After the game officially began, Newcastle did not hesitate to set up a 4-5-1 counter-attack formation at Stamford Bridge, with Kluivert as their lone striker. Shearer's age was key to that selection, as Kluivert, who had high hopes before the season, did not please Newcastle's hierarchy. The form of the talented centre-forward, who once played in the Dutch national team, beating Ruud van Nistelrooy and Markay, seems to have been sliding into the abyss with no signs of recovery. He can only be regarded as a qualified centre-forward, but this is far from what Newcastle expected when they brought him in. In fact, Newcastle's hierarchy is already starting to regret the deal. This extraordinary did not solve the problems brought about by Shearer's aging, but instead left them with a large burden of great value.

And Newcastle's lack of attacking ability is one of the most important reasons why the outside world is not optimistic about them before the game. Against Chelsea's most successful defence in the Premier League so far this season, if there is anything Newcastle can do in the front, it will be to sigh that God favors them.

Also, for Chelsea, the conundrum for this game is when they can break Newcastle's shell. The sooner they smash it, the sooner they can seal the win of this game, there's no doubt about that. Suffice it to say, once Chelsea take the lead in this game, then 90 per cent of the game is over. However, it will not be easy to break through Newcastle's dense defence, and in the face of such a global problem, in addition to strength, a little luck is also necessary.

For this. Both Ray and Chelsea know very well. After the opening, Lao Lei led the team very skillfully to press. For Newcastle's strategy of wanting to turn the midfield into a meat grinder. Lao Lei had already guessed in his heart. So in the beginning, he drove his rate to the maximum distance. Use a quick pass to break down Newcastle's various sieges and interceptions in midfield.

At this time, Li Bower naturally found Lao Lei without any doubt. No, to be precise, it should be him and Dyer who found Old Ray together. Faced with the joint entrapment of these two, Lao Lei himself was not surprised, because from a certain Cheng dù, for this situation, he was already on the "God's Prank" card. I got a glimpse of it, and I was ready to deal with it.

Lao Lei is not ready to do anything, he doesn't want to get injured because of this game. It's not that I'm afraid, it's that Lao Lei wants to ensure that he can enjoy the 90 minutes, and it's a pity to go out early, after all, this is a full 70 soul points. In this case, Lao Lei is organizing Chelsea's offensive while waiting for the time, the time to break out.

In the 12th minute of the first half. With Claude roaming in midfield and Makelele behind him to help fill in the position, he can boldly and confidently step forward and plunge into the attack. Lee Bowyer and Dyer are like shadows of old Ray. With him, Lao Lei, who is ready to step forward to grab the ball. The first 10 minutes of the game were boring for Lee Bowyer. Because he has never had the opportunity to say "hello" to Lao Lei. However, at this time. Opportunity suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.

At this time, Lao Lei received a pass from Robben sideways. Just as Lee Bowyer and Dyer pounced. This time, he also chose to hand over the ball immediately and cooperate with others. This time, though, it wasn't his Chelsea team-mate, but Lee Bowyer, who pounced on him with a bang. Lao Lei saw the timing, and then slammed the heel of his left foot hard. Then, with his left foot as the axis, he turned 180 degrees, and as soon as he was short, he accelerated from the left side of Dyer, and then chased after him in a few big strides, and then controlled the football again at his feet.

And Lao Lei's unique off-ball escape immediately caused a neat and loud exclamation at Stamford Bridge, and then quickly remembered a malicious mocking laugh. The object of their ridicule was Li Bowye, who had a fierce face, but at this time his eyes flashed confused. "Reima! Reima!! How the hell did he do it?! How can it be?! If I hadn't been young, I would have suspected that I had presbyopia. Why did Lee Bowyer become a good comrade-in-arms of Reima? ! Hahaha!! ”

Amid the unabashedly mocking laughter of the on-site commentators, the scene was replayed in the minds of all Chelsea fans. The heel of Lao Lei's left foot knocked the ball directly to Li Bowye's feet. And this is what Li Bowye, who rushed over with all his might, did not expect, although he wanted to adjust, it was too late. I could only watch as the ball hit the inside of my left foot and bounce diagonally in front of me. This looks like Li Bowyer and Lao Lei played a two-on-one cooperation and passed Dyer. And it is precisely because of this that there are the words of the live commentary at Stamford Bridge.

Lao Lei's passing can be said to be a great insult to Li Bowye. Lao Lei completely played with him in the palm of his hand and treated him like a fool. Such a situation makes Li Bowye, who is determined to take revenge, how can he endure it. Then, no matter how unwilling he was at this time, in the face of Lao Lei, who had already accelerated, all he could do was to watch Lao Lei move on. When Lao Ray's light flick and buckle allowed Li Bowyer's annoying tackle, he went directly to the front of Newcastle's penalty area.

Although the attack ended with Woodgate successfully blocking Drogba's shot, Lao Lei's pure playfulness this time still brought the Chelsea fans at the scene to a climax. This kind of imaginative and humiliating action is enough to conquer everyone, especially when it comes to the relationship between Lao Lei and Li Bowye, there is no doubt that this is a deliberate action of Lao Lei.

Although Lao Lei felt a little regretful when he saw that the ball was not scored, he didn't care too much, after all, the game had just started for a while, and for him, there was still a chance. He turned around and was about to walk back when he saw Li Bowyer, who had just stood up. Looking at his flushed and annoyed face, the corners of Lao Lei's mouth couldn't help but hang a big smile.

After Li Bowye got up, he kept glaring at Lao Lei angrily. However, the next scene was about to make him angry. When Old Ray passed by him. It's like seeing a good teammate and winking at him. Then he also gave him two thumbs up as a sign of encouragement. Thanks and compliments. Of course, if you don't count the naked ridicule and contempt in Lao Lei's eyes, this is definitely a very sincere gesture of thanking your teammates.

Lei Ma is teasing his opponent again, this is the consensus of everyone now, no one will think that Lao Lei suddenly let go of his grievances and became a Buddha. And he knew that his teasing was undoubtedly successful, because from the eyes of Lee Bowyer about to breathe fire, he could tell that he was walking according to the script of "God's prank". Except for Drogba's blocked shot. Lao Lei has already got everything he thinks of in this attack. And his next move was just to continue to tease Li Bowyer and make him angry.

After this offensive, Lao Lei suddenly increased his strength, constantly attacking the joint defense line of Lee Bowyer and Dyer. Although he will not reach Cheng Dù, who has succeeded in every breakthrough, Lao Lei's solid and delicate work is enough to ensure that he can be invincible. With this advantage, the ball is passed. Marseille spins and turns his back to knock the ball over...... Every time Lao Lei successfully shook off Li Bowyer and Dyer, it was the hardest time for Li Bowyer.

He felt that Lao Lei was like countless mosquitoes, hovering around him. It made him irritable, but helpless. "Hey, come on. You almost shoveled me, really. Just a little bit! "Put in some strength, man. This is not your real level, you are the one who wants to teach European Footballer of the Year! "I don't believe it, this is your true level, no, you must be joking with me." …… These seemingly heartfelt words of encouragement, but in fact spicy sarcasm, almost made him swing his fist in the ears of Li Bowye. If it weren't for the idea of "I want to teach this stinky boy a hard lesson" that kept flashing in his mind, he probably wouldn't have been able to control it.

Does Li Bowyer want to foul, there is no doubt about it, he wants to foul Lao Lei fiercely. But in this regard, Lao Lei has long been prepared. He was like a slippery loach that didn't give Lee Bowyer any chance to assault him after the match began. And this is also the surprise of the reporters and football staff who watched the game, and they couldn't help but wonder: "Could it be that the strength of Remair has reached this point?" ”

And the answer, of course no, no matter how old Lei is now, he has not yet reached the level of completely playing with Li Bowye. This qiē, the "God's Prank" card, played a big role. The specific situation, it is estimated that in addition to Lao Lei, Li Bowye himself is the most clear. What he can feel is that it seems that the turf at Stamford Bridge today is particularly incompatible with him, and at critical moments, there will always be "unexpected" episodes to let Lao Lei pass safely. This situation made Li Bowye's accumulated anger completely on his face.

Seeing Li Bowye's expression, Lao Lei was overjoyed, and he felt that the first climax of this game was coming, and he was just a fire away. In the 21st minute of the first half, the angry Li Bowyer finally officially fell into the trap of Lao Lei. In the midfield, after Lao Lei won the ball, as soon as he turned around, he saw Li Bowyer glaring angrily, and rushed over at full speed.

Just when Li Bowyer's outstretched foot was about to touch the football at Lao Lei's feet, Lao Lei suddenly faced Li Bowyer, and his feet kept staggering to pull the ball back. At the same time, he himself kept retreating in small steps, and in the process, he kept facing Li Bowyer head-on, as if he were watching a rewind video.

Lao Lei's action is like a fisherman constantly pulling a fishing rod to lure a big fish to take the bait. And at this time, Li Bowyer is this big fish, and it is a "big fish that is hungry and wants to go crazy". After being dodged by Lao Lei for the first time, he also did not retract his foot to adjust, gritted his teeth, and his right foot directly stretched forward and hooked the football at Lao Lei's feet. Apparently angry emotions have already imaged his rational judgment.

And it was at this time that the turf played a joke with Lee Bowyer again. For some reason, he suddenly felt the turf under his left foot soften. This was a very bad situation, and with his footing unsteady, Li Bowyer could no longer control his split legs.

"Ahh

With a terrible scream, Lee Bowyer reluctantly finished a standard one-line horse on the turf. This cost him dearly, covering his crotch, he lay directly on the turf, his body stretched up like a hard bow, which is a pain that all men can empathize with. In fact, at this time, all the male fans who were watching the game couldn't help but feel a chill under their crotch.

And with the referee's whistle, Lao Lei also kicked the football out of the sideline very cooperatively. Then, right on the side, he crouched down and watched Lee Bowyer's distorted expression up close.

On the big screen at the scene, everyone could feel the undisguised schadenfreude and pride at the corner of his mouth.

He just admired and pondered with pleasure.

"The first orgasm is coming!!" (To be continued......)