Chapter 18: Hilarious Questions
After successfully completing the listening of the first question, Zhang Dongzhe couldn't help but feel relieved.
These questions are not the English level 4 he is worried about, but the Chinese test questions selected online in his previous life, which are specially used to stump foreigners, such as using Dong Chou's songs as listening questions, if foreigners who learn Chinese listen to it, the other party will definitely be confused, let alone write the lyrics silently, it is difficult to understand what it means!
Immediately, Zhang Dongzhe began to study the first fill-in-the-blank question in the second big question, only to see that the test paper read: The first question, he ____ sacrificed his life and ____ betrayed the organization (this topic is the most difficult, please fill in according to the mentality of the post-60s, post-70s, post-80s, post-90s, and post-00s, and the remaining number of fault tolerance is 1).
"How many times is there room for error? What is that! No matter, try to make sure you don't make mistakes! He believes that the so-called remaining number of error tolerance should be the wrong opportunity for himself in this exam, there is only one question in the first round of the exam, and he will be directly promoted to the level 1 probationary paladin after passing, and the second round of the exam is two questions, and the concept of the number of error tolerance begins to appear, so this kind of fault tolerance must be retained, because the more you go forward, the more likely you are to encounter problems that you will not have, rather than regret it when the time comes, It's better to answer seriously from now on and try not to make mistakes.
"Haha, it's actually this question, isn't this a point giveaway!" However, after reading the content of the question clearly, Zhang Dongzhe couldn't help but show a knowing smile, and then picked up the pen on the table and wrote it in a hurry.
"The post-60s fill in 'rather than', the post-70s fill in 'scared, so', the post-80s fill in 'it's not as good as it', the post-90s fill in 'even, want', and the post-00s fill in 'in vain and forget'. Well, my memory is pretty good! Ha ha! After filling it in, Zhang Dongzhe read it again, and couldn't help but wonder, this joke was seen several times in his previous life, but every time he would laugh, it can be said that it is a rare joke that can make people want to laugh more and more.
After the inspection, Zhang Dongzhe was relieved, and then moved his gaze to the second fill-in-the-blank question.
I saw that the test paper read: Question 2, Brother is not lonely, ____ (this question is the highest difficulty, and the remaining number of error tolerance is 1).
"Isn't this the popular song, brother is not lonely, because there is loneliness to accompany brother, just such a simple question, I don't believe that I can't break the routine today and directly transfer to a paladin!" The second fill-in-the-blank question is also extremely simple, and it was filled in by Zhang Dongzhe casually.
Zhao Tiezhu had also told Zhang Dongzhe before that no one had completed the transfer in the Warcraft Origin Realm so far, and the highest was a trainee profession.
"Correct, you can be promoted to level 2 trainee paladin. Let's move on to the third item, single choice. ”
"This is a level 2 apprentice paladin, hehe, not bad! Keep it up, I'll do it! Zhang Dongzhe secretly cheered himself up, and then locked his eyes on the newly emerged three-choice questions on the test paper.
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I saw that the test paper read:
Question 1, Xiao Ming and Xiao Qiang were talking about Xiao Hong, when Xiao Hong came over, Xiao Ming said to Xiao Qiang: "Say Cao Cao Cao Cao will arrive." ”
Q: Who arrived?
A. Xiao Ming B. Xiao Qiang C. Xiao Hong D. Cao Cao (this title is the highest difficulty, and the remaining number of fault tolerances is 2).
Question 2: A: Why haven't you arrived yet?
B: The traffic jam makes me dizzy.
A: Hurry up, I won't smack you with a big mouth.
Q: Why didn't B arrive?
A. Dizziness B. Traffic jam C. Fear of A big mouth pumping him (this title is the highest difficulty, the remaining number of fault tolerances is 2).
The third question is suspected to be on the ground ().
A. Basket B. Frost C. Stolen D. Cylinder (this title is the highest difficulty, and the remaining number of faults is 2).
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"Haha, the number of fault tolerance has increased once, it seems that every time I pass a round, the number of fault tolerance will increase once, yes, so that I am more confident of passing the professional assessment!" Having said that, what makes Zhang Dongzhe more excited than this is that the questions on the test paper are not difficult for him, which is the most important thing.
However, Zhang Dongzhe also knows that these extremely simple questions for him are actually almost unsolvable in this era, and those multiple-choice questions are just that, even if they are indiscriminate, they may be correct, but the previous listening and fill-in-the-blank are like heavenly books for those who are not proficient in Chinese and do not have the experience of Zhang Dongzhe's previous life, and it is almost impossible to answer them correctly after seeing them for the first time.
"Correct, you can be promoted to level 3 trainee paladin. Let's move on to the fourth item, multiple choice. ”
After successfully answering these three multiple-choice questions, Zhang Dongzhe started the fourth round of challenges with confidence.
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"Correct, you can be promoted to level 8 trainee paladin. Now let's move on to item 9, ancient translation. ”
"Whew! It's so hanging, fortunately, when I was bored in my previous life, I read a lot of so-called fourth and sixth grade Chinese test questions from netizens on the Internet, but I didn't expect to use them here, otherwise I really couldn't get to this step smoothly today! In the process of answering the question just now, Zhang Dongzhe also made a few mistakes, otherwise his remaining number of fault tolerance should have accumulated to 8 times, but in fact it was only 6 times, which made Zhang Dongzhe's inner excitement fade a lot and became a lot more cautious. He knew that the more he went, the more difficult it became, just like the ninth question that appeared in front of him, and there were some ancient texts in it that Zhang Dongzhe couldn't understand.
The first question, more than much, no more, no more, but too little. (This title is the highest difficulty, with 6 remaining fault tolerances).
The second question, Ji Ji Lonely, set chickens, chickens are thorny chickens. The thorny chicken is hungry, Ji Ji and the Ji Ji chicken. Chicken Jiji, Ji Jiji, Ji Ji Ji, Ji (This title is the highest difficulty, with 6 remaining fault tolerances).
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There are a total of 9 questions in the translation of ancient Chinese in the ninth item of the vocational examination, of which 7 ancient Chinese Zhang Dongzhe can't understand very well, but in the end, he got a few questions right, and he barely passed, and he did not directly declare failure.
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Translator's note: Ji Ji felt lonely and gathered some chickens to raise, the kind of pheasants that came out of the thorns. When the pheasants chirped when they were hungry, Ji Ji fed them millet from the bamboo basket. The chicken was full and jumped on Ji Ji's bookcase, Ji Ji was afraid of dirty, and hurriedly drove the chicken, the chicken was frightened, so he jumped on the table, Ji Ji was even more anxious, so he borrowed the bamboo basket as a tool to drive the chicken, and threw the pheasant, the bamboo basket was very fast, but it hit the pottery figurines on several tables, and the pottery figurines fell to the ground and were shattered.
Ji Ji opened his eyes and saw that the chickens were hiding under a few tables and barking, and Ji Ji was angry, took off his clog shoes to beat the chickens, and beat the chickens to death. Thinking about the process of raising chickens, Ji Ji became excited, so he wrote this "Ji Ji Hitting Chickens".