"Feng Ke, Fang Qian, permission, why are you all here, haven't you been on the "Expedition"?"

Zhang Yuan left the game and went out of the bedroom, and saw the three of them sitting in the hall, sighing and looking bitter.

"This? What's wrong with my brothers? Zhang Yuan sat on the sofa, looked at the license, and asked.

Xu Xu sighed, looking unbearable from the past, and said: "Don't mention it, they were all killed by Feng Ke!" ”

Zhang Yuan looked at Feng Ke again, and Feng Ke immediately replied with the word 'embarrassment' and said, "Can you blame me?" You can't blame me, if it weren't for Fang Qian, things wouldn't have happened, if things hadn't happened, I wouldn't have been unlucky, oh my God, who will save me, my angel ......!! ”

"Angel no, you're a piece of shit falling from the sky!" Fang Qian gritted her teeth and said: "I'm embarrassed to blame me, but you begged me at that time, if you hadn't begged hard, the old lady agreed to you compassionately, but what did you do to the old lady?" Yes!! You accompany me Diao, accompany me Diao!!! ”

'Diao Chan!! Zhang Yuan immediately thought of something and blurted out: "You won't stab Lu Bu off the thatched house, right?" ”

Hearing this, Fang Qian and Feng Ke, who were pinching Feng Ke's neck, turned their heads and asked in unison, "How do you know?" ”

'Khan, I missed my mouth! Fortunately, Zhang Yuan was quite calm, and said innocently: "I don't want to know, but now it has been spread on the Internet, I heard that Lu Bu also released the order to chase and kill the rivers and lakes, sincerely, buddy, you are completely famous, don't say you know me when you go out in the future......!" ”

"Oh my God, don't let me live!" Falco hugged his head in pain and screamed.

Xu Xu hugged his chest and said, "Feng Ke, you don't have to pretend, isn't this really what you dreamed of?" ”

"Quack quack......!!" Feng Ke lowered his head, and his invisible face suddenly let out a strange scream, and then raised his head very '' and said: "I accidentally took a picture of the video at that time, you said you want to send it to make me more legendary!" Oh, don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend!! ”

Speaking of Zuihou, Fonto couldn't help but sing in his out-of-tune voice.

The three of ......them were silent for a while.

"Ahhhh You accompany me Diao, you accompany me Diao......!!! ”

"Ahhhh You accompany me Lu Bu, you accompany my lord......!!! ”

"Khan~!"

Zhang Yuan looked at Feng Ke, who was 'tortured and killed', and couldn't help wiping his sweat, it's all like this, and he can still be so 'optimistic', it's really strange enough.

At some point, Liu Zhi walked out of the room and said, "Feng Ke, I heard that you are famous, do you want me to pass on your actual situation, maybe you won't have to live it on Singles' Day!" ”

Feng Ke instinctively showed a pig brother and nodded: "Okay, okay!" ”

"No way!!" Fang Qian said immediately, then hugged her chest and said categorically: "If you want to be 'human flesh' and become a real legend, then you can let Liu Zhi say it!" ”

Feng Ke reacted immediately, stared at Liu Zhi, and seemed to say silently, 'You are so vicious', and then said gratefully: "Qianqian, you are so good to me, I don't know how to repay you, come on, let me make a promise......!" ”

"Bang!!"

Fang Qian kicked him onto the sofa: "Get out, the old lady is not interested in men!" Besides, I'm not helping you, I've already promised Lu Bu that I don't know you, if you are doxxed, won't the old lady also be exposed? So it's better for you not to show up! Do you hear that? ”

Feng Keru has been a lamb in the wind and rain, and said: "Yes, Queen Bixia......!" ”

Zhang Yuan said: "Say, what is the specific situation, I am very interested!" ”

Liu Zhiya said: "Yes, I'm also interested! ”

Looking at the appearance of the two of them, isn't it the trick of 'holding a small bench' to watch?

Xu Xu raised his hand and said, "I'm just a soy sauce maker, but I am willing to take out the whole process of what I have seen, and I am willing to share it with you 'dragon tricks'!" ”

It turns out that things are actually very simple, after Fang Qian went to the game, she was frantically looking for historical generals, of course, her target was not the historical generals themselves, but their wives or lovers, in her words:

Behind every successful man there is always a woman who silently supports them. In fact, those women who silently support them are really the combination of ability and political integrity, beauty and wisdom! ’…… The latter sentence can be ignored.

Then, one day, she didn't know that she got the news from that gossip and learned about Lu Bu's whereabouts.

Here, Liu Zhi expressed his 'helplessness', because he told Fang Qian this 'gossip' news.

Everything was as Liu Zhi expected, after Fang Qian knew Lu Bu's whereabouts, she rushed to find him, of course, it was more accurate to go to find Diao Chan, but Diao Chan didn't seem to be with Lu Bu yet, which made her very depressed.

At this time, Xu Xu didn't know the 'gossip' he got from there, and planned to take refuge in Lu Bu, sacrifice himself, and become Lu Bu's 'lackey minions'.

Liu Zhi once again expressed his 'helplessness', because this is his 'gossip' again.

Of course, the result was that he couldn't even enter Lu Bu's door, and just when he was about to leave helplessly, he met Fang Qian, and after Fang Qian knew about it, he immediately said to help him. Because although Fang Qian didn't find Diao Chan, she had a 'hot' fight with Lu Bu's real wife, Yan.

And at this moment, Feng Ke came, and he also came from the grapevine to 'pay respects' to the celebrity Lu Bu, in fact, it is more important to see if Lu Bu is really so handsome.

Liu Zhi said 'helpless' for the third time......

Then, the three of them arrived, and the show naturally began, as Liu Zhi expected, they would have chemistry together.

Fang Qian took the two of them into the Lu Mansion, and Lu Bu was not there at the time, so he waited there, and Feng Ke couldn't stay there, so he wandered around, and was chased by a group of dogs, in Feng Ke's words, that group of dogs was at least a few million Tibetan mastiff-level 'divine beasts', and that speed, he could catch up and kill him in seconds.

However, he is not the kind of person who sits idly by, and in the end, Feng Ke finally escaped with all his strength, and now everyone knows it, this girl is hiding under the thatched house.

And then, there is no then......

Zhang Yuan asked sharply: "You are being chased by a dog?" ”

"Uh......!" Feng Ke looked left and right, and said expectantly: "This, this ......!" I may have accidentally broken into the secret room of Lu Bu's house or something!! Yes, it must be ......! ”

"I know this!" Xu Xu suddenly raised his hand and said: "I was in the living room at the time, and I heard a voice outside, it seemed that a little girl was scolding something, I wanted to ......!" ”

"I know that, too!" Fang Qian said: "I was by the pool at the time, and I saw Feng Ke talking to Lu Bu's daughter, and then the maid let the dog go!" ”

Feng Ke jumped up violently and said, "Okay, you all heard it at the time, and you didn't come to save me......!" ”

"Let me summarize!" Liu Zhi said: "Feng Ke failed to flirt with other little girls, was chased by dogs, and then hid in the thatched house, and then Lu Bu went to the thatched house, and when he was pulling it was cool, Feng Ke stabbed the other party down ......!" ”

"Wait, wait!" Feng Ke interrupted Liu Zhi's words and said, "Is that a thatched house?" It's so big, I thought it was the bathroom......"

Liu Zhi expressed helplessness: "Okay, I was wrong, in fact, Feng Ke wanted to hide there and peep at people taking a bath, but he met Lu Bu, Lu Bu is a male whore, we all understand, so, Feng Ke was angry and stabbed the other party down!" ”

"Hooligans, you are not allowed to go to the room where Xiaoxiao and I live in the future, especially the bedroom, you can't even look at it!!!" Fang Qian said.

"Alas, mourn!" Zhang Yuan and the others patted him on the shoulder, expressing 'sympathy'.

"......" Falco wants to cry into tears, do I really have such obscene thoughts in my subconscious??