The fourth cute, the butt is backward and the sand falls into the goose style
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Teacher Yu said angrily: "What's the use of just being able to memorize words? There are a lot of memorizations, there is a student named Huang Rong who can never forget it, and there is a student named Ling Hu Chong whose memory is also extraordinary, what is so good about you reciting the sword book in a blink of an eye? Give me the trick to be qualified to say it's useless! ”
Li Yan said seriously: "Actually, these moves are very simple! I don't really think it's difficult. He really didn't find it difficult, the villains drawn in the book clearly showed how these moves should be placed, and there were only a few lines of annotations in the back, talking about how to change the moves, this kind of simple and easy-to-understand swordsmanship cheats were much easier to understand than the "physiological hygiene" class in later generations! You must know that the pictures drawn in the "physiological hygiene" textbook are all blurred, plus a little postmodern abstract painting style, the key part should be blurred with mosaics, and the text next to it should also be harmonious, especially when writing about what actions men and women use to create people, it is completely a brushstroke, and it is impossible to illustrate with pictures, and students rely on their own brains to make up for comprehension...... Li Yan, who can understand "physiology and hygiene", is really not too simple to watch something like "Songfeng Sword Spectrum".
Li Yan's nonchalant attitude angered Teacher Yu: "Don't just turn your mouth, I'll take a look at you and use the Songfeng Sword Technique!" ”
"Okay." Li Yan reached out and picked up a long sword from the eighteen weapons rack next to him, this sword was an authentic "three-foot Qingfeng", that is, a three-foot-long iron bar, which was quite heavy in his hand. He weighed it and felt that it was not too difficult for him to wield this sword, after all, he was a man with perfect scores in sports, and his arm strength was not small. So I put on a jiashi, and I planned to start performing "Songfeng Swordsmanship".
Before making a move, he closed his eyes, and the villain figures he saw on the sword book just now passed through his mind like a fantasy movie, and every movement was carefully experienced. It's not hard...... It's really not that hard...... Songfeng swordsmanship is not a very clever martial art in the martial arts, there are few changes, and the movements are simple, no wonder the teacher of the royal sister will use it as a textbook for the first grade of primary school...... Li Yan felt that he could use this way of swordsmanship, even if a few small movements were not standard, the general movements would not be wrong.
Teacher Yujie, Oriental Girl, Tooth Changing Lori, and the whole class were all interested, and everyone looked at him with wide eyes.
Look at Li Yan's jiashi, which is the standard Songfeng swordsmanship gesture, standing straight, hands down, holding the hilt of the sword with one hand, leaning the sword on his side, just looking at this standard gesture, I know that Li Yan's learning ability is very strong, just glanced at the villain picture on the sword spectrum, there are not many people who can make the starting style so standard.
"Is this man really a genius?"
"Huang Yaoshi No. 2?"
"I heard that Huang Yaoshi has a very strange temper, so he has the nickname of Dongxie, is this person named Li Yan also has a strange temper?"
"Who knows, I heard that geniuses have strange tempers and are not easy to get along with......"
His classmates began to whisper, and by chance, all of them fell into his ears.
Li Yan tilted his head and found that the sister of Lori Guo Jing was also looking at him with great concern, her big eyes were flashing, for fear that he would make a mistake.
Li Yan's heart suddenly hesitated: Looking at their appearance, if I use the Songfeng Sword Technique, they will be surprised, right? Could it be that this sword technique is really difficult to learn in their minds? If I could show them so quickly, would I be treated as an "honor student" again, and then give me some nickname like "perfect male" to isolate me? Will the errand friend I just made just now change my teeth Lori Guo Jing also alienate me and stop treating me as a friend?
One thing after another was superimposed in his heart, and it was all an exclamation point! He still remembers that when he first entered high school, there were a few female classmates in the class who had a good relationship with him, but after he got a perfect score in all subjects in the half-term exam, those female classmates stopped talking to him.
No, I can't repeat the mistakes of the past, I finally have a girl who is willing to be friends with me, I must cherish it. However, if I deliberately behave badly and don't get the teacher's attention, will she deliberately stuff some bad martial arts for me to learn in the future? This is very likely to happen, teachers all over the world like honor students, and open a small stove for top students, if I pretend to be a bad student, I won't be able to enjoy such treatment......
Li Yan began to suffer from gains and losses.
At this time, the Dongfang girl suddenly spoke: "Li Yan, if you can learn the Songfeng Sword Technique at a glance, then it can prove that you are a rare martial arts practitioner in a hundred years, I will consider promoting you exceptionally, so that you are exempted from elementary school, junior high school, high school, and university, and directly escort graduate students, starting from advanced martial arts, and at the same time consider teaching you my most powerful martial arts "Sunflower Treasure Book". ”
"Wow!"
The whole class was in an uproar, and when a few students heard the words "Sunflower Treasure Book", their saliva dripped to the ground, and they were about to kneel down and lick the feet of the Oriental girl.
But Li Yan was sweating profusely when he heard this, isn't "Sunflower Treasure Book" the peerless martial arts that "wants to practice divine skills and wields a sword from the palace"? Well, now there is no need to hesitate, anyone can practice martial arts that is rare in a hundred years, and it must not be me! This body is only fourteen or fifteen years old, and that thing is still a baby elephant, and everyone has a responsibility to protect wild animals!
As soon as the long sword in Li Yan's hand was displayed, he just wanted to use the "Flat Sand and Falling Goose" in the "Songfeng Sword Technique" to show his handsomeness by making a very beautiful flying sword downward attack, but now he completely lost that thought.
He shouted: "Flat sand and geese".
The eyes of the whole class widened when they heard him shout out the name of the move......
I saw Li Yan tilt his ass backwards suddenly, jumping up while cocking his buttocks, and at the same time the sword in his hand stabbed forward, this thorn vaguely seemed to be "flat sand and falling geese", but because the action of tilting his ass before making a move was very ugly, destroying the overall balance, Li Yan couldn't even stand on his feet, and fell to the ground with a pop, stirring up a cloud of dust.
Be quiet......
The audience was silent......
This is the genius who claims to have learned the Songfeng Sword Technique?
After a while, there was a burst of discussion in the crowd.
"Cut, it turned out to be a big talker!"
"Liar!"
"A bad student is a bad student, what kind of genius is he playing?"
In addition to changing teeth, Lori and Guo Jing's classmates scolded one after another.
Teacher Yu didn't laugh angrily: "Boy, what is the name of this trick you make?" ”
Li Yan lay on the ground and replied: "Pingsha and geese!" ”
The royal sister teacher daxiao said: "For the teacher, I think it's the ass that falls backwards on the sand!" hahahaha。 ”
"Hey, how can a teacher laugh at a student." Li Yan said dissatisfiedly: "How can you be a teacher like this? ”
"Less wordy, free and casual as a teacher, laugh if you want to, no matter what kind of teacher you are, our Black Wood Cliff is a school that advocates the freedom of teaching style." Teacher Yu snorted twice and said: "Practice hard, after practicing for ten years and eight years, I will give you other cheats." ”
When Li Yan heard this, he was really a little sad, wouldn't he be able to get a new cheats now? This is a bit detrimental to future growth, isn't it? Should I decisively perform the Songfeng swordsmanship in one go, and then follow the Oriental girl to the palace to practice the "Sunflower Treasure Book"? Oh my mom, this road is definitely not going to work.
The crowd around him dispersed, the classmates didn't want to pay attention to him anymore, and the teacher of the royal sister also walked far away, sitting in the corner to rest, only the tooth-changing Lori Guo Jing was alone by Li Yan's side, she said in a comforting tone: "Li Yan, although you haven't practiced swordsmanship well, but don't be sad, just practice slowly, it took me a few months to barely use the first move of Yue Nu's swordsmanship." Everyone said I was stupid, but I thought that as long as I practiced hard, I would be able to practice one day. ”
Li Yan couldn't cry or laugh, this Lori actually came to comfort me? Take yourself as an example? If I'm really stupid like you, I have the heart to buy a piece of tofu and kill me.
Teacher Yu's voice came from afar: "Guo Jing, you take Li Yan to the dormitory, find him a room wherever you want......
"Yes, Teacher!" Tooth changing Lori hurriedly agreed, and then pulled Li Yan away. Although she is a little Lori, she has a kind of simplicity and generosity, and there is no difference between men and women in her heart, and there is no hesitation in holding the boy's hand. Li Yan felt that her hands were not soft, they could even be said to be a little rough, and there were several calluses on them, which seemed to have been sharpened when practicing swordsmanship.
Poor children, so pitiful! Li Yan couldn't help but think in his heart: After changing our shijie, the ten-year-old little Lori has red lips and white teeth, and her little hands are delicate, how can it be so hard as changing your teeth Loli?
The two left the classroom holding hands.
When they left, the Oriental girl, who had been standing quietly next to her, suddenly had her eyes flashing, and she smiled meaningfully in the direction Li Yan left, and said with a voice that only she could hear: This kid's move just now is actually very neat, and there is no problem with the movements of his hands and feet, but because the action of the butt destroys the overall coordination, he will fall...... Did he really think that this deliberate butt cocking action could hide it from me and Fan Song, the 'Hercules Demon'? Although I didn't know that Weishenme was going to pretend to be a bad student, but since I found this seedling, don't think about running away...... Next, let's examine his character, as long as his character is indeed a member of my generation, with his qualifications, he is definitely a good candidate to inherit the "Sunflower Treasure Book......
After a while, Li Yan followed Lori to the front of a sloppy and dilapidated manor, the manor was really dilapidated, and it was almost collapsing, but there was actually a plaque on the door of the manor, with two words written on it: "Meizhuang".
Li Yan complained about his weakness, pointed to the two "Meizhuang" and asked, "Can this house be inhabited?" It's a thing that is about to collapse at first glance, and Blackwood Cliff treats students like this? What if the house collapses and crushes two students to death, and the parents come to the door to claim compensation? ”
Tooth Changing Lori said hesitantly: "Actually, we have many high-end dormitories on Blackwood Cliff, but ...... I'm afraid you're going to be bullied in those places......"
"Oh? Why is it bullied to go to a good dormitory? "Li Yan Daqi.
"That...... Because...... Martial arts level ...... "Changing teeth Lori seems to be difficult to say, but zuihou still said it: "Poor students must be sent to Meizhuang, this is the unwritten rule of the students of Black Wood Cliff, if the poor student lives in a good dormitory, he will be beaten by the top students......"
"In other words, all the people who live here are poor births?" Li Yan asked.
"Hmmm! I live in the plum village...... In fact, the people living in it are all bad students like me who no one wants in the class. Tooth changing Lori Guo Jing lowered her head, quite frustrated.
Li Yan didn't know how to comfort her, anyway, Guo Jing's talent, just like that, in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", he belongs to the kind that is stupid to death, if it weren't for the adventures, when he was old, his temples would be bulging high.
Li Yan shrugged his shoulders and was about to reach out to push the rotten gate of Meizhuang that was about to collapse, when he suddenly heard a "hey" sound from the side of the house, and then the wind sounded, as if someone was doing something there. When I turned my head to look, I saw a tall and toned girl in the grove, practicing boxing. The girl looks to be about eighteen years old, very tall, with a great figure, the muscles of the whole body show a streamlined beauty, the complexion is not fair, but a healthy dark black, belonging to a healthy and athletic beautiful girl, a ponytail flicked behind her head, it looks very tasteful.
Li Yan glanced at it twice, and couldn't help asking, "That's also our same dormitory?" ”
Guo Jing nodded and said in a low voice: "Her name is Qiao Feng, and she is the first from the bottom of the second class of the first grade." ”