Chapter 644: Black Me? You're not there for class yet!

So to your first question, the answer I give is simple: it's not disrespectful, it's passionate. Besides......"

Seeing that the reporter lowered his head and didn't say a word, blushing and writing the paper, not knowing what he was writing, Chen Mu almost laughed out loud.

At this time, I really miss Gersner, at least Gersner's black spots are more accurate to find, and it is more challenging to answer!

"Besides, I finally won the ball with an injury, and I won't be allowed to pretend to be a fork at this time, I can't suffocate to death!" Chen Mu continued to smile: "Everyone here is an old acquaintance, you all know, I have always been very arrogant!" ”

"Well said, well said! Ha ha! ”

The other reporters in the venue were all excited by Chen Mu's self-defeating and sharp counterattack, and some reporters actually whistled, all of them as if they were watching a play.

Even the reporters on the Boston Celtics team, who came all the way from Boston, and the reporters who originally wanted to black Chen Mu also applauded. Some even looked back at the hapless reporter, and their eyes were like seeing a rat that had ruined the reputation of the media, and it was indescribably happy.

Call you a messy Chinese kid, call you unscrupulous!

It's okay now, it's ridiculed by the Chinese kid, right? Is it cool? Hi that? Is there enough material?

The Chinese kid is also the most terrifying "hacker" in the United States and even the world's media circle, Mr. Jesner, a star who has grown up in the perennial suppression, your trick is really not qualified!

Deserve! Joyfully!

"And then on the second question."

In the laughter of the audience, Chen Mu continued to speak, and the venue suddenly became extremely quiet, and some reporters even impatiently reached out and patted their colleagues who were still laughing around them, and whispered: "Don't quarrel, don't argue." The Chinese kid isn't done yet! ”

"You just said that if I don't score, I'll be embarrassed. Actually, when I was celebrating, I was thinking about this as well. ”

Chen Mu was not in a hurry, and said with a smile: "Arenas has done the same thing before. Do you remember? At that time, it was also criticized enough by some reporters. But the ball is in, everything is easy to say, but I'm afraid that if it doesn't go in, it's called an embarrassment. ”

"So that's what I thought at the time: if the goal goes in, it's a win, if it doesn't go in, it's a tie and extra time at most. It's not like if I can't shoot and I'm going to lose right away, so I don't have too much mental pressure. ”

"At this time, it's against Celtic again. Our sworn enemy in Philadelphia, I, as the core of the team, have to set up the atmosphere a little, right? Otherwise, it will be dull after the game, and you will have nothing to write about. If I throw myself into the lore and walk back as if I was still and my face is paralyzed, you still have to say that I am 'suspected of having a facial nerve injury, and the future of Philadelphia is in doubt'?" ”

In another burst of laughter, Chen Mu continued: "That's what I intended. Looking at the reaction of the fans, I knew if it would go in. I just have to count the time. When the ball is almost near the basket, put your finger on your forehead and I'll be invincible! ”

"Uh......"

The reporters all looked at each other after hearing this, not quite knowing what Chen Mu was talking about.

Chen Mu's signature action is to put two fingers of his right hand on his forehead and wave it downward. This action is simple and easy to understand. It's stress-free, and it's quite stinky, which is deeply loved by Chen Mu fans.

Especially the Philadelphia fans and Chinese fans were even more fascinated by Chen Mu's action. Every time Chen Mu put his finger on his forehead, almost all Chen Mu's fans would make exactly the same action. Excitedly waiting for the moment when Chen Mu swung down.

This kind of celebration can be regarded as a pretty good celebration, at least much easier to imitate than the somersault of the German striker Klose on the football field. Moreover, this action seems to be stinky and arrogant, but it is not as exaggerated as beating the chest and roaring and saliva, which is rich in the reserve and restraint unique to Chinese.

And there is no discrimination in this action, belittling, or attacking the other party, and it is unlikely to cause any disputes or even fights, which can be regarded as a rather "peaceful" celebration action. Compared to the screams and roars commonly used by Americans, stepping forward to hit their chests and provoking, staring at their eyes and breaking thoughts, it is civilized, I don't know how many times.

Now on the basketball courts in the United States, China, and even the world, you can see people playing from time to time, imitating Chen Mu's movements after scoring a wonderful goal, which attracts a full house.

Especially when scoring a goal that is enough to eliminate the opponent, whether it is a three-on-three, four-on-four wild ball, or a five-on-five full game, the player who scored the key goal can add Chen Mu's classic quotation by the way, which is more domineering.

In today's field and some low-level competitions, after a team eliminates the opponent, many people will make Chen Mu's celebration to the opponent, and by the way, say "SO-LONG!" Sending the other party directly thousands of miles away is really domineering and happy.

But......

When the ball comes to the basket, put your finger on your forehead, why are you invincible?

Why pinch, why pinch, why pinch??

"It's very simple, think about it."

Without waiting for the reporters to ask questions, Chen Mu smiled with interest: "Look, if I turn around and put my finger on my forehead, and see the fans suddenly cheering and the whole stadium bursting out, then the ball must have gone in!" In that case, I can make a celebration smoothly, it looks like it's called a bull fork, everyone likes it, you like it, I like the fans, I like the TV station more, everyone is happy! ”

"And if I see the fans suddenly frustrated, everyone 'OH-NO!' , that means the ball didn't go in. In that case, I'll think about it too. ”

As he spoke, Chen Mu simulated his celebration, put two fingers on his forehead, and then gave Iguodala and Little Jordan next to him a look.

“OH――NO――!”

The two living treasures have already been amused by Chen Mu's serious nonsense, where will Chen Mu's interest be swept away at this time? The two spoke almost in unison, mimicking the words that fans would shout when they saw that the crucial ball was not scored. The two of them had loud voices, and Carlisle, who was drinking water, burst out laughing out loud, and the water sprayed all over the table.

“NOOOOOO……!”

As for Chen Mu, at the moment when the two of them shouted, the two fingers of his right hand suddenly turned into four, and he grabbed his hair fiercely, lowered his head, and looked full of remorse. At the end, he stretched out his left hand and knocked on the table with a "knock knock", imitating the appearance of the player who didn't throw the lore ball in.

“…… Hahahahahahaha! ”

The venue exploded on the spot, the reporters laughed, the coaching staff laughed, the cameraman laughed, the staff laughed, Jordan Jr. and Iguodala laughed and almost fell to the ground, Carlisle smiled and reached out and rubbed his eyes, as if he was about to laugh out of tears.

This guy is really a super living treasure!

"Hahaha......!"

The reporters laughed back and forth, no one thought that there would be a player who could hack himself so much at the press conference. After being sports reporters for so many years, they have never participated in such a hilarious press conference, and today is an eye-opener, and they can't stop applauding and cheering.

A post-game press conference was turned into a celebrity meeting venue by Chen Mu's nonsensical answer, Chen Mu was like talking stand-up comedy, and every sentence on the stage had a breaking point. In front of the TV and the computer, the fans who were watching the live broadcast of the press conference, whether it was Philadelphia fans or Boston fans, couldn't help but laugh out loud.

This Chinese kid is so funny!

"Hey, hey, hey! What are you laughing at! I'm serious about answering questions from the media! Hey! Don't mess around, pay attention to quality, quality! ”

Chen Mu was still unyielding, and continued to talk nonsense seriously in the laughter that couldn't be stopped. After a few words, the scene finally quieted down a little, Chen Mu was also very satisfied with this reaction, and looked at it, the reporter who asked the question didn't know when he had gotten up, and walked to the door of the venue in a huff.

"Eh, let's go? I'm not done yet! ”

Chen Mu hurriedly spoke, and said to the reporter's back with a mocking expression: "It was all a joke just now, you won't take it seriously, right?" Actually, I don't worry about whether it will be embarrassing if the ball doesn't go in, the reason is not that I think of a good move, it's not so low! ”

"I'm not worried because I have faith."

Chen Mu's words changed, his expression became quite serious, and the laughter in the venue stopped in an instant again, all reporters knew that Chen Mu was going to tell the truth at this meeting.

Chen Mu said with a confident face: "I know that this goal will definitely be scored, so I will celebrate." Because you know, I've always done what I said I ......! ”

“…… Good! ”

After Chen Mu finished speaking, the venue was quiet for a few seconds, and then Justin, who was sitting in the front row, was the first to speak, raised his hands high, and said loudly while clapping: "That's good!" Domineering! That's what a superstar is! ”

"Good! That's a good point! ”

The applause spread rapidly through the venue as if it were contagious. Reporters, players, Carlisle, staff, etc., etc., all of them were infected by Chen Mu's resounding words, and they couldn't stop applauding with a serious face.

“…… Hum! ”

The reporter turned his head slightly, glanced at Chen Mu, snorted angrily, and slammed the door with an unhappy face.

This unique press conference finally returned to the topic and ended successfully in the eyes of everyone's appreciation and admiration.

"Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong"

At the same time, Justin's mobile phone kept ringing and vibrating, and you don't need to look at it to know that it must have been his previous tweet about soliciting Chen Mu's nickname, which received a large number of retweets.

What will Chen Mu's new nickname be? (To be continued.) )