Don't think that the topics that girls get together to talk about are so pure, when we girls talk about it, sometimes we are more violent than boys!

"Uh...... Heimei, I advise you to lower your requirements......" I patted her on the back with a look of a passerby.

Mao Mao poked out the squad leader's shy face from behind the pillow: "There shouldn't be many virgins in the fairy domain...... right" Although she said shyly, what does it mean to put wolf light in her two eyes?

The black girl supported her face with one hand and drooped her eyelids: "Cut, I don't care, the boyfriend in front of me rolls over the sheets with as many women as he wants, and the one who wants to marry me must definitely be a virgin." ”

"It's so hard......" I sighed with Maomao.

The black girl glanced at me: "Aren't all the boys in high school a virgin now?" ”

It's okay if the black girl doesn't say it, but when I say it, I was hit by an arrow in my heart again!

"Don't mention it...... "I cried in my heart, and I was more angry that I was blind, "It's not like it when I get out of high school, what about the innocence of the good?" How can this be? It's not innocent at all, isn't it~~ It's only been a long time since I went to college! Be your sister! The state stipulates that it cannot be described below the neck, and they dare to disobey the order! "Nima, drop the pillow!

"Xiaolan! Calm down...... "Maomao hugged me, and I took a deep breath: "Okay, I'm calm." ”

Hei Mei continued to play the game indifferently: "Whatever, anyway, if the fairy realm is not in the mortal world, it doesn't matter what it looks like, I'll give money to go to South Korea for the ugly~~~"

Local tyrants! It is worthy of being a local tyrant!

Look at other local tyrants, buy a photo of me for a thousand and don't be soft, my husband is ugly and sent to South Korea for rectification, until he is satisfied!

That's right~~~ There is no big difference in boys' plastic surgery, it is impossible to stuff silicone in the chest and buttocks, it doesn't matter if there is a face or not, and you can't feel it.

I involuntarily grabbed and pinched with both hands, as if I had silicone in my hand, why do boys like to pinch silicone so much? Then you can buy two dollars.

"Or ...... The boy from our scrap wood house? Mao Mao said evilly, and the corners of Hei Mei's mouth raised while playing: "That's right, the boys in your waste wood house didn't see a girlfriend, they must be ......."

"Shh I immediately told them to stop, they looked at me, I stood up and opened the window to look up and down, and then shouted, "Mo Ming!" ”

"Ahh My brother! Mao Mao shouted as if he was an afterthought.

Mo Ming didn't respond, I twitched my eyebrows: "Mo Ming, you come out, otherwise you will sleep at the door at night!" ”

"Whew!" With a bang, silver hair swept in front of me, and he hung upside down in front of me in the air, his hands around his chest, but his eyes did not dare to look at me, and his tense side face brought out all kinds of embarrassment.

"Did you hear that?"

"Yes." He didn't dare look at me.

My face flushed slightly: "Then you go farther." ”

"That's absolutely impossible." He turned his face back to look at me seriously, and his face began to redden, "Fu Su is still in the Immortal Realm. ”

I twitched my eyebrows: "Then you come in." ”

"Yes."

I got out of the way, and he jumped in through the window, knelt down on one leg, half-squatted on my table, and looked at him with a red face: "Brother! You heard everything we just said! ”

"Ahem!" Mo Ming was just about to get up, his feet slipped, and he threw himself forward on the table, he quickly did a somersault in the air, and he still stumbled when he landed, but he finally maintained his handsome landing posture, if it was me, I would have fallen into a dog eating.

Mo Ming sat on his knees with his back straight, his red face still serious.

"What's the matter~~~" The black girl said indifferently while playing the game, "Now that men and women are mixed, it's not a thing~~~~"

"But I've just lived this kind of group life, I used to sleep at home, even if I went out to play, I would go home on time at nine o'clock in the evening." I took out the sound-isolating headphones from the drawer and brought them to Mo Ming.

Mo Ming raised his face and looked at my headphones, I knelt down in front of him, his whole person immediately became nervous, his green eyes stared straight at me and didn't dare to move, I looked at him and ordered: "Cover your ears." ”

He stared at me blankly, as if he were watching me wander.

I just reached out and folded off his erected ears, his ears were soft and warm, people couldn't put it down, because they were too close, his whole body was even more stiff, I folded his ears and put on sound-isolating headphones, and then returned to him and shouted, "Can you hear me————"

He looked at me stunned for a moment before he said, "Huh? ”

I smiled and sat back down beside him to look at Heimei and Maomao: "Now we can talk with confidence." ”

"He really listens to you." Hei Mei glanced at Mo Ming with a smile, "My zombies are not as good as him, and sometimes they have to lose their temper with me." ”

"It's Sister Xiaolan." Mao Mao looked at me with a smile, "My brother is an absolute authority at home, and no one dares to disobey what he says." ”

"That's right!" Hei Mei stood up, Mo Ming looked at us inexplicably, Hei Mei looked at Mao Mao, "You wolf clan is not in front of the master, and you won't mess around, so your brother is a virgin!" ”

"Huh?!" Isn't that a bit of a strange topic? The parties are here, okay!

"Ahh Don't let me touch my brother's idea! He's Sister Xiaolan's! ”

Huh?! I don't want this short-circuit wolf!!

"Cut, I'm not interested in humans and beasts~~~"

I'll go! Isn't that too hardcore! But Heimei is right, Mo Ming is a wolf god clan, they can become people, werewolves, wolves, when they are wolves......

Not good! The heart is getting more and more yellow.

No, no, my mind can't stop, will he switch between the three forms? Yes!!!!! Xia Xiaolan, hello, go die! Actually YY's own guardian, best friend's brother!

"Xia Xiaolan, answer the phone." Suddenly, the voice of Emperor Gao Leng came! The call came just in time and finally pulled me out of YD's head.

"The voice!" Hei Mei looked at me in surprise, and Mao Mao immediately raised her index finger: "Shhh ”

Mo Ming looked at us inexplicably with headphones.

"Xia Xiaolan! Die out! ”

it! Is this ringtone still artificial intelligence?!

I immediately jumped up and looked left and right, and saw the bathroom rushing in directly and closing the door to pick it up, and the figure of Emperor Gao Leng immediately appeared in front of me coldly, and ...... Belch...... Toilet lid ......

"Poof!" I couldn't help but laugh and hurriedly lowered my face: "Meet my godfather!" ”

"How in the bathroom?" Emperor Gao Leng was displeased, I raised my face, he looked at the door behind me, "There are guests?" ”

"Yes." I nodded.

He twisted his eyebrows, no longer entangled in the bathroom, and looked at me coldly: "You are not allowed to mention the matter of the crack in the demon world to anyone, and the mysterious boy in black, this is a high secret in the fairy realm!" ”

I felt a little weak: "Oh......"

Emperor Gao Leng squinted his eyes, a cold light crossed the lenses, and his gaze was like an X-ray that had seen through my internal organs and shot through my brain: "Who did you tell me?" His deep voice had already come, and I immediately shrunk my neck, and muttered without daring to deceive: "Black girl...... She took the photo to ...... But she said she wouldn't spread it! "I immediately added, I'm afraid that Emperor Gao Leng will kill people!

I looked at Emperor Gao Leng nervously, and he lifted his glasses: "Only Hei Mei?" ”

"En-en-en." I nodded repeatedly.

He twisted his eyebrows: "I know, I'm not allowed to tell anyone else in the future." ”

"Definitely, definitely!"

He gave me a cold look: "Because of the crack incident, tomorrow will start the holiday." ”

"Really!" Emma! I'm so excited! I thought the holiday was in vain, but the boss in black brought me a holiday! Suddenly, I felt the cold air rising in front of me, and I glanced at it secretly, and the cold light on Xuanyuanchen's glasses immediately flashed, and I embarrassedly put away my excited little sample, and honestly lowered my face.

People attach great importance to the cracks in the Demon Realm! And I'm happy to have a holiday, Xia Xiaolan, you're so bad, you can take a vacation because they want to save the world!

"I'm sorry......" I looked at him embarrassed, "Is it because of the boss in black?" ”

"The boss in black?"

"It's the boy in black." I lifted my face and smiled, "Isn't it cool that I gave him a name?" ”

Xuanyuanchen's face sank, and his cold eyes kept staring at me, as if to say that Lao Tzu was almost annoyed to death, you still have the heart to give the villain a nickname?!

The atmosphere was instantly awkward, and the air pressure in the entire bathroom became silent because he suddenly stopped talking.

I lowered my face again: "I'm sorry ......"

"You need to take on more than five tasks during the holidays, you don't need to."

"Huh?" I looked at him in surprise and seemed happy, but I managed to hold back! Don't let yourself get excited.

He looked at me coldly: "You are going to clean the palace, I hope that when I come back, every glass in the palace will be shiny!" "A cold light flashed through his lenses, ouch I'll go! What a mirror control!

He gracefully raised his hand to hold his glasses, and I immediately said, "Godfather! I don't dare to go to the palace if you're not there! ”

He narrowed his eyes: "Don't worry, there is no one in the palace, you can brush your face and go in." ”

Brush your face and enter the door! It's so advanced!

He let go of the hand that was holding his eyes, and his eyes flashed coldly: "Remember to wash your hands before wiping the mirror." ”

"Yes! Godfather! I immediately gave a big gift, "Congratulations to Godfather!" ”

"Hmph." After letting out a cold snort, Emperor Gao Leng disappeared in front of me, I grabbed my phone, and finally couldn't help but jump up: "Okay! It's a holiday—"

I pushed the door and walked out: "It's a holiday~~~~"

Hei Mei and Mao Mao were stunned, and Mo Ming obediently put on headphones and still looked at me inexplicably.

I said excitedly: "Xuanyuan Chen said that the holiday will start tomorrow!" ”

Heimei and Maomao were stunned for a while, and immediately jumped up, threw up the pillow, and cheered.

Mo Ming still looked at us inexplicably with headphones.

Suddenly, I feel that we are so happy to be mortals, we just need to be happy for a small holiday, but Xuanyuan Chen and them have to worry about saving the Six Realms, the gap is ~~~~