sober!

I went back to my room and changed my clothes.,Yesterday's pajamas were soaked with the tears of the laughing girl.,I can't wear it for a long time.,But I was used as a pillow by the laughing girl all night.,I didn't have a chance to change it.,I can only take advantage of it now!

When I came out of the bathroom, the laughing girl was no longer in the living room, maybe I went back to the room to change clothes or something, no way, the laughing girl's pajamas were so tempting!

I was thinking about whether I should go down to buy breakfast and eat it, but I found that there was someone in the kitchen!

When I got closer, it was the laughing girl who was wearing that silver-white nightdress, making breakfast in the kitchen!

After a few days of recuperation, the swelling of the laughing girl's ankle has no major problems, and the swelling has subsided, after all, she is a professional nurse herself, so she is still quite good at dealing with these!

I saw the laughing girl wearing a silver-white nightdress, busy with everything, in the plate on the side, there were two slices of fried poached eggs, the bread machine was creaking, baking bread, and the laughing girl was holding the milk pot, heating the milk that had just been taken out of the milk box in the morning on the halogen oven, and the hot air kept bubbling up!

A few drops of sweat have already oozed from the forehead of the laughing girl, obviously, less than ten minutes of effort, and fried poached eggs, toast, and hot milk, which is still very tiring, but the laughing girl doesn't seem to care, but there is still a feeling of enjoying it, this is the best example of a good wife!

According to the standards for good wives released by the 22nd Century Husband Alliance, a good wife in the 22nd century needs to have the following conditions: she can go to the hall, go down to the kitchen, write code, find out abnormalities, kill Trojan horses, climb over walls, drive good cars, afford to buy new houses, fight second wives, and beat hooligans!

Of course, when countless husbands went home with this standard to ask their wives to be, that night, the keyboards in the computer stores were selling well again, and from time to time I could hear female voices from some rooms: You kneel on the keyboard for me at night, and if you don't play my wife I love you, you don't want to go into the house to sleep......

Immediately followed by the screams of the man, and the members of the husband alliance who released the ten standards of this good wife were wiped out by their own wives, and since then, the husband alliance has disappeared completely, and a good husband alliance has appeared!

The purpose of the Good Husband Alliance is: everything is for the wife, and the wife is all we have!

This alliance has been welcomed by the majority of wives and has become one of the most influential alliances today, which is a later story, we will leave it aside!

However, the smiling girl in front of her is obviously a model of a good wife, can she write code, find out the abnormality, kill the Trojan horse, climb the wall, afford to drive a good car, afford to buy a new house, fight the second wife, and beat the hooligans, I don't know, but there is no problem at all with the two of being able to go to the hall and get down to the kitchen!

However, these two are enough!

Write code to check abnormalities, kill Trojan horses and climb over the fence, that's the job of a computer engineer, it's a matter of the wife's shit, drive a good car and live in a good house, that's what a man should do, the wife is used to hurt, not to be a coolie, as for the second wife, laugh, pro, the three and four will definitely not be a good husband, just dump it, why fight the second wife, beat the hooligan but need, it's good to have time to send the laughing girl to learn self-defense or something!

Seeing that the laughing girl is busy, I am not embarrassed to disturb, honestly retreat to the living room, bored, reach out and take the remote control, turn on the 52-inch all-in-one computer in the room, and watch the bubble drama, which is on the air is the first broadcast of the cucumber station [Xuanyuan Sword Part 250], of course, I just went to see the girl, the plot or something is directly filtered, according to past experience, this plot must be ultra-modern!

It is said that when the first part of Xuanyuan Sword [Xuanyuan Sword Traces of Heaven] premiered, a projector appeared in the Qin Dynasty, and it was broadcast in real time, and there were also tablets such as banana brands that were very popular at the time, all kinds of dog blood and all kinds of vomiting blood, of course, because the protagonist is a handsome guy, it still aroused the love of countless audiences, well, it's my......

Cucumber TV is a veteran TV station, after using a "Brother Pig" to cause a ratings boom, it refused to give up, and this "Brother Pig" has to be released every summer vacation, from generation to generation, and it is still being played, how long have the actors in it been turned into ashes, and they have to be turned out and released again from time to time!

Whenever I see the ear kang children's shoes with big nostrils holding the purple children's shoes crying bitterly, all kinds of mountain alliances and sea vows, and a string of tongue twisters-like dialogues, I have an urge to smash the screen, fortunately my brother endured, otherwise my screen is estimated to be changed several times a year!

[Brother Returning the Pig] was also selected into the top three TV series that must be broadcast every winter and summer vacation compiled by netizens, ranking second, second only to [Journey to the South] that must be broadcast every year on my big central station!

After watching it for a while, it's really boring, this bubble drama is suitable for crying little girls, it's really difficult to show me, no way, my brother's EQ can't reach that height!

Turn off the computer, the laughing girl has also made breakfast, put on an apron, and brought out the breakfast!

Putting breakfast on the table one by one, the smiling girl greeted me and said, "Stinky rascal, come and have breakfast......"

"Oh......" Hearing this, I hurriedly agreed, and came to the dining table in a hurry!

I saw a few slices of bread on the table, a plate of poached eggs for each person, a glass of milk, and a few light and refreshing side dishes, and even better, the laughing girl also boiled a small pot of millet porridge!

At the moment when the lid was lifted, a smell of rice made me almost drool, damn, a little pot of rice porridge, the laughing girl actually made it so fragrant......