619 The old cow eats the tender grass

619 Old cows eat tender grass

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On the evening of March 9, 2007, it was cloudy

Real Madrid and his entourage arrived at Barcelona's El Prat Airport on a special plane, and the airport's departure hall was already crowded with fans and journalists long before they arrived in Barcelona.

When Yang Cheng and the players stepped off the plane, they immediately received feedback from the team leader, hundreds of reporters and more than 3,000 Real Madrid fans gathered at the airport, they were all waiting for Real Madrid's arrival inside and outside the airport, this is undoubtedly a heavyweight welcome ceremony, even as a local team, Barcelona may not be able to enjoy such treatment.

Yang Cheng's words at the press conference at noon have long been spread through the Internet, and the fans of both sides have already received the news, and Cruyff also counterattacked on his Weibo, believing that Yang Chengyi was trying to provoke Barcelona's infighting before the game.

In addition to journalists and Real Madrid fans, Barcelona fans are always indispensable in Barcelona.

The airport even claimed that this was the most headache they had ever encountered, and they even had to rush out all the ground and security checks, and even hired police inspectors to help with the iron fence in the huge waiting hall to divide the fans and reporters of both teams into three different areas.

When the horses enter the gate, all fans and reporters must stand outside the iron fence or they will be restrained on the spot.

This is not a joke, some fans have issued a chase order on the Internet before, saying that they want Yang Cheng to come to Barcelona alive and leave dead, if something really happens, no one will be responsible

Although he received the chase and kill order, Yang Cheng was still the first to walk out of the gate.

I saw him wearing a suit tailored by the sponsor for Real Madrid, wearing a tie, and stepping on a pair of leather shoes provided by the sponsor, walking at the front of the line, while around him, the Real Madrid staff and the airport staff were tightly surrounding him in the middle, and the posture was a bit like the arrival of the President of the United States.

"Don't be nervous!" Yang Cheng smiled and patted Piri's shoulder, who was walking side by side with him.

Piri shook his head and smiled bitterly, but still looked around, for fear that a real death squad would rush over by accident.

Following Yang Cheng was the team's captain Raul, and then the other players of the team, all of them didn't seem to have a complete queue, they all walked very casually, but everyone dragged a box of luggage in their hands, suits, leather shoes, ties and other things were all standard formats, provided by sponsors, and even suitcases were sent by sponsors.

Sometimes Yang Cheng really thinks it's funny to see his team of people come out like this, except for the difference in height and appearance, almost everything is exactly the same, and everything is provided by the sponsor.

Although it is in Barcelona's territory, the Real Madrid fans still wore the white jersey, it is obvious that they are not afraid of the Barcelona fans at all, and this time, the slogans that always raised Yang Cheng to leave the class are gone, obviously this big victory against Roma has somewhat calmed the mood of the fans.

This time, Real Madrid's hotel in Barcelona is only one kilometer away from the Camp Nou, just around the corner of the street, very convenient, it is the famous Juan = Carlos I Hotel in Barcelona, just diagonally opposite the Polytechnic University of Catalonia.

The reason why I chose this place is not only because of the proximity to the Camp Nou, but also because of the excellent facilities that allow Real Madrid to get enough rest and adjustment here, and it is said that the Spanish tennis superstar Rafael Nadal also stayed in this hotel during the Barcelona Open, because of the good facilities and the proximity to the tennis court. …,

I don't know what happened, Real Madrid booked the hotel in a low-key manner, in order to avoid some unnecessary trouble, but when the team took the bus from the airport to the hotel, they found a large group of Barcelona fans gathered at the entrance of the hotel.

When these Barcelona fans saw the Real Madrid bus, they were friendly enough to pick up their phones and take pictures, and those fans who didn't like Real Madrid directly pointed at the Real Madrid bus with the middle finger, and even some radical Barcelona fans simply threw things at the Real Madrid bus, and one of them threw a rock that smashed the window glass of the team bus.

Because the stones were small and the windows were covered with explosion-proof film, the windows were only cracked and broken, but they did not fall, but they still scared the Real Madrid players in the bus.

"Are these guys crazy?"

"Call the police and arrest this group of bastards!"

The players looked very indignant, but only Yang Cheng sat there and laughed vigorously.

"You've got to get used to it, guys!" Yang Cheng said with a smile, "This situation will continue in the future, you better get used to this atmosphere, because the radical fans of Barcelona will always treat you like this." ”

As soon as these words came out, all the players immediately understood, this is not the first time that Barcelona fans have done this kind of thing to Yang Cheng, no wonder the head coach still looks so calm, God knows how deep the grudge is between him and Barcelona fans, so that this group of Barcelona fans even shouted to kill him.

"The more they scold you and hate you, doesn't that mean you're better?" Yang Cheng smiled and asked, "Anyway, I enjoy this feeling of being hated and scolded, but I can't help it, you can try it, you can enjoy this feeling by beating Barcelona at Camp Nou, it's great!" ”

Many players couldn't help but laugh when they heard Yang Cheng's somewhat self-absorbed words, but he was indeed qualified to say so.

The world can be hated by Barcelona fans like this, it is estimated that only Yang Cheng is the only one, and even many Barcelona fans attribute the team's decline in previous years to the rise of Yang Cheng, who let him beat Barcelona to win the Cup Winners' Cup, and then repeatedly "knocked" with Barcelona Wrens?

In addition to the protest team of Barcelona fans, Yang Cheng also noticed that there were also many people gathered at the gate of the hotel at the same time, and it seemed that there were dozens of them, none of them were wearing jerseys, and they did not seem to be fans.

"Who are those people?" Yang Cheng asked strangely.

Piri shook his head, "I don't know, maybe it's Avril Lavigne's fan." ”

"Avril?" Yang Cheng was secretly a little surprised.

"yes, don't you know? She was also in Barcelona recently and stayed at this hotel. Piri said with a smile.

Yang Cheng nodded indifferently and didn't say anything.

After the bus entered the hotel precincts, it stopped at the entrance of the lobby and the players walked down with their luggage.

Except for Yang Cheng, everyone else is in a room for two people, which should be regarded as a special treatment for the head coach, but all the rooms are at the same level, and no one is better than the other.

Everyone often plays away, they are very clear about the rules, and they don't need to say anything, after entering the lobby, the hotel waiter took them to their rooms, and Yang Cheng went to the room to take a shower and change clothes.

To be honest, he is not such a serious person, wearing a suit and tie is really not his style of life, he prefers to be casual, so he likes to wear clothes that are more unsportable, such as sweatshirts, pants or something, he thinks it is easier to move, wearing a suit and tie and wearing leather shoes, it is too sinful. …,

After taking a shower, Yang Cheng was about to go to the next door, when he saw the hotel staff coming over and handing over a note.

"Uncle, surprise, I'm waiting for you in the fashion lobby bar!"

"Dead girl, what's the surprise for nothing?" Yang Cheng shook his head with a smile, and simply didn't go next door, and walked directly to the elevator.

Although Juan = Carlos I Hotel is a five-star hotel, in fact, many facilities are very ordinary, and the service is very ordinary, Yang Cheng is used to living in high-end hotels as people who run around the world, and his evaluation of this hotel is very average.

The simplest example, the hotel garden is beautiful, there is a Mediterranean restaurant in the middle, right next to the spa pool, but the problem is that it closes just after dinner, and there are some other bars, cafeterias, etc., all of which close early, and as for some other services, they have to pay extra, so it is really offensive.

But for Real Madrid, it's only a 0-minute walk from the Camp Nou, and that's the biggest advantage.

And Yang Cheng thinks that the bad things are compared to those top hotels, so for the team, you can ignore it.

"Hello, Mr. Yang Cheng!" As soon as the waiter at the bar saw Yang Cheng coming over, he immediately opened the door and greeted him politely.

"Hello, I'm looking for someone!" Yang Cheng smiled and said, "Avril Lavigne and Sister Winnie! ”

"Please follow me!" The waiter leads the way in front.

There was some soft music playing in the bar, and the number of people was not very large, they were all sitting together in twos and threes, talking, and the voices were very small, obviously for fear of accidentally disturbing others listening to the music.

"Uncle!" Avril was facing the door, and as soon as Yang Cheng came over, she saw it and stood up.

"How did you end up in Barcelona?" Yang Cheng felt strange, but he also noticed that there was a man sitting next to Avril, and he always felt a little familiar.

"I'm here to set the music video for my new album!" Avril smiled and took Yang Cheng's hand, asked him to sit down opposite, and pointed to the young boy next to him, "Uncle, Gerald = Peake, my friend!" ”

As soon as Yang Cheng heard this name, his brows immediately furrowed, and he suddenly realized, is this Barcelona's main central defender Pique, Pickenbauer? He still looks very young now, but why is he here?

"Aren't you supposed to be in Zaragoza?" Yang Cheng asked strangely.

Pique, like all Barcelona fans, obviously has one of the indoctrination he has received since he was a child, Yang Cheng is a heinous bastard, so he doesn't have much affection for Yang Cheng, and replied coldly: "Can't you go back to Barcelona in Zaragoza?" Don't you know that airplanes are convenient now? ”

was choked, Yang Cheng was speechless, but shook his head with a smile.

Seeing that the uncle she invited was said by Peake, she was also a little unhappy.

Pique obviously felt that he had gone too far just now, but he did hate Yang Cheng, not only him, but his whole family, so he simply stood up, "Avril, do you want to drink or eat something, I'll help you get it." ”

"No need, you go, I don't want to, I'll talk to my uncle!" Avril replied angrily.

Pique had no choice but to walk to the bar.

"Just a stinky kid!" Yang Cheng shook his head and smiled, but it can be seen that Barcelona has really done a good job in educating the next generation, at least Fabregas, Pique and others hate Yang Cheng, and rookies like the new Busquets, Pedro, Dos = Santos and other rookies often sarcastically and sarcastically mock Yang Cheng on Weibo. …,

However, for these kids, Yang Cheng usually ignores them directly.

"You're my uncle, he's just an ordinary friend, I just can't get used to his tone of talking about you!" Avril snorted.

Listening to the tone, in her heart, Yang Cheng is much more important than Pique.

"How do you know this kid?" Yang Cheng laughed and changed the topic.

"His family is very influential and rich in Barcelona, I have been here a few times, through a few friends who are engaged in music, and then he heard that I came to Barcelona again, and this time he came from Zaragoza to see me."

Yang Cheng sighed, "It seems that this kid wants to soak you!" ”

"Please, uncle!" Avril slapped her forehead hard, "I'm not interested in this stinky boy in your mouth, okay?" It's just that they are all friends, and he came from Manchester to help before, so this time he has to give him some face. ”

"You'll have more in common!" Yang Cheng said with a smile.

"I'm his sister!" Avril angrily threw him a hygienic eye.

"Uh......" Yang Cheng felt that he had often heard Aniston say, "Sister and brother love is popular now."

"you!" Avril knew that he said this on purpose, just to provoke himself, and scolded with a grin.

But seeing that Yang Cheng didn't speak, the little girl supported her chin with her right hand on the table and looked at Yang Cheng, "Hey, uncle, you won't see him so young, tall and handsome, you are jealous, worried that I will empathize and don't fall in love, right?" ”

Yang Cheng just picked up a glass of water to drink, almost choked to death, and coughed vigorously, attracting the attention of many people around.

Avril laughed vigorously on the side, "Don't worry, uncle, I still like you so much!" ”

Yang Cheng had a feeling that he had been molested, and shook his head vigorously, "I'm not interested in those little girls who want to have no body and no face!" ”

Avril was almost pissed off by this bastard, she really had a kind of tugging at his ears, pulling his head over, and letting him take a good look at his towering breasts, this is called no figure? And this face of his own, this is called faceless?

I'm so blind, this bastard uncle!

But Pique came over, and Avril was out of luck, and she was secretly scolding this Barcelona kid in her heart, why did she come back so early, disturbing her and having a good chat with her uncle.

With one more Pique, Yang Cheng and Avril Lavril chatted without fun, and they both felt bored, and after the two talked for a while, they both tacitly chose to be silent, which made Pique feel that he was being rejected, because he had just seen that the two were chatting happily.

"By the way, Avril, are you going to watch the game tomorrow?" Peake picked up a topic and asked.

"Tomorrow night, go!" Avril replied without even thinking about it.

"I'll go too, let's go together!" Peake said.

Yang Cheng almost didn't die of laughter in his heart, and raised his eyebrows at Avril, as if to say, this kid really wants to chase you.

Avril took advantage of Peake's head down to drink, spit out her tongue at Yang Cheng, and made a grimace about to vomit.

"However, I want to cheer for my uncle, we will be mortal enemies at that time!" Avril said.

As soon as Pique heard the words of my uncle, he couldn't help but look at Yang Cheng, and then at Avril, and always felt that the relationship between the two made him chestnut, there is so much age difference, one is so old, the other is so young, how can it be so close?

Eighty percent is that this old pervert wants the old cow to eat tender grass and please Avril all day long, doesn't the newspaper say that he has a flowery mouth all day long and is very good at picking up girls? I can't let Avril be deceived by this kind of flowery old radish. …,

If Yang Cheng knew how to read minds, he would definitely kill this stinky boy directly without hesitation, but he didn't.

"It's okay, it's opponents on the playing field, and friends off the playing field!" "But this time you're going to be disappointed, this is the Camp Nou, where Barcelona will beat Real Madrid." ”

"Really?" Yang Cheng sneered and asked, "I'm afraid they may not have this kind of ability." ”

"Barcelona have 12 points ahead of your Real Madrid in La Liga this season, and the league title has been booked in advance, Barcelona will definitely win this game, with your squad, don't expect to win at Camp Nou!" Peake said confidently.

I have to admit that this kid is tall, although his lips are too hòu in Yang Cheng's eyes, and he is not handsome, but he does have the taste of a literary youth, especially when he raises his head and chest, it is indeed good.

"Boy, after this game, Barcelona's lead will be 9 points!" Yang Cheng said in the tone of an elder teaching an ignorant junior.

"It's going to expand to 15 points!" Peake shouted.

Yang Cheng shook his head and smiled, and simply ignored this kid, because he felt that Pique was a tendon now, and there was no need to be serious with this kind of person, because he couldn't tolerate others to say half a bad word about Barcelona.

"I support Uncle!" Avril took a stand for fear that the world would not be chaotic.

Sure enough, as soon as this little girl made a statement, Pique's hostility towards Yang Cheng deepened, "Let's see!" ”

After the feast, he said goodbye to Avril, got up and left the bar.

"Ha, girl, you seem to want me to fight with him and bully me for being old, right?" Yang Cheng felt that this girl liked to mess around too much.

"I don't think he can beat you!" Avril said confidently, "And I will definitely help you, when the time comes, I will pick up this bottle from behind and smash it into the back of his head, hehe......"

Yang Cheng had a creepy feeling, is this little witch crazy?

"Just kidding, uncle!" Avril laughed and erased those words, "But I will definitely support you!" ”

Yang Cheng glanced at her, thinking to himself, this is about the same.

"By the way, uncle, why don't you just help me reject him." Avril suggested.

"How can I help?" Yang Cheng shook his head.

"You pretend to chase me, and then I pretend to obey you, and we start dating, and then ,......"

Yang Cheng didn't wait for her to finish, he directly handed over with his right hand, and the back of his hand was against her pink and white forehead, "Hey, girl, you don't have a fever, did you forget to take medicine when you came out just now?" ”

"What medicine?" Avril didn't react for a moment.

"Medicine to suppress your insanity!" Yang Cheng laughed.

"You're going to die!" Avril laughed and shouted, feeling the urge to push him to the floor and beat him up...... )

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