Give birth to a football team

Yang Cheng's joke quickly became a popular phrase among fans, and some people even made all kinds of ridicule

Charlize Theron's fans specially made a funny atlas, pointing out that according to the age of a normal woman, the degree of body maintenance, and the recovery status after giving birth, it was finally concluded that if Charlize Theron really gave birth to 11 children as Yang Cheng said, he would have to be born at least 45 years old

And in this step-by-step atlas of fans, Charlize Theron's body changes after giving birth to each child are photoshopped, and finally when she is born to the 11th, she will completely become the fattest woman in the world

Please, Caesar spare our perfect goddess, fans begged Yang Cheng on Weibo

But soon, Yang Cheng's fans reacted, listing the sequelae of excessive sperm loss, and finally came to a conclusion, that is, if Yang Cheng and Charlize Theron really had 11 children, then he would become the thinnest man in the world

The first man in the world to be crushed by a female superior, our tragic Caesar

One thing proved by Caesar's facts is that both wives and girlfriends must not be too beautiful, otherwise their lifespans will often be shorter

Upstairs, if you take a dinosaur as a wife, will your life be shorter?

Turning over in the middle of the night was directly scared to death, wahaha

The discussion and ridicule of fans on the Internet is more out of kindness, so when Real Madrid faced Barcelona at the Bernabeu Stadium when the derby of the century came, Charlize Theron appeared in the stands, and the Real Madrid fans in the stadium gave her the warmest applause and cheers

I don't know if it's the effect of the lights or if it's really pregnant, Charlize Theron appeared without makeup tonight, but it seems to make people see that her face is shrouded in a layer of bright light, and the whole person has become more charming than usual, more temperamental and charming, especially through the platform of the century derby, which appeared in front of fans all over the world who watched the live broadcast of the game, and it was even more popular, which made countless fans fall over

As if to contrast the camera lenses, the Caesar princesses in the stands kept circulating, from Melissa Trio holding Jan, to Natalie Portman and Avril holding Alfie, to Heidi Krum and Sienna Miller, and Canalis and Aniston, and then Elsa Patakci, known as Spain's first beauty

As the camera turned around like this, everyone had to be impressed by Yang Cheng's luck, and even the on-site commentator had to praise from the bottom of their hearts, being a man to this extent is really enough to live his life

The scenery in the stands is beautiful and unconventional, and the competition under the stands is also exciting

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Barcelona is not ranked high in La Liga this season, relying on Yang Cheng's Real Madrid to defeat Valencia and Atletico Madrid, which made Barcelona climb to the second place in La Liga again, but the points gap between them and Real Madrid has widened to 19 points, which is almost an insurmountable gap

For this derby of the century, almost no one thinks that Barcelona has a chance to win at the Bernabeu, because Real Madrid this season can really say that the advantage is too obvious, and Barcelona has been damaged after selling Messi, Iniesta and Alves, and may have some advantages against teams such as Valencia and Atletico Madrid, but it can be described as an all-round weakness in the face of Real Madrid

Barcelona coach Vilanova also bluntly stated before the game that Barcelona want to beat Real Madrid at the Bernabeu Stadium is very difficult and almost impossible task, so he hopes that Barcelona's players can do their best to prevent Real Madrid from scoring, but in order to boost morale, he also said that the team is not completely out of chances to win

Cruyff supported before the game, believing that if Barcelona wants to win at the Bernabeu, the most important thing is to do two requirements first, the first is to organize the team's defense, and the second is to score first than Real Madrid...,

In fact, both demands are undoubtedly very difficult challenges for Barcelona, and if Vilanova wants to win, he will also hope to have a chance to beat Real Madrid again, as he did in last season's Copa del Rey final

But it is clear that he forgot one thing

Last season's Copa del Rey final was more like Messi and Iniesta's last gift to Barcelona than he and Barcelona beat Real Madrid, and since then they have switched to Real Madrid to serve Meilinger wholeheartedly

In this game, Real Madrid's lineup is goalkeeper Casillas, the backline is Thiago Silva, De La Red and Ramos, the back is Xavi Alonso, the attacking defenders are David Silva, Kaka and Iniesta, the three forwards are Ronaldo, Aguero and Messi

Barcelona's squad is also full of main players, with the goalkeeper Valdés, the backline is Abidal, Pique, Puyol and Adriano, the three midfielders are Sergio Busquets, Xavi and Keita, and the trident is Pedro, Torres and Cesc Fabregas

Villanova wanted to make a round of attacks after the opening, but Real Madrid's attacking strength was obviously faster and sharper than the opponent's

Although Barcelona took the lead after the opening, Real Madrid's active pressing forced Barcelona to move the ball back to their positions, and Real Madrid took this opportunity to press heavily and launched a round of crazy pressing on Barcelona's penalty area

Valdés is a goalkeeper who is very strange and says that when he doesn't play well, he can be very good, but once you want to reassure him and think that he can be a big thing, he will always give you a hammer when you are most confident in him, making you dizzy and dizzy

To say that in the first few games of this season, due to Barcelona's not solid backline, Valdés played well, and even from the statistical point of view, he was better than Casillas, because Real Madrid's goalkeeper was limited by the team's strong attacking power and did not suffer too much threat, and the statistics were not eye-catching

But in this game, Valdés received a return pass from Busquets at the beginning of the game, he obviously judged the coming of the ball and reacted, and it was a big kick when no one interfered, and wanted to drive the ball directly to the front, because Pedro and Torres were preparing

What is puzzling is that even he himself may not understand why this ball was kicked crookedly

Seeing that his big foot didn't hit the right part, he actually kicked the ball to the right side and kicked it to the feet of Messi, who was unguarded at this time, and even the on-site commentator shouted in surprise

Oh my God, Valdés must have thought that he and Messi were still teammates, so he accurately passed the ball to Messi's feet, but he forgot that he was wearing a red and blue jersey, while Messi was wearing a white shirt of Real Madrid, but the two were opponents

Messi was also obviously stunned when he got the ball, but then he saw Abidal and Pique both pressing towards him at the same time, which made the Argentine react instinctively, cut in with the ball, cut in the middle, and then passed diagonally to Kaka, who was about to turn around as soon as he took the ball, but was stabbed by Puyol and poked the ball out of the penalty area

The ball fell to David Silva, and as soon as the Spaniard got the ball, he curled a shot from the edge of the box, but the corner was very tricky and the shot was saved by Valdés

The ball fell to the left, and when little Rod got the ball, he used his body to suppress Adriano, a feint shook off the Brazilian defender, and the ball passed horizontally through the gap between Valdés and Puyol, who had regained his feet, and passed it just right in the direction of Messi's advance, and the Argentine gently pushed the ball towards the approaching ball

I saw the football that was rolling on the grass touched Messi's foot and bounced off the ground, quickly crossed Valdés' arm and drilled into the goal behind him, 1:0..., GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

All the Real Madrid fans in the stands at the Bernabeu Stadium rushed out of their seats and shouted in unison to the players who scored on the pitch to congratulate them on the goal of Barcelona shortly after the opening kick-off

Just 21 seconds into the opening game, Real Madrid scored two shots in succession from inside the Barcelona penalty area and scored a goal, which was also Messi's first goal in an official La Liga league after switching to Real Madrid

Messi didn't celebrate as excitedly as his teammates after the goal, he looked a little silent, he didn't laugh out loud like he usually laughed after the goal, it seemed that he was using this way to express his feelings for Barcelona, although he switched to Real Madrid to his sworn enemy, but it was more to pay off Barcelona's debts

Real Madrid fans chanted Messi's name from the stands, chanting Messi to show their love for the former Barcelona superstar, who was now wearing a Real Madrid shirt, a Real Madrid player who helped Real Madrid break through Barcelona's goal

Vilanova has obviously been recognized by Yang Cheng in terms of tactics, with Real Madrid's strong combat effectiveness, Yang Cheng is more calm and calm in terms of strategy, and dared to press Barcelona hard after the opening, which caught Barcelona off guard

Valdés, who has been solid this season, made an unforgivable mistake when he passed the ball to an unguarded Messi when he cleared the ball, which is not equivalent to sending close attacking opportunities to Real Madrid's feet for nothing, and it is indeed unbelievable that such a low-level mistake can occur in such a game

If Real Madrid beat Barcelona with this goal in the end, then the culprit that caused Barcelona to lose must not be someone else, but Valdés, who made Real Madrid's goal with his low-level mistakes, and he is more like a spy planted by Real Madrid in the Barcelona team

However, it is clear that Real Madrid are not just content to be 1-0 up

Cruyff was right in his pre-match analysis, and the most important thing against Real Madrid is that you have enough confidence and confidence

In the game against Real Madrid, many managers will have a headache about their tactics, and whether the defense line should be forward or shrink is a very big problem and a difficult problem to choose

Going up front is actually looking for opportunities to attack Real Madrid, exposing Real Madrid's defensive weaknesses, but in doing so, Real Madrid will have enough space behind you to create a threat or even score goals

Shrinking at the back is equivalent to sacrificing the team's offensive power to ensure the stability of the team's defense, although it is impossible to ensure that the team's defense is not broken by Real Madrid, but it is the most effective way to curb Real Madrid's attack, if the team's execution is strong enough, and the tactics are in place, it is not at all without a chance to fight with Real Madrid

There are pros and cons to both front and back, and this is the same as in the case of Real Madrid

Yang Cheng dared to press the front of the defense line to the opponent's half or even in front of the 32-meter area, which made it clear that he wanted to choose to attack, and use the offense to completely suppress the opponent, his risk was the large counterattack gap behind him, but he was able to rely on Real Madrid's own strong strength, insist on me, let the opponent enter his own rhythm and pace, and was forced to choose to accommodate Real Madrid

Theoretically, Cruyff's insistence on pressing out and playing tactics is indeed an effective way to beat Real Madrid, and Barcelona will definitely be able to do this if it runs well or if the player's ability is improved, but the problem is that Real Madrid's attack is too strong

The two teams can really be dominated by me, and there will always be only one team that can take the initiative, and the other team can always choose to be passive and accommodating, which is also caused by the strength of the team to a certain extent

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..............., Vilanova's pre-game arrangement was to press out first, grab the attack, and then slowly grind with Real Madrid, but now he conceded a goal in the opening 21 seconds, which completely disrupted his arrangement and ideas, and also brought him a new problem: continue to attack or retract

On-the-spot command is not Ranova's strong point, he is more out of familiarity and understanding of Barcelona's overall consistent tactical system, if he changes and adjusts according to the situation on the field, he is really not a little bit behind tacticians like Yang Cheng and Mourinho

This time, Vilanova chose to retreat, first ensure the stability of the team, and then slowly look for opportunities, or press out in the second half to play a counterattack

I don't believe he can go on a 90-minute run for Real Madrid

This is not only the mind of Vilanova, I believe it should also be the mind of countless managers who played against Real Madrid, but in the end, they all ended up hating one by one, for the simple reason that Real Madrid did not need to attack for 90 minutes, as long as they could keep scoring goals

In the 30th minute, Iniesta got rid of Keita after getting the ball, advanced to the front of the penalty area and chose to pass diagonally, behind which Puyol did not intercept the ball in time and did not stop the ball, Xiao Xiaoluo inserted into the penalty area from the left rib to meet the incoming ball, and pushed the far corner kick, sparing Valdés, who had no time to adjust his center of gravity, rolled into the far corner of the goal, 2:0

Successive goals, Real Madrid seemed unstoppable, especially in the first half an hour, Real Madrid almost pressed Barcelona, a wild beating, Barcelona in front of the goal, the defense was very passive and embarrassed, this time the goal was conceded again, which dealt a heavy blow to Barcelona's morale

After that, Yang Cheng made adjustments, signaling the players to slow down the pace, either to seduce Barcelona to press out and play, or to create a relaxed game time for themselves, slowly rest and recover on the court, and completely drag the game into halftime

Entering the dressing room with a score of 2:0, Yang Cheng was full of praise for the performance of his players and did not make the slightest adjustment, as did Vilanova, but the Barcelona coach was clearly still hoping to fight back

At the beginning of the second half, Real Madrid once again attacked Barcelona's defense and goal, constantly creating threats, first Ronaldo was tripped by Puyol and got a well-placed direct free kick opportunity, which almost caused the goal, and was saved by Valdés by Aguero's anti-offside

Creating a series of chances to create holes, Real Madrid boosted their own momentum while further damaging Barcelona's fighting spirit and momentum, and then Real Madrid scored again in the 58th minute

When the three forwards in the front field were dismembering Barcelona's defense like a needle and sharing most of the pressure on Barcelona's defense, Kaka was at ease on the periphery of the penalty area, and he moved forward from time to time to participate in the attack, retreat, and defense, looking indescribably calm

When the game reached the 58th minute, Real Madrid launched a wave of attacks, Messi failed to enter the penalty area after breaking through in front, and had to knock the ball back to Iniesta, who received him, and after attracting the attention of Keita and Xavi, he distributed the ball to Kaka in the middle

The Brazilian midfielder was about 23 meters away from the goal, and as soon as he got the ball, he saw that there was a gap in front of him, and he didn't hesitate too much, and he shot hard

I heard a thud, the ball bounced off Kaka's feet, and it passed through the dense crowd in the box at great speed, quickly sparing Valdés' defence, almost grazing the left post and drilling into the Barcelona goal

From the camera, you can clearly see that the Real Madrid fans behind the net were stunned one by one, and then rushed out of the position, raised their arms and cheered for Kaka's wonderful long-range shot

All the Real Madrid players also rushed to Kaka for the first time, and a group of people gathered around the corner flagpole, including Messi and Iniesta, but the two former Barcelona players did not celebrate loudly, they just congratulated Kaka on his goal

3:0 Real Madrid has won this game in advance, and the on-site commentators are full of helplessness and praise

What he appreciates is Real Madrid's football, but no one can beat Real Madrid (to be continued, if you like this work, you are welcome to come (.) to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support is my biggest motivation)