Chapter 253: I'll Let You Pretend!
Hua Ruyan plus white grass plus Zhuli are not Hu Yan's opponents in terms of quarrels. After coming to this Liuhe County, Hu Yan admired the only person who was a quarrel and a master of sprinkling - Wang Blind Po. That's the real spicy stuff!
Bai Cao did not wear a curtain fence, and his face was red with anger. She opened her mouth to say something, but it was as if something was blocking her chest, and she couldn't move.
Hu Yan waved his hand and said, "Don't do anything that humiliates yourself." It's a waste of my lip color and a waste of my time. Stretched out his foot and kicked Qu Nanyi, who was pretending to be dead, "My lord, get up, my subordinates haven't eaten yet." ”
Qu Nan covered his face and did not move, and said vaguely: "Don't call yourself this official, you should die!" ”
Hu Yan suddenly screamed and shouted, "The wild boar is coming!" ”
Qu Nanyi suddenly jumped up from the ground and jumped behind Hu Yan. and used all fours together, and wrapped it around Hu Yan's back.
Hu Yan darkened his face and said coldly: "Come down." ”
Qu Nan shook his head and said, "No, no, no." ”
Hu Yan narrowed his eyes, and suddenly smiled: "Believe it or not, I can kick you back and let you fly to the wild boar?" ”
Qu Nanyi lay down from behind Hu Yan and said depressedly: "Letter." ”
Hu Yan said seriously: "It's a pity, I don't believe it." ”
Qu Nanyi stared at Hu Yan for a long time, and suddenly reached out and flicked it towards her head.
Hu Yan flexed his index finger and flicked Qu Nanyi's finger in mid-air.
Qu Nan whimpered, withdrew his hand, and stumbled in the palm of his hand. He squeezed seven words out of his throat: "Broken, must be broken." ”
Hu Yan pushed away Qu Nanyi, who was jumping in front of him, and said with emotion: "It is said that those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, and Lord Qu doesn't know who he is close to, so his brain is almost ready to kowtow to Marshal Tianpeng's younger brother." ”
Qu Nanyi suddenly stopped jumping, put his hands behind his back, raised his head with his chest straight, and said with a heroic and righteous look: "Hu Guard, you drove a wild boar in, do you know that it will hurt people's lives?!" ”
Hu Yan replied very innocently: "I wanted to add some game to the adults, but I didn't expect it...... I was so scared that I almost peed my pants. This matter is subordinate or not. ”
Qu Nanyi's index finger moved, but he didn't dare to play Hu Yan's brain. He was just about to speak, when Hu Yan suddenly spoke: "Be careful! The wild boar is here again! ”
Qu Nan flicked his sleeve and said unhurriedly: "Come on, come on......" suddenly realized that something was wrong, looked up, knocked on it and saw the wild boar pig rushing over with a snort.
A trace of doubt flashed in Hu Yan's eyes, so he stood still. She had cast a spell on the boar to arch the flesh of the dead, and why did it rush this way?
The wild boar went straight to Hua Ruyan and the three of them, but suddenly stopped when they were about to approach the three of them, and sniffed again as if they couldn't find the right direction. But this sniff is a bad thing. Its nose was kicked by Hu Yan, and when it moved, it hurt. It went berserk again and began to grunt sharply.
Hu Yan didn't wait, grabbed the iron rake that was thrown to the ground by Qu Nanyi, and smashed it down cleanly. The boar fell to the ground with a bang, and died a very happy death without even snorting.
Chef Wang, who had been hiding in the kitchen and didn't dare to come out, sighed and sat down on the kitchen floor.
As soon as Dong Pearl and Xuan'er's bodies were weak, they had to do it on the ground.
Chef Wang, who was originally weak and powerless, suddenly shouted: "Get up!" Don't you see the back garden arched by wild boars? Hurry up and clean up, or you want to look good! ”
Dong Pearl and Xuan'er had to get up and walk tremblingly to the back garden. When she walked to the grave of the pseudo-green waist, she saw the broken bones and rotten meat, Dong Pearl vomited breathlessly, Xuan'er simply rolled her eyes and passed out.
As soon as Qu Nan saw that the matter had been resolved, he remembered his upper peak, Pan Taishou. turned his eyes to look, only to find that Pan Taishou and the two fireworks women who were singing music passed out at some point.
Hua Ruyan left with white grass and bamboo drain.
The county government was in a mess, and Qu Nanyi felt powerless.
Chef Wang woke up Xuan'er and hit the East Pearl, and finally brought the two back to normal.
Qu Nanyi looked at the bones all over the ground, sighed deeply, and ordered: "Gather the bones and residual flesh together." ”
Hu Yan raised his eyebrows and looked at Qu Nanyi.
Qu Nan looked into the distance, revealing an expression of sadness, unbearability, helplessness, and pity from the official, and said faintly: "Send this corpse to Feng Yunqi." If Feng Yunqi has a conscience, he will definitely marry this corpse. If he doesn't have a conscience...... he turned his head to look at Hu Yan and said quietly, "It's not worth someone's thoughts, don't you say, Ah Yan?" ”
Hu Yan hooked his lips and smiled, and said, "Okay." ”
Qu Nanyi sighed lightly, lowered his eyes and said lightly: "I won't bother you about this matter." I'll arrange for someone else to deliver the bones. ”
Hu Yan said: "What do you say, you have to bury this skeleton under Feng Yunqi's bed, so that you can be worthy of the beautiful woman's deep affection." ”
The corners of Qu Nanyi's mouth twitched, flicked his sleeves, and left. He can see it, Hu Yan just doesn't give up, and wants to see Feng Yunqi! It's really infuriating.
Hu Yan was the overseer, watching the trembling white pearl and the pale Xuan'er gather the bones into a half-sized box. Hu Yan personally put on a lock, then hugged the box and left again.
Qu Nanyi dipped some wild boar blood and smeared it on his arm, then woke up Pan Taishou and said, "Bear the pain": "Fortunately, I didn't disgrace my life!" The lower official stopped the wild boar and kept the adult safe. ”
Pan Taishou wanted to get angry, but first, he lacked confidence and was so frightened that he was suddenly frightened; Second, seeing that Qu Nan's face was pale and one arm was bloody, he didn't know how badly he was injured. After he breathed a few breaths, he asked weakly, "How can you be so good, a wild boar will run in?" ”
Qu Nanyi swore and said: "There is a government official who returned to the court, saying that Feng Yunqi sent someone to send a wild boar, and he wanted to give it to adults." For some reason, the boar went berserk. The official was caught off guard for a while, and was rushed into the inner courtyard by it. ”
Pan Taishou's eyes widened and he shouted, "Why did he murder this official?!" ”
Qu Nanyi covered his arm and frowned: "Xiaguan also fought with him in order to get the key. Xu Yes...... I was jealous. He knew that his subordinates were invincible, and he never took them in his eyes. Today, Xu knew that the adults came to the county office, and they were afraid of the prestige of the adults, so they deliberately started in advance and wanted to ...... Never again! ”
Pan Taishou was puzzled: "Let the wild boar never suffer in the future?" ”
Qu Nanyi sighed lightly and said, "People can prevent it, but wild boars are difficult to prevent." Killing pays for life, but if you are killed by this wild boar, you can only consider yourself unlucky. Xiaguan's life was almost folded on this. ”
Pan Taishou finally believed Qu Nanyi's words, his eyes widened, and he said viciously: "Feng Yunqi, this official and you are incompatible!" ”
Qu Nan lowered his eyes, pretending to be physically exhausted.
Pan Taishou was in no mood to stay any longer. After all, whoever smells of urine is embarrassed to show off his authority. He asked Qu Nan to carry a whole sedan chair and carried himself back to the "Jiao Hong Leaning Green Pavilion".
After Pan Taishou left, Qu Nanyi took a bath, returned to his room, half lay on his feet, took a book of bamboo slips casually, looked at it twice, and threw it back. He took out the small porcelain vase, played with it for a moment, then sat up suddenly, took the bronze mirror and placed it on the table, and then wiped a little mucus with his little finger on his eyelids. He pinched his eyelids with his fingers, trying to get them together. After a few times, the mucus dried up, and the person in the mirror who was in the wind immediately turned into a lewd person, with two small triangular eyes, which looked very ridiculous. He took out a brush, dipped it in black ink, followed the example of a green waist, painted eyeliner for himself, and then applied the tip of his nose. He took out the cinnabar for painting and slapped himself with a big red face. Finally, I grabbed two candied fruits, put them in my mouth, and divided them into two cheeks.
He looked at the man in the mirror for a long time, without words. In the end, he sneered and said quietly: If you are really ugly, how good. No one fights, no one robs, I am the only one to protect you, hand in hand.