Forty-sixth: extremely ugly
Qu Nanyi's world is filled with three women. One is a priestess, the second is a rockery, and the third is a beard. He often thought that if the three were one, what would it be...... How boring.
Really, he really didn't want to admit that a woman would use a different identity to trap him so badly.
Fortunately, his means of saving are not weak, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable. I'm afraid that if I go up to the peak, it will be enough for him to drink a pot.
The porridge continued to be served, but the location changed from the entrance of the vegetable market to the entrance of the yamen. Anyway, he and the officials were able to drink a bowl of hot porridge at noon. The taste is very ecstatic.
In fact, he originally wanted to secretly keep some grain, but the two strong women with big shoulders and round waists were really kind-hearted and careful, and he didn't know where Hu Yan found these two, and he managed the grain so much that he couldn't wait to find out the number of grains.
Qu Nanyi found that in front of the strong woman, no matter how strong the county order is, it is useless.
He simply turned his grief and anger into strength, and offered a reward everywhere to catch Hu Yan, but this person seemed to have evaporated, and he couldn't even find a single hair.
Qu Nanyi didn't like those gods and ghosts, but he had to be in awe of the gods and ghosts.
The county government of Liuhe County caught fire, regardless of whether someone deliberately set the fire, this matter fell on Qunan's head as soon as his mouth was crooked, only that the people had grievances, and the county magistrate could not escape the blame.
Those who wait to see Qu Nan fall one by one and then fall to pieces, are doomed to disappointment.
Before the complaint against the people of Qunan was handed over, the county government of Liuhe County had already repaired it, and those missing important documents were also supplemented by Qunanyi's unforgettable brain. If someone still uses the fire in the county government as an excuse, Qu Nanyi will say with a smile: "The old one is not going, the new one is not coming, this official wants to change to a new county government to sit, what is the matter?" In a word, the gamble made people speechless.
As for the cost of repairing the county government, it was naturally taken out of the purse of the bullies by Qu Nanyi. He deduced through the old files that the crimes of those bullies and tyrants were not big or small, but also big or small, and he grabbed seven inches as soon as he made a move. He didn't make a ruthless move, so he beat the hearts of the bullies and tyrants so painlessly, making people's hearts go up and down, and occasionally he was invited to chat with the county magistrate, looking at the burned county office, all of them pinched a cold sweat, oh oh, wrong, all of them pinched a handful of sympathetic tears, so they gave each other and bought peace of mind with silver. Since Qu Nan dared to accept this silver, then his little thing was simply drizzle.
Of course, there are also those who are interested, who know the elegance when they hear the sound of the strings, not only take the initiative to offer silver taels, but also climb up very enthusiastically.
At noon, the scorching sun scorched the earth, and even the intellectuals on the trees hid in the shade of the trees, calling weakly.
A person's figure rolled into the county office like a colorful glass ball, and then kept going straight to the backyard.
Li Dazhuang and the others held the wrinkled bowl and looked at the ball, oh, wrong, it was that person, to be precise, the woman, and then they all silently turned their eyes away and continued to bow their heads and drink porridge. Secret Dao: Porridge every day, porridge every day, when is it a head? Master Qu said that the water flows for a long time, so that he only makes one pot of porridge every day to give porridge, and ordered the officials to line up to get the porridge. However, then again, this porridge cooked from polished rice is delicious!
The colorful ball rolled all the way into the inner courtyard.
"Cousin ......" accompanied by a loud call full of excitement, coquettishness, and excitement, Miss Cousin's Yurunzhuyuan body appeared in front of Qu Nanyi with an irresistible momentum.
Qu Nan felt suffocated in his breath, and the already stuffy air became more and more scarce.
Tang You trotted all the way, tired enough, sat on the stool, picked up the teacup on the table, raised his head and poured it, and sighed comfortably.
Tang You was dressed in bright pink clothes, and a three-finger-wide jade belt inlaid with gemstones of various colors was tied around his waist. Because of her fatness, the jade belt was embedded in her belly, and she could only see a little thumb wide, and as she breathed heavily, it was sometimes two fingers wide, and sometimes it became one finger wide.
Qu Nan glanced at the red lip print on the teacup, frowned slightly, but didn't say anything.
After he was out of breath, Tang You raised his butt and sat up from the stool, took two steps in front of Qu Nanyi, squatted slightly, raised his face like a bun, and said with a smile: "Cousin, I'm coming to see you." ”
Qu Nanyi put down the book in his hand and said lightly: "Miss Tang, the official said that you and I are not related. ”
Tang You stood up, used his chubby hand as a fan, fanned himself twice, and replied nonchalantly: "My father said that he checked the family tree, four generations ago, we were really relatives." It is...... It's a little farther away. "Well, it's only a dozen or so relatives apart, and then it's a turn of the corner.
Qu Nanyi had never seen such a dark, fat, and thick-skinned girl, so he could only not argue with her, and chose to be silent and golden.
Tang You is famous in Liuhe County, black, fat and nymphomaniac. Her family runs a rice shop, an inn, and a jewelry store, and she is considered to be the richest family in Liuhe County. When the county government was repaired, her family produced the most silver, and the closer this relative clinged.
I think that at the beginning, when Qu Nan appeared in the living room of her door wearing a blue robe, wearing a silver hooked belt around her waist, holding a jade-colored bone fan, and smiling, her heartbeat inexplicably accelerated; When he shook the fan lightly and knocked on her father's side for a few words, she rushed out from behind the screen with a roar, put her elbow on her father's waist, and forced her father to promise to donate five hundred taels of silver to repair the county government and build the river embankment.
Since then, the whole Liuhe County knows that Tang You has a cousin who is a county magistrate, whose surname is Nanyi, and the word is ...... She didn't know what the words were.
Tang You slapped his face, motioned for the two maids to come in, and brought the pastries she brought to Qu Nanyi: "Cousin, try it, I cooked it myself, it's so delicious that it makes people swallow their tongues." ”
Qu Nanyi knew that Tang You belonged to the kind of dead faceless shape, if you didn't eat the pastries she made, she could hang around in front of you all day, and besides, Tang You's body was directly proportional to her good at making food, Qu Nanyi was still full of use.
He reached for a piece of pastry, put it in his mouth, and glanced casually at the two maids. He remembered that the last time Tang You came, there was no maid ring by his side.
At this glance, he was so shocked that he clicked the pastry in his throat! This was a pat on the chest and a violent cough, and finally he grabbed the teapot and poured it into his mouth, which tossed the pastry that almost killed him.
Tang You cautiously asked, "Cousin, is this pastry so delicious that you can swallow your tongue?" ”
Qu Nanyi's face turned green, it was too hard to choke, and he hadn't eased up yet.
Tang Youhehe laughed with him: "Eat, eat, eat, eat another piece, eat another piece." ”
Qu Nanyi poured another sip of tea, and then looked at the two maids again, exercising his temperament not to be surprised when he encountered ghosts.
One of them was ugly, with protruding front teeth and a short forehead, and at first glance, he thought that the rabbit had become a sperm. In fact, there is still a bit of joy, and it can't scare people. The other one, however, is a bit more terrifying. Qu Nanyi is very similar to talking to her, he will come out in the middle of the day, but don't come out at night, if he is scared to death, do you think he, the county magistrate, will cut off her head? Cutting is the right thing; Don't cut, it's a favor. How innocent is it that people are ugly?
Qu Nanyi did another psychological construction, and then looked at the other girl.
But see the woman...... Well, I think it's a woman, but I saw that the woman had a pair of small inverted triangular eyes, a large black mole on her flat nose, her cheeks were so fat that they seemed to contain something, and her mouth was smeared with bright red rouge, and she couldn't see the shape of her lips, she only felt fat and big. Xu is the world has a love of beauty, this girl smeared a thick layer of white powder on her face, and patted a red enough rouge on her cheeks, and drew a circle of thick and black lines outside the small triangular eyes.
Her eyes didn't blink, and when she looked at things, she looked a little sluggish and abnormal.
Looking at the posture, this is a good girl with huge breasts. But with such a posture and such a face, it is enough to make a man lose all the illusions of big-breasted beauties.
Tang You saw Qu Nan looking at his maid rings, so he took the initiative to introduce: "These are the two maid rings I bought newly, and they will be my dowry." My father said that I am not beautiful, and I can't recruit good-looking foxes by my side to hook my aunt's heart. "The fat hand is one, and the girl who looks like a rabbit is also a girl," I first bought this and named it Red Sleeves, and then I turned my head and saw this uglier one. The rounded fingers changed direction and pointed directly at the silly girl, "Cousin, look at her, is she so ugly that you can't swallow?" Hey, to be honest, since I bought her, my father has said that I am really getting thinner and thinner, at least two or two taels! By the way, I named her Greenwaist. The corners of his lips raised, and his bun face instantly became proud, "Cousin, how is it, I'm also talented, right?" ”
Qu Nanyi nodded very sincerely, and said secretly: With such red sleeves and green waist, I'm afraid that your husband will never dare to have that kind of extravagant hope anymore. If you let that green-waisted girl get together in front of your father-in-law's bed again, you won't have to worry about stealing food from your father-in-law's guild in the future, but I'm afraid that you will have to cooperate with your husband to see the old Chinese medicine doctor.
Tang You saw that he had received Qu Nanyi's approval, and his heart was instantly filled with joy, especially when he saw Qu Nanyi's handsome spirit, his heart was infinitely happy, and he couldn't help but say: "My father said that he wanted someone who could be good to me, but ...... But I thought to myself, if there was someone who wanted to marry me wholeheartedly, and who loved to eat the food I cooked, I would ...... I'm also willing to marry. ”
Qu Nanyi couldn't help but pour another sip of tea, feeling that the pastry he had just eaten was a little sour and acidic. He narrowed his eyes and smiled, "Is this this...... Miss Tang is jade and round, born rich and noble, and it is best to recruit a husband to come to the door. At that time, the official must come to the door to congratulate him in person, and it can be regarded as the friendship of you calling me a cousin. ”
Tang You smirked twice, and hurriedly got up to say goodbye. No, she walked too fast and bumped into a person around the corner, but fortunately, that person was good and staggered slightly to collide with Tang You's head-on.
Tang You realized that when she was about to hit someone, she was also trying to brake sharply, she desperately leaned back, her hands were still scratching behind her back, very unfortunately, the green waist was too close to her, and she grabbed her. Tang You originally wanted to take advantage of this grasp to stand up, but he didn't want the green waist to be too thin, so she picked him up and flew forward.
The direction in which the person came to hide was the same as the direction in which the green waist flew away, and the real number was the same.
So, everyone saw that the huge boobs of the green waist hit the face of the person who came, ruthlessly, sparing no effort! Then, the whole person pressed against the face of the visitor and slowly slid to the ground.
The face of the person who came was finally revealed, it was Bai Ziqi who dominated Liuhe County!