Since becoming the lowest score in the whole school, no scene can beat me Xia Xiaolan, because the thickness of the face of this palace is beyond the imagination of gods and demons!

I pointed to the photo: "This is fake. ”

Someone wanted to speak, but the cold air began to emanate from the dark Yang's body behind me, causing the students who wanted to interject to shut up one after another, and only continued to listen to me.

I now have the feeling of being a lawyer, and watching so many lawyer TV series finally has a little effect!

I put on the appearance of a lawyer and raised my hand: "There are the following points that can prove that this photo is fake, one! I held up a finger, "Fu Su likes to play pranks, and there are many precedents in the fairy realm to testify to this, two!" "I'll erect two, you two goods!

"The second and most important point is that Fu Su has a very serious cleanliness habit, just ask a super cleanliness fetish who even shakes his hands and wipes his hands with disinfectant wipes, how can he accept such a dirty thing as kissing saliva exchange! You must know that there are more than 600 kinds of microbial bacteria, germs, fungi in our human saliva, and there are more endogenous microbial flora parasitic on the surface of the mouth, teeth and mucous membranes...... "Thanks to my dentist, he is most disgusted with dental plaque," not to mention the food that remains between our teeth after eating, these residues will form tartar under the action of saliva, which is commonly known as dental feces ...... in human beings"

"Uh~~~~~"

"It's disgusting......"

"Why did she have to say it......"

Disgusting words rang out softly in the silent classroom, and I could see that the classmates had distorted expressions, while some laughed and gave me a thumbs up.

I put my hands behind my back and smiled: "So, I think a person with a high degree of cleanliness will not kiss people casually, you were all deceived by Fusu, he used this photo to trick all of you, and then watching your comments make headlines and he may still be happy in his heart." As for how this photo was taken, I would like to ask my roommate, Si Yinuo, to cooperate. I stretched out my hand to Xiao Nuo, who was far away in the back row, Xiao Nuo immediately stood up, Mao Mao next to him covered his mouth and smiled, Qing Wei patted Xiao Nuo, and took the blood bag in his mouth and began to stroke his forehead. Mo Ming was still upright and looked at me seriously, and the black girl next to me raised her index finger and swayed it like a dance.

In the blink of an eye, Xiao Nuo appeared beside me like my assistant, his body was straight, and he hugged Xiao Bai to give everyone a 360-degree curtain call.

"Arnold, please stand up now."

"Yes." Xiao Nuo stood with his head held high, I stretched out my hands to hold his face, Xiao Nuo's face was the same as Xiao Bai, always cold.

I looked at the classmates in front of me like a speech, I didn't have the ability to be dark Yang with three heads and six arms, so the classmates behind me began to concentrate in front of me, and the seats flew up, just so that I could look more closely in front of us.

"If you want to take this photo, you need to use a borrowing method, please be optimistic." I leaned down towards Arnold, then stopped at the outside of his face and turned to look at everyone, "Do you see clearly?" You can also try it. ”

I let go of Xiaonuo, and when I saw that some of the students who had entered the play really turned around to kiss the side, they were slapped away by the sober classmates.

I smiled at everyone: "Xianyu's mobile phone has a 3D camera function, with Fu Su's narcissistic personality, why didn't he take this photo in 3D?" I don't need to say why. Today's lesson is about the human nature, I hope you don't generalize, with a more intelligent eye to look at us human beings, thank you! I bowed, and everyone was stunned and looked at me quietly.

"Well said! Xiaolan! Hei Mei stood directly on the chair, chewing gum and clapping her hands, she is also a human being.

"Bang bang bang!" She applauded me loudly, and the next moment, Senior Jiangyan, Qing Hui, Mao Mao and Mo Ming also stood up and applauded me, followed by sporadic applause among the other students.

Which species has no advantages and disadvantages? Can you find a perfect pig in this world?

Even if this pig is fat and thin, it is perfect, in the eyes of different people, it still has all kinds of shortcomings.

Anyway, as I said today, it's their business to believe it or not, at least, some of them must believe it.

"Ding Dong Ding Dong ~~" The bell rang after class, everyone immediately sat back in their places, and Dark Yang stood beside me and Xiaonuo coldly again, "Huh! "Suddenly, he cracked......

He stood beside me with three heads and six arms, and I was drenched in a cold sweat.

"Today's class is about the complex human nature, each human species has a unique existence, which is very special in the Six Realms, you go back today to write a paper on the understanding and analysis of human nature, and submit it in seven days, which will be very important for you to deal with the tasks of the human world in the future! Class! After Dark Yang finished speaking, he disappeared from me, and I instantly breathed a big sigh of relief.

However, the classmates in front of me made a fuss.

"You hate it, why do you have to say it? Now our only fun is gone. A group of people left in a huff.

Then another group of people stepped forward, but they were very excited: "What a great thing you said! Finally, someone dares to stand up against Fusu! You must persevere, because you are now the spiritual idol of those of us who have been bullied by him! "They raised their fists at me and walked away.

I'll go...... I've become a spiritual leader! Therefore, I can't turn back when I resist the path of Fusu, otherwise how many people will be disappointed and lose their faith.

"Xia Xiaolan! Don't be content! A group of girls came around, "Don't pretend!" You don't know how much to enjoy in your heart! ”

Xiao Nuo, who had not yet left, immediately stood in front of me and looked at them gloomily from under his long bangs, and Xiao Bai immediately turned into a python and surrounded me, guarding me.

"Forget it, don't be serious with her." Another girl said, giving me a blank look, "They humans have an idiom called wanting to capture and indulge, and she is deliberately attracting the attention of Lord Fusu." ”

"His Royal Highness Fu Su will definitely not be fooled, and he will definitely abuse her even worse! Hmph, you wait! They let go of their harsh words and left the classroom.

I looked at them stiffly, and the jealousy of women was so terrible that it blinded them!

"They...... I envy you......" Xiao Nuo stared at their backs with a low face, and the corners of his mouth under the long white bangs raised an evil amplitude.

I said funny: "Envy me for being bullied by Fusu? ”

"En......" Xiao Nuo turned around and raised his face slightly to look at me, Xiao Bai returned to his body again, his eyes under his long bangs crossed a smearing silver light, "They even Fu Su's face...... I can't see ...... either."

"Then I don't think I have much to be proud of." After I finished speaking, I looked ahead, and everyone was already walking towards me.

"Sister Xiaolan, Sister Xiaolan! Fu Sugang changed Weibo! Mao Mao hurriedly ran to me, put the phone in front of me, I looked, I went! Fusu really had fun.

I saw that Fu Su also forwarded the photo of him and Mo Ming, and wrote: I have always liked challenging things.

"Fu Su didn't know that you had made things clear just now, he knew that he would definitely blow up, haha." Mao Mao smiled happily and began to leave a message under her phone.

Qing Yu gave me another thumbs up: "Yes! ”

Senior Jiang Yan smiled, reached out and patted my head, and touched it.

Mo Ming walked behind him, typing on his mobile phone, I suddenly had a bad premonition, and immediately left Senior Yan and stepped forward in front of Mo Ming: "What are you doing?" ”

Mo Ming immediately put away his mobile phone and looked at me seriously: "It's nothing." ”

I squinted at him, there must be something wrong!

His turquoise gaze began to wander, and suddenly, he locked onto the outside: "Danger! After saying that, he said, "Huh! "There was a flash.

Then, I heard Mao Mao's exclamation: "Ah! My brother also sent it! I immediately looked at Maomao, and sure enough, everyone was surrounding Maomao, and the black girl chewed gum and poked her head: "Shh~~ This is an official declaration of war." ”

Declare war?! I smell the smell of a short circuit in the wolf!

I immediately picked up my mobile phone and opened Moming's campus Weibo, only to see that his Weibo was very clean, with almost no posts, which shows that he usually doesn't play Weibo, but his fans are amazing!

Of course, it's handsome~~~ look at the face~~~~

And then the first one is his new hair, because there is a release time, after I read it, the corners of my mouth cramped, Mo Ming will really make a mess for me!

I saw him write simply: Thank you for bullying my master, and now she allows me to enter the room. @伏苏.

I want to hit the wall!

"Mo Ming~~~~~~" I shouted and was about to rush out, but Mao Mao immediately hugged me: "Sister Xiaolan, calm down, calm down!" ”

How calm I am! What's the difference between that and just sleeping in the same room with me! Mo Ming, the short-circuited wolf!!

When they came out of the classroom, the students' eyes had already changed. Someone surrounded him, like a gossip reporter in the world.

"Xia Xiaolan, you explained the photo with Fu Su, but you didn't explain the photo with Senior Mo Ming, so are you dating Senior Mo Ming now?"

"Nope." I had a black face.

"And how do you explain that picture?"

"My eyes are in the sand."

Qingyu and Xiaonuo were by my side, Maomao and Senior Jiang Yan opened the way together, and my Xia Xiaolan was blocked like a star for the first time.

"Senior Mo Ming updated a Weibo just now, saying thank you Fu Su for bullying you, so you let him into the room, is this Senior Mo Ming declaring war on Fu Su?"

"Are you asking him to protect you, or are you really dating?"

Mao Mao drove them away: "What's so strange about our wolf clan sleeping in the same room with our master. ”

"......" Maomao, is it really good for you to explain it like this?

Suddenly, I saw a white figure in the distance, and I immediately ran towards him: "Teacher Yang—Teacher Yang—"

As I ran towards him, everyone dispersed at the same moment.

Ha! Sure enough, it was still the dark poplar that worked.