Chapter 58: Greenwaist Tells Jokes

Hua Ruyan poured tea for Qu Nan again, and very neatly transferred to the topic she was most concerned about: "Ruyan heard that there is a monster in Liuhe County. The monster is covered with black hair, and its actions are no different from ordinary people, and it is ferocious, causing a lot of people, I don't know if this matter is serious? ”

Qu Nan looked at the tea in the cup, and said secretly: If you drink it again, you will have to learn the cyan dyeing, and it will be rude.

He put down the teacup, pondered for a moment, and replied: "In Liuhe County, there is a monster covered with animal hair, and the people call it a mandrill. Some people also say that the thing is a demon, a demon that ran down from the Yan Mountain. I had a relationship with that monster, but I know that it is not a good kind, and it also has some harmful means. As for which families she has harmed, I can't say for sure, but what I know, the Yan family opera troupe is one of them. ”

Hua Qingran, who had never existed, suddenly spoke: "Is that monster a man or a woman?" Probably out of the mouth? ”

Qu Nanyi didn't expect that Hua Ruyan, who was dedicated to serving the gods, and Hua Qingran, who was pure-hearted, would be a little interested in that demon girl, so he squinted his eyes, and after weighing the words in his heart, he replied: "Is this...... Speaking of which, although Nan Yi didn't hear the monster speak with his own ears, he had heard a habitual secret explanation, and the monster not only could speak, but also worked very hard. As for whether the monster is male or female, it's hard to say. The monster could be a man or a woman. ”

Hua Qingran asked, "Why?" ”

Qu Nan kept staring at Hua Qingran and said, "Because, there are two monsters!" ”

The cyayan-dyed eyes shrunk, but they quickly returned to normal. He asked as if he were talking to himself, "Two?" ”

Qu Nanyi simply changed his position, sat his butt on the mat, and said lazily: "Aren't there two?" One woman, one man. Although the man wore a curtain fence on his head, which covered part of his figure, his limbs were slender and his posture was straight, which must have been unintentional by the man. That man had set fire to my county office, and it was really ...... What a big dog guts! "Raise your hand, point at Hua Qing Dye," the man's body is somewhat similar to Qing Dye. However, I think that Qing Dye is a character like a jade tree in Zhilan, how can it be a monster covered in animal hair? Qu Nanyi's words are not detailed, but if he gets to the bottom of it, he can also excuse not understanding a sentence. After all, he really hadn't seen what the mysterious man looked like. Moreover, the rockery is a priestess's business, and it is just her own guess. Today, he deliberately confuses the public to facilitate his fishing in troubled waters, and naturally he will not know everything and say everything.

Hua Qingran said lightly: "This joke is not funny. ”

Qu Nanyi laughed: "It seems that I'm really not suitable for telling jokes." "Raise your eyes and look around," come on, come on, who's going to tell a funny joke. Seeing that no one answered his words, he pointed his finger straight at the green waist, "Come on, you can tell one." It's funny, and I'll give you a new look. ”

After the green waist was named, her expression still showed a little wooden, she looked back at Qu Nanyi in a daze, opened her mouth, and just when everyone thought she would say something, she only gave two words: "No." ”

Tang You couldn't sit still, but he didn't dare to move, for fear of breaking the bench. She looked very impatient, frowned and shouted: "Cousin asked you to speak, you just talked, where did you get so much nonsense?!" ”

Two words, also called so much nonsense? Tang Qian chose to remain silent.

The green waist was also obedient, put his shoulders on the pavilion pillar, and said, "Then talk about one." ”

Qu Nan nodded: "Come, you can talk about it." ”

The green waist agitated his cheeks, and said expressionlessly: "First cousin, I started from the text, and I didn't pass the exam for three years in a row. Then he practiced martial arts, sent a shot on the martial arts training field, and the drummers chased it and went out. Business, no silver. Changed to medicine, wrote a good prescription by himself, took it, and died. ”

After Greenwaist finished speaking, the whole scene was silent.

It seems that after so much time for tea, in fact, it is just a snap of his fingers, Tang Ye laughed heartily, Hua Ruyan and Tang Qian both covered their lips with handkerchiefs, and trembled their shoulders lightly, but Tang You looked up to the sky and laughed, almost dying of laughter.

Qu Nan wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, so he hurriedly swallowed the tea in his mouth, choking so much that tears flowed out. In the laughter of everyone, he covered his face and shouted: "Oops, oops, it amuses me to death." ”

Hua Cyan's chest vibrated and was obviously amused. I don't know if he was amused by the story of the green waist, or by Qu Nanyi's funny.

Qu Nan laughed breathlessly, and finally couldn't stop laughing, thinking back to the story that the green waist said, how could she feel that the cousin in her mouth was scolding him? It's funny, though.

After Qu Nan smiled enough, he crossed Erlang's legs and asked, "Green waist, what kind of color do you want?" My lord, I'm a clean official, and I don't have that much oil and water. ”

Hua Qingran glanced at Qu Nan and moved her body in the opposite direction, not letting his toes touch her.

Master Tang said secretly: This Qu lord really regards this place as his own home. Look at this sitting posture, they are all about to lie down, I am afraid that there is no one before and no one after them.

In the midst of everyone's belly, the green waist will hold a hand and point directly at Qu Nanyi.

Qu Nanyi was slightly stunned, raised his hand to his nose, and said jokingly: "You ugly girl, you don't want to be an adult, right?" ”

The green waist nodded very seriously, which can be described as a lot of coquettishness and persistence.

Qu Nan snorted and laughed again. He sighed: "I can't imagine it, although this ugly girl is stupid, she has some eyesight, and she can see that I am a good-looking and good-tempered adult." Well, I don't care about you today. Reaching out, he took out a piece or two of silver from his sleeve pocket and threw it to Green Waist, "Fill you with a cheap color head." ”

The green waist pinched one or two pieces of silver, and glanced at Qu Nanyi again, as if to measure which one was better. Eventually, she put the broken silver in her sleeve and patted it gently with her hand.

"Hehe......" Hua Qingran laughed. The sound is like the sound of a piano, refreshing.

Everyone didn't know why Hua Qingran was smiling, but they were amazed by his smile. They all said secretly: Although the flower is beautiful, it is not as good as the light smile of the flower dyeing.

Qu Nanyi was the first to come back to his senses and asked, "Why is Qing Ran laughing?" ”

Hua Qingran asked rhetorically: "Nanyi and one or two broken silver, which is more important?" ”

Qu Nan was slightly stunned, and then burst out laughing. The voice is hearty, with a smell of sunshine. He said, "Good green waist! ”

Green Waist asked him to be the head of the lottery, and he threw Green Waist a tael of silver, and Green Waist chose to keep a tael of silver instead of him. It can be seen that in the heart of the green waist, he is not as good as one or two silver.

I really don't know, is this really stupid, or is it pretending to be stupid?

Everyone saw that Qu Nanyi gave the color head, and he was naturally not stingy as the owner, so they gave the green waist some color heads.

The green waist didn't thank you, took the color head and stuffed it into the sleeve, and after stuffing it, he patted it with his hand, revealing a satisfied smirk.

Although the green waist looks ugly and silly, it is not lacking in eyes. She saw that in addition to the cyan dye, everyone present had added color to her, so she walked to the front of the flower blue dye and said, "Color head." ”

Hua Qingran is a Taoist disciple and rarely pays attention to the mundane world, so he never thinks about adding color to people. Facing the green waist that suddenly appeared in front of him, he was a little dazed and asked rhetorically, "Why?" "Why should I give you a boost?

When everyone saw Hua Qing's appearance, they knew that after he laughed at Qu Nanyi, he began to wander out of the world again. Master Tang said secretly: This enlightened master is different from us ordinary people, and he is not in the same realm at all.

Greenwaist replied very directly, "You laughed." I listened to her story and smiled. If you laugh, you have to give the lottery head.

Hua Qingran thought for a while, it was really like this, so she reached out and touched it in her sleeve pocket, touched and touched, and then reached into her arms and touched it, and touched it......

The cyan dye did not bring silver.

Hua Ruyan wanted to take down a silk flower and reward it for Hua Qingdye to the green waist, but Hua Qingran obviously didn't want to fake others, but saw that he looked around with those clear eyes, and then stretched out his hands, picked up the incense burner placed on the table, and handed it to the green waist.

Green Waist took the incense burner casually, turned around and returned to Tang You's back.

During the whole process, the two behaved very casually and naturally, without any sense of disobedience. But why does everyone think it's a little weird?

Everyone secretly looked at the dazzle, and then turned their heads to look at the green waist, and they shuddered.