Chapter 930: The Most Ruthless Snake
Two days after the Battle of Tianwang Mountain, the Lakers' home games have all ended. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
The rest of the games were all at home in Philadelphia.
In the 2-3-2 format, the toughest period for Philadelphia has passed, but the big score is 2-3, Philadelphia is behind, and the Lakers have the match point.
Both teams have won two games at each other's home stadiums, and the next game, maybe one, maybe two, who has the advantage?
"We have the match point, do we need to say more?"
When Bryant stepped off the team bus and walked all the way to the Wachovia Center, a reporter asked the question, and Bryant's answer was concise and to the point, as he used to be.
And on the way into the visiting team's locker room, Philadelphia also played a small prank.
Hip Hop Bunny, the mascot of the Philadelphia 76ers, stood on the path of the visiting players, not wearing the fluffy costume that he wore during the game, but wearing an extremely tall inflatable jacket, standing straight to the side, like an immovable ornament.
But when the away players walked past the mascot, the Hip Hop Bunny suddenly moved and rushed directly at the away players.
Many of the passing away players were taken aback, and the whole process was recorded by a hidden camera and broadcast on TV, which was a little joke before the start of the game.
In this process, many Lakers players were scared a little badly, among which Odom took five steps back in a row and almost hit the wall. Gasol closed his eyes and exclaimed, and the Spanish beauty instantly turned into a little boy. Luke Wharton, who has always liked to be funny, made a turn and passed after being frightened, and made a breakthrough from the hip-hop rabbit. Shannon Brown simply took a step back, like a frightened cat.
The funniest thing is Bynum, who is listening to it with headphones on, his head can't stop lit, and he reacts after being startled by the hip-hop rabbit, and he comes forward to beat him up.
Fortunately, the inflatable suit on the hip-hop rabbit was thick enough, and he was beaten by a seven-foot strong man like this, but he didn't suffer any injuries.
The embarrassment of these stars was broadcast live on television, which sparked good-natured laughter from many people. Being able to see the Lakers, who have always been arrogant, are deflated in such a trivial matter, it still makes people laugh.
Fortunately, Lao Mei's acceptance of this kind of joke was relatively high, that is, even if she laughed. The Lakers players themselves also laughed out loud after discovering the camera footage, knowing that they were being spoofed, and they were quite generous without any overstatement.
It can also be seen from these details that the Lakers team is still relatively well-established.
As for Kobe Bryant......?
"Kobe Bryant is coming, Kobe is coming, ......! Ready to prepare! ”
Seeing Kobe Bryant walking in from outside the passage, the staff became excited, and kept reminding them in the headphones not to leave any details behind.
The multi-angle camera was ready, and everyone was waiting with bated breath to see what kind of move Kobe Bryant, a paranoid, would make.
"It's around the corner......!"
Kobe Bryant walked around the last corner, and the hip-hop rabbit stood aside, a decoration no matter how you look at it.
“3、2、1…… Begin! ”
"Wow!!!"
Hip Hop Bunny rushed out and went straight to Kobe, everyone holding back laughter, just waiting for Kobe to react.
outcome
“……”
Kobe Bryant didn't say a word, didn't even look at the hip-hop rabbit, and didn't even change the corner of his eye, his hands were still in his pockets, wearing headphones and a suit, his eyes didn't squint, he only reached out and gently pushed when he passed by the hip-hop rabbit, and then
Go straight away.
“…… wtf??? ”
Everyone was shocked, from the hundreds of millions of viewers in front of the TV, to the staff of the TV station, and even the staff of the actor of Hip Hop Bunny, they were all dumbfounded.
What the......??
Under this sudden fright, there is no reaction??
Kobe Bryant's heart, what the hell is it made of?!
"What a hanging!"
Then came to the Philadelphia bus at the stadium, everyone was also watching the live TV, and seeing Kobe's reaction, Chen Mu couldn't help but give a thumbs up and praise.
"This kind of psychological quality is really ...... Lowry, you learn! ”
Iguodala returned the favor and gave Curry a chestnut.
"You've hit the wrong person......"
Curry is also helpless, why do you always bully elementary school students?
Kobe Bryant is Kobe.
Although this situation cannot be said to be Mount Tai collapsing in front of it and not changing its face, it is not far from the same psychological quality.
Chen Mu asked himself, if he encountered this kind of prank in the away game, how calm would he be?
According to Chen Mu's usual media performance, this time is bound to be a little weird, it doesn't seem too flustered, but it will bring joy to many people.
But only he knew that those exaggerated and funny actions were also to a certain extent to hide the fright in his heart when he saw this behemoth rushing over.
Kobe Bryant, but he didn't say anything, a calm comparison.
Only with such psychological qualities can Kobe Bryant become the name that makes people feared and become one of the most terrifying assassins in NBA history......!
All kinds of small lace appeared outside the field, adding a lot of footnotes to this much-anticipated game.
In the venue, today's narrator team also ushered in an unexpected guest.
"Is everything ok?"
Sorting out the microphone on his body, Smith smiled and said to the big man next to him: "If you're scared, it's too late to quit now!" ”
"yes, yes, we only said that there would be a special guest anyway, and we haven't told everyone who this guest is. If you're scared and go on your own, we'll just let ...... Uh, just let Yao come up and explain! It's bigger than your gimmick. ”
Barkley: That's not a good thing to say.
"Hehe, I know why you're telling me this."
Where is the slightest nervous look on the big man's face? The smile on the corner of his mouth, at a glance, he knew that he was absolutely confident, and no matter what happened, he would not be nervous at all.
"You guys, I'm just afraid that after I enter the commentary world, your job will be lost, and you won't have a chance to continue doing it, hahahahaha!"
Shaq O'Neill's laughter was so penetrating that the TV crew who were sorting out his clothes were infected and laughed out loud.
"you, you'll be able to be funny, you really think it's easy to explain the game! You'll see when the time comes! ”
Barkley gave him a blank look.
"It's okay, Charles, we have a rare alliance today, I am very unhappy with his attitude, we will suppress him together."
Smith looked indignant and shook his fist.
"Yes, exclude him!"
Barkley was like a cry for freedom.
"Hey, hey, hey, you're waiting......"
The big diesel engine sneered a few times and waited for the game to begin.
At the end of the Cavaliers' journey, O'Neal was physically and mentally exhausted. The old sharks, who have been in the league for more than ten years, can still contribute passable data with high efficiency this season. But anyone can tell that the shark is really old.
Will you still play next season? Many people are asking O'Neill this question, but O'Neill actually has no answer in his heart for the time being.
The reason for the lack of an answer is simple:
He doesn't know if the Lakers will win another championship this year.
Or to put it more bluntly, he doesn't know if Kobe Bryant will be able to get another championship ring this year.
So far, both of them have four rings, and they originally thought that this season in the Eastern Conference Cavaliers, they could block Kobe Bryant with LeBron, kill Kobe Bryant in the Finals, and get their fifth ring.
But I didn't expect to kill Chen Mu halfway, take the Philadelphia 76ers, and kill the Cavaliers neatly 4-1.
If the Lakers can win a championship this year, then Kobe Bryant will have five rings. I'll have to get another ring so I don't get beaten by him.
And if the Lakers can't win the championship this year, then it doesn't really matter if they don't get the ring or not.
If you were another star, you might think that I have to get my fifth ring early to beat Kobe Bryant!
But the lazy O'Neill doesn't think so.
After all, the previous three championships, FMVP are all me!
So maybe it's time to think about retirement.
If there's no super team that needs the power of my big diesel engine to soar, uh-huh......
O'Neal, who was thinking about what to do after retiring, happened to receive an invitation from the catwalk and wanted him to be a guest commentator for the follow-up game. Almost immediately, O'Neill took a ticket and flew to Vajovia.
And O'Neal, who doesn't want to be left behind in anything, but is too lazy to work hard, has the most advantageous point in the commentary of this game because of his understanding of Kobe Bryant and the Lakers.
So about an hour and a half later, when the warm-up of the two teams was over and ready to start the game, O'Neill grabbed the off-field prank before the opening and made an opening statement in the live broadcast of the program that had just begun.
"I was involved in a movie before, you all know, right? In the latest installment of "Screaming Laughter", I played a poor man who was caught in a secret room by a murderer. ”
"Of course, you just started the story, and after you started you heard someone say something in the dark, and you immediately got up and shouted, 'Kobe?!' , hmmmmhahahahahaha......hahaha
Barkley's stomach hurt when he laughed.
"Yes, yes, that's a good script, if you want to escape, you have to do a mission, and that mission is just a free throw ......"
Smith couldn't help but laugh too.
"Yes, it's that film, after acting, I went to watch the original horror film "Chainsaw"."
O'Neal said: "When I watched that movie, I was thinking, if our NBA players are really caught in that kind of place, requiring you to pop your eyeballs before you can take out the key in your eye socket, open a lock and escape, who can do that?" ”
"Jordan?"
The only name that came to Buckley's mind was that.
"No, no, although Mike is domineering and ruthless enough, he also knows how to be patient and wait for a turnaround."
Smith shook his head and said, "I think Isaiah is more likely." ”
"None of them are right."
O'Neal found a sense of superiority and smiled: "In my opinion, there is only Kobe." ”
"Brush!"
On the court, Bryant hit a mid-range shot to end the final warm-up before going on the court.
"Only Kobe Bryant can gouge out his eyes without hesitation at this time."
Kobe Bryant, ready to make a big fuss about Vajovia. (To be continued.) )