Vol.45 Baseball games seem to last longer than I thought? After all, if no one actually strips naked...... There's no point in setting the rules......
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The highest level of ridicule is to attract hatred with your face.
It's like playing that kind of girl.,Speak for the first time.γAnd with a clear provocation in the sentence.,It can already be said that the taunting skills have been used to the realm of perfection.,It's precisely because of this.,Even Haruhi Suzumiya can't ...... Hmm, maybe it should be said that the woman in Lianggong will follow unceremoniously no matter who provokes her, right?
But, even so, when I took a step forward a little and stepped into the vast range of hatred of Haruhi Suzumiya, I almost immediately OT and made the girl turn her hatred against me.
"It's all you, stupid man, don't hurry up, hurry up and let the game start, delay the precious time of the head of the regiment, and sentence you to death."
In the end, the responsibility lies entirely with me? It's obvious that you're a woman messing around until now...... Wait a minute, where is the game supposed to go?
ββ¦β¦ Coins. β
Someone suddenly tugged at the sleeve of my shirt, and when I turned around, Nagato held a shiny coin in front of me with his slender index finger and thumb.
"Ah...... Thank you, Nagato. β
"No, you don't."
The girl nodded softly at me, then returned to her camp with a blank face.
I don't know why, but I always feel ...... When Nagato handed me the coin, it seemed to be ...... Who's been watching me?
"Hmm...... Is it a delusion? β
I glanced at the contestants, and as a result, no one seemed to be looking at me, and I just turned my head because of the commotion here, and the Tsuruya, Xumei, and Asakura, who were looking at me, also showed a bright smile that matched their personalities.
"Anyway...... Next, let's toss a coin to determine the order of attack and defense between the two sides, so ......"
"The head of this regiment should choose the front"
"Huh? It just so happens that the head of the regiment also thinks the positive is good......"
"What, are you going to find fault with this woman?"
ββ¦β¦β
Well, maybe at this point we should think of a more reliable way than guessing the coin? Or is it ......
ββ¦β¦ Front. β
ββ¦β¦ Reverse side. β
After the two captains once again had an endless argument over the coin, Nagato Kazuka seemed to be unable to sit on the sidelines any longer, and each made a choice for their respective teams.
"Huh? That...... Well, but ......"
I looked at the two women with trepidation - to be honest, if we didn't let the game enter the stage of fighting each other, then even if the two women had been arguing here until dark, there would be no result, so ah, I have to say that Kanato and Nagato's choice was completely correct.
"Ding"
The shiny coin swirled and flew up and landed on the back of my hand, and the result was evident when I opened the palm of the hand holding the coin down.
"Prefectural North High Defense,World School Park Attack After Death"
Call...... That shouldn't be a problem, right? As long as the game starts, then, the next antagonism between Haruhi Suzumiya and Yuriko will also turn into a match, and in this case...... Hmm, wait a minute?
The bloody events that occurred in the previous games that have been refereed are like cutscenes in my mind, and at that time, everyone can use baseball as a weapon to attack the enemy just for the sake of victory, so what will happen to the two captains who never care about anything......
"Huh? It's time for the game to start, so let's win or lose on the pitch."
"It just so happens that the head of this regiment also has this intention, but ah, if you can't catch the ball and are hit in the face by the ball, don't cry when the time comes."
"Each other, maybe some fool will fall on the base......"
All of a sudden, it became an atmosphere full of malice, and since it was what these two regiment leaders said, then, nine times out of ten, it will come true.
As soon as I thought of this, my body couldn't help but feel a chill, and after shrinking my neck slightly, I subconsciously touched my face - well, maybe this thing won't be useful at all, right?
The pitcher of the county North High School is naturally the only male in the entire team, and the sad Ah Xuan - to be honest, let this guy pitch, nine times out of ten he will be stripped into a bare pig in the first round, but this is more appropriate than letting the girls suffer such misfortune, right?
And the number one batsman in the world after his death is naturally the one who seems to be the strongest and has the most appearances in the entire SSS regiment - even when playing baseball, he has to put a huge tomahawk on his shoulder, and it seems that this guy is going to ...... Do you swing the stick with one hand?
"Cut, this kind of game is completely playing with children."
Hey? After not seeing each other for a long time, Noda-kun's whole body became deeper.
ββ¦β¦ Uncle Ben can kill all of you with this hand."
All right...... Retracting the preface, this guy is still an out-and-out idiot, after all, baseball is not a one-man sport.
"Makoto doesn't take the referee seriously to supervise the game, is there really no problem?"
In front of me, Asakura, a long-haired girl who was wearing a skirt but had seriously put on her protective gear, face protection, and gloves, suddenly made such a sound.
"Huh? That one...... I'm so sorry......"
I wanted to bend down behind Asakura to watch the pitching curve, but the girl's body was right in front of me, and it was a bit embarrassing to pose as if it were a doggy entry, and now the girl's cute buttocks that looked curvy wrapped in a skirt also made me think about it......
After Noda's guy quickly communicated with Ah Xu in a big way, Ah Shu then put on a posture of throwing a straight ball, but maybe only Noda's fool would believe this kind of feint.
"Oh oh oh oh oh"
It's a fastball that comes close from the outside, and it's on the bad side of the ball from the point of view, but Noda's idiot has a swing, so ......
ββ¦β¦ Hand slippery"
In the next second, he was spun by Noda with a bat swung with all his might, spinning rapidly in the opposite direction of the baseball, and smashed it towards the head of Ah Xu, who was stunned with fright.
This guy ...... Definitely on purpose, right?
The devil would believe that this was a so-called "hand slippery" accident, and besides, with Noda's intelligence, it is impossible to formulate such a strategy - look, Yuriko, that guy is smiling horribly on the sidelines, and the black gas has made the sky dark, who is going to stop that guy
"Knock"
The bat collided with Ah Xu's head with a crisp sound...... Huh? Wait a minute, it's not Ah Xu who is blocking the bat, but ......
"Baseball, but it's not allowed to throw the bat out casually......
"Jingle Bell"
The smiling Tsuruya slapped his arm gently, and the wooden bat that broke into two pieces was still bouncing weakly at the girl's feet......
Well, it seems that what Gu Quan said before was really not wrong at all. Touching something like that with your arm and being fine...... This girl called Tsuruya is probably not just an "ordinary person", right?
"Cut ......"
Noda, who was rather unhappy with the defeat of this blow, let out a muffled nasal voice, but the next ......
"Committing ...... foul malicious attack to leave the field"
Just kidding this guy...... I actually danced the big axe in my hand into a windmill and threw it directly at the girl
"Oh oh oh
Although my punishment has been handed down at the first time, however, this guy Noda doesn't seem to be willing to give up at all, and the huge axe has already swirled and flew towards the girl, it seems that this is Yuriko's tactic, right? When it was determined that the SOS regiment was inferior in numbers, it chose to reduce the number of opponents with this vicious foul tactic...... It has to be said that this is indeed a fairly effective tactic, provided that ......
"Really...... As for me, I just want to play baseball......"
"Buzz ......"
I see it...... What?
The girl Tsuruya, who was standing in place generously a second ago, gently patting her arms, was scattered by the storm set off by the spinning axe, and when her hair was scattered by the storm set off by the spinning axe, she actually turned around lightly and skillfully, and with a side kick, she directly hit the most unthreatening of the spinning axe, but it was also the fastest rotating axe handle.
The panties are exposed.
Of course, now is not the time to care about this, Tsuruya-san's thigh curve is quite beautiful, and this side kick looks quite elegant...... Wait a minute, what kind of helpers did Haruhi Suzumiya find to participate in this baseball game?
"And...... Asakura-san, you are ......"
"Hmm...... Theoretically, Makoto will know my reason for doing this next. β
"Poof"
β¦β¦ Thus, the first death spot of this competition was created.
ββ¦β¦ How...... Probably ......"
Noda, who was cut in two by the giant axe he threw by himself, seemed to be a little incredulous, although he reached out in time to hold the handle of the axe, but the huge force still carried Noda's own arm to twist the whole way, and then directly cut off the middle of Noda.
The blood-red fountain and scattered internal organs became an impossible scene on the baseball field, and the health teacher ran over in a panic to carry Noda, who had lost his vital signs, off the field, and the management staff on the side also came to clean up the dirty sand of the field.
I, on the other hand, was glad that I had just left the place covered by the tragedy under the leadership of Asakura.
"Looks like ...... I really can't win this competition. β
At this time, Asakura is still smiling and cute, and he can't see what trouble the bloody scene has caused to this girl before, as for the other side, the eyes of the virtual sister are pressed by the cat on top of the virtual sister's head with its paws, cute, and the girl in charge of the outer second base even thinks that this is a cat joking with herself.
"Oh oh oh Tsuruya senpai, I didn't expect you to be really capable."
Haruhi Suzumiya didn't seem to know the meaning of the act that surpassed the limits of humanity just now, and a person rushed over from the direction of the first base he was in charge of, patting the girl's shoulder and praising it unceremoniously.
"Hmm...... Actually, though, I just wanted to ask Ah Xu...... The so-called guerrilla means to run all over the field? In that case...... I'm a little tired. β
β¦β¦ So it's because of this that I was able to save Ah Xu, who is now pale, in time, right? But...... Maybe it's a bit of a coincidence?
Compared with Suzumiya, Yuriko's face on the sidelines is a little bad, and it seems that if Noda's guy is not dead, he will be trampled to death by this girl when he returns to the sidelines.
"First batter fouls and leaves the court, change player"
As a referee, at this time, I still have to make a penalty according to the actual situation of the game - even if I die, it will be punished as a foul, in short, the next second batsman sent by Riko is a sunny boy named Hinata.
"Ahaha...... Actually, that ...... It must have just been an accident, right? β
First of all, he explained to the catcher's Asakura what had happened before, and it seemed that Hinata seemed to be quite afraid of the terrible events that had happened before.
"Hmm...... I wish that accident didn't happen again. β
The girl who lifted her face guard smiled and nodded to Hinata...... However, after seeing the power of Tsuruya, I always feel that under such a smile, there should be an unknown terrifying strength, right?
"Ding"
This time, Hinata's shot was very smooth, and he safely stepped on first base after hitting a high throw on the first ball, and Ah Xu, who was in charge of pitching, could only take off the long-sleeved jacket he had specially put on with a sad face.
The next third batsman on the field is the girl in charge of the intelligence system of the SSS regiment, Yusa, the silent girl doesn't seem to be good at baseball, and she swings three times under the three different route pitches that Ah Shi does his best, and can only silently take off the sailor jacket, revealing the cute T-shirt inside.
"Fourth batter...... Playing Exceptional"
At the moment, the SSS team has zero points and 1 man on first base, which is not too good, but if the fourth batter who is the main player can make a good hit, maybe the situation will be better in the future.
"Is there no sound......"
Sure enough, in such an important position, in addition to letting the guy Otono appear, I believe that there is no one else on the side of the SSS group who trusts Yuriko more, right? Moreover, as a player, Yin Wu can also give full play to his attribute advantages to fight against Ah Xu.
"Ah Xu...... Thank you for your kind attention. β
"Huh? Yes...... Otono is the same...... "V."