Chapter 967: You Should Tell the Story
Danyue blushed, and she was embarrassed by her overly sensitive attitude. She stuck out her tongue and smiled www.biquge.info "Okay, okay." I'm sure you're not going to do such a ridiculous thing, so I'm going to make you tea......" He said, flashing out the door. Watching the light moon disappear outside the door, Wu Ruotang Fang turned around and said viciously to Yang Si: "His mother's spicy big watermelon, you have nothing to do when you are full, cause me so much trouble?" ”
Yang Si: "~~~!" ”
"Huh! You idiot! Yang Si sneered: "Do you think I want to?" The entanglement between you and Meng Caiyi, you know it in your own heart. I don't want to talk about the past, but in the future, I hope you can handle your relationship with her properly. Please don't forget, Sanhua is equivalent to indirectly dying in her hands, if it weren't for Meng Caiyi's design to frame my Heavenly Demon Palace, Sanhua wouldn't have died......" Speaking of this, Yang Si gritted his teeth, tears flashed in his eyes, and he even became short of breath. He paused, calmed down the excitement in his heart, and continued: "Even if you don't care about the death of Sanhua, you have to think about the women around you, Chu Ling, Danyue and Ruo'er, can they tolerate you having an ambiguous relationship with a married woman?" Think for yourself! ”
Wu Ruotang knows his own business. From the standpoint of him and Meng Caiyi, it should be a life-and-death enemy as soon as they meet, but in fact, the affection between the two exists, which can deceive others and themselves. He smiled helplessly: "Thank you for the reminder, I know what I should do to be right." However, if you mean that I want to cut Meng Caiyi under the knife with my own hands, I really can't do it, and I hope to ask another master. ”
Seeing that his hard work had worked, a smile bloomed above Yang Si's face and said, "It's good that you understand." I don't want you to kill her, as long as you clearly understand the position of both sides of the enemy. Besides, for me, it's not enough for me to just have a Meng Caiyi to pay for Sanhua's life, I want the entire Tianshan Sword Sect and all the people who participated in the Battle of Dongting Lake, I want them to bury Sanhua! Yang Si's last words were understated and indifferent, as if he was telling an extremely ordinary thing, but in Wu Ruotang's ears, he felt that the murderous weight was simply chilling.
"Hey! Yang Si, Yang Si, it turns out that you have such a deep affection for scattered flowers! It's just that it's too much for so many people to be responsible for the death of scattered flowers? Wu Ruotang sighed secretly, and was about to speak to persuade him, but he heard Yang Si continue: "For this goal, not only can we not kill Meng Caiyi now, on the contrary, we have to pray that Meng Caiyi will not have an accident." ”
"Oh!" Wu Ruotang was surprised and asked, "Why?" ”
Yang Si said lightly: "Because when I met Meng Caiyi this morning, it happened to be when she swaggered out of the Wen Mansion. I didn't lie to you completely, she did ask me to greet you. ”
Wu Ruotang's brain turned extremely fast, and he was so shocked that he almost jumped up from the bed: "Meng Caiyi wants to change his strategy and form an alliance with Wen Shizhong!" Oh no, we're in danger. ”
Yang Si smiled slightly: "You guessed the same as I thought, Meng Caiyi is just going to form an alliance with Wen Shizhong." And judging from all kinds of clues, Wen Shizhong is afraid that he is also quite excited. However, if you are wrong about one thing, it is okay if they do not align with each other, and once they do, they will be the ones who will be worse than us. Especially Wen Shizhong, he will be the first to be unlucky. Hehe, I can only sigh that Wen Shizhong has worked hard to run Xiangyang for decades, and when he is old, he is about to bury his good country because of a wrong decision. I believe that by that day, he will not have to be done by others, and he will regret cutting off his head with a knife. ”
Wu Ruotang couldn't help but be curious when he saw that he looked confident and confident. What good idea does this fat man have to dare to speak out so loudly? He thought about it for a long time, and felt that it was rare to be able to save his life in such a bad situation and not become a street rat that everyone shouted at. Finally, he had to admit that his IQ was far from the dead fat man in front of him who was playing intrigue all day long, and humbly asked: "Mr. Yang Si, will the plan be released?" There is a way to teach me. ”
"Hey, hey!" Yang Si smiled proudly and said, "I wonder if the eldest prince of Wu has ever heard the story of Liu Bei borrowing Jingzhou and not paying it back?" ”
Wu Ruotang was confused by him, and said strangely: "Although I haven't read any books, I have heard the stories of burning Chibi and Liu Bei borrowing Jingzhou." Just, what does this have to do with us? ”
Yang Si's eyes narrowed into a slit with a smile: "It has a relationship, it has a lot to do." Because my strategy is called 'Liu Bei borrowing Jingzhou'. It's just that Liu Bei is talented and strategic, he borrowed the entire Jingzhou, and I, Yang Si, naturally can't compare with his old man, and the place to borrow is naturally smaller, and a Xiangyang City will be satisfied. ”
"Ahh Wu Ruotang couldn't help but be dumbfounded. Lunatic! This fat man is really a madman!
Ignoring Wu Ruotang's surprised gaze, Yang Si said with self-control: "It is said that back then, the generation of male lord Cao Cao coerced millions of male teachers to go to Jiangnan in the name of conquering the rebellious 'big-eared thief' Liu Bei, and his intention was not Liu Bei, but in fact, he wanted to take the land of the six counties of Sun Wu in Jiangdong. For him, Liu Xuande, the ringworm of mustard, has no more than 10,000 soldiers, and the city is no more than a county in Xinye, so it is not enough to worry at all. His real confidant is Jiangdong Sun Wu. The six counties of Jiangdong have a large population and abundant products, and the earth spirit people are talented in large numbers, which is really a piece of fat meat that cannot be more beautiful. As long as Jiangdong wins, Cao Cao will sweep the eight wildernesses and dominate the world, and achieve supreme hegemony......"
"I've heard this story since I was a child from the old storyteller on the street, dead fatty, don't you want to tell me about the Three Kingdoms from the beginning? To be honest, so far, I am still an injured person, you have to think about my body's ability to bear it......" Wu Ruotang protested in a low voice on the side.
"Cao Cao's old thief is really cunning, he first sent a message to Sun Quan before the southern expedition, inviting Sun Quan to discuss Liu Bei. This trick is really ruthless. If Sun Quan does what Cao Cao wants, it is equivalent to bowing down to Cao Cao, and when Cao Cao's million-strong army arrives, he will destroy Liu Bei first, and then go to Jiangdong by the way to be a guest, and finally say to Sun Quan very politely: "Brother Sun Quan, this time to fight against the thief Liu Bei, brother, you give my brother face very much, and you must keep it in mind as a brother." Now, Liu Bei, the old boy, has been wiped out by our brothers, brother, you have nothing to do, why don't you go to my brother and my Xuchang to play? With my brother and I interceding on the side, the little emperor will definitely reward you with a big official ...... At that time, our brothers can be officials in the capital together, pick up girls together, and cook rice wine in my backyard together to discuss which woman in the capital is the most coquettish and tasty, hehe...... Yes? You don't want to go to Xuchang with me? This is your mistake, brother, I sincerely invite you to go to my territory to play, and you don't give face? Could it be that you have been the emperor of the soil in Jiangdong for a long time, and you are used to living a small life of fine clothes and fine food, and you dislike the difficult living conditions in our north and the rough skin of northern women? Your grandma's, shame on the face. Little guys, pull this kid surnamed Sun down and cut it down! How? Still not convinced? Lao Tzu has a lot of soldiers, even if he on your head, you have to admit it. In this way, Sun Quan had no choice but to obediently follow Cao Cao to Xuchang. But with Cao Cao's character, he categorically will not let Sun Quan, the bane, survive in the world, and will eventually find a reason to kill Sun Quan, and he will never suffer in the future. Therefore, as long as Sun Quan promised Cao Cao to fight Liu Bei together, it would be tantamount to sending himself to a dead end; However, what if Sun Quan did not agree to crusade against Liu Bei? Then Cao Cao can justifiably accuse Sun Quan and Liu Bei of conspiring to usurp, and he can crusade against Sun Quan under the banner of righteousness. Regarding Wu Ruotang's protest, Yang Si was unaware of it, and acted in an endless manner.
"I'll go!" Wu Ruotang cried with a sad face and said, "It's a waste if you don't tell the story!" But no matter how wonderful you say, if you stir-fry and stir-fry, it's just a plate of cold rice. Please, please get to the point! ”
"So, Cao Cao's move is really powerful enough! No matter what Sun Quan did, Cao Cao had a reason to seize Jiangdong. And Cao Cao's article to discuss Liu Bei together, Jiangdong's side was in chaos, and most people were afraid of Cao Cao's power and suggested that Sun Quan surrender to Cao Cao. Only Lu Su said to Sun Quan, anyone in Jiangdong can surrender to Cao Cao, only the master, you can't surrender, those of us who are courtiers surrender, when we get there, there are still officials to do and drink, and the master, if you surrender to Cao Cao, you will definitely be killed by Cao Cao......"
"Big brother, please spare me......" Wu Ruotang wailed.
"Okay, okay, I'll make a long story short...... As a result, Sun Quan decided to confront Cao Cao and appointed Zhou Yu and Zhou Gongjin as the governors of the capital. Speaking of Zhou Yu, his face is like a crown of jade and his demeanor, and his wife Xiao Qiao is also a peerless beauty, and she has a fight with Diao Chan. Back then, when Sun Quan's eldest brother Sun Ce passed on the throne to him, he once told Sun Quan to ask Zhang Zhao's opinion more when managing internal affairs, and once he started a war with others, he had to rely on Zhou Yu, which shows that Zhou Yu is a ...... person"
"Save ...... Help me! Come on! I don't want to stay here anymore, I'm going out......" Wu Ruotang roared!
"Don't do that, listen to me...... At this time, Liu Bei's military adviser Zhuge Kongming was entrusted by Liu Bei to go to Jiangdong to lobby Wu to resist Cao. Speaking of Zhuge Kongming, I think it is necessary to mention the story of Liu Bei's invitation to the mountain when Liu Bei visited the thatched house. Anyway, ...... back then"
"Three visits to the thatched house, three visits to the thatched house...... If you are so verbose, be careful that I kick you into the latrine and tell you to look at the latrine three times! Wu Ruotang said madly!
"Okay, let's not talk about the thatched house, let me talk about Zhuge Kongming's tongue war Jiangdong Confucianism...... Hey, what are you doing? Are you rummaging through the cabinets looking for something? You are injured and have difficulty moving, so I'll find you something you want. Yang Si was surprised!
Wu Ruotang: "~~~~!" ”
"Oh, thank you then. Please find out the scissors that Danyue usually uses to manicure my nails from that drawer......" Wu Ruotang said expressionlessly!
"What do you want scissors for?" Yang Si was surprised!
"I ...... I've had enough! Instead of being tortured to death by you like this, it is better to kill yourself with a knife! "Wu Ruotang's face is like ashes!
"Don't be like this, Zhuge Liang is my idol, I finally have a chance today, you just let me say it! Hey, why are you poking me with a pair of scissors? ”
"Since Zhuge Liang is your idol, I will send you this pig's head to meet your idol!" Wu Ruotang said murderously!
"Don't be so impulsive! I won't talk about tongue warfare, just talk about borrowing arrows from straw boats......"
"I ...... I've really lost to you. Let's let me tell you, the next is Huang Gai's bitter meat plan, Pang Tong's serial boat plan, Kong Ming's borrowing of the east wind, then the burning of Chibi, Guan Yu Huarong's moral interpretation of Cao Cao, and finally Liu Bei took advantage of Zhou Yu's pursuit of Cao Cao to seize Jingzhou, Lu Su came to discuss on the order of Sun Quan, Liu Bei said that he borrowed it, but he didn't pay it back. It's something that can be said in a few sentences, why do you talk about it for a long time? Wu Ruotang roared hoarsely!
"This ...... Because when I was not famous in the Heavenly Demon Palace, I had always relied on telling stories in some restaurants, tea shops and other places to supplement my family. You also know that such as us, a little minions who are bastards and fishes out of the way, have neither welfare nor provident fund, and the source of life has always been insecure. Alas, I'm also suffering from an occupational disease, and I can't stop talking as I talk......" Yang Si said embarrassedly!
“…… I'm convinced! Wu Ruotang foamed at the mouth and fainted on the bed.
"That's it, let's not mention the bitterness of the past, let's get down to business. In today's situation, the Tianshan Sword Sect is like Cao Cao, Wen Shizhong is like Sun Quan, and we are the weak Liu Bei...... Meng Caiyi's ambition for Xiangyang, Wen Shizhong couldn't have been unaware, and this time he took the initiative to sue for peace, but because of last night's battle, we drew salaries from the bottom of the kettle, and the ambush that Meng Caiyi arranged in Shen Yuan was defeated in one fell swoop, so she was temporarily unable to go north, so she could only think of another way. At this time, Xiangyang cannot be forcibly captured by force, which does not mean that Meng Caiyi will not be able to swallow Xiangyang in the future, not to mention the trick of annexing the Wen family without blood. For this point, Wen Shizhong must be clearer than us. Therefore, this time Meng Caiyi took the initiative to come to the door to seek peace, which seemed to give Wen Shizhong a chance to choose, but it was actually an extremely powerful move. ”
Wu Ruotang suddenly realized, clapped his hands and shouted, "I understand." With Meng Caiyi's temperament, this peace will inevitably come with a number of conditions, such as the Yangtze River water transport is open to the passing ships of the Tianshan Sword Sect, no relevant fees are charged, and even the Wen family's docks and fleets in various places can be borrowed...... In this way, isn't this Yangtze River water transportation equivalent to falling into her hands? His mother's spicy big watermelon, if Wen Shizhong really agreed to such conditions, wouldn't our hard work last night to win the battle be tantamount to being busy in vain? (To be continued.) )