The first update——

Li Yan sweated profusely and said: "It's not that I can't go to school because of the discipline problem, but ...... My friend was tired just now, and he was resting, and he couldn't get up again in a short time. ”

"Spicy Block Mommy! Tired of friends? The braided girl blinked her ghostly eyes, swept around Li Yan and Xiao Qiushui with ill-intentioned eyes, and laughed hesitantly: "I see, you are in my closet, while looking at the exciting pictures outside, you generally enjoy the joy of fish and water, right?" Okay, Li Yan, you're really getting more and more promising. ”

Li Yan Khan: "No, we didn't enjoy any fish and water, you don't want to say nonsense, the reputation of Xiao Daxia will be ruined by you." ”

Xiao Qiushui was like a child who was caught doing bad things by the teacher, and he also nodded violently: "Yes, yes, without the joy of fish and water, people will be heroes in the future, how can they be in a place like the wardrobe with men...... Absolutely nothing. ”

The braided girl grinned and snorted, "What's wrong with the hero?" The hero also wants to give birth to a son...... Should heroes be lonely all their lives, not even leaving a baby? Hmph, in my opinion, heroes usually have to take care of face, and they can't have children openly, so the more heroes are, the more they like to hide in places like the closet to do this kind of thing. ”

Li Yan Waterfall Khan: What kind of logic are you? Heroes are not like you.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Qiushui's eyes lit up after hearing this, and he said happily: "It turns out that other heroes like to be in the closet?" ”

The braided girl nodded and said, "Exactly!" The more heroes are, the more they like wardrobes, and this must not be wrong. "She's grown up talking nonsense. Speaking of this nonsense. The face is not red and the heart is not beating.

Xiao Qiushui didn't have the slightest suspicion of her nonsense. The frustration was swept away, and he clapped his hands and said, "Great, it seems that I haven't lost my heroic demeanor." ”

Li Yan Khan.

At this time, the attention of the braided girl had been removed from Xiao Qiushui, and she was directly treated as air. She grew up in a green building since she was a child, and she has seen too many men and women doing that kind of thing, Li Yan and another girl, she is not jealous at all, and she is not surprised. This kind of thing is as common as eating and breathing, and I have seen it a lot for a long time. When she was young, she had bumped into her mother Wei Chunhua and her prostitutes getting out of bed in rags many times, under this kind of edification, no matter how ridiculous Li Yan did, she would not have any jealousy, disgust and other emotions, and she usually treated them indifferently.

She smashed her mouth at Li Yan and said, "Look at this Princess Jianning, am I training well?" Although you are a little tired now and can't eat her, it is okay to come back and eat her...... Hey hey ......"

Li Yan glanced at the bed. Princess Jianning was still in a brief coma after being extremely excited, and her naked delicate body trembled slightly. There was a flush of passion under his skin, the corners of his eyes twitched, and he sweated profusely, "You've been too trained too, aren't you...... It's like being a complete sex slave. ”

"Don't you like sex slaves?" The braided girl smiled and said: "In the past few months since you disappeared, I have been thinking about a question, weishenme, you are so ruthless, you left me in the Black Wood Cliff, walked the rivers and lakes alone, and didn't come back to see me?" ”

Li Yanxin said: This is because I want to hide from the Oriental girl, how can you think of it?

I only heard the braided girl say: "I can't think of anything that offended you, you have to abandon me." Afterward...... After some explanation from my mother, I finally understood...... The answer is...... I didn't make you so happy that I didn't want to leave me......"

"What?" Li Yan Daqi: "What's the situation?" ”

I only heard her continue to explain: "Mom said that if you want to keep a man by your side, you must work hard, because for men, this shijie temptation is too much, and Qinglou girls are everywhere, from five taels of silver to fifty thousand silver, there are many varieties, where can you not get a woman?" Why do men come to your business so often? Mom said...... If you want to keep a man, you have to let that man taste enough sweetness in her...... For example, you have to be proficient in this way today, that kind of tomorrow, and you have to be proficient in all eighteen kinds of patterns, and you have to invent more fancy styles anytime and anywhere...... Otherwise, the man will get tired of playing a few times and will leave. ”

Li Yan was sweating profusely when he heard this: You...... Your mother's theory, although it seems to make some sense, but this is the truth of the Qinglou, and it may not be applicable when you get it outside, do you understand?

The braided girl continued: "As soon as Mom said this, I understood that the reason why you left Blackwood Cliff and abandoned me was that you couldn't find fun in me, right?" Tired of playing, right? ”

Li Yan shouted: "Hey, don't talk nonsense, I haven't played with you at all, how can I get tired of playing?" ”

The braided girl directly ignored Li Yan's explanation and snorted: "In short, I must be a boring woman in your heart, otherwise you wouldn't have been away for so long...... Mom said that if a benefactor doesn't come to the door for a few months, he must be tired of playing......"

Li Yan sweated profusely in his heart: Sister Ni, when did I become your benefactor, we are friends, do you understand?

The braided girl said: "My mother gave me a tip, she said, in our Lichun courtyard, if the benefactor is tired of playing with a girl, and the girl doesn't want to lose this benefactor, the best way is to find a sister to help, and the two girls serve him together, he can find a little freshness from it." ”

Li Yan: "......"

The braided girl said: "So, I'll train Princess Jianning out, do you like her like this?" I'll play with her with you...... In this way, you don't want to throw me anymore, and if you get tired of both of you in the future, you can just say it, and I'll help you think of some new tricks...... You don't want to leave without saying a word. ”

Li Yan wiped a handful of sweat on his forehead, he remembered that the previous braided girl was not like this, she used to hate lustful things the most, and always broke into the door to sabotage when she was doing that thing, why did she take the initiative to do lustful things now? It's so weird.

In fact, this is a perfect score of men who don't understand women, and women are creatures that have completely different sides when getting along with men. If a woman is with a man who has an average relationship, or a relationship that is developing, they will appear very reserved, will show their pure side, and will never let the man cross the thunder pool.

But when a woman falls in love with a man with all her heart, she will do everything she can to satisfy the man's needs. In order to make the person she falls in love with "happy", a woman will put down all her body and change from a pure fairy to the most shameless slut, just for the pleasure of the person she wants. In a relationship between the sexes, the more poses a woman is willing to do for you, the more embarrassing she is, the more she loves you and is willing to make more compromises for you.

If a man and a woman go to bed, and the woman lies still in a normal position, uncooperative like a dead fish, unwilling to accept your demands in various positions, it usually just means that she does not love you. So...... School boys, if you want to play some very high-end poses, you should be careful, find a woman who loves you, don't find a woman who doesn't love you, and is with you just to make a living, that will only make the life of the sexes dull and boring. (Excerpt from the thirty-two father-in-law's masterpiece "The Woman in the Eyes of the Eunuch")

In a word, the braided girl had a sense of crisis because Li Yan had been away for too long, and she always felt that Li Yan didn't like her anymore, so she changed her tricks to please Li Yan, and trained a sex slave to come out to serve him, wanting him to change his mind.

Li Yan didn't understand the thoughts of these women, but no matter how stupid he was, he still knew that the braided girl was reluctant to let him go, so he had to say embarrassedly: "Oh, don't think too much, I didn't leave Heimu Cliff because I didn't want to be friends with you, but I had some very ...... Belch...... Embarrassing reason, after I practice martial arts, I will come back openly, not for any training haode sex slave! ”

At this moment, Xiao Qiushui, who was next to him, suddenly spoke: "This father-in-law, why do you open your mouth and say that you are a woman?" Do you ...... After becoming a eunuch, did your psychology begin to shift in the direction of women? ”

The braided girl rolled her eyes and thought: Since this woman is very close to Li Yan, she can be regarded as her own person, and it doesn't hurt to tell her about me being a woman pretending to be a eunuch. So he said, "I was originally a woman. ”

"What?" Xiao Qiushui was shocked: "Can a woman also be a eunuch?" That...... I've heard that a man who becomes a eunuch is to be circumcised...... Cough...... Where should a woman be cut as a eunuch in that place? ”

Seeing that she was cute and cute, and she looked easy to tease, the braided girl suddenly became interested, and said with a wicked smile: "Cut your breasts...... Cut off a pair of breasts, and the woman can be a eunuch. ”

Xiao Qiushui was taken aback, covered his chest and took three steps back, his beautiful big eyes were full of fear, oh my God, cut off a woman's breasts? This...... This...... It's also horrible.

The braided girl smiled: "How about it, do you want to be a female eunuch too?" ”

Xiao Qiushui screamed, covered his chest and turned to run, pouring through the window, up the tree, and leaping in an instant...... Her light skills have been exerted to the limit at this moment, and the human body can be completely stimulated, if she goes to the Power Gang Comprehensive Martial Arts School to take the exam, with this light skill, she can at least go directly to high school.

The braided girl glanced at her back and said with a smile: "Where did you find this stupid woman?" ”

Li Yan shrugged his shoulders: "It's hard to say, it's better not to say it." Let's get down to business, this time you came to Yunnan on the order of Kang Mazi, on the one hand, to send the princess, and on the other hand, to touch the bottom of Wu Sangui, and to study whether he will rebel. ”

The braided girl was slightly surprised: "Huh? You rarely go to the Qing court, you should be blind to the affairs of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, how can you know about this matter? You're amazing. ”

Li Yan smiled awkwardly, he can't say that he has watched "The Legend of Deer and Ding", right? Still not explaining, he directly ignored the question, and said to the left: "Did you catch a Mongolian envoy who delivered a message?" (To be continued......)

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